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| Blue Leader | [[Fighters fly in formation]]
/ Blue Squadron, this is Blue Leader.
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2009/03/19/blue-leader/ |
| Noah's Flood | Voice: HEY NOAH, MAN, IT'S LATE.
/ Voice: CAN'T YOU FINISH THAT MODEL LATER AND JUST GO TO BED ALREADY? / Noah: I...I CAN'T. GUYS.
/ Noah: I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT...THE FLOOD. / Noah: I... I... / [[Noah starts falling asleep.]] / Noah: THE... THE FLOOD... I SENSE ITS ARRIVAL. / [[Animals gather... http://buttersafe.com/2009/03/24/noahs-flood/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2009/03/26/the-rocket-coaster/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2009/03/26/the-rocket-coaster/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Apple Sauce | [[Man talking to a butcher.]]
/ Man: Hello I'll have some apple sauce please. / Butcher: All's we got is beef. / [[Man has a spoon and a bowl with a big slab of beef in it.]] / [[Three pyramids are shown. Water washes over them, and they are much smaller when the water recedes.]] / Man: Excuse me,... http://buttersafe.com/2009/03/31/apple-sauce/ |
| Sandals and Socks | Narrator: They say wearing socks with sandals is wrong. That it's a bad idea.
/ Narrator: That you just shouldn't do it.
/ Narrator: It sounds a bit silly, but my life is a testament to that rule.
/ Narrator: Things might be a lot different if I hadn't worn one with the other.
/ Narrator: The president... http://buttersafe.com/2009/04/02/sandals-and-socks/ |
| Show Me Your Moves | Student: Master! Master! Let me show you this new move I invented! / [[Student exerts himself really hard and throws a punch.]] / Student: phew! Well? / Master: Son, that is not a new move. / Master: It is called a "punch." / Master: It is like the most basic thing you can do with your fists / Master:... http://buttersafe.com/2009/04/07/show-me-your-moves/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2009/04/09/the-perfect-heist/#.TgfHGrBCkzA.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2009/04/09/the-perfect-heist/#.TgfHGrBCkzA.facebook | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| SPEARS! | [[Two men are standing next to each other]]
/ Man 1: Are you ready?! / Man 2: Yes!!! / Both men together: LET'S GO! / [[Pan out reveals the two men are putting together a spear range fence]] / [[A further pan out reveals a truck with the tag "Xtreme Fencing" on the side]] http://buttersafe.com/2009/04/14/spears/ |
| The Princess and the Tower | Once there was a lonely tower. / And a lonely princess who was imprisoned there. / She would not, however, be imprisoned for much longer. / "It is time that I make my escape", she said to herself. / For the past year she had collected all the detritus that the winds carried up to her at the top of... http://buttersafe.com/2009/04/16/the-princess-and-the-tower/ |
| Ninja Cat | [[NINJA CAT. aka Feline Shadow Warriors with No Honor or Humanity]] / [[Ninja Cat races towards a tree.]] / [[From a tree branch Ninja Cat spies on a mouse holding a piece of cheese.]] / [[The mouse nibbles on the cheese as ninja cat watches from a distance.]] / [[Ninja Cats claws reach down on... http://buttersafe.com/2009/04/21/ninja-cat/ |
| Rocks On My Head | [[Meeting of some sort]] / Rock Guy: Rocks on my head! / Bowling Ball Guy: Bowling balls on my head! / Bee Guy: Bees on my head! / Pizza Guy: Pizza on my head! / Baseball Cap Guy: Baseball cap on my head!
/ Rock Guy: A little weak, but okay. / Hair Guy: Hair on my head!
/ Rock Guy: Are you for real? / Bat... http://buttersafe.com/2009/04/23/rocks-on-my-head/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2009/04/28/the-flag/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2009/04/28/the-flag/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Darkness | Child: THE DARKNESS! / Child: It closes in on me! / [[Door opens]]
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2009/04/30/the-darkness/ |
| Breaking News | BREAKING NEWS / SOME GUY SLEEPING IN LIBRARY / HIS HEAD IS ON A TABLE / EYES HAVE BEEN CLOSED AWHILE / THIS JUST IN: HE HAS A BOOK / CONFIRMED: IT IS OPEN / Later
/ [[on a newspaper]]
/ [[Newspaper Title]] The Timely Times
/ [[Newspaper headline]] SLEEPING GUY WAKES UP
/ [[first column]] "Uh... hello?"... http://buttersafe.com/2009/05/05/breaking-news/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2009/05/07/cocoons/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2009/05/07/cocoons/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Sausage | [[Man is searching through refrigerator.]]
/ Man: Sausage? Sausage?! Sausage.
/ Man: Where... is... my...
/ Apple: Maybe I can help
/ [[Man smashes the apple in a rage.]]
/ [[Sausage is hiding around corner, looking scared.]] http://buttersafe.com/2009/05/12/sausage/ |
| Bird Stories III | Son: Dad, some decisions are so hard to make.
/ I feel like there are no right choices...
/ like I'm screwing up no matter what I do. / Dad: Some choices are like that, but you have to make a decision, regardless. / Son: But how can I be sure I'm not making a terrible mistake? / Dad: Son, making... http://buttersafe.com/2009/05/14/bird-stories-iii/ |
| Saddest Turtle Goes to the Moon | [[Saddest Turtle and Jolly Octopus stand on the moon.]]
