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| Real Life comic strip from December / 07 / 1999 | Menorah: / Yarmulke: / Dave: / Greg: Dave... What ARE you doing? / / Menorah: / Yarmulke: / Greg: / Dave: I'm celebrating Hanukkah, Greg. What does it look like? / / Menorah: / Yarmulke: / Dave: / Greg: Well, I can see that... But YOU'RE NOT JEWISH! / / Menorah: / Yarmulke: / Dave: Hey, you trying to blow my cover? We're talking 8 days of presents here! / Greg: You're going to Hell... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991207.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 08 / 1999 | Greg: / Dave: / / Greg: / Dave: ? / / Greg: / Dave: Umm, what are you doing? / / Dave: / Greg: I just realized... No matter what angle I look at you from, your head still looks the same. / Footnote: Guest Comic by Eight http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991208.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 09 / 1999 | [[Game Room]] / Video Game Controller: / Couch: / Dave: Jeez Greg... You haven't stopped playing Final Fantasy VIII since you got it! / Greg: So? It's fun. / / [[Game Room]] / Video Game Controller: / Couch: / Greg: / Dave: Maybe, but even I take breaks from games every so often. You must have been playing for over three days straight!! / / [[Game Room]] / Video Game Controller: / Couch: / Dave: / Greg: Nah... only 63 hours, 23 minutes and 42 seconds. / / [[Game Room]] / Video Game Controller: / Couch: / Dave: How can you know that?!?! / Greg: It HAS an in-game clock Dave. Jeez, you sound like you never press (triangle) or something. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991209.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 10 / 1999 | [[Living Room]] / Game Console: / Chair: / Greg: Come on...
/ Come on... / / [[Living Room]] / Game Console: / Chair: / Greg: YES!!!
/ I got Bahamut, beat Atma weapon, and got the Eden Guardian Force! / / [[Living Room]] / Game Console: / Chair: / Greg: / / [[Living Room]] / Game Console: / Chair: / Greg: I SAID... I got Bahamut, beat Atma weapon and got the Eden Guardian Force!! / Uknown Off-Camera: We don't care!! http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991210.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 11 / 1999 | [[Dining Table]] / Dave: / Greg: ...So anyway, we all got into the garden and flew it over to Fisherman's Horizon. The mayor there can be a real pain the the butt sometimes. / / [[Dining Table]] / Dave: / Greg: Oh yeah, and Quistis likes me, but it's kinda weird cause she's my teacher and all that. Besides, I've got the hots for Rinoa, anyway. What do you think I should do, Dave? / / [[Dining Table]] / Greg: / Dave: / / [[Dining Table]] / Greg: / Dave: GET A LIFE!!! http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991211.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 12 / 1999 | [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: Okay, you win. Maybe I have been playing Final Fantasy 8 a bit too much. / Dave: No kidding. / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: / Greg: But it's just such a well made game! It's so... involved. / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Dave: That may be... but you're just obsessed with it! / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: / Greg: Well, not to worry. I won't be parked in front of the T.V. playing Final Fantasy 8 for a long time! / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Dave: Finally beat it, eh? / / [[Dining Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Action Figure(s): / Greg: Nah, I got action figures! / Dave: Crystal, get the straight-jacket!! http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991212.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 13 / 1999 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: photoshp.exe has caused an error in module kernel32.dll / Greg: Huh? / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: illust~1.exe has caused an error in module kernel32.dll / Greg: What the...? / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: aim95.exe has caused an error in module kernel32.dll / Greg: Grrr... / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Desktop Computer: kernel32.dll has caused an error in module kernel32.dll / Greg: This is just ludicrous... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991213.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 14 / 1999 | [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Greg: Well, whaddya think? / Dave: It's a Volvo. / / [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Greg: Yessiree, 1984 Volvo 240 DL with an automatic transmission. Even has the original hubcaps! / Dave: It's a Volvo. / / [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Greg: This here is one of the safest cars on the road! / Dave: It's a Volvo. / / [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Greg: Hey, gimme a break... It only cost me 500$. / Dave: Heh, you got ripped off. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991214.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 15 / 1999 | [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Dave: / Greg: Now I just need to get a maintenance manual for this thing. I wonder how much oil it takes? / / [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Greg: / Dave: Hm... I'd say about 4 quarts. / / [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Dave: / Greg: How can you tell? / / [[Outside]] / Volvo: / Greg: / Dave: Well, maybe I'm wrong... How big would you judge the puddle of oil under your car to be? http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991215.