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| Reincarnation | [[A cheeseburger is in heaven. God is talking to it]]
/ God: CHEESEBURGER, YOU FILLED LIVES (AND STOMACHS) WITH JOY & HAPPINESS.
/ YOU STILL HAVE MUCH TO GIVE. / God: FOR THIS REASON, YOUR WISH FOR REINCARNATION HAS BEEN GRANTED. / Narrator: LATER
/ [[The cheeseburger is reincarnated as a fry cook]] / [[The... http://buttersafe.com/2011/12/13/reincarnation/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2011/12/15/space-music/#.TvgJTzEQTYI.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2011/12/15/space-music/#.TvgJTzEQTYI.facebook | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2011/12/20/timeout/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2011/12/20/timeout/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2011/12/22/the-greatest-gift/#.TwsxePpEMas.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2011/12/22/the-greatest-gift/#.TwsxePpEMas.facebook | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2011/12/27/saddest-turtles-christmas-party/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2011/12/27/saddest-turtles-christmas-party/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Dimension of the Snow People | [[Snowman talking to a human.]]
/ Snowman: Greetings human! You have stumbled into the dimension of the snow people. / Snowman: In our dimension, instead of snow, flesh falls from the sky. In winter, our mountaintops are covered in flesh.
/ Flesh plows clear the streets to make them safe to drive.
/ And... http://buttersafe.com/2011/12/29/the-dimension-of-the-snow-people/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/03/shampoo/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/03/shampoo/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/05/consumption/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/05/consumption/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/10/sunset/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: Buttersafe (Buttersafe)">http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/10/sunset/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: Buttersafe (Buttersafe) | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| When You Wish | When You Wish / [[Two anthropomorphic stars in happy relationship]] / [[Third star with gun enters and shoots #2 star to death]] / [[First star tearfully mourns dead and bleeding partner]] / [[Father points out shooting star in sky to child]] http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/12/when-you-wish/ |
| Veiny Dog Saves | [[Veiny Dog appears in floating window behind a steering wheel and wearing a trucker's hat.]] / [[The picture is expanded, showing the whole truck which reads "Give Blood."]]
/ Narrator: Veiny Dog, / [[The truck is shown to be filled with Veiny Dog's body.]]
/ Narrator: Humanitarian http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/17/veiny-dog-saves/ |
| Upside Down Town | [[A man on the ground talks to another man who is standing upside down in a town that is also constructed entirely upside down.]]
/ Upside down man: I've finally finished constructing Upside Down Town, where all your frowns will be turned upside down! / Right side up man: If it's such a great place,... http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/19/upside-down-town/ |
| Looking Good | [[Man with a tiny head and giant suit looks into a mirror]]
/ Man: Man, I look good tonight. / [[Man talking to a lady at a bar]]
/ Man: I'm not just smart, I'm handsome. / [[Woman leaves]]
/ Man: Why do people get mad, just because of how great I am? / [[Years ago, the man's parent is showing him to... http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/24/looking-good/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/26/dig-dog/#.UIhpwbIiaKs.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/26/dig-dog/#.UIhpwbIiaKs.facebook | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Ready to Rock | Character 1 (holding giant guitar): EVERYBODY, are you ready to rock?? / [[strums]] / [[speakers emit loud noise]] / [[it is shown that the speakers are actually extremely small]] / AND / [[Character 2 going crazy on a massive drum set]] / EARLIER:
/ [[both characters are considering a giant pile... http://buttersafe.com/2012/01/31/ready-to-rock/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/02/what-have-you-done/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/02/what-have-you-done/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Long Line | Character 1: [[waiting in line]] Geez, what is this line so long for? / Character 2: [[also waiting in line) Shush! The master is at work!
/ [[A man in glasses is sitting at the head of the line, writing something on a piece of paper.]] / [[Sign in front of "the master's" table reads]]
/ Directions to... http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/07/long-line/ |
| Charades | Let's play charades!
