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| Real Life comic strip from May / 26 / 2006: Friday | [[Outside]] / Space ship: / Scene Description: (The Puddle Jumper soars across the sky over the city of San Francisco.) / / [[Space ship (Puddle Jumper Shuttle)]] / Liz: / Greg: Man, I bet they're just freakin' out down there. Seeing a spaceship flying over the city like this. / / [[Space ship (Puddle Jumper Shuttle)]] / Greg: / Liz: Are you kidding? Have you forgotten where we live? / / [[Outside (Urban)]] / Unknown Character: Huh. How about that. / Alan Extra: Yeah... First one this week. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/060526.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 31 / 2006: Wednesday | [[Space Station (DS-1) (Docking Bay)]] / Liz: / Tony: Greg! Liz! You made it! / Greg: Hey bro! / Tony: I was beginning to wonder when you were going to find my message. / / [[Space Station (DS-1) (Docking Bay)]] / Greg: / Liz: Well, you've certainly kept busy. / Tony: Yeah...I'm pretty proud of myself this time. Welcome to DS-1. / / [[Space Station (DS-1) (Docking Bay)]] / Tony: / Liz: / Greg: Dude, come ON... If you're going to steal all these things from popular sci-fi, at least keep the naming conventions right. DS9 is so-called because it's in "Deep Space". This is in low earth orbit...HARDLY deep space. / / [[Space Station (DS-1) (Docking Bay)]] / Liz: / Tony: DS1 stands for "Death Station One." / Greg: Oh. / Tony: See, I've got my OWN naming conventions. / Greg: Right. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/060531.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 05 / 2006: Monday | [[Space Station (DS-1)]] / Liz: / Greg: Wait a minute... did you just say you had enough steel to keep the world's foundries running for three years straight? You just started building this thing 2 months ago! / Tony: C'mon... I'm good, but do you seriously think I could pull this off in 2 months? / / [[Space Station (DS-1)]] / Greg: / Liz: / Tony: I've been subcontracting bits and pieces out to different periods of history. Most of the titanium was actually made in 2033, for the equivalent price of a Honda Civic. If got very cheap in 2025 for some reason. / / [[Space Station (DS-1)]] / Greg: / Tony: Funny story about the steel, actually. You know how during World War 2, the woman all joined in to help the industrial efforts, building planes and all sorts of other heavy industry stuff? / Liz: Of course. / / [[Space Station (DS-1)]] / Greg: / Liz: / Tony: That was totally me. I won't lie. I did it largely for the chicks. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/060605.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 07 / 2006: Wednesday | [[Space Station (DS-1)]] / Liz: Hey sweetie...what are you doing up? / Greg: Oh, nothing. Just thinking about this space station is all. / / [[Space Station (DS-1)]] / Greg: / Liz: Yeah, me too. Something just doesn't seem right to me - Why would Tony build this big giant space station just to have a place to house his experiments? / / [[Space Station (DS-1)]] / Greg: / Liz: I dunno... I feel like he's got some nefarious ulterior motive. I don't know what it is yet, but I'm sure the two of us can figure it out. / / [[Space Station (DS-1)]] / Greg: Actually, I was just thinking how much I would love to have some BLINDS in this room. I can't sleep with all that sunlight beaming in the window. / Liz: Oh, right. Of course. That's what I meant. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/060607.html |
| Real Life comic strip from June / 30 / 2006: Friday | [[Movie Theatre]] / Liz: / Alan Extra: / Greg: Hi there, we'd like two tickets for "The Devil Wears Prada" please. / / [[Movie Theatre]] / Liz: / Alan Extra: Sir, you are aware that "The Devil Wears Prada" is, in fact, a chick flick? / Greg: I had some inkling, yes. / / [[Movie Theatre]] / Greg: / Liz: / Alan Extra: In the interest of full disclosure, it is my duty to remind you that "Superman Returns" opens today, and pursuant to male law 742+/-B, you have a legal obligation to overrule your significant other's movie choice in the case of a simultaneous release of a blockbuster film that includes any iconic male role model or hero. / / [[Movie Theatre]] / Liz: / Greg: It's cool, I want to see this too. I'll just see superman tomorrow and miss the crowds. / Alan Extra: I'm afraid I'm going to have to write you a citation, sir. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/060630.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 08 / 2006: Tuesday | [[Back Drop]] / Greg (Artist): Well folks, I'm back. The string of missed updates can now come to an end. Rumors of my death are mostly untrue. / / [[Back Drop]] / Greg (Artist): I would like to clear up something regarding yesterday's filler image - I wasn't just hating on south Brazil for no reason. I kind of forgot to clarify this, but the report was actually on south Brazil, and I was having a hell of a time finding the info I needed. / / [[Back Drop]] / Greg (Artist): I must have gotten fifty or so e-mails from residents of south Brazil defending their homeland, despite the fact that I meant no real ill will. Many got the joke. However, most did not. So, south Brazil, guess what. / / [[Back Drop]] / Greg (Artist): You're the new France. France, you're off the hook for now. You can be the new Spain. Spain, we'll figure your place out later over lunch. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/060808.html |
| Real Life comic strip from August / 17 / 2006: Thursday | [[Office]] / Greg: Oh God. I officially rescind any statement I have ever made whereby I have ever associated myself with the term "nerd".
