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| Irregular Webcomic! #1921 | Jamie: What's my name? / / Adam: What is this place? / / Charon: Oh good grief. / / Jamie: Who are you? / / Charon: Charon. / / Charon: Have you a coin for the Ferryman? / / Adam: A coin? / / Charon: If you'd already paid me, you'd remember, surely. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1921.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1922 | Paris 2: The genetic engineer fforbes-Davïs took an ectoplasm sample from you and grew this new cloned body. / / Paris: What?! That makes no sense whatsoever! / / Paris 2: Yes. You're right. / / Paris: Oh no you don't. You can't get away with something that absurd merely by pointing out how ridiculous... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1922.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1923 | [caption]: Meanwhile, in Africa... / / Jane Goodall: [[answering phone]] Dame Jane Goodall. Terry! What's he done now? / / Jane Goodall: [[into phone]] Snakes? What? Scotland?! / / Jane Goodall: [[into phone]] Look Terry, I can't come running across the world whenever Steve gets into trouble. I'm Jane freakin'... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1923.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1924 | Kyros: Actually, we came through the mountains via the Secret Dwarven Kingdom of Dwergenberg. / / Dwalin: Dinnae be tellin' him aboot it! It's a sikkrit, ye gritt dongle! [[translation: Don't tell him about it! It's a secret, you fool!]] / / Villager: Secret Dwarven Kingdom?! In the mountains?! Wow! / / Kyros:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1924.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1925 | Head Death: HATMAKING CHEMICALS, TAKE THIS MAN BEYOND THE VEIL. / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: [[just appeared]] WOT? WHY ME, GUV? / / Head Death: DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW YOU NEGLECTED TO COLLECT THOSE TWO FIREBALL VICTIMS. / / Head Death: CHARON REPORTS HE IS NOW CARTING AROUND TWO WANNABE SCIENTISTS. / / Death... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1925.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1926 | Shakespeare: Hmmm. The silent beat panel really is an overused comic device. / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/1926.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1927 | [[scene: outside Notre Dame Cathedral, Paris]] / / Minnesota Jones: We can't just stand here and let the boy have all the fun of chasing down the Nazis. / / Prof. Jones: What do you propose we do? / / [[They spot a motorcycle with a sidecar parked nearby]] / / Both: [[racing for the motorcycle]] Shotgun! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1927.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1928 | [[scene: The Jedi Temple, Coruscant]] / / Yoda: Lost a planet Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing, how embarrassing. / / Obi-Wan: This is where it ought to be... but it isn't. / / Yoda: Most interesting. How can this be? A thought? / / Jedi Child: Master, because someone erased it from the archive memory. / / Obi-Wan: But... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1928.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1929 | Paris: But fforbes-Davïs said a clone would take months to grow! It's only been two weeks! / / Paris: How do you get DNA from an ectoplasm sample anyway? And how in blazes did you get my personality and memories?! / / Paris 2: I'm not entirely sure. But then I'm not an expert on cloning. / / Paris: But...... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1929.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1930 | Adam: What time is it? / / Jamie: What year is it? / / Adam: What is time, anyway? / / Jamie: Why is the sky blue? / / Adam: Why did the chicken cross the road? / / Jamie: Where did I leave my keys? / / Adam: Why is water wet? / / Jamie: What's for dinner? / / Adam: How many roads must a man walk down? / / Jamie:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1930.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1931 | [[scene: a holding cell in a police station somewhere near Glasgow Airport]] / / Steve: [[behind bars]] What did she say? / / Terry: [[visiting]] She said you're a disgrace to humanity and she hopes you rot in this cell. / / Steve: Crikey! That doesn't sound like Jane Goodall! / / Terry: Actually, what she said... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1931.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1932 | Me: [[standing up]] You can't do this to me! You wait, I'll get even! You haven't heard the last of me!!! / / Head Death: OH, I THINK I HAVE. / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: [[dragging Me away by the arm]] LET'S GO BEFORE 'E GETS SMUG. / / Me: [[walking across the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]]... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1932.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1933 | Dwalin: Luik, laddy, there's nae rilly a sikkrit dwarven kingdom... [[translation: Look, sir, there's not really a secret dwarven kingdom...]] / / Villager: Now why would dwarves build a secret kingdom in the Orcrift Mountains? / / Mordekai: Probably on account of the rich veins of gold and gems. / / Dwalin:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1933.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1934 | [[scene: Will Shakespeare's office]] / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/1934.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1935 | Paris: A wizard did it?? Look, this is ridiculous enough that I'm dropping out of character and appealing directly to the GM. / / Paris: GM, hello, what the hell is going on with this storyline? / / Paris: GM? / / Iki Piki: Okay, now this is spooky. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1935.