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| Lesson #481 - Monsters | Blackboard: (XY chart) X - Year, Y - Monster Popularity
/ Witches
/ Gremlins
/ Ghosts
/ Vampires
/ Zombies
/ Frankenstein
/ Werewolves
/ Fishmen / Pose: Dante, left side of the board, pointing with chalk to the board, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson481.html |
| Lesson #482 - The Walk of Shame | Blackboard: There's nothing wrong with the walk of shame, but it's never more delightful to watch than the morning after Halloween. / Pose: Dante, left side of the board, pointing with chalk to the board, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson482.html |
| Lesson #483 - "Sexy" | Blackboard: Calling something "sexy" is creepy when you're talking about science. Or about sports. Or, really, anything that isn't related to sex. / Pose: Dante, left side of the board, pointing with chalk to the board, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson483.html |
| Lesson #484 - The Butt of the Joke | Blackboard: (Bar Graph) X = Jokes About Others / Jokes About Yourself, Y = Amount You Will Laugh
/ (Blue) = Jokes told by yourself
/ (Pink) = Jokes told be others / Pose: Dante, right side of the board, pointing with chalk to the board, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson484.html |
| Lesson #485 - Toes | Blackboard: (Header) Toe Myths/Legends
/ - If your second toe is your longest toe, you are dependable, keep your emotions in control, and are likely royalty.
/ - If your third toe is longest, you are hot-headed, have a temper, and are likely a serial killer.
/ - If your fourth toe is longest, you are a... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson485.html |
| Lesson #486 - Psychologists | Blackboard: It's pretty obvious that psychologists secretly rule the world. Otherwise, why on earth would there be machines with "Do not touch this button" buttons on them? / Pose: Dante, left side of the board, pointing with chalk to the board, slightly inquisitive look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson486.html |
| Lesson #487 - Sneezing | Blackboard: If you sneeze, and it sounds like you're doing a karate move, then you're probably doing it wrong. / Pose: Dante, right side of the board, pointing with chalk to the board, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson487.html |
| Lesson #488 - Acceptance | Blackboard: Fifty years down the road, we're going to be outraged at the younger generations' attempts to coexist peacefully with aliens and robots. Oh, we'll have reasons for our bias - heck, we might even come up with a few religious explanations to support us in our scanted reasoning. Hopefully,... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson488.html |
| Lesson #489 - Semantics | Blackboard: Remember, kids - when it comes to your pets, there is a huge difference between "edible" and "eatable". / Pose: Dante, left side of the board, pointing with chalk to the board, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson489.html |
| Lesson #490 - Germaphobes and Non-Germaphobes | Blackboard: (Header) Issues That A Non-Germaphobe Has To Deal With That Never Concern A Germaphobe
/ - What do you do if your usual bathroom stall is taken?
/ - Can you save yourself the laundry load because the shirt you want to wear really doesn't smell that much?