/ / Liz: Ooh. Fightin' words. What's the occasion? / / [[Office]] / Greg: So, apparently at the International Astronomical Union in Prague, there was a "Planet Definition Committee", because I guess Dictionary.com was down or something. Anyway, Pluto gets to stay in, but the new definition also adds three more planets to the solar system. / Liz: Okay... / / [[Office]] / Greg: But get this... One of the new planets is named "Xena". And just in case there was any confusion, its moon is named...wait for it..."Gabrielle". / Liz: Oh...NO. / / [[Office]] / Greg: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL IT BABYLON F-----G FIVE, YOU PATHETIC FREAKS!! / Liz: Whoa... Greg. Happy place. / Footnote: I realize that the name of the 10th planet is probably old news... But since I'm only just now finding out about it due to all this planetary definitions crap, I figure it's fair game. (Also, after making this comic, I learned that the names are just code names, and real names will be decided later, but still.) http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/060817.html |
| Real Life comic strip from October / 06 / 2006: Friday | [[Space Station (DS-1)]] / Chair: / Table: / Dave: So you really wound up in the cartoonist's world? What's it like there? / Tony: A lot more cluttered, whoever draws his backgrounds spends WAAAY too much time on them. / / [[Space Station (DS-1)]] / Chair: / Table: / Dave: Wait, hold up...whatever happened with the plot hole? It just disappeared...did you resolve it or something? / Tony: Nah - I realized when I was in the cartoonist's world that my time machine didn't actually transport us through time, remember? It just sent us to paralell universes that were identical to different time periods, so the plot hole was, itself, a paradox, so I just wrote it out of existence. / Correction: Nah - I realized when I was in the cartoonist's world that my time machine didn't actually transport us through time, remember? It just sent us to parallel universes that were identical to different time periods, so the plot hole was, itself, a paradox, so I just wrote it out of existence. / / [[Space Station (DS-1)]] / Chair: / Table: / Dave: So your form of time travel isn't able to cause plot holes? / Tony: Not in our universe, anyway, maybe in some random, far-off dimension somewhere, but who really cares? / / [[Living Room]] / Plot Hole: / Lamp: / Table: / Couch: / Book Shelf: / Lamp: / Narration: Meanwhile, in some random, far-off dimension somewhere... / Greg (F): Oh, crap. Not AGAIN. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/061006.html |
| Real Life comic strip from October / 10 / 2006: Tuesday | [[Greg's Bathroom]] / Towel: / Greg: Some-where... Beyond the- AAAAAHHH! / / [[Greg's Bathroom]] / Towel: / Greg: Dammit, you have GOT to warn me before coming back to me from an extended break!! I've been out of the strip for a MONTH! I need NOTICE! / / [[Greg's Bathroom]] / Towel: / Greg: That is, unless you WANT a show... / / [[Closet]] / Towel: / Greg: That's what I thought. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/061010.html |
| Real Life comic strip from October / 11 / 2006: Wednesday | [[Car (Being driven)]] / Liz: / Greg: You know, I don't get it, why did they just call it the "Bay Bridge"? All the other bridges around here have more specific names...Why did they get all utilitarian with this one? / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Greg: I mean, you've got the Golden Gate bridge, the San Mateo bridge, the Carquinez bridge... They could have come up with something better. / Liz: It's a bridge. It crosses the bay. What would you rather call it? / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Greg: Why not call it the San Francisco bridge? It's not like that name is taken. / Liz: But why not call it the Oakland bridge then? / / [[Car (Being driven)]] / Liz: / Greg: Because f*** Oakland. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/061011.html |
