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| The Crappy Muffin | [[Stick Man 1 is looking contemplatively at a table with a badly-made muffin on it. He continues this pose through the whole comic, unable to look away from the muffin.]] / [[Stick Man 2 enters and stands next to him.]]
/ Stick Man 2: Hey, what's going on? / Stick Man 2: [[Sees the muffin]] Oh geeze...... http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/07/the-crappy-muffin/ |
| Shoulders | [[Beeline of girl's sight points at the shoulders of a fit man without a shirt on.]] / [[The muscles on the man's shoulders shine.]] / Girl (Off Screen): Ew, gross! Do you have like a tumor or something?
/ [[Man looks confused.]] / [[Man looks disappointed. His thought bubble encloses an exercise machine... http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/12/shoulders/ |
| Shoulders | [[Beeline of girl's sight points at the shoulders of a fit man without a shirt on.]] / [[The muscles on the man's shoulders shine.]] / Girl (Off Screen): Ew, gross! Do you have like a tumor or something?
/ [[Man looks confused.]] / [[Man looks disappointed. His thought bubble encloses an exercise machine... http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/12/shoulders/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/14/universe-safety-guide/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/14/universe-safety-guide/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Elephants and Pyramids | [[A UFO is approaching an elephant. There is a pyramid in the background]]
/ Aliens: According to this book... / [[Inside the UFO]]
/ Aliens: ...Elephantiasis will give us huge balls. / [[The UFO is now over the Elephant]] / [[A beam from the UFO lifts the elephant]] / [[It is halfway]] / [[It is... http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/19/elephants-and-pyramids/ |
| Elephants and Pyramids | [[A UFO is approaching an elephant. There is a pyramid in the background]]
/ Aliens: According to this book... / [[Inside the UFO]]
/ Aliens: ...Elephantiasis will give us huge balls. / [[The UFO is now over the Elephant]] / [[A beam from the UFO lifts the elephant]] / [[It is halfway]] / [[It is... http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/19/elephants-and-pyramids/ |
| Punch Monster and the Case of the Missing Jewels | Man in hat: Okay everybody... / Man in hat: All the suspects are here in the study.
/ [[There are several people gathered: Man in hat, small newsboy, tall guy in blue fur-lined parka, woman in yellow shirt, and short fat man in red shirt. Punch monster stands in front of woman in yellow shirt.]] / Man... http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/21/punch-monster-and-the-case-of-the-missing-jewels/ |
| The Future | [[A big group of repressed citizens stand in lines, guarded by a soldier while a big face glares from a wall screen]] / [[One of the citizens frowns]] / [[Underneath his striped convict gown, the citizen farts]]
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/26/the-future/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/28/the-cat-drawing/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2007/06/28/the-cat-drawing/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| No Parking | [[Car driving through a packed carpark/parking lot]] / [[Zoom out]] / [[Zoom out more, revealing the carpark/parking lot, is, indeed, packed]] / Man: Dang! No parking. / Man: oh WAIT... ...this is... / Man: ...the FUTURE! [[Car hovers above packed carpark/parking lot]] / [[Car continues to hover,... http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/03/no-parking/ |
| No Parking | [[Car driving through a packed carpark/parking lot]] / [[Zoom out]] / [[Zoom out more, revealing the carpark/parking lot, is, indeed, packed]] / Man: Dang! No parking. / Man: oh WAIT... ...this is... / Man: ...the FUTURE! [[Car hovers above packed carpark/parking lot]] / [[Car continues to hover,... http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/03/no-parking/ |
| Pen Ideas | [[two men, one man is holding a blue pen]]
/ man 1:Look, I appreciate all your hard work, But i'm just not sure the world needs a pen that grows to an extremely big size / [[no dialogue]] / [[the blue pen has grown several times it's original size]] http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/05/pen-ideas/ |
| Pen Ideas | [[two men, one man is holding a blue pen]]
/ man 1:Look, I appreciate all your hard work, But i'm just not sure the world needs a pen that grows to an extremely big size / [[no dialogue]] / [[the blue pen has grown several times it's original size]] http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/05/pen-ideas/ |
| Too Early for Bed | panda: *haaaamh* / panda: sleepy... / [[the panda checks his/her watch]]
/ panda: But it's too early for bed. / panda: Guess I'll do the next best thing. / [[the panda sits on stump staring into space]] / [[the panda thinks about sweeping]] / [[the panda falls asleep]] http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/10/too-early-for-bed/ |
| Too Early for Bed | panda: *haaaamh* / panda: sleepy... / [[the panda checks his/her watch]]
/ panda: But it's too early for bed. / panda: Guess I'll do the next best thing. / [[the panda sits on stump staring into space]] / [[the panda thinks about sweeping]] / [[the panda falls asleep]] http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/10/too-early-for-bed/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/12/decisions/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/12/decisions/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Welcome | [[A man is walking through a field, toward a sign, there is a mountain in the background]] / [[Man reads sign]] / [[Close up of sign]]
