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| Real Life comic strip from March / 20 / 2000 | [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Table: / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: *sigh* / Dave: What's wrong? / / [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Table: / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: Oh I miss my old Nintendo. I sold it a few years back... / Dave: You know, you can just download an emulator and get some ROMs.. / / [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Table: / Pepsi... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000320.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 23 / 2000 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Television: / Game Console: / Video Game Controller: / Dave: What are you playing now? / / TV: Beoopa / Bloop / Dave: Ugh... Bubble Bobble?! / Greg: Yup. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Television: / Game Console: / Video Game Controller: / Greg: / Dave: What's with you and playing crappy... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000323.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 25 / 2000 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Television: / Game Console: / Greg: / Dave: You know, Greg... I gotta tell ya. This Nintendo is actually a lot of fun. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Television: / Game Console: / Dave: / Greg: Yeah, it's probably the best 200 bucks I've spent in a while. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Television:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000325.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 01 / 2000 | [[Living Room]] / Telephone: / Dave: / Greg: Yeah, Can I talk to Richard Garriot please? ..Richard! Hey Buddy, How's it going!?! / / [[Living Room]] / Telephone: / Dave: / Greg: What's wrong? You sound depressed... / / [[Living Room]] / Telephone: / Dave: / Greg: What!?! Leaving Origin!?! That's terrible!! You're Lord... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000401.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 02 / 2000 | [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: *Sigh* / / [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: I am soooo freaking bored. / / [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: / Greg (Artist): Well, DO something then. Play Quake 3 or Diablo 2 or something... / / [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Chair:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000402.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 03 / 2000 | [[Office (Greg (Artist))]] / Drawing Board: / Greg (Artist): Hi Everyone! You probably don't recognize me... I'm Greg, the Cartoonist. / / [[Office (Greg (Artist))]] / Drawing Board: / Greg (Artist): This week I'm going to be taking you on a little journey to show you exactly what goes into bringing you a new... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000403.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 04 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: / Greg (Artist): Drawing the comic each night can be quite a time intensive process. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: / Greg (Artist): Each night I have to come up with a new gag, and then figure out how to execute it. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000404.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 05 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: *SIGH* / Greg (Artist): 11:00 P.M. : Close open programs, start comic. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: HA! Die, dragon!! / Greg (Artist): 11:02 P.M. : Get bored, play Ultima Online / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: *SIGH* / Greg (Artist):... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000405.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 06 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: Many of you think that I base my strip strictly on actual events in my life. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: And while I often do, a lot of the time I find myself strapped for ideas, and I begin making things up. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000406.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 07 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Greg: / Greg (Artist): I tend to be a little paranoid as far as people watching me do the comic. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Greg: / Greg (Artist): For some reason, if someone is in the same room as me, I find it almost impossible to... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000407.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 08 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Greg (Artist): Well, I hope this gave you a little insight into the crap I gotta put up wi-er, I mean, the fun and exciting process of doing a daily webcomic! / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Greg (Artist): I've tried to convey to you what we cartoonists have to deal with on a day-to-day basis. / / [[Bedroom... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000408.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 09 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Dave's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Dave: / Crystal: Hey Dave! Whatcha playin'? / / [[Bedroom (Dave's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Crystal: / Dave: Greg and I are playing Quake 3 on the internet. / / [[Bedroom (Dave's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Crystal: / Dave: We're messing with the other couple of people in the game...... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000409.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 10 / 2000 | [[Dining Table]] / Chair: / Table: / Crystal: / Greg: Hey Dave... Do you know where the Coleman Stove is? / Dave: No, I haven't see it. / / [[Dining Table]] / Chair: / Table: / Crystal: I wonder why he wants the portable stove...? / Dave: Well, either he just wants to cook up a nice meal in the garage, or... / / [[Dining... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000410.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 11 / 2000 | [[Car (Being driven)]] / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: Wow, I never knew the outdoors were so beautiful! / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: The blue sky, the fresh airs.. The birds singing / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: It's a whole new world I didn't even know was out here! / / [[Car... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000411.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 12 / 2000 | [[Car (Being driven)]] / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: Dammit Greg, I'm bored. Why did you make me leave my laptop at home? / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Crystal: / Dave: / Greg: Dave, you need to experience life away from the computer for once. That thing rules you. / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Crystal: / Dave: / Greg: For... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000412.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 13 / 2000 | [[Car (Being driven)]] / Dave: / Crystal: Are you sure you know where you're going? / Greg: Relax... Just trust me. / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Greg: / Dave: / Crystal: The brochure said the campsite was off of Icehouse Road. / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Greg: / Dave: / Crystal: That sign says we're on "N67 E45"!! / / [[Car... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000413.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 14 / 2000 | [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Crystal: / Dave: Are we even in California anymore? / Greg: Relax... I'm sure there will be something ahead. / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: Yeah, the edge of the world, perhaps? / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Dave: / Greg: / Crystal: Hey, there's a sign... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000414.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 15 / 2000 | [[Forest]] / Dave: Hey, we've got a problem. We forgot the third tent. / Greg: No, I only packed the two. / / [[Forest]] / Dave: Dammit, now we have to share a tent. / Greg: No, we don't / / [[Forest]] / Dave: Huh? What do you mean? Yeah we do... / Greg: *Ahem* NO we DON'T. / / [[Forest]] / Greg: / Dave: Ahh.. I gotcha. I'll... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000415.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 16 / 2000 | [[Forest]] / Greg: Ahh... The tent's up... Time for me to do some relaxing! / / [[Forest]] / Greg (Artist): Greg, give it up. Even I'M not buying it. / Greg: Huh? Buying what? / / [[Forest]] / Greg (Artist): It's almost summer, it's HOT, and you're still wearing that green collar shirt and pants. / Greg: But I LIKE... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000416.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 17 / 2000 | [[Forest]] / Dave: Ah... I see he got to you too / Greg: Yeah. / / [[Forest]] / Dave: Eh, But those clothes don't look half bad, you know? / Greg: Yeah yours look pretty good too! / / [[Forest]] / Dave: / Greg: I wonder what Crystal's wearing? / / [[Forest]] / Tent: / Crystal: FORGET IT! I'M STAYING IN HERE! http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000417.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 18 / 2000 | [[Forest]] / Tent: / Greg: / Dave: Aw, c'mon Crystal... Just come on out! / Crystal: NO! I'm staying in here. / / [[Forest]] / Tent: / Dave: / Greg: Please, babe? For me? / Crystal: *Sigh* Fine... / / [[Forest]] / Tent: / Crystal: / Dave: Gak-! Crystal... You look awesome!! / Greg: Yeah, what's so wrong with that? / / [[Forest]] / Tent:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000418.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 19 / 2000 | [[Forest (Night)]] / Camping Fire: / Dave: / Crystal: / Greg: Ah... Our first night in the wilderness! / / [[Forest (Night)]] / Camping Fire: / Greg: / Dave: Yeah, it's a good thing we have this fire, too. It'll help keep the bears away. / Crystal: BEARS? / / [[Forest (Night)]] / Camping Fire: / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: Relax...... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000419.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 20 / 2000 | [[Forest (Night)]] / Tent: / Greg: Babe, don't worry... Whatever it was is probably long gone by now... / Crystal: Yeah, I guess. / / [[Forest (Night)]] / Tent: / Greg: Besides, now it's just you and me... Alone in our tent. / Crystal: Oooh... Yeah. / / [[Forest (Night)]] / Tent: / Greg: And you know what that means, don't... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000420.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 21 / 2000 | [[Forest (Night)]] / Bear: RAWR! / Crystal: Greg! Wake up! / Greg: * Hruh.. Wha-? / Crystal: It's still out there! / Greg: Well, I'M not going out there! / / [[Forest (Night)]] / Bear: GROWL! / Crystal: Please Greg?! Go scare it away! / Greg: *Sigh* Oh, sure, let ME risk my life... / / [[Forest (Night)]] / Tent: / Greg: / Dave:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000421.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 22 / 2000 | [[Forest]] / Tent: / Greg: *SNIFFFFF* / / [[Forest]] / Tent: / Greg: Ah! / / [[Forest]] / Tent: / Greg: There's nothing quite like the smell of the mountain air... So pure and untouched, like the rest of the forest! / / [[Forest]] / Tent: / Greg: / Dave: I'm going to the diner for some scrambled eggs. / Crystal: I'm gonna... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000422.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 02 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Chair: / Desktop Computer: / Greg: My GM Valorite Platemail... My Katana of Vanquishing... Gone... All gone... / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Chair: / Desktop Computer: / Greg: That's IT!! This game is nothing but frustration!! All anyone plays it for is to kill you and steal your stuff!! Well,... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000502.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 06 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Greg: Man... I can't believe I didn't play EverQuest sooner... / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Greg: You could play it for years, and still not have fully explored it! / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Greg: There's so much... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000506.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 08 / 2000 | [[Computer Screen (Dark)]] / Sunglasses: / Greg: / PAL: Hello, Mister Reynolds. Your mission, should you choose to accept it : obtain 4 advance tickets to the first showing of "Mission Impossible 2". All the equipment you will need to complete your mission will be provided, and you will also be given your... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000508.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 11 / 2000 | [[Tony's Workshop]] / Device: / Tony: / Sound Effect: / Greg: Hey Tony..whatcha workin' on? / / [[Tony's Workshop]] / Device: / Greg: / Sound Effect: / Tony: Well, I was watching Voyager last night, where the Doctor meets his creator, and it sort of got me to thinking... / / [[Tony's Workshop]] / Device: / Sound Effect:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000511.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 13 / 2000 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Computer Desk: / Greg: / Dave: What are you working on? / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Computer Desk: / Dave: / Greg: It's a website for an EverQuest guild I'm in. We're a really new guild, so I decided to design the page. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/000513.html |