| Real Life comic strip from October / 25 / 2006: Wednesday | Text: So, I realize I missed yesterday's comic, and I do apologize for not saying anything about it ahead of time. / Text: So, it's probably the best time to say that I'm going to be taking the rest of the week off, right? Am I right? / Text: In all seriousness though, this week is shaping up to be seriously tough business. I've been tasked with getting my externship lined up within the next 6 weeks, the consequences of not doing so being kicked out of school. (Don't worry - I interviewed at a place today, and got the externship. I just didn't appreciate the rule change being sprung on us last minute like it was.) / Text: Anyway, between that and some other things I have to get done before the weekend, my ability to do the comic this week is looking diminished. And to top it all off, I should have been in bed about an hour ago, seeing as how I need to be out of the house by 5:35 tomorrow morning. / Text: Soo... yeah. I just don't see it happenin' tonight, guys. / Text: I'm gonna use the next few days to recharge and get things in order, and I'll be back before you know it. Promise. :) http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/061025.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 04 / 2006: Monday | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Remote Control: / Liz: / Greg: Okay, that was just idiotic. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Remote Control: / Liz: / Greg: A guy gets a remote that lets him control the world around him, and he uses it to FAST FORWARD? How stupid is that?! It's all about the PAUSE button! Think about it - instead of fast forwarding past work that would take a while, you pause, do it then, and people think you're freakin' SUPERMAN! "Oh, you want me to finish the Treehouse? BADOW!!" / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Remote Control: / Liz: / Greg: Plus, his physical age is obviously controlled by the remote as well, since when he fast-forwards, he gets older, so it's not like you'd lose any lifespan by doing stuff while paused. Hell - it's like immortality! Also, what's him being able to fast forward, but when he rewinds, he can't interact with anything? And can't he just turn off the damned auto fast-forward? Wouldn't that be like...a menu option or something? I can turn off TiVo suggestions! / Correction: Plus, his physical age is obviously controlled by the remote as well, since when he fast-forwards, he gets older, so it's not like you'd lose any lifespan by doing stuff while paused. Hell - it's like immortality! Also, what's with him being able to fast forward, but when he rewinds, he can't interact with anything? And can't he just turn off the damned auto fast-forward? Wouldn't that be like...a menu option or something? I can turn off TiVo suggestions! / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Coffee Table: / Remote Control: / Greg: / Liz: Greg... It's an Adam Sandler movie. I think it's possible you're overthinking it just a tad much. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/061204.html |
| Real Life comic strip from December / 21 / 2006: Thursday | [[Office]] / Greg: / < http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/061221.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 02 / 2007: Tuesday | [[Office]] / Desktop Computer: / Computer Desk: / Liz: / Greg: There we go! Since my externship is in a place without any parking, I've mapped out my bus route to get there, instead of paying to park at a garage. / / [[Office]] / Desktop Computer: / Computer Desk: / Liz: Is it the same route both ways? / Greg: Oh, you know, that's a good point. I won't be getting out until around 12:30 A.M...the buses might have changed. Let me look. / / [[Office]] / Desktop Computer: / Computer Desk: / Liz: / Greg: Hm. / The last bus leaves at 12:15. / / [[Office]] / Desktop Computer: / Computer Desk: / Liz: Looks like you're walkin'! / Greg: You can come pick me up, right? It's only a half-hour drive. / Liz: Looks like you're walkin'! http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/070102.html |
| Real Life comic strip from February / 01 / 2007: Thursday | [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Table: / Greg: / Liz: / Narration: (Watching Beauty And The Geek.) / (I mean it. Quit laughing) / TV: Mario and Nadia, Niels and Jennylee, you are both up for elimination tonight. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Table: / TV: / Greg: It's totally going to be Mario and Nadia. / Liz: You think so? / Greg: No, I know it for a fact. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Table: / Liz: / TV: / Greg: In the first episode, they showed us a bunch of scenes of stuff to come. And it showed two of them in bed basically telling each other how much they loved the other. That hasn't happened yet, and it was obviously Nate and Jennylee. So her and Niels can't get eliminated tonight. / / [[Living Room]] / Couch: / Table: / TV: Mario and Nadia, I'm sorry, but I have to ask you to leave the mansion. / Liz: You can't remember to pick up the mail, and but this you commit to memory? / Greg: My brain is wired for trivia. I can't help it. / Footnote: So, is it just me, or does Ceecee totally look like a howler monkey? *shiver* http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/070201.html |
