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| Real Life comic strip from February / 01 / 2008 | [[Living Room]] / Boxes: / Coffee Table: / Couch: / Greg: Liz! I have found the solution to my problems! / Liz: Oh? You located your personal principles, then? / / [[Living Room]] / Boxes: / Coffee Table: / Couch: / Liz: / Greg: After a fashion, yes, see, I realized that I was so shocked at seeing a beverage with real... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080201.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 06 / 2008 | [[Space Station (DS-1)]] / Tony: / Greg: (shimmers translucently as he teleports in) / < http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080206.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 07 / 2008 | [[Space Station (DS-1) (Tony's Office)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Tony: Now... I am going to need your help with this. Taking down Murphy won't be easy. / Greg: My pleasure. What's the plan? / / [[Space Station (DS-1) (Tony's Office)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Tony: Let me check my files, actually. I've... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080207.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 10 / 2008 | [[Back Drop (Test pattern)]] / Text: There is no comic for this date. Clearly, you are mistaken. Move along. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080210.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 20 / 2008 | [[Living Room]] / Greg: You know... I just had a thought. / Liz: What's that? / / [[Living Room]] / Liz: / Greg: Well, you remember in Back to the Future 2, how Marty gets the letter from Doc, and then goes back to get him in Back to the Future 3... Only the gas tank gets shot, making it incredibly hard to get... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080220.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 03 / 2008 | [[Car (Being driven)]] / Liz: / Greg: What's that sign say? / ..."The Lord's Vineyard"? / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Greg: We HAVE to, right? / I mean, we have to KNOW. / Liz: It's a moral imperative. / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Liz: I wasn't aware Jesus was interested in viticulture. / Greg: Well, sure... the wine... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080303.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 12 / 2008 | [[Kitchen]] / Glass Top Oven/Stove: / Skillet: / Liz: Ooh! What's for dinner? It smells great! / Greg: Oh, I'm just cooking up some salmon. / / [[Kitchen]] / Glass Top Oven/Stove: / Skillet: / Liz: Awesome! What kinds of spices are you using? / Greg: Spices? I wouldn't dare defile these fillets with those horrid things.... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080312.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 13 / 2008 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Bowl: / Liz: Do you still feel like culinary school was worth it? / Greg: Hell yeah it was. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Bowl: / Greg: Really though, more than anything, culinary school taught me how to really APPRECIATE food, you know? / Liz: How so? / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Bowl: / Greg:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080313.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 27 / 2008 | [[Living Room]] / Coffee Table: / Couch: / Plant: / Greg: Ugh. I'm so freaking sick of all these parody movies. Is anybody even watching these? / Liz: I would have to imagine they are. Otherwise, it's unlikely they would continue making them. / / [[Living Room]] / Coffee Table: / Couch: / Plant: / Liz: / Greg: What... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080327.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 31 / 2008 | [[Car (Being driven)]] / Car Seat: / Liz: "...brown paper packages tied up with strings, these are a few of my favorite things..." / Greg: What is that from, anyway? / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Car Seat: / Liz: Oh, it was this little movie you might have heard of called THE SOUND OF FREAKING MUSIC. / Greg: Ah..... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080331.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 16 / 2008 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Greg: / Liz: / Narration: A brief, spoiler-free of Friday's "Battlestar Galactica" mid-season finale. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Greg: / Liz: / / [[Living Room]] / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Greg: / Liz: / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Greg:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080616.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 17 / 2008 | [[Office]] / Greg: / TV: "Hey, Lorelai, it's Max. Medina. Maaax Medina." / / [[Living Room]] / Greg: I hear you're watching Gilmore Girls. Again. / Liz: Yep... It's the first season, too - the episode where Rory gets hit by a deer. / Greg: I know... I've seen it. Like, four times. So have you. / / [[Living Room]] / Liz:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080617.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 18 / 2008 | [[Office]] / Greg: Man, what a gyp. / Liz: What is? / / [[Office]] / Greg: I finally got all five pieces of Netherblade armor, my first ever full set of armor, and there's no 5-piece bonus for this set. / Liz: You HAD to have known that. It's listed in the item tool-tips. / / [[Office]] / Greg: No, I did... It's just,... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080618.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 19 / 2008 | [[Living Room]] / Liz: / Greg: I really can't believe TBS edits "Sex and the City" down as much as they do. It's insane. / / [[Living Room]] / Greg: I mean... It's a half-hour show! How can they cut out HALF of the content and STILL have half an hour of show?! / Liz: I'd say talent, but that would imply that they... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080619.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 20 / 2008: Friday | [[Living Room]] / Video Game Controller: / Greg: You know, one of the things I'm finding most interesting in GTA 4 is how much I identify with the main character, Niko. / Liz: ...You identify with a middle-aged Bosnian immigrant? / / [[Living Room]] / Video Game Controller: / Liz: / Greg: Not like that... I mean,... