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| Ben Franklin at the Dentist | [[Ben Franklin at the dentist]] / Dentist: tell me, Mr. Franklin, what's been making your teeth so sensitive? / Pause / Ben: Lightning. http://buttersafe.com/2010/02/23/ben-franklin-at-the-dentist/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2010/02/25/the-prognosis/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2010/02/25/the-prognosis/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Tiger Shark | [[The first panel has nothing but a picture of a striped shark.]]
/ Narration: The tiger shark, known for its stripes, loses its tattoo when it matures. / [[The shark is swimming proudly in front of its parents - its dad with a moustache and pipe, its mom with a hairbow.]]
/ Shark: mom, dad, look at... http://buttersafe.com/2010/03/02/the-tiger-shark/ |
| Parenting: The Basics | [[The father is sitting in a chair, reading a book entitled Parenting: THE BASICS.]]
/ Book text: One of the most important jobs for a parent is to utilize his or her position of respect in the eyes of the child in order to help build self-esteem. / [[The father looks up from the book.]]
/ Father: Sounds... http://buttersafe.com/2010/03/04/parenting-the-basics/ |
| The Hostage Situation | [[Policeman is pointing a gun at an off-panel character.]]
/ Policeman: Freeze! Drop your weapon! / [[Policeman's gun is being aimed at a man who is holding a sword to a balloon.]]
/ Man: I'll do it! I swear I'll pop this balloon! / Policeman: No, son! Think of the consequences! Nooo! / [[Man... http://buttersafe.com/2010/03/09/the-hostage-situation/ |
| Big Winner | Host: Congratulations! You're our big winner tonight! Which fabulous prize will you choose? / Host: You can walk out of here with ten million dollars or... a veiny dog.
/ Contestant: I'll take the dog! / Contestant: Oh wait... Dang it. / Contestant: I thought he said a vain dog. http://buttersafe.com/2010/03/11/big-winner/ |
| The Sinking Ship | [[A ship is sinking as many people thrash in futile panic against the ocean's waters]]
/ General people on the vessel: Oh no! The ship is sinking! / [[A veiny dog floats alone in the water]]
/ Someone: Quick, everybody! We can float if we hold onto this veiny dog's veins! / [[Everyone minus a lonely... http://buttersafe.com/2010/03/16/the-sinking-ship/ |
| The Barbeque | Man with dog: Hey Charlotte, Hope you don't mind that I brought this veiny dog to the barbeque. / [[Veiny dog]] / Charlotte: Of course not! He's cute. / Charlotte: Hope you don't mind that I brought these veiny dogs to the barbeque. / [[Veiny hot dogs on grill]] / [[ Man with dog: ]: ]] http://buttersafe.com/2010/03/18/the-barbeque/ |
| The Assassin | [[A villainous mustachioed man with a top hat stands atop a building looking downward whilst rubbing his hands together maniacally]] / [[A man walks at ground level with a smile]] / [[The mustached villain stares at both the innocent man below him and a picture of his target which so happens to also... http://buttersafe.com/2010/03/23/the-assassin/ |
| The Twist Ending | [[In this comic: An ordinary scene with a twist at the end.]] / Green shirt guy: Hey, could you come open this jar? My hands are full. / Blue shirt guy: Sure thing. / [[Blue shirt guy twists jar lid off]] http://buttersafe.com/2010/03/25/the-twist-ending/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2010/03/30/oh-no/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2010/03/30/oh-no/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| April Fools | Woman: Hey, I was wondering... Would you like to go out with me sometime?
/ Man: Wow, really?! / Woman: No!
/ Woman: Ha ha ha ha! / Man: Oh... well, you got me. Good April Fools' joke. / Woman [[Confused]]: April what http://buttersafe.com/2010/04/01/april-fools/ |
| A Guy Has a Problem | Narrator: in this comic: a guy has a shark problem
/ [[man holding a bowl of soup with a shark fin sticking out of it]]
/ Man: all right
/ Man: who put the shark in my soup
/ [[man holding a beer mug with a shark fin sticking out of it]]
/ [[man holding a t shirt in front of a washing machine. there is a... http://buttersafe.com/2010/04/06/a-guy-has-a-problem/ |
| Consulting the Master II | [[A man is shown in profile, facing to the right.]]