| Real Life comic strip from May / 21 / 2007: Monday | [[Living Room]] / Remote Control: / Greg: Man, this sucks. / Liz: What now? / / [[Living Room]] / Remote Control: / Greg: Look at our TiVo's to-do list after this week. / Liz: Wow... That's pretty sparse. / / [[Living Room]] / Remote Control: / Liz: / Greg: All the shows we love are doing finales... After this week, the comforting red light telling us TiVo's recording something will be distant and fleeting. / / [[Living Room]] / Remote Control: / Greg: I'm gonna... / Liz: Do NOT fill it with random shows we don't even watch just so it records stuff. / Greg: Aww. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/070521.html |
| Real Life comic strip from October / 29 / 2007 | Filler Strip (DO NOT USE): Yeah, I know... another filler strip. Believe me, I hate doing these as much as you hate seeing them, I'm sure... but it's currently four-fifteen A.M. and I need to be up for work in... oh, three and a half hours. I've been working my butt off all night on a few projects that sadly took precedence, and now I'm about to collapse. / But I do not leave you empty handed! I got some photos from a guy who actually went out and MADE a "Gothimus Prime" Halloween costume. This guy is my official hero... to see more about it, check the link in my newspost for today. / His world is pain. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/071029.html |
| Real Life comic strip from October / 30 / 2007 | [[Outside]] / Eric: Hey, guys! Welcome to San Antonio! / Greg: Thanks, Eric! We appreciate you letting us crash at your place for a few days. / / [[Outside]] / Eric: It's my pleasure. So...what do y'all feel like doing first? Sightseeing? / Greg: Definately! The first thing we've got to see is the Alamo... Can't miss that. / Correction: Definitely! The first thing we've got to see is the Alamo... Can't miss that. / / [[Outside]] / Eric: Well...okay. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. / Liz: Warn us about what? / / [[Outside]] / Greg: Wow... I finally understand why they said "Remember the Alamo!" It's because if they didn't, they'd forget where it was, and wouldn't be able to find it again. / Liz: Or maybe they did lose some of it, and this is all that's left. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/071030.html |
| Real Life comic strip from October / 31 / 2007 | [[Outside]] / Eric: / Greg: Ha! This is awesome! / Liz: What's that? / / [[Outside]] / Liz: / Eric: / Greg: So, in 1831, the Mexicans give this small bronze cannon to the colony at San Antonio, and then taken to the town of Gonzales. Anyhow, in 1835, this group of Mexican soldiers is sent to take it back from the settlers. / Correction: So, in 1831, the Mexicans give this small bronze cannon to the colony at San Antonio, and then it's taken to the town of Gonzales. Anyhow, in 1835, this group of Mexican soldiers is sent to take it back from the settlers. / / [[Outside]] / Liz: / Eric: / Greg: This is the great part... When they get there, they find the settlers defending the cannon, and they've made a flag with a picture of the cannon that says "Come And Take It". / / [[Outside]] / Greg: / Liz: / Eric: Yep... That's Texas in a nutshell. Why just SAY "F--- you" when you can put it on a damned FLAG? http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/071031.html |
| Real Life comic strip from November / 01 / 2007 | [[Outside]] / Liz: / Greg: Why does this area look so familiar? / Eric: This is the Riverwalk... They film movies here from time to time. I think they filmed a scene from "Cloak and Dagger" right around here. / Correction: This is the Riverwalk... They film movies here from time to time. I think they filmed a scene from "Cloak & Dagger" right around here. / / [[Outside]] / Eric: / Greg: Ohhhh!! That's right! Cloak and Dagger! Man... I forgot all about that movie. / Correction: Ohhhh!! That's right! "Cloak & Dagger!" Man... I forgot all about that movie. / Liz: What's "Cloak and Dagger?" / Correction: What's "Cloak & Dagger"? / / [[Outside]] / Liz: / Greg: Oh man... You haven't seen it? It's this awesome movie about a kid who gets this Atari cartridge, and it turns out it's got government secrets on it... / Eric: ...And he has to run away from these bad guys chasing him, and he has this imaginary spy friend who helps him out... / / [[Outside]] / Eric: / Greg: ...You know, now that I re-tell this, it sounds a whole lot crappier that I remember it being. / Correction: ...You know, now that I re-tell this, it sounds a whole lot crappier than I remember it being. / Liz: I wasn't going to say it. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/071101.html |