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080620.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 23 / 2008 | [[Inside (Wal-Mart)]] / Liz: / Unknown Character: / Text: The following comic is a verbatim record of a conversation that took place at 5:47 pm at the Lockhart Wal-Mart. / Greg: Ha! Look at this... A wired XBox 360 controller. Why would you want to buy a wired controller when the wireless is only a few bucks... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080623.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 24 / 2008 | [[Office]] / Greg: / Liz: / Text: Insanitee whispers: Hey Greg! Long time no see! Guess who's finally playing WoW! / Text: Um... do I know you? / / [[Office]] / Greg: / Liz: / Text: Insanitee whispers: I should hope so... I sign your paychecks, after all. / Text: Holy crap - DAVE? From Dave's Gourmet?! I didn't know... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080624.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 25 / 2008 | [[Office]] / Liz: AAAH! / Greg: What?! What is it?! / / [[Office]] / Liz: I got a job interview! / Greg: Oh... Whew. You just about gave me a heart attack there. What's the job? / / [[Office]] / Liz: It's a graphic design position for a law firm up in Austin.. It's full time during the summer, and then I can go part... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080625.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 26 / 2008 | [[Outside (Carport)]] / Car: / Liz: Wish me luck on my interview! / Greg: PLEASE. You know you'll knock 'em dead. / / [[Outside (Carport)]] / Car: / Greg: Call me on your way home to let me know how fantastic the interview was! / Liz: Okay, sweetie! Try not to get too bored while I'm gone! / / [[Outside (Carport)]] / Car:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080626.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 27 / 2008 | [[Car (New Beetle)]] / Cell Phone: / Liz: I got the job! / Greg: That's GREAT, sweetheart! Congratulations! / / [[Car (New Beetle)]] / Cell Phone: / Liz: Thanks! He actually cancelled all his other interviews after me. How awesome is that? / Correction: canceled / Greg: Good Lord! You're like an interviewing juggernaut! / / [[Car... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080627.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 29 / 2008 | [[Back Drop (Test pattern)]] / Text: There is no comic for this date. Clearly, you are mistaken. / Text: Move along. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080629.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 30 / 2008 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Liz: / Greg: So, I'm thinking, now that you have a job out of the house, it's probably a good idea for us to get a second car -- what do you think? / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Liz: Well, I mean, I guess so, sure. Though, it's not like you really go anywhere. / Greg:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080630.html |
| Real Life comic strip from July / 01 / 2008 | [[Outside (Car dealership)]] / Car: / Liz: / Alan Extra: Hi there, welcome to Bluebonnet Motors. My name's Alan... Anything I can help you folks with today? / Greg: Hi Alan... No, I think I've pretty much decided on this baby here. / / [[Outside (Car dealership)]] / Car: / Greg: / Liz: / Alan Extra: Well, you have... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080701.html |
| Real Life comic strip from July / 02 / 2008 | [[Car (Ford Escape)]] / Liz: / Alan Extra: So, what do you think of the Escape? / Greg: Eh... I don't know, to be honest. / / [[Car (Ford Escape)]] / Liz: / Alan Extra: No? Well, consider this - the Escape has an intelligent 4WD system that automatically adjusts torque to the wheels, on the fly. / Greg: Meh. We don't... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080702.html |
| Real Life comic strip from July / 03 / 2008 | [[Outside (Car dealership)]] / Car: / Alan Extra: / Liz: Wait, hold on a second. What do we have here? / Greg: Oooh... It's NICE inside! / / [[Outside (Car dealership)]] / Car: / Liz: / Alan Extra: The Zephyr? Oh, you wouldn't be interested in that. / Greg: Nice Lucius Fox reference. Seriously though... About the car. / / [[Outside... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080703.html |
| Real Life comic strip from July / 06 / 2008 | [[Office]] / Liz: So hey- I finally broke down and signed us up for Netflix. / Greg: What? Why? / / [[Office]] / Liz: Because... It's cheaper than us racking up all kinds of rental charges every month. / Greg: But we hardly rent any movies at all. / / [[Office]] / Greg: And when we DO rent a movie, it's from the $1... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080706.html |
| Real Life comic strip from July / 08 / 2008 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Bed: / Greg: / < http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080708.html |
| Real Life comic strip from July / 09 / 2008 | [[Office]] / iPod: / Liz: What are you doing? You've been staring at your iPod for the last hour. / Greg: Square-Enix just did a surprise release of a game for the iPod called "Song Summoner"... It was only five bucks. / / [[Office]] / iPod: / Greg: It's basically a slimmed-down version of Final Fantasy Tactics,... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080709.html |
| Real Life comic strip from July / 11 / 2008 | [[Living Room]] / Video Game Controller: / Liz: / Greg: Man, I'm glad I finally unlocked the central island... The clothing stores on this side of the bridge sold total crap. Now I'm finally ready to go on another date with Michelle. / / [[Living Room]] / Video Game Controller: / Greg: / Liz: / TV: Hi, Niko! Ugh... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080711.html |
| Real Life comic strip from July / 15 / 2008 | [[Airport Interior]] / Unknown Character: / Liz: / Greg: Uh, yeah... Hi there. I was just wondering what was up with our flight... It was supposed to leave for San Francisco like...45 minutes ago. / / [[Airport Interior]] / Liz: / Unknown Character: Yes, unfortunately, the air traffic control delayed us due to... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080715.html |