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| Real Life comic strip from August / 28 / 2001 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Tony: What's this you're working on? / Greg: I'm learning to speak D'Ni. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Tony: D'Ni? / Greg: Yeah... It's the fictional language used in the Myst series. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Tony:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/010828.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 29 / 2001 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Tony: / Greg: Man.. Learning D'ni has made playing the Myst Games so much easier! / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: / Tony: Really? Howso? / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: Well, okay.. See that D'ni writing right there? / Tony: Yeah... / / [[Bedroom... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/010829.html |
| Real Life comic strip from September / 11 / 2001 | [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Greg: Man, this sucks. All the really good games, like Star Wars Galaxies and Mudpie are at least two years off. / Tony: Yeah, I know. Waiting bites. / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Tony: / Greg: Hey! Why don't we use the time machines to go to the future and buy all the... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/010911.html |
| Real Life comic strip from September / 12 / 2001 | [[Back Drop (White)]] / Greg (Artist): There will be no comic today. / I'm sure by now most of you, if not all of you, have seen or heard about the horrible tragedy that ocurred yesterday morning at the World Trade Center in New York, and at the Pentagon building in Washington, D.C. / I don't think anyone... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/010912.html |
| Real Life comic strip from September / 13 / 2001 | [[Tony's Workshop]] / Time Machine: / Greg: So, are the machines set to go two years into the future? / Tony: Nope. Five years. / / [[Tony's Workshop]] / Time Machine: / Tony: / Greg: Five years? Why so far forward? / / [[Tony's Workshop]] / Time Machine: / Greg: / Tony: Think about it...if we go FIVE years into the future,... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/010913.html |
| Real Life comic strip from September / 14 / 2001 | [[Back Drop (green)]] / Tony: Well, this is the future. / Greg: Doesn't look like much has changed. / / [[Back Drop (green)]] / Tony: / Greg: / Future Greg: Hey, Past Greg! Hey, Past Tony! / / [[Back Drop (green)]] / Tony: / Future Greg: / Greg: Hey, Future Greg! We're here to get some games and bring them back to the... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/010914.html |
| Real Life comic strip from September / 17 / 2001 | [[Back Drop (blue)]] / Greg: / Tony: Hey, where's Future Tony? / Future Greg: He's around somewhere, I'm sure. Probably trying to be mysterious or something. / / [[Back Drop (blue)]] / Sunglasses: / Hat: / Tony: / Future Greg: / Future Tony: Did I hear my name? Ah! Hello, Past Tony! / / [[Back Drop (blue)]] / Sunglasses:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/010917.html |
| Real Life comic strip from November / 26 / 2001 | [[Living Room]] / Greg: / Tony: / Dave: So, how's Metal Gear Solid 2? You've been playing it for hours. / / [[Living Room]] / Greg: / Dave: / Tony: Correction... It's been ON for hours. / / [[Living Room]] / Tony: / Dave: / Greg: Dude! I think it's actually gonna let you play!! / / [[Living Room]] / Video Game Controller:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/011126.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 06 / 2001 | [[Table]] / Chair: / Table: / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: / Greg: Hey, you ever notice that if you take any noun, add the definite article, and say it all slow, you can make even funny words sound evil? / / [[Table]] / Chair: / Table: / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: / Greg: Check it out... You've got the word "muffin", right? ... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/011206.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 01 / 2002 | [[Living Room]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Television: / Greg: You know what I find depressing about going from 2001 to 2002? / Tony: Wassat? / / [[Living Room]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Television: / Tony: / Greg: No paranoid supercomputers, no manned missions to Jupiter, nothing. / / [[Living... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020101.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 25 / 2002 | [[Living Room]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Couch: / Monolith: / Television: / Dave: / Greg: / / [[Living Room]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Couch: / Monolith: / Television: / Dave: / Greg: / / [[Living Room]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Couch: / Monolith: / Television: / Dave: / Greg: / / [[Living Room]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Couch: / Monolith: / Television: / Dave:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020125.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 30 / 2002 | [[Outside]] / Airplane: / Greg: Time to see what this bad boy can do. / Tony: Is that a balsa wood glider? / / [[Outside]] / Airplane: / Greg: Yep. I found it, and souped it up a bit. / Tony: That's kind of a big rubber band, wouldn't you say? / / [[Outside]] / Tony: / < http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020130.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 01 / 2002 | [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Magazine: / Greg: Hey Dave, check out what I got! / Dave: Good lord, isn't that the shirt pepsi delivery guys wear? / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Magazine: / Dave: Did you mug a pepsi delivery guy?!Bad Greg!Bad!No Bone! / Greg: Relax...I got it on eBay. / / [[Dining Table]] / Table:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020201.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 11 / 2002 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Tony: What's up? / Greg: I've got a huge craving for mint chocolate chip ice cream. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Tony: And that relates to digging through the couch how...? / Greg: Payday's not till Friday, and I'm trying to scrounge up enough change to grab a quart at the store. / / [[Living... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020211.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 20 / 2002 | [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / package: / Table: / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Tony: Package came for you, bro. / Greg: Sweet! / / [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / package: / Table: / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Tony: What is it? / Greg: I ordered a set of replica rings from the "Lord of the Rings" movie. / / [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / package:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020220.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 11 / 2002 | [[Bedroom (Dave's)]] / Chair: / Desktop Computer: / Game Console: / Dreamcast: Hey PAL... I'm bored. Wanna play a game? / PAL: I don't see why not. / / [[Bedroom (Dave's)]] / Chair: / Desktop Computer: / Game Console: / Dreamcast: Whee! Okay... know of any good games? / PAL: ... said the game console. Allright, how about... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020311.html |