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 16 / 1999 | [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Dave: Hey, pop a tape in. / Greg: Sorry, no can do. Tape deck's broken. / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Dave: Well, how about the radio? / Greg: Well, okay, but it only gets two stations, and they're both Spanish. / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Greg: / Dave: What exactly DOES work in this car?! / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Dave: / Greg: Um... let's see... the headlights work. Oh, and the brakes. They work. Umm... the turn signals? ...I think... http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991216.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 17 / 1999 | [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Greg: / Dave: Greg, seriously...this car is a piece of junk! I wouldn't be caught dead driving this thing. / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Dave: / Greg: Really? So what kind of car DO you drive? / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Dave: / Greg: / / [[Car (Being driven, Volvo)]] / Greg: Oh that's RIGHT! You don't HAVE a car!! / Dave: Just shut up!!! http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991217.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 18 / 1999 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Chair: / Desktop Computer: / Computer Desk: / Greg: / Crystal: Are you playing Ultima Online again?! / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Chair: / Desktop Computer: / Computer Desk: / Crystal: / Greg: Yup. / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Chair: / Desktop Computer: / Computer Desk: / Greg: / Crystal: Jeez... You'd think after playing something forty-two kajillion times, it would start to get old... / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / TV: And now, young Skywalker... You will die. / Crystal: Laugh now, Emperor. Vader's gonna kick your ass!! http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991218.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 19 / 1999 | [[Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Crystal: / Dave: / Greg: You know, DIMM ISA PCI, and I/O I/O CRT IRQ SIMM SIMM. / / [[Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: Yeah, but mpixel bilinear MHZ, TNT and AGP, remember? / / [[Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Dave: / Crystal: No no no... TCP/IP DHCP IPX PPTP, NetBIOS... and not only that... Win NT, UNIX...ISP!! / / [[Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: Hmm... Yeah, but SGI... ONYX 32 bit, Oracle IRIX... BeOS, Linux Linux AMD GNOME X-Windows! / / [[Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Greg: / Crystal: / Dave: / / [[Table]] / Pepsi Can(s): / Dave: / Narration: Further proof that nerds do in fact have their own language. / Greg: DOS Windows NT NT Intel Pentium Intel, 3.11, 98, WIN2K!!! / Crystal: DOS Windows NT NT Intel Pentium Intel, 3.11, 98, WIN2K!!! http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991219.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 27 / 1999 | [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Bed: / Greg: / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Cereal Bowl: / Greg: / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Cereal Bowl: / Cereal Box: / Greg: / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Chair: / Cereal Bowl: / Cereal Box: / Greg: It's too early for a punchline. Go away. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991227.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 28 / 1999 | [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Pepsi Can(s): / Chair: / Crystal: / Dave: / Greg: Well, I did pretty well this Christmas! I got a new VCR! How about you, Crystal? / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Pepsi Can(s): / Chair: / Greg: / Dave: / Crystal: Not too bad myself! My parents got me a new CD player! / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Pepsi Can(s): / Chair: / Greg: / Crystal: How about you, Dave? / Dave: My parents bought me a copy of "Deer Hunter". / / [[Dining Table]] / Table: / Pepsi Can(s): / Chair: / Greg: Aw, man... / Crystal: Jeez, that sucks... / Dave: Nah, I made them play it. They're buying me a GeForce card to make up for it. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991228.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 29 / 1999 | [[Back Drop (White)]] / Greg: / Dave: Well, 2 days till good ol' Y2K. / / [[Back Drop (White)]] / Dave: / Greg: Yep. The bug that's supposed to wreak havoc worldwide. / / [[Back Drop (White)]] / Greg: And what are we going to be doing while everyone else panics? / Dave: What else? / / [[Back Drop (White)]] / Greg: Oh yes, / Dave: Lan party. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991229.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 30 / 1999 | [[Back Drop (White)]] / Greg: / Danny: / Dave: Hey guys... Small problem. My hub only has 5 ports... Not enough for the party. Looks like we need to buy another one. / / [[Back Drop (White)]] / Greg: / Dave: / Danny: Not to worry... I've got a 48 port hub at home that should do the trick. / / [[Back Drop (White)]] / Greg: / Dave: / Danny: / / [[Back Drop (White)]] / Dave: / Greg: You will give me the hub, Mr Bond, or you will die. / Danny: Back off, Goldfinger. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991230.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 31 / 1999 | [[Lan Party Room]] / Desktop Computer: / Desktop Computer: / Dave: / Tony: / Danny: / Greg: Well, here we are, on the eve of the supposed electronic disaster, blowing each other away on our computers! / / [[Lan Party Room]] / Desktop Computer: / Desktop Computer: / Greg: / Tony: / Danny: / Dave: What better way to laugh in the face of those Y2K loonies? / / [[Lan Party Room]] / Desktop Computer: / Desktop Computer: / Dave: / Tony: / Danny: / Greg: Yeah, won't they be suprised when the clock hits midnight...and nothing happens!! / / [[Lan Party Room (No Power)]] / Desktop Computer: / Desktop Computer: / Dave: / Tony: / Danny: / < http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/991231.html |