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| 30. | MISSY
/ Actually, I think going out more often will be good for you! / CHAZ
/ But YOU'RE the one who wants to talk on the phone every night! / MISSY
/ Darling, I just don't want you moping around at home when I'm out with my friends! / CHAZ
/ So you've been turning down your friends just to talk to me? / MISSY
/ Oh MY no. I usually sneak you in between margaritas and hookah. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061113.html |
| 31. | CHAZ
/ I don't have fun at clubs... I just can't stand being surrounded by those throngs of drunks and desperate loners, you know? / MISSY
/ That's silly - I'm not drunk OR desperate, and I enjoy going out! / CHAZ
/ I feel awkward standing around not dancing, but whenever I see these sketchy older guys grinding with everybody in sight, I know I'll look like a creep if I try to dance with a stranger. When girls go out, they can just dance with their friends. With guys, it doesn't work that way. / CHAZ
/ ...Unless they're at a club with the word "rainbow" in the name. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061116.html |
| 32. | CHAZ
/ So really, you had me talking to you on the phone every night because you thought I needed something to do! / CHAZ
/ Feel sorry for me, do you? You're about to find out what a hardcore partier I am! / RICK
/ A girl almost stole my car last night... Maybe I need to lay off the partying for a while. / CHAZ
/ Rick, you want me to be your wingman again tonight? / RICK
/ Yes I do! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061118.html |
| 33. | BRING! / NIC
/ Hey, Chaz! / NIC
/ ...Sorry, I can't. ...Sure! Laytah! / NIC
/ That was Chaz. / NEWELL
/ I'm glad you told him we couldn't come. I can't stand going to those bars. / NIC
/ I said I couldn't make it, but I told him YOU'RE free... Have fun! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061120.html |
| 34. | NEWELL
/ You can't just accpt invites for me! Maybe I had plans! You think of that? / NIC
/ I'm sorry. You already had plans? / NEWELL
/ ...No. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061123.html |
| 35. | NIC
/ Come on... Will you go as a favor to me? / NEWELL
/ Well... / NIC
/ Hey, Newell... What comes after terabytes? / NEWELL
/ Well, there are pentabytes, then exabytes, then my personal favorite, the zettabyte! I love that we're having this discussion! / NEWELL
/ All right, I'll go. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061125.html |
| 36. | RICK
/ You know, Chaz, you can tell a lot about a girl by her animal companion. / RICK
/ That chick over there with the lion? Maneater. / RICK
/ Unicorn-girl is obviously a virgin. / CHAZ
/ So that girl with the rabbit is probably timid? / RICK
/ That, or she's a prolific breeder! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061127.html |
| 37. | RICK
/ Go talk to her, man! I'll be YOUR wingman tonight! / CHAZ
/ You know that I have a girlfriend, right? Still... I should take you up on this... / CHAZ
/ Hey - My name's Chaz! / BETHANY
/ I'm sorry, but have you seen my roommate? / RICK
/ You know what I like about you? You haven't heard any of my stories yet! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061130.html |
| 38. | CHAZ
/ I've been duped into being the wingman again? / BETHANY
/ Well, can't you make the most of it somehow? / CHAZ
/ How can I have fun in a bar? I'm not single! / BETHANY
/ Hold on... Then who do you care? / CHAZ
/ Don't you see? It's the idea that Rick is MY wingman tonight! / BETHANY
/ That's some pretty circular logic. / CHAZ
/ Oh yeah? Well, that makes you a wingman, too! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061202.html |
| 39. | BETHANY
/ Great. Now I'm being treated as a consolation prize. / CHAZ
/ Hey, it could be worse! / RICK
/ ...So coach put my eagle in, and he was the best tight end we had that year! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061204.html |
| 40. | Hey! What on earth is that?!? / ? / RICK
/ Silly girl, that's a dartboard. It's used to play a game with sharp projectiles. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061207.html |
| 41. | CHAZ
/ Bethany, meet Newell - He's single! / BETHANY
/ Wow. Just just read my mind there. / Bethany, we've got to get out of here. This crazy guy's been talking to me and he won't stop! / CHAZ
/ HeY, Rick may come on a little strong, but he's definitely not crazy. / NEWELL
/ Why are you sticking up for Rick? / CHAZ
/ Let's go bowling! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061209.html |
| 42. | CHAZ
/ You're home already? I guess you don't party like I do. / CHAZ
