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| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2010/7/29/among-the-stars/">http://buttersafe.com/2010/7/29/among-the-stars/ | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Breakfast + Saddest Turtle | {{First Comic}}
/ Plot: Dude is eating breakfast. I'mma zoom in on his pancakes. / [[There's a stack of pancakes on the table, and someone about to eat a piece of pancake]] / [[The camera is zoomed a little closer to the stack of pancakes]]
/ [[The guy ate the piece of pancake]] / [[The camera is zoomed... http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/03/breakfast-sad-turtle/ |
| What is that? | [[Two stick figures.]]
/ Dude on left: What *is* that? / [[Giant, horned, Chernabog-esque demon looms, drawn in detailed art style inconsistent with stick figure characters.]] / Dude on left: Ohhh fuuuuuucckkk! http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/05/what-is-that/ |
| What is that? | [[Two stick figures.]]
/ Dude on left: What *is* that? / [[Giant, horned, Chernabog-esque demon looms, drawn in detailed art style inconsistent with stick figure characters.]] / Dude on left: Ohhh fuuuuuucckkk! http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/05/what-is-that/ |
| You're Not Human | Robot Clown: Hello! I'll have a sandwich please!
/ Plumber: NO. You're not human. You're a clown, and a robot. Also, I'm a Plumber / [[The Robot Clown is sad]]
/ Robot Clown: ...what... / Robot Clown: {{Thinking}} Oh! how I wish I were human! / Robot Clown: {{Thinking}} hee hee! ...or a duck!
/ [[The... http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/10/youre-not-human |
| You're Not Human | Robot Clown:hello!
/ I'll have a sandwich please!
/ Plumber:NO.You're not human
/ You're a CLOWN
/ and a robot
/ Also I'm a plumber / Robot Clown:...what...[[Face aghast at this revelation]] / Robot Clown: oh! how I wish I were human! / Robot Clown: hee hee! ... or a duck!
/ hee hee
/ QUACK!
/ hee
/ hee hee... http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/10/youre-not-human/ |
| The Tiniest Hug | In this comic:
/ Caption: A man is hugged by a bacterium / [[man standing still]] / [[man still standing still]] / Caption: Bacteria are too small to see with the human eye. http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/12/the-tiniest-hug/ |
| The Tiniest Hug | In this comic:
/ Caption: A man is hugged by a bacterium / [[man standing still]] / [[man still standing still]] / Caption: Bacteria are too small to see with the human eye. http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/12/the-tiniest-hug/ |
| Everything for a Dollar | {Panel 1:} [[A horse man goes into a store that is labeled "DOLLAR STORE, everything for a dollar!]] / {Panel 2:} [[The horse is shown offering a woman behind a counter a dollar]]
/ Horse: Here is a dollar. / {Panel 3:}
/ Horse: I'll take the whole store. / {Panel 4:}
/ Horse: and you're fired. http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/17/everything-for-a-dollar/ |
| Everything for a Dollar | {Panel 1:} [[A horse man goes into a store that is labeled "DOLLAR STORE, everything for a dollar!]] / {Panel 2:} [[The horse is shown offering a woman behind a counter a dollar]]
/ Horse: Here is a dollar. / {Panel 3:}
/ Horse: I'll take the whole store. / {Panel 4:}
/ Horse: and you're fired. http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/17/everything-for-a-dollar/ |
| Man Down | [[2 men in green army helmets in background; close up of a dead face in foreground. Soldier 1 is close enough to see the casualty; Soldier 2 is approaching from a distance.]]
/ Soldier 1: Man down! / [[Soldier 2 reaches the side of Soldier 1.]]
/ {{Soldier 2's speech bleeds onto both panels}}
/ Soldier... http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/19/man-down/ |
| Man Down | [[2 men in green army helmets in background; close up of a dead face in foreground. Soldier 1 is close enough to see the casualty; Soldier 2 is approaching from a distance.]]
/ Soldier 1: Man down! / [[Soldier 2 reaches the side of Soldier 1.]]
/ {{Soldier 2's speech bleeds onto both panels}}
/ Soldier... http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/19/man-down/ |
| Man Down | [[2 men in green army helmets in background; close up of a dead face in foreground. Soldier 1 is close enough to see the casualty; Soldier 2 is approaching from a distance.]]
/ Soldier 1: Man down! / [[Soldier 2 reaches the side of Soldier 1.]]
/ {{Soldier 2's speech bleeds onto both panels}}
/ Soldier... http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/19/man-down/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/24/honor-is-a-palindrome/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/24/honor-is-a-palindrome/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/26/i-forgot-my-mittens/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2007/04/26/i-forgot-my-mittens/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| JK Bird | [[A bird is perched on a tall building]]
/ Bird: ... / Bird: GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD / [[Bird jumps from the building]] / [[Bird flies back up to the building]]
/ Bird: JK / {{title text: JK Bird}} http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/01/jk-bird/ |
| JK Bird | [[A bird is perched on a tall building]]
/ Bird: ... / Bird: GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD / [[Bird jumps from the building]] / [[Bird flies back up to the building]]
/ Bird: JK / {{title text: JK Bird}} http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/01/jk-bird/ |
| JK Bird | [[A bird is perched on a tall building]]
/ Bird: ... / Bird: GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD / [[Bird jumps from the building]] / [[Bird flies back up to the building]]
/ Bird: JK / {{title text: JK Bird}} http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/01/jk-bird/ |
| Choose Your Own Adventure | In This Comic:
/ Choose Your Own Adventure! / If you decide to take the wallet, go to panel 5.