/ Man: Master, I seek your guidance. I have strayed from the true path and fallen into darkness. / [[We now see a wizened Chinese man, with a long moustache. He is also in profile, facing left towards the man.]]
/ Master: In order to rise from the darkness,... http://buttersafe.com/2010/04/08/consulting-the-master-ii/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2010/04/13/house-of-cards/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2010/04/13/house-of-cards/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Creature that Crawled on the Sky, Part I | There once was a creature that crawled on the sky
/ With very sharp teeth that caused people to die / Made only of bone and an instinct to kill
/ It wound over oceans and stalked over hills / Any village that found this thing at its door
/ very quickly became a village no more / One day, expecting the... http://buttersafe.com/2010/04/15/the-creature-that-crawled-on-the-sky-part-i/ |
| We Have a Guest | [[A dark room]]
/ Character: Hey, who turned out the lights?
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2010/04/20/we-have-a-guest/ |
| The Creature that Crawled on the Sky, Part II | Narrator: The harvester listened as the boy had his say / While his spindly hand hovered inches away / Narrator: And just when the child began to despair / Skeleton Harvester took to the air / Narrator: The youth thought he'd lived by the strength of his ploy / But there were other reasons for sparing... http://buttersafe.com/2010/04/22/the-creature-that-crawled-on-the-sky-part-ii/ |
| A Guy Walks Into a Bar | [[Our protagonist is merrily making his way into a bar. There is a sign emblazoned with a flagon of ale above his head, and he is approaching the entrance of the bar.]]
/ Narrator: A guy walks into a bar. / [[We see the guy looking towards the bar, where a happy looking barman stands ready to take his... http://buttersafe.com/2010/04/29/a-guy-walks-into-a-bar/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2010/05/04/ideas/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2010/05/04/ideas/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| In a Coal Mine | [[A miner pushes a cart down a rail.]] / [[A group of miners are working...]] / Miner: Hey Rob, you checked on the canary recently? / Rob: No, I better do that now. / [[Rob checks the canary's cage and sees it has died.]] / [[...of a stabbing. Bird Police are investigating.]] / [[Back at the mining... http://buttersafe.com/2010/05/06/in-a-coal-mine/ |
| Fast Animal Club | Cheetah: Greetings, Everyone. The first annual fast and slow animal club social is about to begin. / [[Greyhound, horse, cheetah, bird sit in front of hills]] All us fast animals are here / Now alls we gotta do is wait for the slow animal club to arrive. / [[Sun sets]] http://buttersafe.com/2010/05/11/fast-animal-club/ |
| University Concludes | Dean: Ladies and gentlemen, all the degrees have been conferred. I now proudly present to you the graduating class. / Dean: Of Knife Hat University. / [[students throw hats with knives on them into the air]] / Narrator: None lived / {{title text: University Concludes}} http://buttersafe.com/2010/05/13/university-concludes/ |
| Speedboats | [[A man in sunglasses is riding a speedboat.]]
/ Man A: Just taking my speedboat to work. / Man A: It truly is the only way to travel. / [[The man is seen really enjoying the boat ride.]] / [[Meanwhile, another man is in a car partially submerged in a large vat.]] / Man B: Man, I hate carpool. /
/ {{I... http://buttersafe.com/2010/05/18/speedboats/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2010/05/20/the-five-stages/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2010/05/20/the-five-stages/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2010/05/25/the-message/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2010/05/25/the-message/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2010/05/27/spring-cleaning/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2010/05/27/spring-cleaning/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Worst Job | Guy 1: being a table... / [[He is shown on all fours with a vase and cup resting on his back.]]
/ Guy 1: totally the worst job!! / [[A guy is shown with a rich person sitting on him.]]
/ Guy 2: well, at least it's not as bad as being a chair. / [[A guy is using his hand to brush the rich person's hair.]]
/ Guy... http://buttersafe.com/2010/06/01/the-worst-job/ |
| So Sleepy | Man: I am so sleepy, I could sleep for generations... / [[And so he did]] / [[Until he woke up in the future]] / [[He thinks of the possibilities: Space! Flying cars! Longer beards! Robots!]]
/ [[Then, just as the thought of sleepy time travel began to overtake his being...]] / [[...reality sets in]]
/ Man:... http://buttersafe.com/2010/06/08/so-sleepy/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2010/06/10/paying-the-bills/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2010/06/10/paying-the-bills/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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