/ Harold, you go first! / Pick a phrase from this hat and then act it out without saying anything! / Aaaaand... go! / Chicken?
/ Chicken with his head cut off?
/ Cooking dinner?
/ Military man!
/ Fight for your rights?
/ ...Bullseye?
/ Hotel?
/ Beauty sleep?
/ Rocking around the clock?
/ Mango?
/ Mango... http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/09/charades/ |
| Charades | Let's play charades!
/ Harold, you go first! / Pick a phrase from this hat and then act it out without saying anything! / Aaaaand... go! / Chicken?
/ Chicken with his head cut off?
/ Cooking dinner?
/ Military man!
/ Fight for your rights?
/ ...Bullseye?
/ Hotel?
/ Beauty sleep?
/ Rocking around the clock?
/ Mango?
/ Mango... http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/09/charades/ |
| Cupid's Arrow | [[Cupid prepares to shoot an arrow]] / [[Cupid is distracted by somebody yelling]]
/ HEY CUPID! / [[An arrow heads towards Saddest Turtle, who is on a date with another turtle]] / [[The arrow hits some poultry on the table]]
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/14/cupids-arrow/ |
| Cupid's Arrow | [[Cupid prepares to shoot an arrow]] / [[Cupid is distracted by somebody yelling]]
/ HEY CUPID! / [[An arrow heads towards Saddest Turtle, who is on a date with another turtle]] / [[The arrow hits some poultry on the table]]
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/14/cupids-arrow/ |
| Up In The Air | [[Colorful scene of sky and lonely branch]]
/ [[White bird, flying towards lonely branch]]
/ [[White bird, sitting on lonely branch]]
/ [[Zoom out, to reveal lonely branch is attached to 4 color kite, bird still sits]]
/ [[Kite with bird still sitting, moves downward]]
/ [[Zoom out again, lone fisherman in... http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/16/up-in-the-air/ |
| Up In The Air | [[Colorful scene of sky and lonely branch]]
/ [[White bird, flying towards lonely branch]]
/ [[White bird, sitting on lonely branch]]
/ [[Zoom out, to reveal lonely branch is attached to 4 color kite, bird still sits]]
/ [[Kite with bird still sitting, moves downward]]
/ [[Zoom out again, lone fisherman in... http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/16/up-in-the-air/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/21/the-red-balloon/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: Buttersafe (Buttersafe)">http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/21/the-red-balloon/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: Buttersafe (Buttersafe) | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/23/at-home/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/23/at-home/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/28/studying/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/02/28/studying/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/03/01/if-you-love-something/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/03/01/if-you-love-something/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/03/06/fairy-tale/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/03/06/fairy-tale/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| The Audition | Let's see... our next auditioner is Michael O'Neil. Alright Michael, show us what you've got. / Okay... Thank You... We'll let you know what we decide. / Cast List
/ Percy Parsi............. Lady Ellis
/ Grace Fellows......... Maestro Kailen
/ Michael O'Neil........ Stern Onlooker
/ Janet Rhodes............ http://buttersafe.com/2012/03/08/the-audition/ |
| Trip to the Museum | [[An airplane in blue sky]] / [[A boy watching sitting in a window looking up, watching the plane]] / [[Father walk in with tickets and the boy is excited]] / [[Father and son are entering the AIR MUSEUM]] / [[Close up on boys face excitement]] / [[Close up on boys face confusion]] / [[Shelf with... http://buttersafe.com/2012/03/13/trip-to-the-museum/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/03/15/a-world-of-possibilities/?asdf">http://buttersafe.com/2012/03/15/a-world-of-possibilities/?asdf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Cleaning Out the Fridge | [[A giant fly looks into his fridge.]] / Fly: Gross. / [[There are tiny people crawling all over and licking a piece of meat in the fridge.]] http://buttersafe.com/2012/03/20/cleaning-out-the-fridge/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/03/22/catching-a-fly/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/03/22/catching-a-fly/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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