/ If you walk away slowly because you think it's a trap, go to panel 8.
/ If you think you should bring the wallet to the police station, go to panel 13.
/ If fuck the police, go to panel 17.
/ If you just dropped... http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/03/choose-your-own-adventure/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/08/hey-saddest-turtle-whats-up/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/08/hey-saddest-turtle-whats-up/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Robin Hood | [[blank panel]]
/ Narration: What if: Instead of stealing form the rich and giving to the poor, Robin Hood just ran around making up wild cusses. / [[two people standing in the woods]] / [[robin hood in background]]
/ Robin Hood: Sphincter gun / [[robin hood gets closer]]
/ Robin Hood: Pudding dongle / [[robin... http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/10/robin-hood/ |
| Snail Mail | [[a snail sitting on the branch of a tree]] / [[the snail turning slowly]] / [[the snail fully turned to face the tree]] / [[the snail slowly making its way to a house, with arrows to show its progress down the tree trunk, along the pathway to the door]]
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/15/snail-mail |
| Snail Mail | [[A snail on a tree branch with one leaf hanging off of it, looking off somewhere.]] / [[The snail's facial expression changes, as if it's remembered something.]] / [[The snail does an about-face.]] / [[The yard that is home to the tree on whose branch the snail was sitting. Arrows show the snail's... http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/15/snail-mail/ |
| Snail Mail | [[A snail on a tree branch with one leaf hanging off of it, looking off somewhere.]] / [[The snail's facial expression changes, as if it's remembered something.]] / [[The snail does an about-face.]] / [[The yard that is home to the tree on whose branch the snail was sitting. Arrows show the snail's... http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/15/snail-mail/ |
| Snail Mail | [[A snail on a tree branch with one leaf hanging off of it, looking off somewhere.]] / [[The snail's facial expression changes, as if it's remembered something.]] / [[The snail does an about-face.]] / [[The yard that is home to the tree on whose branch the snail was sitting. Arrows show the snail's... http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/15/snail-mail/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/17/a-baby/#.UZEkfhLcWUI.facebook">http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/17/a-baby/#.UZEkfhLcWUI.facebook | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/22/papa-dont-preach/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/22/papa-dont-preach/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Surprise | [[Narration panel]]
/ In this comic:
/ Something surprising happens off screen in the fourth panel. / [[There are two panels of a man looking slightly bored]]
/ [[In the 4th panel, the man looks surprised.]] http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/24/surprise/ |
| Surprise | [[Narration panel]]
/ In this comic:
/ Something surprising happens off screen in the fourth panel. / [[There are two panels of a man looking slightly bored]]
/ [[In the 4th panel, the man looks surprised.]] http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/24/surprise/ |
| How to Be Number One | [[A racetrack. A runner in teal is rounding the final curve.]] / [[A runner in blue wearing the number 5 has a look of shock and anger.]] / [[A runner in red wearing the number 1 has a look of confusion. The finish line tape has been broken.]] / [[A cheetah wearing a human mask is holding the first... http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/29/how-to-be-number-one/ |
| How to Be Number One | [[A racetrack. A runner in teal is rounding the final curve.]] / [[A runner in blue wearing the number 5 has a look of shock and anger.]] / [[A runner in red wearing the number 1 has a look of confusion. The finish line tape has been broken.]] / [[A cheetah wearing a human mask is holding the first... http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/29/how-to-be-number-one/ |
| Proof Positive | Guy: Hey Tim! Today I proved the existence of god!
/ Tim: Really How? / [[Messenger conversation]]
/ xX Shme Xx:God, is that you? / god42510:ROFL omg yes how did u no???? http://buttersafe.com/2007/05/31/proof-positive/ |
| Where is that guy? | [[Jolly Octopus and a cassete tape player on the ground]]
/ Jolly Octopus: Hey Saddest Turtle, what's up? / [[Jolly Octopus grinning expectantly and the cassette tape player]] / [[Jolly Octopus and the cassette tape player]]
/ Jolly Octopus: Um...Saddest Turtle!! I said "What's up?!" / [[Jolly Octopus... http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/05/where-is-that-guy/ |
| Where is that guy? | [[Jolly Octopus and a cassete tape player on the ground]]
/ Jolly Octopus: Hey Saddest Turtle, what's up? / [[Jolly Octopus grinning expectantly and the cassette tape player]] / [[Jolly Octopus and the cassette tape player]]
/ Jolly Octopus: Um...Saddest Turtle!! I said "What's up?!" / [[Jolly Octopus... http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/05/where-is-that-guy/ |
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