/ Welcome to No-Gravity Land / [[Man has mysteriously left the panel, leaving the only the sign and the mountain]] http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/17/welcome/ |
| Welcome | [[A man is walking through a field, toward a sign, there is a mountain in the background]] / [[Man reads sign]] / [[Close up of sign]]
/ Welcome to No-Gravity Land / [[Man has mysteriously left the panel, leaving the only the sign and the mountain]] http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/17/welcome/ |
| Welcome | [[A man is walking through a field, toward a sign, there is a mountain in the background]] / [[Man reads sign]] / [[Close up of sign]]
/ Welcome to No-Gravity Land / [[Man has mysteriously left the panel, leaving the only the sign and the mountain]] http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/17/welcome/ |
| Confidence | [[A guy is getting an idea, a little light bulb pops out of his head]]
/ Guy: I should play a board game. / [[He is standing next to a pile of game boxes, holding one]]
/ Guy: Hmm, this one looks good. / [[On the box]]
/ Text: Confidence: The Game / [[He opens the box]]
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/19/confidence/ |
| Confidence | [[A guy is getting an idea, a little light bulb pops out of his head]]
/ Guy: I should play a board game. / [[He is standing next to a pile of game boxes, holding one]]
/ Guy: Hmm, this one looks good. / [[On the box]]
/ Text: Confidence: The Game / [[He opens the box]]
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/19/confidence/ |
| War and Peace | [[Two soldiers in green uniforms in a bunker]] / [[Closeup of a soldier pulling the pin of a grenade]] / [[The soldier throws the grenade out of the bunker]] / [[A gigantic explosion makes a mushroom cloud that reads PEACE! while the green uniform soldier and black uniform soldier smile at each other]] / {{Author... http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/24/war-and-peace/ |
| War and Peace | [[Two soldiers in green uniforms in a bunker]] / [[Closeup of a soldier pulling the pin of a grenade]] / [[The soldier throws the grenade out of the bunker]] / [[A gigantic explosion makes a mushroom cloud that reads PEACE! while the green uniform soldier and black uniform soldier smile at each other]] / {{Author... http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/24/war-and-peace/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/26/depth-perception/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/26/depth-perception/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Here's the Rent | [[Man is handing check to his landlord]] Man: well here is the rent. / [[Landlord looks at check smiling]] / [[Landlord looks at check in contempt]] / [[Close up of the check.]]
/ Keith Forbes
/ 710 Circle Square
/ Frenso, CA 97235
/ 013
/ July 31, 2007
/ PAY to the order of i hate you $sucky.02
/ sucky... http://buttersafe.com/2007/07/31/heres-the-rent/ |
| Love is in the Air | [[First panel shows a boy smiling to the right with clouds in background]]
/ [[Second panel shows a girl smiling to the left with clouds in background]]
/ [[Third and fourth panels exactly the same as the first two]]
/ [[The fifth panel shows the boy, no longer smiling, with a shoe coming from the right]]
/ [[The... http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/02/love-is-in-the-air/ |
| Love is in the Air | [[First panel shows a boy smiling to the right with clouds in background]]
/ [[Second panel shows a girl smiling to the left with clouds in background]]
/ [[Third and fourth panels exactly the same as the first two]]
/ [[The fifth panel shows the boy, no longer smiling, with a shoe coming from the right]]
/ [[The... http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/02/love-is-in-the-air/ |
| Love is in the Air | [[First panel shows a boy smiling to the right with clouds in background]]
/ [[Second panel shows a girl smiling to the left with clouds in background]]
/ [[Third and fourth panels exactly the same as the first two]]
/ [[The fifth panel shows the boy, no longer smiling, with a shoe coming from the right]]
/ [[The... http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/02/love-is-in-the-air/ |
| Society | Saddest Turtle: Society... it's weighing me down. / [[Saddest Turtle looks down at large anklets on feet]] Saddest Turtle: no...no. it's just these anklets. / {{This is dedicated to Blanka from Street Fighter - Ray}} http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/07/society/ |
| Society | Saddest Turtle: Society... it's weighing me down. / [[Saddest Turtle looks down at large anklets on feet]] Saddest Turtle: no...no. it's just these anklets. / {{This is dedicated to Blanka from Street Fighter - Ray}} http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/07/society/ |
| Consulting the Master | [[A man kneels in front of a master, who sits calmly in lotus position]]
/ Man: Please master, what is the sound of one hand clapping? / [[The master holds out one hand]] / [[Closeup of the master's hand]] / < http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/09/consulting-the-master/ |
| Telemarketers | [[A man sits reading a book, the telephone next to him rings]]
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/14/telemarketers/ |
| Telemarketers | [[A man sits reading a book, the telephone next to him rings]]
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/14/telemarketers/ |
| Suspense | Narrator: In this comic:
/ Narrator: Suspense / [[Person in bed at night]]
/ I hope I don't die in my sleep. / Narrator: Soon / [[Person in bed in the morning]]
/ Phew. http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/16/suspense/ |
| The Regrets We Have | [[A man, Keith Forbes, has entered a room, through a door. In the room is another unnamed man who is wearing glasses and sitting in a chair.]]
