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| Lesson #938 - Failing | Board: Gilgamesh being unable to stay awake for six days and seven nights, thus preventing himself from ever learning the secret of immortality = epic fail. Most of what happens to you or in today's overly hyped world = not
/ Pose: Dante to right of the board, chalk in right hand pointing towards board,... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson938.html |
| Lesson #939 - Delicacies | Lesson #939 - Delicacies http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson939.html |
| Lesson #940 - Hydration | Lesson #940 - Hydration http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson940.html |
| Lesson #941 - Dimensional Analysis | Lesson #941 - Dimensional Analysis http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson941.html |
| Lesson #942 - Backhair | Lesson #942 - Backhair http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson942.html |
| Lesson #943 - Attraction | Lesson #943 - Attraction http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson943.html |
| Lesson #944 - Understanding Art | Lesson #944 - Understanding Art http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson944.html |
| Lesson #945 - The Time Travel Solution | Lesson #945 - The Time Travel Solution http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson945.html |
| Lesson #946 - Entitlements and Settlements | Lesson #946 - Entitlements and Settlements http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson946.html |
| Lesson #947 - Reincarnation | Lesson #947 - Reincarnation http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson947.html |
| Lesson #948 - Respect | Lesson #948 - Respect http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson948.html |
| Lesson #949 - Perceptions | Lesson #949 - Perceptions http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson949.html |
| Lesson #950 - Hello | Lesson #950 - Hello http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson950.html |
| Lesson #951 - Human Interaction | Lesson #951 - Human Interaction http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson951.html |
| Lesson #952 - Origins of Alcohol | Lesson #952 - Origins of Alcohol http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson952.html |
| Lesson #953 - High School Reunions | Lesson #953 - High School Reunions http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson953.html |
| Lesson #954 - Paranormal Abilities | Lesson #954 - Paranormal Abilities http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson954.html |
| Lesson #955 - Kindergarten Wisdom | Lesson #955 - Kindergarten Wisdom http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson955.html |
| Lesson #956 - Presentation Enthusiasm | Lesson #956 - Presentation Enthusiasm http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson956.html |
| Lesson #957 - The Creepiness Principle | Lesson #957 - The Creepiness Principle http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson957.html |
| Lesson #958 - Sign Language, Part II | Lesson #958 - Sign Language, Part II http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson958.html |
| Lesson #959 - Passive-Aggressive | Lesson #959 - Passive-Aggressive http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson959.html |
| Lesson #960 - The Rapture | Lesson #960 - The Rapture http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson960.html |
| Lesson #961 - Shame | Lesson #961 - Shame http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson961.html |
| Lesson #962 - Okay | Board: Fad of comical misspellings leads to common usage of "oll korrect" / Abbreviation fad leads to use of "ok" / Texting abbreviation leads to "k" / Smart alecks lead to people saying "potassium" / More smart alecks lead to people throwing bananas at each other / Pose: Dante, left of board, left... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson962.html |
| Lesson #963 - Bees | Lesson #963 - Bees http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson963.html |
| Lesson #964 - Types of People | Board: Types of People
/ - Early Bird
/ - Morning Person
/ - Brunch Lizard
/ - Afternoon Wildebeest
/ - Evening Mosquito
/ - Dusk Armadillo
/ - Night Owl / Pose: Dante, left of board, arms crossed, sleeping leaning against the wall. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson964.html |
| Lesson #965 - Wedding Misbehavior | Board: (Graph) Number of weddings that you've attended: Your desire to say something
/ at the "Speak now or forever hold your peace" part (Graph - Starts low, dips, then
/ gradually rises), Your willingness to attend a wedding at which you'll forever
/ alienate yourself from the bride and groom. (Graph... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson965.html |
| Lesson #966 - Post-Rapture Thoughts | Board: "_____ still here? I didn't expect that!" (Bar Graph) Number of times that statement
/ is made the day after the predicted rapture date; I'm (Large blue colored bar, slightly
/ smaller red colored bar), You're (Tiny blue colored bar, extra colored red bar). (Key:
/ Blue - Said genuinely, Red -... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson966.html |
| Lesson #967 - The Danger Of Talking Animals | Board: Here's hoping that animals never gain intelligence and the ability to speak. Mankind's speciesist attitudes have likely already set back human-weasel relations several decades. / Pose: Dante, right of board, both hands held parallel to each other with fingers extended, looking at camera with... http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson967.html |
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