/ Oh. ...Yeah? Yeah. All the way to Amsterdam? Really? / CHAZ
/ Yeah, I've had a pretty wild night, too... / NEWELL
/ Take your turn! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061211.html |
| 43. | KA-THUNK! / TAP! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061214.html |
| 44. | CHAZ
/ Okay, then. Goodnight. I love you. / CHAZ
/ Sorry 'bout the long phone call, guys! / CHAZ
/ Guys? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061216.html |
| 45. | CHAZ
/ Guys! Wait up! / CHAZ
/ Why'd you try to leave me like that? / NEWELL
/ How's that different from ditching Rick? / CHAZ
/ And if I know Rick, he's taking it worse than I am... / RICK
/ And the eagle was the best tight end we had all year! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061218.html |
| 46. | CHAZ
/ We've gotta go back for Rick! / BETHANY
/ First we should ditch him, now we should go get him... Should we just indulge your every caprice? / CHAZ
/ Finally! Someone understands me! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061221.html |
| 47. | CHAZ
/ Rick! I'm sorry that we left you, but everyone's waiting outside! / RICK
/ Chaz! That's right... I cam here with you! / BETHANY
/ You two deserve each other! / CHAZ
/ That we do. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061225.html |
| 48. | CHAZ
/ I was gonna ask you to come out with us last night, but all I got was your land line. What's your cell? / MICHAEL
/ Oh, I don't have one. / CHAZ
/ Are you serious? You're crazy! Why not? How do you get by? / CHAZ
/ Why... don't... you... have... a... cell... phone?! / MICHAEL
/ Because I enjoy these moments so. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20061228.html |
| 49. | HARRIET
/ The worse thing about being short is that no one notices you when you're angry. Like when I flipped the bird in the office photo. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20070101.html |
| 50. | HARRIET
/ What a lousy day... / HARRIET
/ Wow... I look like a waterlogged Jewish boy! / DAVID
/ Hey there. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20070104.html |
| 51. | DAVID
/ I saw you get splashed by that car. You okay, man? / HARRIET
/ No, I'm a... / HARRIET
/ I'm Isaac. Nice to meet you. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20070108.html |
| 52. | HARRIET
/ He asked me out! He's the sweetest, hottest guy I've talked to in forever! / BIZZY
/ He just thinks you're a boy. / HARRIET
/ Love will find a way! http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20070111.html |
| 53. | BIZZY
/ How come you're so sure this guy's gay, anyway? / HARRIET
/ He was dressed immaculately, he smelled like potpourri, and there was a soft femininity about him. It was unmistakable. / BIZZY
/ So? With today's zeitgeist of metrosexuality, he could be any orientation! / HARRIET
/ He was walking a little dog! / BIZZY
/ Oh. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20070122.html |
| 54. | HARRIET
/ Where would I go to buy a yamaka? / HARRIET
/ ...Yamucha? Yamakuh? Jamika? / ? / HARRIET
/ ...yemeke. / You mean a yarmulke? / HARRIET
/ Yar-mulke? Really? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20070125.html |
| 55. | RICK
/ I need you to talk to someone for me! / CHAZ
/ Yeah? / RICK
/ See that girl on the horse? / CHAZ
/ Yeah? / RICK
/ Go talk to her friend. / CHAZ
/ You mean the one on the mule? http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20070129.html |
| 56. | CHAZ
/ Nice mule. Where exactly are you from? / California. / CHAZ
/ What are you, a prospector? / Gold digger. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20070201.html |
| 57. | CHAZ
/ So, what's L.A. like? / Oh, it's a city of carrots. / CHAZ
/ Carrots? / There are a lot of dangling carrots out there. / And if they can't motivate you with the carrot... they motivate you with the stick! / CHAZ
/ How about carrot sticks? / For sure. Lots of vegans. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20070205.html |
| 58. | HARRIET
/ I have a good feeling about this date! / BIZZY
/ You're cross-dressing so you can date a gay man. / HARRIET
/ Honestly, Bizzy, you're such a reactionary! / HARRIET
/ I, for one, embrace experiences that flout Victorian ideals! Like going on a non-traditional date! / HARRIET
/ Now help me tighten this corset. I hink you can still tell I have boobs. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20070208.html |
| 59. | HARRIET
/ I'm totally pulling this outfit off! / HARRIET
/ This is gonna go fine! / HARRIET
/ Not like THAT couple. http://wingmen.comicgenesis.com/d/20070212.html |
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