/ - Does the "five-second rule" apply... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson490.html |
| Lesson #491 - The Laws of Conservation | Blackboard: The laws of conservation state that both mass and energy cannot be created or destroyed. Unfortunately, the same holds true for jerks. / Pose: Dante, right side of the board, facing board with hand on chin. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson491.html |
| Lesson #492 - Product Approval | Blackboard: A lot of medical studies like to cite "4 out of 5 doctors" or "4 out of 5 dentists" to explain why the related product is so great. It's great to be provided with this bit of information, but there's on thing they never tell us - what happened to the 5th one? / Pose: Dante, right side of... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson492.html |
| Lesson #493 - Violated | Blackboard: The more you feel violated by your job, the easier it is to undergo that colonoscopy when the time comes around. / Pose: Dante, right side of the board, poining with chalk to the board, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson493.html |
| Lesson #494 - Humor | Blackboard: If you can't make fun of it, it's probably not worth taking seriously. / Pose: Dante, right side of the board, pointing with thumb to the board, black football stripes under eyes, smiling at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson494.html |
| Lesson #495 - Roommate Approval Process, Part II | Blackboard: (Header) Question #14:
/ Do you have a significant other? Yes No
/ If yes, will he/she ever be staying over at night? Yes No
/ If yes, is he/she a screamer? Yes No / Pose: Dante, left side of the board, pointing with chalk to the board, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson495.html |
| Lesson #496 - Fighting Boredom, Part II | Blackboard: Somedays, when the boredom gets to be just a little too much, you just have to break out the indoor croquet. / Pose: Dante, right side of the board, holding croquet mallet in both hands, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson496.html |
| Lesson #497 - Hiding the Truth | Blackboard: The truth will come out. It always does. You just might not be alive when it finally happens. / Pose: Dante, left side of the board, pointing with chalk to the board, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson497.html |
| Lesson #498 - Inner Voices | Blackboard: You might be always getting further away in terms of age from your inner child, but you're always catching up to your inner monologue. / Pose: Dante, left side of the board, pointing with chalk to the board, neutral look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson498.html |
| Lesson #499 - Generation Gaps, Part II | Blackboard: Kids these days! What is it with the younger generation? Why, back in the day, the living dead had self-respect! A zombie would value brains and good dental hygiene! / Pose: Dante, left side of the board, pointing with chalk to the board and right hand finger to camera, slightly scolding... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson499.html |
| Lesson #500 - Men In Uniform | Blackboard?Women always fall for a man in uniform?most of the time
/ Pose?Dante shrugging while wearing a boy scout uniform http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson500.html |
| Lesson #501-Water | Blackboard-They say that water is the universal solvent, but that?s only because the Gorbloxians haven?t yet come down and introduced us to Ratternacium.
/ Pose-Dante staring at the camera while holding a piece of chalk http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson501.html |
| Lesson #502-Dance Moves | Blackboard-A graph of how the number of dance moves you have correlates with what is good enough.
/ One move is good enough while more than one is overkill
/ Pose-Dante doing a little dance in front of the blackboard http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson502.html |
| Lesson #503-Organic Food | Blackboard-It?s apparent that some people have already drawn the line in the sand when it comes to organic foods. For example, you really don?t see any action on those demands for a truly organic turducken.
/ Pose-Dante stroking his beard, looking at the camera, holding chalk http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson503.html |
| Lesson #504-Ben Franklin | Blackboard-It?s a little known fact that congress had initially approved Benjamin Franklin?s request to name the turkey as the U.S. national bird until Franklin followed up that request with another involving his interest in a number of local wenches. True story.
/ Pose-Dante staring at the camera, holding... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson504.html |
| Lesson #505-Races | Blackboard-Has there ever been a race with a title more demeaning to the runners than the ?Turkey Trot??
/ Pose-Dante staring at the camera, holding chalk http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson505.html |
| Lesson #506-Anecdotes | Blackboard-All you?re missing out on is a potential anecdote if you?ve never poked yourself in the eye with a spoon.
/ Pose-Dante staring at the camera, holding chalk http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson506.html |
| Lesson #507-Spitting | Blackboard-If you spit in public?-Because you are outraged, it makes you defiant. ?Because your body
/ produces too much phlegm, it makes you a biological freak. ?Without a reason, it makes you disgusting.
/ Pose-Dante staring at the camera, holding chalk http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson507.html |
| Lesson #508-Vampires | Blackboard-So vampires are susceptible to garlic, crosses, holy water, sunlight, and fire, but not
/ hepatitis? Yeah, right.
/ Pose-Dante staring at the camera, holding chalk http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson508.html |
| Lesson #509-Literary Themes | Blackboard-If the underlying meaning of your work has never been misinterpreted, then you?re probably
/ not really a writer.
/ Pose-Dante staring at the camera, holding chalk http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson509.html |
| Lesson #510-Letters (Brought to you by the Letter ?C?) | Blackboard-C is for cynicism, but don?t you believe it.
/ Pose-Dante looking cynically at the camera, holding chalk. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson510.html |
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