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| Real Life comic strip from October / 17 / 2002 | [[Dining Table]] / Trans-Dimensional Portal Device: / Tony: Aaaand.. Here it is! The world's first trans-dimensional portal device! / Greg: Rock on! How did you make it? / / [[Dining Table]] / Trans-Dimensional Portal Device: / Tony: Using nothing more than an Altoids tin, a digital calculator watch, three small... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/021017.html |
| Real Life comic strip from October / 25 / 2002 | [[Back Drop (green)]] / Device: / Tony: / Greg: You know, we should really spend more time exploring these other worlds. / < http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/021025.html |
| Real Life comic strip from November / 20 / 2002 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Tony: / Greg: So, how does this trans-dimensional cable modem work, anyhow? / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: / Tony: It's simple. It uses a modified IP address with an extra series of numbers appended to the end that directs packets to the desired dimension. / / [[Bedroom... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/021120.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 23 / 2002 | [[Living Room]] / Television Stand: / Television: / Couch: / Monolith: / Tony: Aw, crap. Isn't today the day the satellite installer is supposed to come by? / Greg: Yeah. / / [[Living Room]] / Television Stand: / Television: / Couch: / Monolith: / Tony: It's pouring outside. Did you have to call to reschedule? / Greg:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/021223.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 01 / 2003 | Greg: HOLY-! / / Dave: Did you feel that?! / Greg: Yeah...The comic went off kilter all of a sudden! / / Dave: / Greg: Wait a sec...you know what I bet it is? / / Greg: Yep, just as I thought. That damned number went up again. / Dave: I'll go weigh down the left hand side of the comic. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030101.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 02 / 2003 | Desktop Computer: / Desktop Computer: / drink: / Desktop Computer: / Greg: / Liz: / Tony: / Dave: Anyone up for a game of Worms Armageddon? / / Desktop Computer: / Desktop Computer: / Desktop Computer: / Dave: / Greg: / Liz: / Tony: / Greg (Artist): Uh, actually guys... We're gonna have to call this plot quits. With... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030102.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 06 / 2003 | [[Dining Table]] / package: / Table: / Pepsi Can: / Tony: / Greg: Sweet! My package from Chemicals Overnight.com got here! / / [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / package: / Pepsi Can(s): / Table: / Chemical Bottles: / Tony: / Greg: Hydrochloric acid, methlyene, mercury...all kinds of fun stuff! / Correction: Hydrochloric acid,... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030106.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 06 / 2003 | [[Dining Table]] / package: / Table: / Pepsi Can: / Tony: / Greg: Sweet! My package from Chemicals Overnight.com got here! / / [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / package: / Pepsi Can(s): / Table: / Chemical Bottles: / Tony: / Greg: Hydrochloric acid, methlyene, mercury...all kinds of fun stuff! / Correction: Hydrochloric acid,... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030106.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 16 / 2003 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Television: / Game Console: / Coffee Table: / Dave: / Greg: Gah. Green. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Television: / Game Console: / Coffee Table: / Dave: / Greg: Gah. Red again. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Television: / Game Console: / Coffee Table: / Dave: Dude, you've already spent $5,000 at the... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030116.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 16 / 2003 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Television: / Game Console: / Coffee Table: / Dave: / Greg: Gah. Green. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Television: / Game Console: / Coffee Table: / Dave: / Greg: Gah. Red again. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Television: / Game Console: / Coffee Table: / Dave: Dude, you've already spent $5,000 at the... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030116.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 23 / 2003 | [[Arcade]] / Arcade Machine: / Liz: Greg, come on... We're gonna miss the movie. / Greg: Hang on... I wanna try "Paranoia". / / [[Arcade]] / Arcade Machine: / Liz: Greg, Paranoia is about the harest song in the game. / Correction: Greg, Paranoia is about the hardest song in the game. / Greg: It's only listed as a difficulty... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030123.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 27 / 2003 | [[Living Room]] / Television: / Coffee Table: / Game Console: / Couch: / Dave: / Greg: Hey Dave... Can you go see if they have a map of the hidden packages on GameFAQs? This is driving me nuts. / / [[Living Room]] / Television: / Coffee Table: / Game Console: / Couch: / Greg: / Dave: I've got a hidden package. / / [[Living... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030127.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 11 / 2003 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: Dude, you've got to check this site out. / Tony: What is it? / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Tony: / Greg: Basically, this guy tries to scientifically find out how much is inside something, like how much carbonation is in soda, and puts it in a context... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030211.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 19 / 2003 | [[Table]] / Fish Bowl: / Goldfish: Nice bowl. / / [[Table]] / Fish Bowl: / Goldfish: What's this? The bowl... It's getting smaller? / / [[Table]] / Fish Bowl: / Goldfish: The walls are closing in on me! I'm gonna die! Save meee!! / / [[Table]] / Fish Bowl: / Goldfish: Nice bowl. / Narration: The life of a goldfish. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030219.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 03 / 2003 | [[Back Drop (green)]] / Greg: / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Greg: / Tony: I think perhaps if we tuned the quadrillating transmogrifier down a bit, it might make the unit a bit more efficient. / Tony Clone: I was thinking the exact same thing! / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Greg: / Tony: Oh, hey Greg. / Tony Clone: Hey... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030303.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 04 / 2003 | [[Back Drop (Orange)]] / Tony: / Greg: 'SPLAIN. / / [[Back Drop (Orange)]] / Greg: / Tony: Well, I've been gearing up for some pretty big projects lately, and some of them require me to have more manpower than just myself. So, I decided to build a machine to clone myself for help. / / [[Back Drop (Orange)]] / Tony:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030304.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 06 / 2003 | [[Tony's Workshop]] / Counter: / Clone machine: / Greg: / Tony: The machine itself is actually pretty slick. It doesn't rely on DNA samples like other cloning techniques. Instead, it scans the complete physical structure of whatever you want to duplicate, and rebuilds it using super-dense matter as a building... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030306.html |
