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| Lesson #902 - On Your Own | Blackboard: Sure, you can get away with a few more things when your parents or your significant other is out of town, but isn't quadruple fisting it at lunch a bit much? / File Under: You Say You Need Four Hands to Quadruple Fist? Well, Sure, If You're A Mutant. / Pose: Dante, right side of the board, quadruple-fisting beers, maniacal look at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson902.html |
| Lesson #903 - Slippery Slopes | Blackboard: [flowchart]
/ No gay marriage!
/ We must protect the santicty of marriage! But you've been adulterous? Time for a stoning! The divorce rate is too high! Want to get divorced? Too bad!
/ Marriage is for procreation! Sterile or barren? No marriage for you! Not going to have kids? Application denied!
/ We can't lose the right to define marriage! How dare dictionaries exist to define anything!
/ It's a gateway to bestiality! No pets for anyone! You'll get too close! / Pose: Dante, right side of the board, chalk in hand, stern look at the camera with an accusatory finger http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson903.html |
| Lesson #910 - The Individual | Blackboard: Everybody is different, and some people choose to express that concept in truly different ways. So? / Pose: Dante, left side of the board, looking through a cutout newspaper. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson910.html |
| Lesson #911 - Rules For Pet Owning | Blackboard: Rule #11: Most pets have claws and teeth. Most pets will be significantly smaller than you. And many pets are easily startled. Thus, always have your pet be the smaller spoon. / Pose: Dante, right side of the board, chalk in hand, neutral look at the camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson911.html |
| Lesson #912 - Knots | Knots. The real man's duct tape.
/ Pose: Dante, left side of the board, twisting a knot in both fists, scary smirk at camera. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson912.html |
| Lesson #913 - Writer's Block, Part II | Wb = Ti - Mi / Wb = Degree of writer's block
/ Ti = Number of terrible ideas
/ Ti = C x t
/ C = Personal Creativity constant
/ t = Time
/ Mi = Moment of inspiration(Before some time, Mi = 0
/ At some time, Mi = Ti) / Note: The time referenced in Mi comes around whenever the hell it feels like it / Pose: Standing on the right, body facing left. Look on face is neutral, hands on head like 'What have I done?!?' http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson913.html |
| Lesson #914 - Bodily Intake | It seems like a major flaw of the human body that if you
/ go beyond the 100% daily limit in some nutrition categories,
/ like fat, sodium, or carbs, the body retains the excess,
/ while the body does not retain a vitamin surplus so that you gain supervision
/ from eating a whole bag of carrots or so you gain superimmunity to diseases from a
/ whole bottle of juice.
/ What the hell, body? / Pose: Standing on the right, facing left. Drinking from a bottle of juice with face tilted upwards. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson914.html |
| Lesson #915 - The Perfect Murder, Part II | Lesson #915 - The Perfect Murder, Part II http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson915.html |
| Lesson #916 - The Origin of the Species | Lesson #916 - The Origin of the Species http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson916.html |
| Lesson #917 - Armadillos | Lesson #917 - Armadillos http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson917.html |
| Lesson #918 - Objectives | Lesson #918 - Objectives http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson918.html |
| Lesson #919 - Willful Logic | Lesson #919 - Willful Logic http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson919.html |
| Lesson #920 - Ruminations on Opening Day | Lesson #920 - Ruminations on Opening Day http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson920.html |
| Lesson #921 - Offense | Lesson #921 - Offense http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson921.html |
| Lesson #922 - School Dances | Lesson #922 - School Dances http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson922.html |
| Lesson #923 - Statistics | Lesson #923 - Statistics http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson923.html |
| Lesson #924 - Mermaids | Lesson #924 - Mermaids http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson924.html |
| Lesson #925 - Numerology | Numerology. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson925.html |
| Lesson #926 - Whaling | Whaling. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson926.html |
| Lesson #927 - Demands | Demands. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson927.html |
| Lesson #928 - Downloading | Downloading. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson928.html |
| Lesson #929 - Intelligent Discussions | Intelligent discussions. http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson929.html |
| Lesson #930 - Multilingual | Lesson #930 - Multilingual http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson930.html |
| Lesson #931 - Hugs | Lesson #931 - Hugs http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson931.html |
| Lesson #932 - Programming | Lesson #932 - Programming http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson932.html |
| Lesson #933 - Prepping For The Apocalypse | Lesson #933 - Prepping For The Apocalypse http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson933.html |
| Lesson #934 - Science | Lesson #934 - Science http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson934.html |
| Lesson #935 - Disappointment | Lesson #935 - Disappointment http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson935.html |
| Lesson #936 - Creeping People Out, Part X | Board: blank
/ Pose: Dante to right of the board, hands straight down and staring intensely at the camera http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson936.html |
| Lesson #937 - Teaching Evolution | Board: You know, in the comic books where super-powered mutants are real, no one seems to question the theory of evolution. Maybe we're going about this all wrong.
/ Pose: Dante to right of the board, left hand under right elbow, chin between right thumb and forefinger, puzzled/thinking expression http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson937.html |
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