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| Real Life comic strip from November / 11 / 2004 | [[Living Room]] / Video Game Controller: / Liz: / Greg: Yo, this is a fly-ass game, right here. / / [[Living Room]] / Video Game Controller: / Liz: / Greg: Earlier, I was chillin' wit my homies, an' we went to get grub... / / [[Living Room]] / Video Game Controller: / Liz: / Greg: ...An' these punk-ass ballas roll up... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/041111.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 12 / 2005 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Greg: How do I look for dinner? / Liz: You look sexy, sweetie! / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Greg: Well, like, if you had to gauge the sexyness based on a famous person, what would it be? / Liz: Ummm... George Clooney sexy. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Liz: / Greg: C'mon now... If you don't want to... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050112.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 13 / 2005 | [[Dining Table]] / Dinner Plates: / Candle: / Greg: How was your meal? / Liz: It was excellent! You've really outdone yourself tonight, sweetheart. / / [[Dining Table]] / Dinner Plates: / Candle: / Greg: Whew- I'm Glad you think so. See, I kind of have a favor I need to ask of you. / Liz: Ah, I see now. I should have... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050113.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 03 / 2005 | [[Office (Airport)]] / Greg: Man, life is good. Ever since we got the self-serve fueling, I haven't had a single pilot in here bugging me! / / [[Office (Airport)]] / Greg: / / [[Office (Airport)]] / Greg: / / [[Office (Airport)]] / Telephone: / Greg: Hey Frank? Tell me a story. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050803.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 08 / 2005 | [[Office]] / Liz: Have you seen my tape adapter anywhere? I need to dive to Tracy tomorrow, and I want to run my iPod in the car. / Greg: Hmmm... / / [[Office]] / Greg: Last time I saw it was in the back of my car. / Liz: Okay, then. I'm gonna run to Radio Shack. / / [[Office]] / Greg: What for? / Liz: A new tape adapter.... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050808.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 09 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / Greg: Dammit, I KNOW that adapter is in here somewhere. / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / Greg: / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / Greg: What the hell? / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / Greg: http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050809.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 10 / 2005 | [[Tony's Workshop]] / Greg: Hey Tony, do you mind if I borrow some equipment? / Tony: Depends. What do you need? / / [[Tony's Workshop]] / Greg: Some long rope, carabiners... You know, that kind of thing. Nothing high-tech. / Tony: Oh, sure. It's in the cabinet on the back wall. / / [[Tony's Workshop]] / Tony: What... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050810.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 11 / 2005 | [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Rope: / Harness: / Greg: / / [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Rope: / Harness: / Greg: / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / Rope: / Harness: / Greg: / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Rope: / Harness: / Greg: Well. This is new. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050811.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 12 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Harness: / Rope: / Greg: I know I'm forgetful, but I sure as hell don't remember losing a complete underground kingdom in my back seat. / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Harness: / Rope: / Greg: Though, the classified ad DID say it was "roomy". / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Harness: / Rope: / Greg:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050812.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 15 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Harness: / Rope: / Greg: Holy crap! It's an entire land made up of things I've lost in my car! / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Harness: / Rope: / Greg: Not just in my car, either! There's stuff here I lost when I was a little kid! / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Greg: Old Nintendo games, homework... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050815.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 16 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Greg: Damn. The tape adapter's not in this stuff... I wonder where it got off to? It's not like there's anyone down here to take it. / Jim Morrison: Not true, man. / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Greg: What the-?! Are... Are you Jim Morrison? / Jim Morrison: I've seen the adapter of which... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050816.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 17 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Greg: So, what are you doing down here, anyway? / Jim Morrison: Searching for our new SOUND, man. / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Greg: Your new sound? / Jim Morrison: Yeah, man. It's all about change, keep it fresh. Stay one step ahead of the game we all play, brother. / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Greg:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050817.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 18 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Greg: So, it's nice and all that you're looking to change your music and all that, but you still haven't explained why you chose to do your soul-searching in the back seat of my car. / Jim Morrison: It's not just your CAR, man. Open your mind. / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Jim Morrison:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050818.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 19 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Greg: What's with the cave? Is the tape adapter in here? / Jim Morrison: Nah, man... I know a few guys who can help us out. They hang out in here. / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Playing cards: / Poker chips: / Greg: / Jim Morrison: / Jimi Hendrix: / Jimmy Hoffa: DAMMIT, PRESLEY! FOUR aces?!... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050819.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 22 / 2005 | [[Back Drop]] / Maple leaf: / Greg (Artist): Due to unforeseen convention-related activities (Greg been busy), we will be picking up the storyline already in progress on Wednesday. Today, however, considering I just got back to the hotel room and it's MIDNIGHT, we will be presenting... / Title: Canada-Land... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050822.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 23 / 2005 | [[Convention (Anime Evolution, Panel Room)]] / Greg: I'd like to thank you all for making it out to my Q&A panel thingy. These are my favorite part of any convention. / / [[Convention (Anime Evolution, Panel Room)]] / Greg: This is crazy, though... I've never given one of these in a full-blown university lecture... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050823.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 24 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Poker chips: / Greg: / Jim Morrison: Hey, guys. This is a fellow cosmic traveller, man. He's in need of our help. / Correction: Hey, guys. This is a fellow cosmic traveler, man. He's in need of our help. / Jimmy Hoffa: Make it quick, kid. We're kind of busy here, see? / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Poker... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050824.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 25 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Poker chips: / Greg: / Jimmy Hoffa: / Jim Morrison: Nah, man. The tape adapter is that little grey thing - looks like a rectangle with two holes in it, cord coming out of one end. / Jimi Hendrix: Ohhh... THAT thing. / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Poker chips: / Jim Morrison: / Jimmy Hoffa:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050825.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 26 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Greg: Okay, so what's the deal with this "tribe", anyway? / Jim Morrison: Near as we can tell, man, they're indiginous. Or at least, they've been here a long, long time, man. / Correction: indigenous / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Greg: / Jim Morrison: Anyway, for the longest time, they... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050826.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 29 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Tribe member: You must meet with the tribe's elder priest! / Greg: Works for me. Maybe he can give me my damn adapter so I can get out of here. / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Greg: Hey gramps. Nice shirt. / Tribe member: *GASP* You have come down and made yourself manifest! I am not worthy! / / [[Car... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050829.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 30 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Tribe member: Our true god would not so callously ask us to give up our beliefs. The one true Greg sent down these relics for us - Why would he ask for them back? / Greg: Dude, old guy, are you dense? I AM the "True Greg". It's ME. / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Tribe member: Prove... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050830.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 31 / 2005 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Cassette adapter: / Greg: / Tribe member: KILL THE IMPOSTOR! / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Cassette adapter: / Jim Morrison: / Greg: SorryJimgottarunthanksagainforallyourhelpfindingmyadaptergoodluckwiththebandtakeiteasy! / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Jim Morrison: *BLINK* / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / [[Cave]] / Jim... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050831.html |
| Real Life comic strip from September / 01 / 2005 | [[Office]] / Cassette adapter: / Liz: / Greg: I...*HUFF*...found...*PUFF*...the tape...*WHEEZE*...adapter. / / [[Office]] / Cassette adapter: / Greg: *WHEEZE* / Liz: Aww, that's so sweet! You went out and dug through your car to find that for me? / / [[Office]] / Cassette adapter: / Greg: / Liz: But I actually just got... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050901.html |
| Real Life comic strip from September / 02 / 2005 | [[Outside]] / Volvo: / / [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Sign: / Greg: / / [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Sign: / Greg: / / [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Sign: FOR SALE - CHEAP! - Spacious interior http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/050902.html |
| Real Life comic strip from October / 20 / 2005 | [[Outside]] / Fence: / Greg: You know the one thing I miss most about the '80s? / Liz: Underoos? / Greg: No, but they're a close second. / / [[Outside]] / Fence: / Liz: / Greg: The architecture. Interiors, mostly. Dark brown and woodgrain everywhere, orange countertops, all that jazz. / Greg: Accent walls made out of... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/051020.html |
| Real Life comic strip from November / 11 / 2005 | Text: Dear LORD I am stupid. / Not until I got up this morning and started taking a shower did I realize that it was, in fact, Friday, and that I hadn't thought to do a comic for today. / This whole move thing is really throwing me off. This is the first time I've moved out of this area, so my mind... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/051111.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 30 / 2006 | [[Studio ]] / [[Front Door]] / Greg: Hey Liz, I'm headed out to my orientation! I'll be back in a few hours, okay? / Liz: Wait, hang on a sec! / / [[Studio ]] / [[Front Door]] / Liz: Okay, I'm ready. Let's go. / Greg: Wait. What? No, Liz, this is my SCHOOL ORIENTATION. It's not really a two-person job. / / [[Studio... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/060130.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 10 / 2006 | [[Beach]] / Kite: / Greg: / Unknown Character (F): Could you take your kite down the beach a ways? I've got my kids here... What if it came down and hit them in the head? / / [[Beach]] / Kite: / Greg: Lady, the wind is blowing AWAY from you. / Unknown Character (F): Look, I don't want to debate with you. I just... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/060410.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 08 / 2006: Monday | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Title: After Watching "The Island"... / Greg: It's odd...I feel incredibly torn on how I feel about that movie. / Liz: How so? / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Liz: / Greg: On the one hand, I enjoyed the story and the effects and all that immensely. It was awesome.... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/060508.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 25 / 2006: Thursday | [[Rooftop]] / Shuttle: / / [[Rooftop]] / Shuttle: / Luggage: / Greg: Oh, good lord. It figures. / Liz: What? / / [[Rooftop]] / Shuttle: / Luggage: / Liz: / Greg: This shuttle... It's designed exactly like the Puddle Jumpers from Stargate Atlantis. It's identical. / / [[Rooftop]] / Shuttle: / Luggage: / Greg: Sometimes, I swear... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/060525.html |