| Real Life comic strip from March / 31 / 2003 | [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Magazine: / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Tony: / Text: *Greg yawns / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Magazine: / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Tony: / Text: *Tony falls over / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Magazine: / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Text: http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030331.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 08 / 2003 | [[Computer Game (Final Fantasy XI)]] / Sagus (Greg's FF XI Character): Welcome to Ragnarok! >>Calaeriel : hey Liz, you there? / / [[Computer Game (Final Fantasy XI)]] / Calaeriel (Liz's FF XI Character): Calaeriel >> Sorry, who's Liz? My name is Calaeriel. / Dave: That's to be expected. She thinks the game is... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030508.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 21 / 2003 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Monolith: / Pepsi Can(s): / Television: / Television Stand: / Greg: Allright, this just cheeses me off. / Tony: What's that? / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Monolith: / Pepsi Can(s): / Television: / Television Stand: / Tony: / Greg: So CSI is having the big season finale, and they promote it as... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030521.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 22 / 2003 | [[Airport Interior]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Airport Counter: / Greg: / / [[Airport Interior]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Airport Counter: / Greg: / / [[Airport Interior]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Airport Counter: / Greg: / / [[Airport Interior]] / Desktop Computer: / Chair: / Airport Counter: / Greg: BLorP / Unknown... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030522.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 12 / 2003 | [[Missile Silo (as a fixer-upper, Outside)]] / Tony: It's a helluva fixer-upper, but I think this would make a fine evil lair. / Dave: It definately has potential. / / [[Missile Silo (as a fixer-upper, Outside)]] / Dave: / Tony: I can use two of the missile silos for storing the mech and the eva, and I can restore... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030612.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 06 / 2003 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Telephone: / Telephone: Press one to speak to our automated help system, press two for a recorded status message... / Greg: Come on, you damn machine! What number do I press to speak with a HUMAN BEING? / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: / Telephone: / Telephone:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030806.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 15 / 2003 | [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Volvo: / Audiobook: They could still see his hood above the water when hey ran to the bank. / Tony: What is this you're listening to? / Greg: It's a book on CD. / Correction: They could still see his hood above the water when they ran to the bank. / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Volvo:... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030815.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 26 / 2003 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Greg: Dammit, this sucks. / Tony: What now? / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Tony: / Greg: Every time the internet goes out on us, I realize how useless my PC is without a net connection. No UO, no Final Fantasy 11, no Ragnarok...nothing. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Greg: I mean, I'm sitting here trying... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030826.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 27 / 2003 | [[Dining Table]] / Dave: Hey Greg, can I get a ride to Mervyns? / Greg: Sure Dave... What's up? / / [[Dining Table]] / Greg: / Dave: My belt was getting old, and broke this morning. I need a new one. / Correction: Remove comma or add "it" so it says "it broke"... / / [[Dining Table]] / Dave: / Greg: (looks at Dave's waist,... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030827.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 28 / 2003 | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Monolith: / Television: / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: I love this show. / Tony: I think it's stupid. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Monolith: / Television: / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: What?! How can you possibly think "Monster Garage" is stupid?! / Tony: The team members whine way too much, and the challenges... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030828.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 29 / 2003 | [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Magazine: / Greg: You know, I wonder if all of this caffeine we drink is bad for us. / Dave: Well, I know it can kill you if you have too much of it. / / [[Dining Table (Brown)]] / Chair: / Pepsi Can(s): / Magazine: / Greg: I've heard that too... What's the lethal... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030829.html |
| Real Life comic strip from September / 26 / 2003 | Print of "Dogs Playing Poker": / Greg: Hey, Liz! Check it out... I got a print of Dogs Playing Poker! / Liz: Oh, no... / / Print of "Dogs Playing Poker": / Greg: What? What's wrong? / Liz: That is the most gaudy picture ever painted. Why is it you guys all want to have it hanging in your house? / / Print of "Dogs... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/030926.html |
| Real Life comic strip from October / 09 / 2003 | [[Dining Table]] / Paper: / Greg: / Cliff: So, Arnold for governor, eh? / / [[Dining Table]] / Paper: / Greg: Not gonna talk about it. / Cliff: What? Why not? I thought you were all excited about this recall election. / / [[Dining Table]] / Paper: / Greg: I was. / Cliff: So, let's talk about it! Get some dialogue goin'! / / [[Dining... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/031009.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 31 / 2003 | [[Office (Airport)]] / Chair: / Desk: / Desktop Computer: / Greg: I LOVE it when it's stormy outside. / Greg: Aah. / / [[Office (Airport)]] / Chair: / Desk: / Desktop Computer: / Greg: Storms mean no flying, no flying means no pilots. / / [[Office (Airport)]] / Chair: / Desk: / Desktop Computer: / Greg: No pilots means I can... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/031231.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 01 / 2004 | [[Game Room]] / Desktop Computer: / Greg: 3..2..1..HAPPY NEW YEAR! / Liz: 3..2..1..HAPPY NEW YEAR! / Dave: 3..2..1..HAPPY NEW YEAR! / Cliff: 3..2..1..HAPPY NEW YEAR! / / [[Game Room]] / Desktop Computer: / Liz: / Dave: / Greg: May older quaintance be forgot, and ne'er come... / Cliff: Wait, wait... / / [[Game Room]] / Desktop... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/040101.html |