/ Saddest Turtle: Hey Jolly Octopus, what's up?
/ Jolly Octopus: I, uh, well... My arm got stuck in this crater and... / [[Saddest turtle is distracted.]]
/ Saddest Turtle: Oh man! SPACE TENTACLE! / [[Saddest turtle grabs the tentacle, and Jolly... http://buttersafe.com/2009/05/19/saddest-turtle-goes-to-the-moon/ |
| Scrubby Meets the Vortex | [[Two scientists in a lab]]
/ Cruz: Klein! You have to see this! / Cruz: My dog Scrubby walked through the vortex they opened in Laboratory Three. / Cruz: What came back out moments later was... two Scrubbys! / Klein: Cruz, this raises serious questions about time, space, and the nature of the universe... http://buttersafe.com/2009/05/21/scrubby-meets-the-vortex/ |
| APPLE | [[A spaceship is in space]]
/ Apples.
/ USS APPLE SAUCER
/ Space.
/ Red Apple: Dammit, Fuji!
/ Orange Apple: We'll save him!
/ Trust me! We'll...
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2009/05/26/apple/ |
| Do You Want This Snake? | [[Man leaning out of window holding snake in right hand]]
/ Man: Do you want this snake?
/ [[Man holds out different snake in left hand]]
/ Man: Or do you want this snake?
/ [[Boy looking up at man]]
/ Boy: Sir, is that a trick question?
/ [[Man holding both snakes out of what now appears to be a truck window]]
/ Man:... http://buttersafe.com/2009/05/28/do-you-want-this-snake/ |
| Unbelievable Powers | [[Enter a distressed man and a robber, holding a gun]]
/ Distressed man: Somebody help!
/ Distressed man: I'm being robbed!
/ Robber: Ha ha / [[Enter person with extremely large head and eyes the size of normal heads - has eyelashes, distressed man is no longer distressed, appears happy. Robber looks a... http://buttersafe.com/2009/06/02/unbelievable-powers/ |
| Watching Your Stuff Burn | [[Two men are standing in front of Man #1's house, watching it burn]]
/ Man #1: My house! / Man #1: All my material possessions...turning into ash. / Man #2: Hey, it's not so bad. They're just objects, and in the end all objects do is fill up space. / Man #2: ...and provide us with shelter. And comfort.... http://buttersafe.com/2009/06/04/watching-your-stuff-burn/ |
| Scissors | [[Man looking a huge pair of shears.]]
/ Man: hm... / [[He uses them on something and blood splatters up.]] / [[The man is in a barbershop and has decapitated a patron.]] / EARLIER / [[Man is amongst tall hedges with a tiny pair of scissors.]] / {{title text: Scissors}} http://buttersafe.com/2009/06/09/scissors/ |
| Lumberjack Jim | [[A bearded man in flannels is sitting under a tree on a knoll with a blonde woman in a white shirt]] / Woman: This has been a wonderful day, Lumberjack Jim. / Woman: There's only one thing I can think of that could make it more beautiful. / [[The woman then proceeds to have a thought bubble wherein... http://buttersafe.com/2009/06/11/lumberjack-jim/ |
| Let It Burrito | Let it Burrito / PRESS CONFERENCE / Crowd: Burrito! Burrito! / Announcer: Burrito! Critics have said that you are "God's gift to man," and that you're even "bigger than religion!" / Announcer: What do you have to say about these controversial statements? / [[Burrito sits on stool in front of table]]... http://buttersafe.com/2009/06/16/let-it-burrito/ |
| Fishing | In this comic:
/ Two men fish for elephants. / [[Panel 2: Two men are in a boat fishing.]]
/ [[Panel 3 is the same.]]
/ [[Panel 4 is the same]]
/ [[Panel 5 is the same]]
/ Man on the Left: Got one.
/ [[An elephant is sitting in the boat with the men.]] http://buttersafe.com/2009/06/18/fishing/ |
| Kick Your Face | Man: can I kick your face? / Man: I mean... can I kick you in the face? / Man: sorry, that came out wrong. what I meant to say is... / Man: ...how would you like it if I kicked you in the face? / [[The person the man is talking to is revealed to have a butt for a face.]] / Man: I really want to... http://buttersafe.com/2009/06/23/kick-your-face/ |
| The Force Field | [[girl is in bubble, floating in the air]]
/ Girl: My impenetrable force field is complete!
/ Narrator: No barrier is without its flaws, however. / [[girl looks down at a couple hugging each other outside of the bubble]]
/ Narrator: Protection from the outside is absolute, but in the face of isolation... http://buttersafe.com/2009/06/25/the-force-field/ |
| The Space Dog | Man: Albert, catch! / [[He throws a frisbee to his dog.]] / But he throws the Frisbee so hard his dog goes into space. / Only when he lands on the twelfth moon of Saturn does Albert realize the direness of his situation. / Albert: Where's my treat? / [[Albert stares back at the Earth from Saturn's... http://buttersafe.com/2009/06/30/the-space-dog/ |
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