| Real Life comic strip from November / 02 / 2007 | [[Car]] / Greg: How many more houses are we going to look at today? / Liz: Well, I made appointments with 7 people, so this will be the last one of the day. / / [[Car]] / Liz: / Greg: What's the point? It's all going to be the same thing - 2- or-3 year old house, boring yard, generic floorplan. I'm telling you... Nobody's designed a decent house since 1986. / Correction: What's the point? It's all going to be the same thing: 2 or 3 year old house, boring yard, generic floorplan. I'm telling you... Nobody's designed a decent house since 1986. / / [[Car]] / Liz: Well... They weren't all like that... There was that third house. / Greg: No, no there wasn't. I told you, we're wiping that experience from our memories. / / [[Car]] / Liz: What was wrong with it...the green, white, and yellow painted fieldstone exterior? / Greg: NO. STOP IT. / Liz: Or was it the giant primary color polka-dots in the master bedroom? / Greg: QUIT IT. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/071102.html |
| Real Life comic strip from November / 05 / 2007 | [[Car]] / Greg: So where is this next house at, again? / Liz: A little town called Lockhart. / / [[Car]] / Liz: Eric says it's about 30 minutes south of Austin. / Greg: Can't hurt to look, I suppose. / / [[Car]] / Greg: / Liz: / Sign: LOCKHART BARBECUE CAPITAL OF TEXAS / / [[Car]] / Greg: Cancel all our other appointments. I will be DAMNED if we don't move to the barbecue capitol of Texas! / Liz: We haven't even seen the house yet!! / Greg: BARBECUE. CAPITOL. TEXAS. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/071105.html |
| Real Life comic strip from November / 07 / 2007 | [[Living Room]] / Greg: / Unknown Character (F): Ah - you must be the Deans. / Liz: That's us! Thanks for meeting with us. / / [[Living Room]] / Liz: / Unknown Character (F): Oh, it's my pleasure, I... Um. Mr. Dean? Is everything okay? / Greg: ...You have light bulbs stuck in your ceiling. / / [[Living Room]] / Liz: / Unknown Character (F): Oh! Heh... Yes, the main living area has recessed lighting all throughout. / Greg: ...But... They're stuck in the CEILING. / / [[Living Room]] / Unknown Character (F): / Liz: You'll have to pardon Greg... He's slow to adapt to new things. He gets disoriented every time they patch World of Warcraft. / Greg: Light bulbs go in LAMPS. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/071107.html |
| Real Life comic strip from November / 08 / 2007 | [[Living Room]] / Liz: Are we seriously looking out French doors, or am I imagining things? / Greg: No, there do in fact seem to be French doors in this house. / / [[Living Room]] / Greg: Look at that back yard, too. It's huge. / Liz: It's kind of quaint how it doesn't have a fence, too... It just runs into the yard of the house next door. / / [[Living Room]] / Liz: / Greg: / Unknown Character (F): Oh, yes. That's actually Sheriff Taylor's house. / / [[Living Room]] / Telephone: / Liz: / Greg: Yeah, Tony? Listen... I don't think we're going to be able to host that Christmas party we were talking about. Just...trust me on this one. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/071108.html |
| Real Life comic strip from November / 09 / 2007 | [[Car]] / Telephone: / Liz: / Greg: Hey, Eric! Yep... We found a place, and signed a lease and everything. Lockhart... It's about 30 minutes south of Aus...Oh, yeah, you know where it is. / / [[Car]] / Telephone: / Liz: / Greg: 3 Bedrooms, somewhere around 1700 square feet... Yeah, it'll be awesome. / / [[Car]] / Telephone: / Liz: / Greg: In a few short weeks, we'll officially be Lockhartites. Wait... That doesn't sound right. / / [[Car]] / Telephone: / Greg: Lockhartians? Lockhartlings? / Liz: I think perhaps the correct term would be "LockhartEURS." http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/071109.html |
| Real Life comic strip from November / 12 / 2007 | [[Bar]] / Greg: / Eric: Well, guys, I think signing a new lease is a good reason to celebrate. / Liz: Hear, hear! / / [[Bar]] / Menu: / Eric: / Liz: / Greg: Where's all the food? This menu is like, three pages of nothing but beer.