| Real Life comic strip from April / 30 / 2002 | [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Table: / Chair: / Hamster cage: / Greg: / Dave: In my ongoing pursuit of overclocking every object known to man, I have managed to cross the barriers of simple electronics, into the realm of living, breathing organisms. / / [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Table: / Chair: / Hamster cage: / Greg:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020430.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 08 / 2002 | [[Back Drop (Pink)]] / Greg (Artist): Today, we're going to answer one of your letters! / Letter: Greg, / How do you come up with new ideas for the comic every day? / -Joseph Richards
/ Chicago, IL / Sign: The Cartoonist / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Joke-O-Matic: / Greg (Artist): / Narration: Truth... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020508.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 16 / 2002 | [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Box of doughnuts: / Greg: / Dave: / Tony: My god... look at him go... / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Box of doughnuts: / Greg: / Tony: / Dave: How many has he eaten so far? I stopped counting... / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Box of doughnuts: / Greg: / Tony: I think he's on his eighth. / Dave:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020516.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 21 / 2002 | [[Dining Table]] / Water Glass: / Greg: Tony!! You've gotta help me! / Tony: Let go of me before I'm forced to hurt you. / / [[Dining Table]] / Water Glass: / Water Pitcher: / Tony: / Greg: I've become addicted to water! I used to drink 4 sodas a day, but now I drink almost 8 glasses of water a day! / / [[Dining Table]] / Water... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020521.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 29 / 2002 | [[Restaurant]] / Menu: / Table: / Greg: / Dave: / Tony: / Unknown Character (F): Okay, two cokes. And for you, sir? / / [[Restaurant]] / Menu: / Table: / Dave: / Tony: / Unknown Character (F): / Greg: I'll just have a glass of ice water, with some lemon on the side. / / [[Restaurant]] / Menu: / Table: / Greg: / Dave: / Tony:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020529.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 30 / 2002 | [[Back Drop (green)]] / Greg: / Dave: I wonder why they call them "snicker-doodles". / / [[Back Drop (green)]] / Dave: / Greg: Well, obviously, "snicker" is from the Greek word Sinickerus, which means "tasty". / / [[Back Drop (green)]] / Dave: / Greg: And "doodle" is from the Latin word doodellum, meaning "cookie". / / [[Back... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020530.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 04 / 2002 | [[Back Drop (blue)]] / Greg: / Tony: / Murphy: Hi there! I'm Murphy! / / [[Back Drop (blue)]] / Murphy: / Tony: / Greg: / < http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020604.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 27 / 2002 | [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Tony: / Greg: So, how far have you gotten in "Neverwinter Nights"? / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Greg: / Dave: Well, I just thwarted a prison break, and my character is up to level 4, with about 2000 gold, and I found a ring of strength and a longsword +1. / / [[Dining... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020627.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 28 / 2002 | [[Back Drop]] / Greg: / Tony: / Title: You know what big paragraphs like this mean: No comic for today. :( The story behind it: Basically, work today was very busy, and if that wasn't enough, I've been feeling ill today as well (sore throat, headache, stuff like that.) What it all amounts to is no time to... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020628.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 26 / 2002 | [[Dining Table]] / Bowl: / Fork: / Greg: Ahh... now THAT'S dinner. / Liz: Ramen again? / / [[Dining Table]] / Bowl: / Fork: / Greg: What's wrong with Ramen? / Liz: More then I have time to get into. / / [[Dining Table]] / Bowl: / Fork: / Liz: Have you ever thought of eating better? / Greg: I am eating better! I switched from... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020826.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 27 / 2002 | [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Table: / Dinner Plates: / Chair: / Chair: / Liz: There. Now that, my dear, is a meal. / Greg: This looks really good! / / [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Table: / Dinner Plates: / Chair: / Chair: / Greg: / Liz: Beef stroganoff and corn on the cob. Nothing fancy, but it beats ramen. / / [[Dining Table... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020827.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 29 / 2002 | [[Living Room]] / Television: / Monolith: / Sofa: / Dave: Bleagh! / Tony: What's wrong? / / [[Living Room]] / Television: / Sofa: / Monolith: / Dave: Greg just had me try some of his cooking. / Tony: Oh yeah.. He's really into that, now. How was it? / / [[Living Room]] / Television: / Sofa: / Monolith: / Tony: / Dave: Let me... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020829.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 30 / 2002 | [[Dining Table]] / Bowl of Ramen: / Table: / Greg: / Liz: What? Why are you eating Ramen again? I thought you were going to try new foods! / / [[Dining Table]] / Bowl of Ramen: / Table: / Liz: / Greg: I tried.. I really did. But I'm a really bad cook... / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Liz: I understand... But I... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/020830.html |
| Real Life comic strip from October / 15 / 2002 | [[Dining Table]] / Chair: / Table: / Greg: / Tony: So, I think to myself, I say "Hey Tony. You've traveled through time, you've built a giant mech, you've even conquered the earth." / / [[Dining Table]] / Chair: / Table: / Tony: "What's left?" I say to myself. And then, it hits me. / Greg: The giant mech? / / [[Dining... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/021015.html |