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| Real Life comic strip from January / 01 / 2000 | [[Dark Room]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: Oh no! You mean all those Y2K nutcases were right?! / Tony: No, wait... we just blew the fuse... / / [[Game Room]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: / Danny: / Dave: Awesome! I'll get the Quake server up again... / Tony: There, see? / / [[Game Room]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: / Tony:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000101.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 02 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Greg: Man, you should have seen it! I had a Lich, an Ettin, and an Orcish Mage all after me! / Tony: Jeez!! That's about the worst thing I could imgine... / Correction: Jeez!! That's about the worst thing I could imagine... / / [[Dining Table]] / Greg: So anyway, I was running for my life, and... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000102.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 03 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Crystal: / Dave: / Greg: ROAD TRIP!!! / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Crystal: That sounds fun... I'll go pack some clothes. / Dave: Oh, and I don't want to forget my laptop... / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Crystal: / Dave: / Greg: No...You're supposed to jump up... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000103.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 04 / 2000 | [[Car (Being driven)]] / Volvo: / Dave: / Greg: / Crystal: Allright... This could be a bit of fun. So, where are we off to? / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Volvo: / Dave: / Crystal: / Greg: Well, see...we're on the west coast, so I figured we could head sort of..East..and..um...yeah. / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Volvo: / Crystal:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000104.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 05 / 2000 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: Hey Crystal, wanna play some Quake? You can use Greg's laptop, and I have a spare network card... / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / Dave: / Greg: / Crystal: Nah. I'd get carsick. Besides, you'd win anyways... / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / Greg: Hey, I'll play you, Dave! / Dave: AAAAHHHH!!!! / Crystal:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000105.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 06 / 2000 | [[Nevada Desert]] / Volvo: / / [[Nevada Desert]] / Volvo: / Dave: / Greg: / Crystal: / / [[Nevada Desert]] / Volvo: / Dave: / Greg: / Crystal: / / [[Nevada Desert]] / Volvo: / Crystal: / Dave: Allright! You win!! I SHOULD have gone before we left Vegas! / Greg: Argh!!! I TOLD you!! http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000106.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 07 / 2000 | [[Nevada Desert]] / Volvo: / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: Hey, I read somewhere that there are pshycos living out here in the desert that steal your car and then kill you. / / [[Nevada Desert]] / Volvo: / Crystal: / Greg: Where did you read that?! / Dave: I dunno... It was on the cover of some magazine at the grocery... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000107.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 08 / 2000 | [[Michigan]] / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Clouds: / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: Hey, let's go to Macworld! / / [[Michigan]] / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Clouds: / Crystal: / Greg: Macworld? Ugh, alright, where is it? / Dave: San Francisco / / [[Michigan]] / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Clouds: / Dave: / Crystal: / Greg:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000108.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 09 / 2000 | [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / [[Michigan]] / Crystal: / Dave: *Yawn* Hey Greg.. What time is it? / Greg: Hmm... Almost 6 AM. / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / [[Michigan]] / Crystal: / Dave: We're still in Michigan? / Greg: Yep. / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / [[Michigan]] / Crystal: / Dave: We need to find somewhere... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000109.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 10 / 2000 | [[Michigan]] / [[Computer Show]] / Dave: / Crystal: Hey, I'm gonna wander around a bit. I'll catch up with you guys later, okay? / Greg: 'Kay. / Sign: Computer Show & Sale / / [[Michigan]] / [[Computer Show]] / Greg: / Dave: We have to be careful... there could be all kinds of wierdos here. I mean it IS Michigan... / Sign:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000110.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 11 / 2000 | [[Computer Show]] / [[Michigan]] / Graphics Card: / Greg: / Alan (Not Extra): / Corey Marie: / Dave: You know... the ASUS 6600 deluxe is a better card than that Creative Labs Anniihilator. / / [[Computer Show]] / [[Michigan]] / Graphics Card: / Greg: / Dave: / Corey Marie: / Alan (Not Extra): Maybe, but this card does... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000111.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 12 / 2000 | [[Michigan]] / [[Computer Show]] / Food Pick-up Window: / Corey Marie: You ever feel like your life would make a great comic strip? / Greg: Oh, it already is. / Sign: Hot
/ Dogs
/ $1.00 / / [[Michigan]] / [[Computer Show]] / Food Pick-up Window: / Corey Marie: What!? / Greg: Yeah... Watch. Look above you. / Sign: Hot
/ Dogs
/ $1.00 / / [[Michigan]] / [[Computer... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000112.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 13 / 2000 | [[Computer Show]] / [[Michigan]] / Hot dog in a hot dog bun: / Bench: / Cup: / Corey Marie: Isn't it cool that we both do an online comic strip about our lives? / Greg: Yup. / / [[Computer Show]] / [[Michigan]] / Hot dog in a hot dog bun: / Bench: / Cup: / Greg: / Corey Marie: Heh... Hey, maybe someday we can have our characters... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000113.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 14 / 2000 | [[Michigan]] / [[Computer Show]] / Creative labs card: / Star wars game box: / Table: / Alan (Not Extra): / Dave: You know Alan, the Asus 6600 Deluxe really is a better card for gaming... / / [[Michigan]] / [[Computer Show]] / Creative labs card: / Star wars game box: / Table: / Dave: Besides! We're gamers! We should... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000114.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 15 / 2000 | [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Volvo: / Dave: / Crystal: Well, they sure were some nice people! / Greg: Yeah, I guess Michigan's not as bad as we thought it was. / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Volvo: / Dave: / Crystal: / Greg: Hey Dave... Don't look so sad... I mean, yeah, it's a Creative Labs card, but they're... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000115.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 16 / 2000 | [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Volvo: / Greg: / Dave: / Crystal: Hey Greg, I know we gave you a bad time about this road trip, but it's really turning out to be a lot of fun! / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Volvo: / Crystal: / Dave: / Greg: See? I told you it would be. I may seem to be a bit crazy sometimes,... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000116.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 17 / 2000 | [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Dave: / Crystal: Jus' take those old records off the shelf!! / Greg: I'll sit an' listen to 'em my myself! / Correction: I'll sit an' listen to 'em by myself! / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Dave: / Crystal: Today's music ain't got the same soul! / Greg: I like that old time 'a rock... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000117.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 19 / 2000 | [[Car (Being driven)]] / Greg: / Dave: / Crystal: / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Greg: / Dave: / Crystal: Doopedy-doo.. / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Dave: / Crystal: / Greg: Hmm-hm-hm hmmmm.... / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Crystal: / Greg: Oh, come on. After 2500 miles, you'd run out of stuff to talk about, too.. / Dave: Hey,... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000119.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 21 / 2000 | [[Car (Being driven)]] / Car Dashboard: / Garage Door: / Title: 2000.1 A Real Life Oddysey / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Car Dashboard: / Garage Door: / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Car Dashboard: / Garage Door: / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Garage Door: / Greg: / Dave: I can't believe you actually have this song on tape, Greg. / Crystal:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000121.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 22 / 2000 | [[Kitchen]] / Can of Soda: / Table: / Crystal: Ahh... It feels good to be back home... / / [[Kitchen]] / Can of Soda: / Table: / Crystal: / Greg: AAAAHHHHH!! NOOOOO!!!! / / [[Kitchen]] / Can of Soda: / Table: / Greg: Unreadable / Crystal: What's going on!? What's wrong with Greg?! / Dave: He forgot to get someone to check... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000122.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 24 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: Allright, let's see... everyone's gone, the phone is off the hook, stereo is turned on... / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: Got my mini-fridge stocked with Pepsi and sandwiches, my cans of spaghettio's, microwave, can opener, bowls, forks... / Correction:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000124.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 25 / 2000 | [[Brittania]] / Sword: / Shield: / Greg: Ah, Brittania! 'Tis always a pleasure to walk this land! / / [[Brittania]] / Sword: / Shield: / Greg: Here, scores of people live and die, sharing an experience unlike any other! / / [[Brittania]] / Sword: / Shield: / Greg: Look at them...all trying to make a living in this world... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000125.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 26 / 2000 | [[Brittania]] / Mouse Cursor: / Greg: / / [[Brittania]] / Mouse Cursor: / Greg: / / [[Brittania]] / Mouse Cursor: / Greg: / / [[Brittania]] / Mouse Cursor: / Greg: You know, I might look odd following a giant floating gauntlet around, but it seems to know where it's going! http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000126.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 29 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Dave: / Crystal: Greg? Are you home? / / [[Dining Table]] / Crystal: I guess he's not home... / Dave: Hmm... but I saw his car out front. / Crystal: Maybe someone else picked him up. / / [[Dining Table]] / Crystal: / Dave: Maybe. Unless... Oh no! / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Dave: Dear God!!... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000129.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 30 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Chair: / Chair: / Dave: Crystal, it's worse than I thought. Dave seems to have slipped into "The Zone." / Crystal: The Zone? / / [[Dining Table]] / Chair: / Chair: / Crystal: / Dave: Yes, "The Zone". It it what happens when someone gets so into a game that they begin to lose sight of reality, if... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000130.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 31 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Dave's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Crystal: / Dave: Okay, my idea is this... since Greg is zoned into the computer, the only way to get him out of it is to do it THROUGH the computer... so I'll ICQ a plea for him to log off. / / [[Bedroom (Dave's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Crystal: / Dave:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000131.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 02 / 2000 | [[Inside]] / DSL Cable: / Crystal: / Dave: That's it...I'm just gonna head this off at the source and yank his DSL line out of the wall! / / [[Inside]] / DSL Cable: / Dave: / Crystal: / Greg: Huh- Wha?! Connection lost? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DEAR GOD NO!! NOT MY CONNECTION!!! SWEET BAND-WIDTH, COME TO MY AID! PLEEEEASE!!!! / / [[Inside]] / DSL... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000202.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 03 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Greg: / Dave: Allright, enough of this! / Correction: Alright, enough of this! / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Greg: / Dave: Dammit Greg, Snap out of it!!! / < http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000203.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 05 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Chair: / Dave: / <<*SLURP*>> / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Chair: / Dave: / Crystal: Greg's all better now. See you later.... / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Chair: / Dave: Hey, wait! You snapped him out of it? How?! What did you do? / Crystal: Nothing. Don't want to talk... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000205.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 06 / 2000 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Greg: Crystal...
/ We need to talk... / Crystal: *Sigh* / Yeah, I guess we do.. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Greg: / Crystal: It's just,
/ I really don't
/ think of you in
/ that way, you know?
/ I really only just
/ kissed you to snap
/ you out of it... / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Greg: Yeah,... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000206.html |