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| Lesson #361 - Soap Operas | Blackboard: Planning Out a Soap Opera
/ Mark > is in love with Sandra> who is married to Rick>who had an affair with Denise> who died twice at the hands of Dominic> who fathered secret love child Skylar> who became a robotic nun who terrorized Zane> who went through rehab with Felicia> who is the evil... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson361.html |
| Lesson #362 - Boxers | Blackboard: Remember- If you're walking down your driveway to fetch the paper in the morning,
/ wearing only your boxers, do it quickly for public decency's sake. Because it doesn't matter if you're
/ wearing your camouflage boxers - people WILL be able to see you. / Pose: Dante, left side, pointing... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson362.html |
| Lesson #363 - Mobs | Blackboard: How to escape a mob (according to literature, tv, and movies)
/ 1) Run in the opposite direction. 2.) See a wall or alley coming up right next to the route you're running.
/ 3) Make a quick 90 degree turn just past the wall.
/ 4) Go about four feet and stop
/ 5) wait
/ 6) Watch as the mob continues... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson363.html |
| Lesson #364 - Home Improvements | Blackboard: Radical Home Improvements
/ -Temperature strip house paint (Not only would your home change colors with the seasons, but it could
/ tell you how warm/cold it is)
/ -Basement Periscopes (In case your basement has no windows or if you like a naval theme)
/ -Chile Torpedo Tubes (To launch late children... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson364.html |
| Lesson #365 - European Backpacking | Blackboard: European Dartboard - A Simple Backpacker's Guide
/ 2 1/2 days - Rome, Barcelona, Paris
/ 2 days - Stockholm, London
/ 1 1/2 days - Berlin, Munich, Normandy, Dublin
/ 1 day - Doolin, Bruges, Brussels, Amsterdam, Edinburgh, Helsinki, Copenhagen, Oslo, Prague, Vienna,
/ Budapest, Florence, Sofia,... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson365.html |
| Lesson #366 - Rational Explanations of Irrational Phobias, Part V | Blackboard: Commitmentphobia (Fear of commitment) Monogamy is so passe... / Pose: Dante, right side, shrugging, looking at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson366.html |
| Lesson #367 - Children's Books | Blackboard: [Flow chart] Edward Stratemeyer -> writer and publisher who created
/ --> Tom Swift -> was an inspiration for Isaac Asimov and Steve Wozniak
/ --> The Hardy Boys -> was an inspiration for Stan Lee
/ --> Nancy Drew -> Was an inspiration for Hilly Clinton and Sandra Day O'Connor
/ Thus, writer... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson367.html |
| Lesson #368 - Predestination | Blackboard: Man makes plans, God laughs. God makes plans, calvinists rejoice in triumph. / Pose: Dante, left side, pointing at board with chalk, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson368.html |
| Lesson #369 - Military Research | Blackboard: Operation/ Country/ Plan/ Animal Use
/ Blue Peacock/ Britain/ Burried nuclear bombs, detonating on time delay/ Live chicken encased inside,
/ body heat of the chicken would keep components at working temp. / Project Pigeon/ USA/ WWII Guided Missles/ Three pigeons encased inside, would peck... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson369.html |
| Lesson #370 - Heart Attacks | Blackboard: The Six Common Warning Signs of a Heart Attack
/ -Unusual sweating
/ -nausea
/ -pressure or pain in the chest
/ - shortness of breath
/ -feeling of weakness
/ -screaming "Oh my God, I'm having a heart attack" / Pose: Dante, right side, pointing at board with chalk, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson370.html |
| Lesson #371 - Laughter | Blackboard: [graph] General Health and Happiness vs. Number of times a person laughs in a day
/ [points on graph]
/ -average adult
/ -maximum health benefit for adults
/ -average child
/ -delusional psycopath / Pose: Dante, left side, pointing at board with chalk, sad look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson371.html |
| Lesson #372 - Scars | Blackboard: Scar Location/ How you got the scar/ Story you should tell
/ Forehead/ walked into a pole/ headbutted a grizzly in the mouth
/ Chin/Jaw/ Drunken Escapade/ Punishment for squealing on the mob
/ Arm/Hand/ Kitchen Accident/ Alligator wrestling
/ Stomach/Torso/ Appendix surgery/ Served as a bodyguard... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson372.html |
| Lesson #373 - Warnings | Blackboard: It's all well and good if you want to add an image of a man to your sign warning
/ about high voltage, but really, electric companies, did you have to make it look like the man has superpowers?
