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| Real Life comic strip from February / 07 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Table: / Chair: / Dave: Dude, what DID Crystal do to snap you out of it, anyway? / Greg: Oh, that. Yeah, well..she kissed me. / Correction: Oh, that. Yeah, well... She kissed me. / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Table: / Chair: / Dave: WHOAH!! NO WAY!! I can't believe she actually... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000207.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 08 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: So, she kissed you. Then what happened? / Greg: Well, we talked it over, and I told her that I just thought of her as a friend... / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: HA HA HA!! That was great... No really, what did you tell her? / Greg:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000208.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 09 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: Okay, if you plan on going after Crystal, you're going to need some advice about how to go about it. Luckily, I have a fool-proof plan for you. / Greg: Er, allright, shoot. / Correction: Er, alright, shoot. / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: Okay, not when you first... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000209.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 10 / 2000 | [[Inside]] / Greg: / Dave: So Greg... You ready to go out there and talk to Crystal? / / [[Inside]] / Dave: / Greg: Yep.. I even have my lucky charm with me. / / [[Inside]] / Greg: / Dave: Dude... You carry a lucky charm with you? That's so lame... / / [[Inside]] / RAM module: / Greg: It's the first RAM chip I ever installed. / Dave:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000210.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 11 / 2000 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Greg: Crystal, I need to ask you an important question... / Crystal: Sure, what's up? / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Greg: Despite what I said earlier, I really *do* care for you...do you feel the same way? / Crystal: Nope. Sure don't. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Crystal: / Greg: No? Er...uh.... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000211.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 12 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: So, you guys are an item now, eh? / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: / Crystal: / Greg: Yep. Turns out we were both attracted to each other anyway. We're going out to a movie right now... Sort of as our "first date." / / [[Dining... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000212.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 13 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: (whistling) / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: ! / / [[Dining Table]] / Greg: / Dave: / / [[Dining Table]] / Greg: / Dave: Okay, I'll bite. What's up? / / [[Dining Table]] / Dave: / Crystal: / Greg: Well, I just found out that Final Fantasy XI is going to be an... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000213.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 14 / 2000 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Book: / Dave: Whatcha reading? / Greg: "Jurassic Park". / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Book: / Dave: / Greg: I saw "The lost world" on TV the other day and I remembered how good this book was. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Book: / Dave: Yeah, i tought it was way better than the movie... / Greg:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000214.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 15 / 2000 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Book: / Crystal: Hi Greg. Good Book? / Greg: Yeah... / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Book: / Crystal: You wouldn't happen to be forgetting anything, would you? / Greg: Hmm... No, not that I can think of... / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Book: / Crystal: / Greg: / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Book: / Greg:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000215.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 17 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Can of Soda: / Crystal: I wish Greg wouldn't get so IN to everything he does, you know? / Dave: Yeah... / / [[Dining Table]] / Can of Soda: / Crystal: Well, not to worry... I've got it all covered. / Dave: Oh? / / [[Dining Table]] / Can of Soda: / Crystal: Yeah... I gave him a copy of "Ender's Game". / Dave:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000217.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 19 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Backpack: / Table: / Greg: / Dave: Where are you off to? / / [[Dining Table]] / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Backpack: / Table: / Dave: / Greg: I've got a class in half an hour... I have to get going.. / / [[Dining Table]] / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Backpack: / Table: / Greg: / Dave: Greg...... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000219.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 20 / 2000 | [[Living Room]] / Television: / Greg: C'mon... I just wanna watch Drew Carey... / TV: Fssssshhh... / / [[Living Room]] / Television: / Greg: Grr... Why won't you WORK!? / TV: Fssssshhh... / / [[Living Room]] / Television: / Greg: Stupid T.V.!! / TV: Fssshhh - * / / [[Living Room]] / Television: / TV: / Greg: Screw it... I'm gonna... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000220.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 21 / 2000 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Tissues: / Television: / Greg: / TV: "Oh Ashley...Ashley I love you."
/ "Scarlet..."
/ "I love you, I do." / Crystal: *Sniff* / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Tissues: / Television: / Greg: / Crystal: / TV: "Sir, you are no gentleman!"
/ "And Miss, you are no lady!" / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Tissues:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000221.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 23 / 2000 | [[Back Drop (White)]] / Crystal: / Greg: Well, he finally drew us by hand. / Dave: Yeah, and we don't look half bad, either! / / [[Back Drop (White)]] / Greg: / Dave: But there is one big difference, you know... / Crystal: Oh? What's that? / / [[Back Drop (White)]] / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: / < http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000223.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 24 / 2000 | [[Back Drop (White)]] / Dave: / Greg: Damn... We're being drawn in Illustrator again. / Crystal: Well, It's only for a few more weeks...
/ / / [[Back Drop (White)]] / Crystal: / Greg: At least you can't smear me now...
