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| AGC #442 | Davros: Okay, the large drunk guy is charging Tetsujin. Since it's really between those two, I'm giving everyone else a -5 penalty to initiative in the first round. If you're really quick, you still have a chance to impress everyone by reacting first.
/ Jill: That's not how things work!
/ Davros: Well... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=442 |
| AGC #443 | Davros: Tetsujin took down that idiot with Batman-like deftness. However, it looks like he had a bunch of friends near the bar.
/ Dan: Any adamantine bar stools?
/ Joe: Doubtful.
/ Dan: Then bring it!
/ Davros: You think seven or eight more guys are looking to start something, but it's getting harder and... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=443 |
| AGC #444 | Joe: With all vision blocked by your Stinking Cloud, it's not surprising the onlookers might be confused when you dismissed it and they just saw Dan's character and mine standing over all those tied-up troublemakers.
/ Jill: But "Tetsujin and the big one"? They didn't even mention me! I'm the one who... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=444 |
| AGC #445 | [Sixteen hours in-game time and one hour of real time later...]
/ Joe: I think that went pretty well for our first patrol of the whole building.
/ Jill: Yeah, not bad. Would have been better if Dan's guy hadn't practically given the woman a heart attack.
/ Dan: I heard a woman screaming! We're supposed... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=445 |
| AGC #446 | Dan: So, Jill, how are your grandkids?
/ Jill: They are very well, thank you for asking. Also, shut up!
/ Davros: I assume you aren't abandoning us for bridge night then?
/ Jill: Oh hell no, I can't stand sitting around with all those old ladies. I swear, somehow when you get grandchildren, you get sucked... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=446 |
| AGC #447 | Jill: Alright, we'll head next door to the main security office and ask Cadric if they have a file on this Voslo.
/ Davros: [Cadric] "Never heard of him, but I'll have a clerk look him up. What'd he do?"
/ Jill: [Obfuscator] "PERHAPS NOTHING, BUT THERE ARE RUMOURS OF A PLOT AGAINST A 'MEDIATOR' AT THE... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=447 |
| AGC #448 | Jill: STINKY?
/ Davros: I'm sorry, but you guys haven't been around too long, and if the people in the building remember you it's from your recent barfight, where you hit some of them wih your Stinking Cloud spell.
/ Jill: I'm not sure how long I can take being insulted by NPCs who all think of Dan's freak... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=448 |
| AGC #449 | Jill: I bet this guy is under a Suggestion spell, and that the thieves collapsed the door just a few minutes ago to prevent us from searching there. Are the walls a foot thick?
/ Davros: No, your Detect Thoughts goes through a single internal wall, at least most of the walls in the Concourse or Atrium.
/ Jill:... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=449 |
| AGC #450 | Jill: I bet this guy is under a Suggestion spell, and that the thieves collapsed the door just a few minutes ago to prevent us from searching there. Are the walls a foot thick?
/ Davros: No, your Detect Thoughts goes through a single internal wall, at least most of the walls in the Concourse or Atrium.
/ Jill:... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=450 |
| AGC #451 | Davros: Obfuscator's surprise assault has a couple of the thieves nauseated, but three of them passed their saves and of course the enemy warforged is immune.
/ Jill: My initiative is only 8, but I don't think the other Justicars can do anything yet, outside the room, can you? Got any buffs Joe?
/ Joe:... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=451 |
| AGC #452 | Dan: Can't I just autowin against a guy who's all vomiting and stuff?
/ Davros: Well you mostly can, but it takes time. Although being nauseated prevents them from taking actions, they aren't considered "defenseless". And in combat, it matters how long it takes because his allies could try to help him.
/ Dan:... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=452 |
| AGC #453 | Dan: My turn?
/ Joe: You need to help us with the Juggernaut.
/ Jill: What? What? There are already two of us on him! Tetsujin's doing more good by taking out the other thieves.
/ Joe: I don't know...
/ Jill: I don't get why you are scared. What makes this NPC so much scarier than anything else we fight?
/ Joe:... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=453 |
| AGC #454 | Jill: Okay, he hit me with the Charging Minotaur move. I'm sure my feeble strength is no match for his ludicrous bull rush bonuses. What's the damage, 2d6?
/ Joe: Um, BASE 2d6...
/ Davros: 2d6 plus his 1d8 armor spikes, plus Str, plus the 1d8 bonus damage he gets on a charge. Take 25.
/ Jill: TWENTY-FIVE... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=454 |
| AGC #455 | Jill: I'm not dead yet, I'm acting before the Juggernaut.
/ Davros: Yep, you have one turn to save youself and your, how many? About a dozen hit points?
/ Jill: I'm still in the double-digits, thank you very much. Anyhow, I'm going to 5-foot step away from jerk-wad here. I take it he doesn't have Thicket... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=455 |
| AGC #456 | Davros: Okay, the thieves accomplished nothing, as usual. What's Tremor doing?
/ Joe: Well, I don't see any reason to conserve resources, so I'll channel another Shocking Grasp through my greatsword. AC 23?
/ Davros: That's a miss.
