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a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/22/a-bee-see/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/22/a-bee-see/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/23/electricity/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/23/electricity/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/27/model-bill-behnken-and-students-in-the-art-students-league-cafeteria/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/27/model-bill-behnken-and-students-in-the-art-students-league-cafeteria/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/28/markel-on-the-couch/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/28/markel-on-the-couch/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/29/subway/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/29/subway/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/30/flubies/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/30/flubies/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/03/love-lost-slug/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/03/love-lost-slug/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/04/cafe-orwell/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/04/cafe-orwell/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/05/makin-faces/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/05/makin-faces/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/06/in-cafes/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/06/in-cafes/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/09/haircut/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/09/haircut/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/10/laundromat/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/10/laundromat/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/11/drawing-instead-of-partying/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/11/drawing-instead-of-partying/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/16/oh-yeah/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/16/oh-yeah/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2008/08/20/introductory-quotes/comment-page-1/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2008/08/20/introductory-quotes/comment-page-1/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2008/09/04/deferring-2-nyu-strikes-back/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2008/09/04/deferring-2-nyu-strikes-back/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2008/09/18/deferring-3-nyu-phone-tag/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2008/09/18/deferring-3-nyu-phone-tag/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2008/12/18/arg-blarg-2-asdf-asdf/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2008/12/18/arg-blarg-2-asdf-asdf/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2008/12/29/hemingway-self-portraits/comment-page-1/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2008/12/29/hemingway-self-portraits/comment-page-1/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/01/hey-empty-girl-1/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/01/hey-empty-girl-1/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/02/hey-empty-girl-2/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/02/hey-empty-girl-2/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
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a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/09/pulpo-2/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/09/pulpo-2/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/15/a-peculiar/comment-page-1/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/01/15/a-peculiar/comment-page-1/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/12/subway-2/">http://foolishcreatures.com/2009/02/12/subway-2/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Turning 21 Today was my 21st birthday. / [Ian's left hand with a blank index card. Written on the fingers is the word DUMB] / I just got home from Nate Cum's apartment, exercising my new rights (with moderation) and watching Judge Dredd and Escape From New York*... / Judge Dredd: Death. / It was nice to see Nate, Lex, and Andy again... / Lex: I am Polish because I hate the sun / My mom had a panic attack when I got home—she'd been worrying about me. / Ian: Do you want me to make you some tea? Chamomile? / Mom: That sounds like a good idea. / Mom: Glad you're OK. / We talked over tea. / I worry that I'm only candid with alcohol and productive with caffeine. / *Snake! Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake! / [Ian holds up a can of Pabst Blue Ribbon] / Ian: "America's Best" in 1893, huh / Ian: Sad year / Frank: Actually American beer was good once / Ian (off-panel): Wut / Frank: Prohibition fucked everything up. / Ian: Huh / {title-text: I really liked Judge Dredd, though I kinda wish Rob Schneider's character had died horribly and graphically the first chance he had. As I do with all Rob Schneider characters. Actually, we were talking about this throughout the movie: how the hell did he become famous? OK well I just wiki'd it, and it was SNL (durrrr), like all those other shit comedy actors. SHOULDA KNOWD} / {drawn: 2008-08-06}
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