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a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/02/14/falling/#.USvpbhXCDCY.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2013/02/14/falling/#.USvpbhXCDCY.facebook [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/02/19/lifestyle-change/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2013/02/19/lifestyle-change/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/02/21/in-pursuit/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2013/02/21/in-pursuit/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
Giving It Up [[A father and son are in the car.]] / Child: Hey Dad, what's this note on the ground? / Child: "Cigarettes, Alcohol, Potato Chips, Candy, Nachos, Fried Chicken, Alcohol..." / Thoughts: Alcohol shows up at least seven times on this list. / [[They arrive at the supermarket.]] / Child: Oh! This is a list...
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/02/28/whats-the-difference/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2013/02/28/whats-the-difference/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
The Midnight Inventor I have this problem. / I invent things in the middle of the night. / In my sleep. / I don't know what I'd done or what I'd created until I go into the living room the next morning. / / Sometimes, the inventions are brilliant. / <> / And then sometimes... / Hands-free toilet paper initiate...
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/03/07/snow-day/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2013/03/07/snow-day/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/03/12/saddest-turtles-new-book/">http://buttersafe.com/2013/03/12/saddest-turtles-new-book/ [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
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Pond Party Hey man, great barbecue. / Thanks.
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/03/26/feelings-change/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2013/03/26/feelings-change/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/03/28/chess/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: Buttersafe (Buttersafe)">http://buttersafe.com/2013/03/28/chess/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: Buttersafe (Buttersafe) [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/02/happy-birthday-saddest-turtle/#.UVuHWvVrpnA.reddit">http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/02/happy-birthday-saddest-turtle/#.UVuHWvVrpnA.reddit [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
How Embarrassing [[A man has spilled his drink on his pants in front of two amused onlookers.]] / Male Bystander: Ha ha ha! Check this out! It looks like he peed himself! / Man: Oh man, this is so embarrassing. I wish I was dead! / [[Man imagines the same spilled-drink scene, only this time he is dead.]] / Male Bystander:...
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/11/forget/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews">http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/11/forget/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/16/the-orphan/#.UXDBJtKWwMw.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/16/the-orphan/#.UXDBJtKWwMw.facebook [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/18/a-game-of-catch/#.UXBZxtHuDkc.reddit">http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/18/a-game-of-catch/#.UXBZxtHuDkc.reddit [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/23/jolly-octopus-and-the-thoughtful-gift/?utm_source=feedly">http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/23/jolly-octopus-and-the-thoughtful-gift/?utm_source=feedly [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/25/census-taking/?utm_source=feedly">http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/25/census-taking/?utm_source=feedly [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/30/cownt-moocula/#.UYogscoOvnA.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2013/04/30/cownt-moocula/#.UYogscoOvnA.facebook [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/05/02/parroting/?utm_source=feedly">http://buttersafe.com/2013/05/02/parroting/?utm_source=feedly [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/05/07/space-groceries/?utm_source=feedly">http://buttersafe.com/2013/05/07/space-groceries/?utm_source=feedly [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
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a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/05/14/miracle-worker/#.UZera_OxEOI.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2013/05/14/miracle-worker/#.UZera_OxEOI.facebook [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
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a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/05/21/jungle-stalking/?utm_source=feedly">http://buttersafe.com/2013/05/21/jungle-stalking/?utm_source=feedly [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2013/05/23/twenty-questions/?utm_source=feedly">http://buttersafe.com/2013/05/23/twenty-questions/?utm_source=feedly [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
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a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/?sms_ss=facebook&at_xt=4dbfed50f6cada49%2C0">http://buttersafe.com/?sms_ss=facebook&at_xt=4dbfed50f6cada49%2C0 [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/26/i-forgot-my-mittens/#.TxsvXZVlkw0.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/26/i-forgot-my-mittens/#.TxsvXZVlkw0.facebook [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!]
 

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