/ Keith: Hey, I'm back.
/ Man with glasses in chair: Hey Keith. / Man with glasses in chair: How was the party?
/ Keith: Good! Although... / [[Close up on Keith]]
/ Keith:... http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/21/the-regrets-we-have/ |
| The Regrets We Have | [[A man, Keith Forbes, has entered a room, through a door. In the room is another unnamed man who is wearing glasses and sitting in a chair.]]
/ Keith: Hey, I'm back.
/ Man with glasses in chair: Hey Keith. / Man with glasses in chair: How was the party?
/ Keith: Good! Although... / [[Close up on Keith]]
/ Keith:... http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/21/the-regrets-we-have/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/23/watermelon/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/23/watermelon/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Flying | [[A Penguin is flying]]
/ Penguin: I can fly. / [[Zooms out]]
/ Penguin: Cool / [[The head of a penguin is seen going in the other direction]] / [[Zooms in to Penguin Number 1]]
/ Penguin Number 1: Hey, you can fly too. / [[Zooms in to penguin Number 2]]
/ Penguin Number 2: http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/28/flying/ |
| Flying | [[A Penguin is flying]]
/ Penguin: I can fly. / [[Zooms out]]
/ Penguin: Cool / [[The head of a penguin is seen going in the other direction]] / [[Zooms in to Penguin Number 1]]
/ Penguin Number 1: Hey, you can fly too. / [[Zooms in to penguin Number 2]]
/ Penguin Number 2: http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/28/flying/ |
| a class="searchlink" href="http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/30/turkey-tiger/?ref=nf">http://buttersafe.com/2007/08/30/turkey-tiger/?ref=nf | [untranscribed - please consider transcribing this comic!] |
| Making Baskets | [[A man is playing basketball]]
/ [[A series of eccentric basketball shots are made]]
/ < http://buttersafe.com/2007/09/04/making-baskets/ |
| Object Lesson | [[black panel with white writing]]
/ Writing:
/ In this comic:
/ Two people learn that the same object can be possessed by more than one person, as long as it is only the same /type/ of object and not literally the same object. / [[guy and a girl. the guy is holding a red ball]]
/ Guy: I've got a red ball. / [[guy... http://buttersafe.com/2007/09/06/object-lesson/ |
| Nice Belt | [[two guys, one with a ragin' belt, other giving the thumbs up]]
/ Other guy: wow! hey! / [[close up of belt - it has a star with "TOO COOL" written on it]] / [[other guy]]
/ Other guy: Nice belt! Real snake skin! Where'd you get it? / [[guy with belt]]
/ Belt Guy: well... / [[text: EARLIER]] / [[belt... http://buttersafe.com/2007/09/11/nice-belt/ |
| Potentially Good | Woman: Greg, do you really think this is a good idea? / Greg: I don't know, but dammit I've got to find out. / [Camera pans out to reveal Greg in a cannon aimed at the open mouth of a giant shark, suspended from the ceiling by a rope] http://buttersafe.com/2007/09/13/potentially-good/ |
| What's a Palindrome Anyway? | [[A panda stands alone on a field.]]
/ So... / ...I guess "HONOR" ISN'T a palindrome. / [[The panda is joined by an emu and a monkey with sunglasses carrying a boombox.]]
/ However, "emu love panda dn ape volume" is! /
/ {{If you?re wondering, ?dn ape? is a DNA strand made with monkeys. -Ray}} http://buttersafe.com/2007/09/18/whats-a-palindrome-anyway/ |
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