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Lesson #902 - On Your Own Blackboard: Sure, you can get away with a few more things when your parents or your significant other is out of town, but isn't quadruple fisting it at lunch a bit much? / File Under: You Say You Need Four Hands to Quadruple Fist? Well, Sure, If You're A Mutant. / Pose: Dante, right side of the board, quadruple-fisting beers, maniacal look at camera.
Lesson #903 - Slippery Slopes Blackboard: [flowchart] / No gay marriage! / We must protect the santicty of marriage! But you've been adulterous? Time for a stoning! The divorce rate is too high! Want to get divorced? Too bad! / Marriage is for procreation! Sterile or barren? No marriage for you! Not going to have kids? Application denied! / We can't lose the right to define marriage! How dare dictionaries exist to define anything! / It's a gateway to bestiality! No pets for anyone! You'll get too close! / Pose: Dante, right side of the board, chalk in hand, stern look at the camera with an accusatory finger
Lesson #910 - The Individual Blackboard: Everybody is different, and some people choose to express that concept in truly different ways. So? / Pose: Dante, left side of the board, looking through a cutout newspaper.
Lesson #911 - Rules For Pet Owning Blackboard: Rule #11: Most pets have claws and teeth. Most pets will be significantly smaller than you. And many pets are easily startled. Thus, always have your pet be the smaller spoon. / Pose: Dante, right side of the board, chalk in hand, neutral look at the camera.
Lesson #912 - Knots Knots. The real man's duct tape. / Pose: Dante, left side of the board, twisting a knot in both fists, scary smirk at camera.
 
Lesson #913 - Writer's Block, Part II Wb = Ti - Mi / Wb = Degree of writer's block / Ti = Number of terrible ideas / Ti = C x t / C = Personal Creativity constant / t = Time / Mi = Moment of inspiration(Before some time, Mi = 0 / At some time, Mi = Ti) / Note: The time referenced in Mi comes around whenever the hell it feels like it / Pose: Standing on the right, body facing left. Look on face is neutral, hands on head like 'What have I done?!?'
Lesson #914 - Bodily Intake It seems like a major flaw of the human body that if you / go beyond the 100% daily limit in some nutrition categories, / like fat, sodium, or carbs, the body retains the excess, / while the body does not retain a vitamin surplus so that you gain supervision / from eating a whole bag of carrots or so you gain superimmunity to diseases from a / whole bottle of juice. / What the hell, body? / Pose: Standing on the right, facing left. Drinking from a bottle of juice with face tilted upwards.
Lesson #915 - The Perfect Murder, Part II Lesson #915 - The Perfect Murder, Part II
Lesson #916 - The Origin of the Species Lesson #916 - The Origin of the Species
Lesson #917 - Armadillos Lesson #917 - Armadillos
 
Lesson #918 - Objectives Lesson #918 - Objectives
Lesson #919 - Willful Logic Lesson #919 - Willful Logic
Lesson #920 - Ruminations on Opening Day Lesson #920 - Ruminations on Opening Day
Lesson #921 - Offense Lesson #921 - Offense
Lesson #922 - School Dances Lesson #922 - School Dances
 
Lesson #923 - Statistics Lesson #923 - Statistics
Lesson #924 - Mermaids Lesson #924 - Mermaids
Lesson #925 - Numerology Numerology.
Lesson #926 - Whaling Whaling.
Lesson #927 - Demands Demands.
 
Lesson #928 - Downloading Downloading.
Lesson #929 - Intelligent Discussions Intelligent discussions.
Lesson #930 - Multilingual Lesson #930 - Multilingual
Lesson #931 - Hugs Lesson #931 - Hugs
Lesson #932 - Programming Lesson #932 - Programming
 
Lesson #933 - Prepping For The Apocalypse Lesson #933 - Prepping For The Apocalypse
Lesson #934 - Science Lesson #934 - Science
Lesson #935 - Disappointment Lesson #935 - Disappointment
Lesson #936 - Creeping People Out, Part X Board: blank / Pose: Dante to right of the board, hands straight down and staring intensely at the camera
Lesson #937 - Teaching Evolution Board: You know, in the comic books where super-powered mutants are real, no one seems to question the theory of evolution. Maybe we're going about this all wrong. / Pose: Dante to right of the board, left hand under right elbow, chin between right thumb and forefinger, puzzled/thinking expression
 

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