/ / Dave: Yeah, well I LIKE being drawn in Illustrator. / / [[Back Drop (White)]] / Dave: / Crystal:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000224.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 26 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: You'll never guess what my computer did last night. / Greg: What? / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Dave: It created an exact copy of HALO(R) after just seeing a demo movie. / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: / Greg: WHOAH!! That's incredible!! / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000226.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 27 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Greg: / Text: Incoming Message from (CW)Gabriel: Hey Greg! Wassup, bro? / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Greg: / Text: Eh, not much, Gabe. Just playing Halo against my friend Dave. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Greg: / Text: Incoming Message from (CW)Gabriel: Heh, what are you on? Halo's not even OUT... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000227.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 28 / 2000 | [[Car (Volvo)]] / Crystal: / Greg: So what movie did you want to see, Sweetheart? / / [[Car (Volvo)]] / Crystal: How about "Snow Falling on Cedars"? I heard it was pretty good... / Greg: Hmm.. A romance film. Eh, allright... / Correction: alright / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Greg: / Crystal: Um, Greg? The theatre... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000228.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 29 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Crystal: Hey, have you seen Greg around today? / Dave: Nah, but he said something about going shopping... / / [[Dining Table]] / Crystal: / Dave: / Greg: Hey guys! I was shopping at old Sacramento, and they have this really cool store called the Scottish Castle... You HAVE to see what I got!! / / [[Dining... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000229.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 02 / 2000 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Book: / Dave: Hey Greg, how do you like "Timeline"? Good book, eh? / Greg: Yeah, this book is awesome!! / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Book: / Dave: / Greg: Man...makes we wish I had a quantum-time-teleportation-gizmo so I could go back to 14th century France... / / [[Living Room]] / Couch:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000302.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 03 / 2000 | [[Tony's Workshop]] / Time Machine: / Tony: / Dave: See? This is the machine. / Greg: Wait a minute...if this things sends us back in time, isn't there the possibility of messing up our own timeline? / / [[Tony's Workshop]] / Time Machine: / Dave: / Tony: Nope it's impossible. / Greg: How come? / / [[Tony's Workshop]] / Tony:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000303.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 06 / 2000 | [[Tony's Workshop]] / Time Machine: / Costume: / Greg: / Dave: / Tony: Okay, now since we're going to France in about 1350 or so, we need to wear these clothes from the period. These ought to be fine. / / [[Tony's Workshop]] / Time Machine: / Costume: / Tony: / Dave: / Greg: Hey, wait! I'll go get my Claymore! / / Time... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000306.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 07 / 2000 | [[Tony's Workshop]] / Time Machine: / Costume: / Dave: / Greg: / Tony: Okay, now when we get there, check to see if there were any "Transscription Errors". Basically, if something doesn't line up quite right. It's rare, but it happens. / Correction: Okay, now when we get there, check to see if there were any... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000307.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 08 / 2000 | [[14th Century France (Forest)]] / Costume: / Tony: / Dave: Okay you guys...our only real problem is that they only speak French here in France. / Greg: No problem. I speak a few words of "La Francois." / / [[14th Century France (Forest)]] / Costume: / Dave: / Tony: / Greg: / French Guard: Vous là...
/ Pourquoi... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000308.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 09 / 2000 | [[Dungeon]] / Costume: / Cell Bars: / Tony: Just freaking great. Thanks to Mr. "La Fancois", we're stuck here in the dungeon. / Dave: / Greg: Hey, I watched a bit of "Pepe Le Peu", okay? / / [[Dungeon]] / Costume: / Cell Bars: / Tony: Well, beside that..We need to get out of here. / Dave: Hey, that guard is asleep.... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000309.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 10 / 2000 | [[Dungeon]] / Costume: / Cell Bars: / Tony: Grrr... / Dave: / Greg: / / [[Dungeon]] / Costume: / Cell Bars: / Tony: Dammit!!!
/ Let us out of here!!! / Dave: / Greg: / / [[Dungeon]] / Costume: / Cell Bars: / << CREEAK...>> / Tony: / Dave: / Greg: / / [[Dungeon]] / Costume: / Tony: Well, this is certainly interesting... / Uknown... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000310.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 11 / 2000 | [[14th Century France (Forest)]] / Quantum Space Time Teleportation Device: / Dave: / Tony: Stand still while the machine transits you back, or you could get transscription errors. / Greg: Um, we had better hurry... They're coming after us... / French Guard: Capturez-les!! / / [[14th Century France (Forest)]] / Time... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000311.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 12 / 2000 | [[Living Room]] / Costume: / Couch: / Tony: / Dave: / Greg: Hey Crystal! We're back! / Crystal: / / [[Living Room]] / Costume: / Couch: / Tony: / Dave: / Greg: / Crystal: What the-?!
/ Where have you guys been?!?! / / [[Living Room]] / Costume: / Couch: / Tony: / Dave: / Greg: We used a machine Tony and Dave built, and... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000312.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 13 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Chair: / Table: / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: *sigh*
/ I'm bored.
/ How 'bout
/ you? / Dave: Yep.
/ Bored. / / [[Dining Table]] / Chair: / Table: / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Dave: I'd like to
/ try my hand
/ at 3-D modeling,
/ but I don't have
/ any good
/ programs. / / [[Dining Table]] / Chair: / Table: / Pepsi Can(s):... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000313.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 15 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Adam's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Greg: So you can hack into systems, eh? / Adam: Yep. / / [[Bedroom (Adam's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Greg: Okay, then hack into someone's server. / Adam: Allrighty..Just for fun, give me a hard one. / / [[Bedroom (Adam's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Adam: / Greg:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000315.html |