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1936 | Haken: [[looking behind the truck]] Ach! Herr Doktor Jones is chasing us on a horse! Und he is gaining on us! / / Haken: Curse this city! / / Erwin: [[driving]] It is Paris, Herr Kolonel. One of die most beautiful and romantic cities in Europe. Die City of Light. / / Haken: Ja, I see them! Traffic lights! Can... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1936.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1937 | Charon: I'm taking you to the River Mnemosyne. / / Adam: What's that? / / Charon: The waters of the Mnemosyne will restore your memories. / / Jamie: What's a memory? / / Adam: What's water? / / Charon: Oh for crying out loud! / / Jamie: Well, I don't need to ask what that is. I get it from the tone of voice. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1937.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1938 | [[scene: An island off the coast of Antigua. Captain Ponsonby and the Mate have unearthed a large treasure chest.]] / / Wendy: The treasure! At last! It be all mine! / / Ponsonby: I wouldn't be so hasty, Miss Wenchgood. It has an ancient pirate curse, written on this plaque. Here, read it. / / Wendy: "This treasure... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1938.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1939 | Quarantine Officer: Right. We've rounded up 14 red-bellied red snakes, 6 black-bellied black snakes, and 9 green-all-over snakes. / / Steve: What about the two giant Peruvian mountain anacondas? / / Quarantine Officer: Don't be ridiculous. There's no such snake. / / Aircraft Technician 1: Does this look like... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1939.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1940 | Villager: Well, I'm afraid I'm going to have to call the town guard to arrest you and have you tried for theft and excessive use of fire magic. / / Kyros: What are the penalties for those? / / Villager: Pretty severe, but not as harsh as what's written in our legal code for mind control. / / Kyros: Oh? / / Villager:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1940.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1941 | [[scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death. Me and Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals are walking across it.]] / / Me: That Head Death was pretty darn smug. / / Me: How could he possibly get any smugger? / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: 'E'S SOOPERNACH'RAL, IN'T 'E? / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1941.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1942 | [[Shakespeare, same pose as last comic, silent]] / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / Mercutio: Will! Good to see you back at work! / / Shakespeare: I've been waiting for someone to say that. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1942.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1943 | [[scene: The streets of Paris. Minnesota Jones is driving the motorcycle, with Prof. Jones in the sidecar, after the Nazis.]] / / Prof. Jones: This reminds me of a chap who emigrated from Zagreb to my university just after the Great War. Used to ferry people around in his sidecar all the time. / / Prof. Jones:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1943.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1944 | Serron: Be careful about applying logic to prove this can't possibly be Paris. Remember what happened last time. / / Serron: She turned out to be a slavering xenomorph intent on killing us all. / / Spanners: So... you're saying it's better if we don't find that out? / / Serron: No... then she won't be! / / Spanners:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1944.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1945 | Charon: The River Mnemosyne. Drink from it to recover your memories. / / Adam: What will it do to us? / / Charon: Restore your memories. Drink. / / Jamie: What will it do to us? / / Charon: Your memory will return. Now drink. / / Adam: What will it do to us? / / Charon: Just drink already! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1945.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1946 | Steve: Crikey! The Peruvian mountain anacondas must have escaped! / / Steve: It's okay though. You'll find them easy enough. As long as there's no highlands around for them to hide in. / / [[beat]] / / Quarantine Officer: This is Scotland. / / Steve: So? http://irregularwebcomic.net/1946.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1947 | Wendy: Arrr! We be needin' the key! / / Ponsonby: Or we could just apply a jolly good blow with a pick. / / Wendy: Nay! Be ye addled? Ye be underestimatin' the pirate curse! Do ye nay fear Death? / / Ponsonby: Death? Pah! Death has no plans for me! / / [[scene change: Head Death's desk on the Infinite Featureless... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1947.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1948 | Villager: Guards! Arrest these adventurers! / / Kyros: Stand back! / / Alvissa: Kyros, no! They're innocent villagers! / / Kyros: Who, in the darkness of their own hearts, is truly innocent? http://irregularwebcomic.net/1948.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1949 | [[Monty leaps from horse on to truck]] / / [[scrambles for a hold]] / / [[clings on precariously to outside of truck]] / / Ginny: You could have just jumped straight in the back here, you know. I'm not going to stop you. / / Monty: Now you tell me! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1949.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1950 | [[scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death. Me walks next to Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals.]] / / [[silent beat]] / / [[silent beat]] / / Me: The suspense is killing me. / / [[silent beat]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/1950.html |
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