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| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/07/17/itchy/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/07/17/itchy/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/07/19/hopscotch/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/07/19/hopscotch/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/07/24/shadows/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/07/24/shadows/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/07/26/your-fortune/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/07/26/your-fortune/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/07/31/walnuts/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/07/31/walnuts/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/02/the-bath/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/02/the-bath/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Noah's Lifeboat | [[Noah's assistant is holding a sheep in his arms, Noah is standing in front of him]]
/ Assistant: Noah, we have completed evacuating all of the animals to the lifeboat. Every creature is accounted for. / [[Two silhouettes of porcupines are shown on the broken ark]]
/ Assistant: Wait, Noah... There are... http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/07/noahs-lifeboat/ |
| Gunned Down | Ugh... He got me pretty good. One day before retirement, too. I got a final request fore you before I shove off though, kid. / Take that bastard out. / O-Okay. / So... Do you like movies? http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/09/gunned-down/ |
| Parental Training | {{List of things being applied generously to a baby:}} / Vegetable Oil / Spit / Car Wax / Bacon Grease / HOW NOT TO END OUR DEPENDENCE ON FOREIGN BABY OIL http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/14/parental-training/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/16/the-seasick-squid/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/16/the-seasick-squid/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Goldie | [[A Guy, A broken aquarium and a fish]]
/ Guy: Oh no! Goldie!! / [[Goldie (fish) on the floor]] / Guy: Don't worry! We'll find you some new water somewhere!! / [[Guy runs with Goldie in his hand]] / [[Guy throws Goldie]] / [[Goldie bounces in the lake]] / Guy: Oh no, the lake is still frozen over! / [[Guy... http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/21/goldie/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/23/time-bike/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/23/time-bike/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/28/sitting-lying/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/28/sitting-lying/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/30/sandman/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/08/30/sandman/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Donate | Sign: Donate
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2012/09/04/donate/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/09/06/occupied/#.UJWqLgagCVQ.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2012/09/06/occupied/#.UJWqLgagCVQ.facebook | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| TAKEN | Jolly Octopus: Saddest Turtle! Where aaare you??
/ Jolly Octopus: Oh, a note.
/ Note: We took da Turdle. $5000 and He's Free. meet at da park.
/ Sign: Police
/ Sign: Police
/ Sign: Bank
/ Sign: Bank
/ Sign: Store
/ Sign: Store
/ Sign: Milk
/ Sign: Park
/ Sign: Park
/ TV: NEWS MISSING!
/ The End http://buttersafe.com/2012/09/11/taken/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/09/13/lost-dog/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/09/13/lost-dog/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| X-Ray | Buddy: Hey Carl
/ Carl: Hey Buddy. You okay? You look like you're limping. / Buddy: Ah yeah, I was doing some painting the other day and fell off my ladder. / Carl: Well, it looks pretty serious. Maybe you should get that checked out.
/ Buddy: Maybe you're right. / Doctor: Hm... it's hard to tell just... http://buttersafe.com/2012/09/18/x-ray/ |
| For Your Comfort and Safety | [[A flight attendant addresses passengers from the aisle of the plane.]]
/ Flight attendant: Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see the captain has turned on the "fasten seatbelt" sign, so please return to your seats as soon as you're able. / [[A diagram of a snake with wings wrapped around an airplane... http://buttersafe.com/2012/09/20/for-your-comfort-and-safety/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/09/25/just-watch-the-sunset/#.UGFltJGyvqE.reddit">http://buttersafe.com/2012/09/25/just-watch-the-sunset/#.UGFltJGyvqE.reddit | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/09/27/leaves/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/09/27/leaves/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/02/paranormal-detective/#.UGsKDaxZfOc.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/02/paranormal-detective/#.UGsKDaxZfOc.facebook | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Expired Milk | tale one / [[a person picks a carton of milk]]
/ Person: oh no, this carton of milk is expired! / [[he is now digging a grave]]
/ Person: still so full of milk. still so much left to give. / [[he is now looking at the grave]]
/ Person: cereals never moistened. coffees never mellowed.
/ {{grave says: r.i.p.... http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/04/expired-milk/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/09/hollywood-makeover-dracula-edition/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/09/hollywood-makeover-dracula-edition/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/11/life-choices/#.UHxF_hPdhIg.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/11/life-choices/#.UHxF_hPdhIg.facebook | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/16/hard-times-for-the-mummy-man/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/16/hard-times-for-the-mummy-man/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/18/its-gerald/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/18/its-gerald/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/23/the-origin-of-the-swamp-monster/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/23/the-origin-of-the-swamp-monster/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/25/frankensteins-monster/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2012/10/25/frankensteins-monster/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
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