/ That's really just encouraging the wrong message. / Pose: Dante, right side, pointing at board... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson373.html |
| Lesson #374 - Haircuts | Blackboard: [graph] Time since your last haircut vs You peers' approval of your general appearance
/ Most people Hippies / Pose: Dante, right side, pointing at board with chalk, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson374.html |
| Lesson #375 - Planetary Collisions | Blackboard: Recently, simulations of our solar system have shown that, 50 million years down the line,
/ there is a one percent change that planetary orbits could be thrown off, leading to Venus crashing
/ into the Earth. So if you are a supervillian who has been trying to cause a planetary collision... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson375.html |
| Lesson #376 - Fonts | Blackboard: [wingdings characters] We're all for different and unique fonts so people can better
/ express themselves, But wingdings are useful...how? / Pose: Dante, right side, pointing with chalk at board, confused look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson376.html |
| Lesson #377 - Meaning | Blackboard: It is human nature to try to find meaning in our lives, to wonder why we are here
/ and whout our purpose it. Fine. That's ok. It makes sense. The problem with this attitude, however, is that
/ if you look long and hard enough at anything, you can find meaning and purpose in anything. No
/ wonder... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson377.html |
| Lesson #378 - Crosswalks, Part II | Blackboard: An Explanition of traffic signals
/ [hand] = "Don't walk"
/ [walking dude] = "Strut" / Pose: Dante, right side, pointing at board with chalk, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson378.html |
| Lesson #379 - The Man | Blackboard: Fight back against the man! ...Wear sandals. / Pose: Dante, left side, fist in the air, "fight back against the man" face at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson379.html |
| Lesson #380 - Customers | Blackboard: Flowchart: the customer has a complaint [to A,B]
/ [A] The customer is always right
/ [B] The customer is an idiot [to C,D]
/ [C] Can't tell the customer that [To A]
/ [D] Decide to tell the customer that [To E]
/ [E] Getting fired never felt so good / Pose: Dante on left side of board looking... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson380.html |
| Lesson #381 - Reproductive Dating | Blackboard: When you consider how far science has come in terms of reproductive fertilization aid, how far society has grown in its desire for specialized genetic engineering of children to specify their skills and abilities, and how much reality television has taken over all network broadcasting can... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson381.html |
| Lesson #382 - Patriotism | Blackboard: Patriotism is
/ always much more
/ hardcore when
/ you're not in
/ charge of things. / Pose: Dante in fromt of right side of borard holding "don't tread on me" flag, neutral look http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson382.html |
| Lesson #383 - Political Spectrum, Part II | Blackboard: Heading: The Problem with Finding Political Common Ground
/ Body: Everyone there has a similar point of view-"Hippies to the left of me, wingnuts to the right, here we are....stuck in the middle with you? / Pose: Dante on right, hand on head looking contemptful. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson383.html |
| Lesson #384 - Brushing Your Teeth | Blackboard: If you brush your teeth and it isn't a performance art, then clearly you're doing it wrong. / Pose: Dante on right with right foot up on blackboard, right hand holding toothbrush in mouth, left hand above head pointing to left. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson384.html |
| Lesson #385 - Language | Blackboard: Esperanto has basically failed as an international language. Why? Because it isn't cool enough? If so, since music is supposed to be a universal language, why has no one tried to create an international language centered around beat-boxing? / Pose: Dante on right, neutral look. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson385.html |
| Lesson #386 - Traffic Circles | Blackboard: Table: Headings: Number of times you go around a traffic circle, What you're thinking at the time.
/ 1 - "La La La"
/ 2 - "Whoops, missed the road I wanted"
/ 3 - "Wait, which road? Am I lost?"
/ 4 - "WHEEEEEEEEE!"
/ 7 - "Hopefully the vertigo shuts up that kid in the back seat."
/ 15 - "Oh god,... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson386.html |
| Lesson #387 - Animal Happiness | Blackboard: Happiness is...
/ (to a dog) - A great smell to roll around in, then carry back into the house.
/ (to a cat) - a birdcage that can be knocked over as soon as my owners leave for work.
/ (to a fish) - another day that I'm not fed to something else.
/ (to a bird) - another day that humans are unable... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson387.html |
| Lesson #388 - Police | Board: Look, policemen (and women), we get it - your job sucks.
/ People are going to blame you when you show up at a crime scene for not having been there in time to stop the crime from happening, and people are going to hate you for giving them tickets or arresting them even when you're just upholding... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson388.html |
| Lesson #389 - News Broadcasts | Board: The Thirty Minute News Broadcast / "War war unrest war police fighting crackdown criticism attempt at diplomacy political infighting economic downfall corruption poverty unemployment greed contagion outbreak inflated hysteria anniversary of tragic event and now here's a video of a squirrel on... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson389.html |
| Lesson #390 - The Senses | Board: Ranking the senses, from least debilitating if lost to most debilitating / Smell: Do you realize how most of the world smells these days?
/ Taste: Well, without it, it would be a lot easier to eat your vegetables.
/ Hearing: Would be tough to lose, but there are systems that can help.
/ Sight: It's... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson390.html |
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