/ / / [[Bar]] / Menu: / Eric: / Liz: / Greg: Holy crap... This menu... Is THREE PAGES... Of nothing but BEER. / / [[Bar]] / Menu: / Liz: / Eric: Welcome to the Flying Saucer, Dude. / Greg: I want to LIVE HERE. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/071112.html |
| Real Life comic strip from November / 13 / 2007 | Filler Strip (DO NOT USE): So, plain and simple, I was just completely unable to get a comic done tonight. Considering we're about the make the biggest move of our lives, it's possible that this could be a common occurance between now and the 28th. (The day we get to the new place) I'm going to try my hardest to make sure that's not the case... But I want you to be prepared. Speaking of which, if you've got any guest strips (or want to do one), now's the time to send them in, because from the 21st to the 28th, I'm basically going to be a nomad, without a home and with all my belongings in a truck. So...comic is unlikely during that time. :D / In the meantime, these are some pictures I got while showing some friends around the city on Sunday. Evening in San Francisco = perfect time for long-exposure photography. / Correction: So, plain and simple, I was just completely unable to get a comic done tonight. Considering we're about the make the biggest move of our lives, it's possible that this could be a common occurrence between now and the 28th (the day we get to the new place). I'm going to try my hardest to make sure that's not the case... But I want you to be prepared. Speaking of which, if you've got any guest strips (or want to do one), now's the time to send them in, because from the 21st to the 28th, I'm basically going to be a nomad, without a home and with all my belongings in a truck. So...comic is unlikely during that time. :D / In the meantime, these are some pictures I got while showing some friends around the city on Sunday. Evening in San Francisco = perfect time for long-exposure photography. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/071113.html |
| Real Life comic strip from November / 14 / 2007 | [[Airport Interior]] / Liz: Man... I am really sick of traveling. Like...REALLY sick. / Greg: Ooh...bold italics. That's how you know she means business. / / [[Airport Interior]] / Greg: / Liz: / Greg (Artist): Not to worry! Using the magic of webcomics, I can get you back home in a flash! / / [[Bedroom (Greg's)]] / Greg: / Liz: / < http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/071114.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 01 / 2008 | [[Roadside]] / Volvo: / Liz: Any idea what's wrong with the car? / Greg: Pretty sure, yeah. / / [[Roadside]] / Volvo: / Liz: What is it? / Greg: Well, I've double-checked all the connections, looked under this dealy right here, and did a visual check on the battery. / / [[Roadside]] / Volvo: / Liz: / Greg: It is my professional opinion that this right here needs attention. / / [[Roadside]] / Volvo: / Greg: / Liz: Perfect. We just need to refill the wiper fluid, then, and we can be on our way. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080101.html |
| Real Life comic strip from January / 29 / 2008 | [[Car (New Beetle)]] / Liz: / Stereo: We're headed for Venus, but still we stand tall... / Greg: "The Final Countdown" really makes you wonder - what were these people doing going to Venus in the first place? / / [[Car (New Beetle)]] / Liz: Clearly, they were going there for the women. / Greg: Say what? / / [[Car (New Beetle)]] / Liz: You know... "Men are from Mars, women are from Venus"? / Greg: Aaah... Okay, sorry. Wasn't following you there. / / [[Car (New Beetle)]] / Greg: I guess that makes sense, though... Given that Venus has a hellish atmosphere that would crush a man instantly. / Liz: ...And Mars is cold and distant. http://www.reallifecomics.com/archive/080129.html |