/ Joe: Come on, even with the -4 Dex from being entangled in Obfuscator's... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=456 |
| AGC #457 | Davros: It appears that the warforged Juggernaut is getting away. Without him (and with the Web spell still blocking escape from the jewelry shop), you three can easily subdue and round up the remaining four thieves. Half of them were nauseated by the stinking cloud anyway.
/ Jill: Wait, the remaining... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=457 |
| AGC #458 | Jill: Joe's read the whole damned module, and he didn't tell us!
/ Dan: What? Laaaaame...
/ Jill: All this time you've been acting like didn't know what was coming, but secretly guiding our group decisions to try and neutralize some of the harder parts of all these CR 7-10 fights. Deep Sky One must be,... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=458 |
| AGC #459 | [Tensions have risen over Joe hiding the fact that he had read the adventure]
/ Jill: Oooh, Tremor. You're basically a weak earthquake. Tremble in fear!
/ Joe: Whatever, 'Obfuscator'? Your name is just your function! You're one step away from being a fighter named 'Fighter'!
/ Dan: I AM TETSUJIN!
/ Jill:... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=459 |
| AGC #460 | [[The first frame resembles the Star-Wars-Intro scrolling text]]
/ [The last Evil campaign...]
/ Using a partial rubbing from the tablecloth and some educated guesses, Dr Stan had reconstructed a duplicate stat-sheet for Jill's character, Archdeacon Levinson, revealing the Ardeacon's greatest secret -... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=460 |
| AGC #461 | [The entire massive panel shows the characters of the infamous Old Evil Campaign; Baron Von Schtandholdt looms over a crystal ball that shows Pyrov the Faceburner, Archdeacon Levinson and Ingvar the Invulnerable moving together]
/ {{A huge link in the middle says "CLICK HERE! THE OLD EVIL CAMPAIGN EXCERPT:... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=461 |
| AGC #462 | [The entire massive panel shows the players from the era of the Old Evil Campaign; A young(ish) Dr. Stan looms over a crystal ball that shows Nazi Jill holding a book, Nuclear Dan fist-pumping, Joe wearing his (then-standard) all-black shirt, akin to what Luke Skywalker wore on the second Death Star]... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=462 |
| AGC #463 | [The entire massive panel shows Nazi Jill and Dr. Stan facing off, in the clothing of their respective Evil Campaign characters: Archdeacon Levinson and Baron Von Schtandholdt, respectively]
/ {{A huge link near the bottom says "CLICK HERE! THE OLD EVIL CAMPAIGN EXCERPT: PART 3". Clicking takes you to... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=463 |
| AGC #464 | Davros: Wow... why would he do that for just for a game? Did they have a big bet on the outcome or something?
/ Steele: Nothing like that. You have to understand that they had a friendship based largely on how ridiculously competitive they both are. Arguing dubious rules interpretations and tricking the... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=464 |
| AGC #465 | [Outside Mindflayer Cards]
/ Davros: Hey, Bateman, how's it going? Haven't seen you since you sold Balorama.
/ Bateman: I'm okay, I guess. Overall, I didn't lose too much investing in the gaming store. Once I sold it, I put my savings back in the bank and got a normal job. How about you?
/ Davros: I came... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=465 |
| AGC #466 | {{The Author's Notes below include a link to the character sheets for Bateman's villain, Count Massari, and for Joe's character, Domovoi}}
/ [As Bateman works on his character, a caricature of that character in the background brutally slices a stick-man in half]
/ Bateman: Hmm, the best villains are often... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=466 |
| AGC #467 | {{The Author's Notes below include a link to the character sheets for Nuclear Dan's villain, Tetsuo the Endbringer, and for Jill's character, Rugaru}}
/ [[Dan plans his character, and in the background is a caricature of his character, a cloaked stickman in a bubble of energy, backed up by throngs of... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=467 |
| AGC #468 | [Dan is sitting at his computer]
/ Dan: Okay, the engineering guide says the next thing I need is 40 Adamantite Bars plus a bunch more Fel Iron Bolts to grind out Adamantine Grenades... plus I need six Heavy Knothide Leather, because apparently my future cloth headgear is made of leather now. / [NuclearDan... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=468 |
| AGC #469 | [[Game session begins...]]
/ Davros: Now, as I told you each while working out your backstories, we're actually holding the Evil Campaign in Steele's campaign world, which is very familiar to most of you. Ron, I'll try to fill you in where necessary. The timeframe is about the same as the non-evil campaign... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=469 |
| AGC #470 | [After describing about a dozen of the bar patrons, including the PCs]
/ Bateman: I'll approach the eight-foot man with the eyepatch and massive blue coat. "Aren't you the one they call Rugaru?"
/ Jill: "Who's asking?" And by the way, who IS asking? Appearance-wise?
/ Davros: It's the tall elf in red. His... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=470 |
| AGC #471 | [[A tense bar full of villains, ruffians and bounty hunters is about to explode in violence...]]
/ Dan: Okay, I cast...
/ Davros: Actually, it's not your turn yet.
/ Dan: Aw, stupid initiative. Hurry up then!
/ Davros: The four-armed locust-like thri-kreen leaps towards Rugaru.
/ Jill: My attack of opportunity... http://agc.deskslave.org/comic_viewer.html?goNumber=471 |
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