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| Irregular Webcomic! #271 | Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: [[as Steve stands over the dead Cthulhu]] WELL, CTHULHU'S DEAD AGAIN. THAT'S MY CUE TO ACTION. IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. / / Terry: There are multiple Deaths? / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: WE HAVE A DOZEN ON STANDBY JUST FOR STEVE. / / Steve: [[running up]] Look out... http://irregularwebcomic.net/271.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #272 | Erwin: [[returning to the cell]] I must inform you die good Herr Kolonel und die evil Herr Kolonel fought to der death over that Spear. / / Monty: And??? / Erwin: Die news is not so good for you, I'm afraid. / / Prof. Jones: You mean...? / Erwin: Ja. / / Erwin: Die only dead Nazi is a good Nazi. http://irregularwebcomic.net/272.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #273 | Terry: [[as Steve wrestles Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs to the ground]] Steve! That's Death! You can't just wrestle him like that! / / Steve: [[letting the poor Death up]] Death? Oh, I thought he was a bit undernourished. Looks a bit peaky to me. No offence, mate. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered... http://irregularwebcomic.net/273.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #274 | Alvissa: You're looking very muscular today, Lambert / / Lambert: Yeah, I've been doing weight training. The only problem is, I can't stop. / / Alvissa: Why not? / / Lambert: It's hobbit-firming. http://irregularwebcomic.net/274.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #275 | Prof. Jones: [[pacing the small cell]] I don't care what they do to us, I'm not telling the Nazis anything! / / Monty: But they'll torture us! / Prof. Jones: Let them try. / Monty: And kill us! / Prof. Jones: I'll die with dignity. / / Monty: And make us eat sauerkraut! / / Prof. Jones: [[As Haken approaches the cell]]... http://irregularwebcomic.net/275.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #276 | Me: [[at the computer]] Man, I don't know how these webcomic authors do it. / / Me: [[reading a comic]] / / Me: [[reading another comic]] / / Me: [[looking up]] I don't think I could be funny every day like that. http://irregularwebcomic.net/276.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #277 | Head Death: Ah, Choking On A Giant Frog, sit down. / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: Yes, sir. / / Head Death: I know Cthulhu choked on a giant frog, but he's a Great Old One. You can't go around hauling them in willy-nilly. / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: Oh? So they can defy Death, can they? Who's... http://irregularwebcomic.net/277.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #278 | Monty: How are we going to get out of here, dad? / Prof. Jones: Well, we have to follow the correct protocols. / / Monty: Protocols? / Prof. Jones: From the Treaty of Versailles. Rules laid down for escaping Nazi cells. / / Monty: Rules?! / Prof. Jones: Oh yes. The protocol in question is discussed in a document... / / Prof.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/278.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #279 | Paris: [[looking at the crew's outfits]] How come here in the future everyone wears solid, bright colours? / / Paris: You never see people in space wearing tartan, or paisley, or Hawaiian floral prints! / / Paris: What's happened to human aesthetics in the past 400 years?! / / Iki Piki: Looks like someone took... http://irregularwebcomic.net/279.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #280 | Sallah: [[outside the cell]] Monty! At last, I found you! / Monty: Sallah! Get us out of here! What took you so long? / / Sallah: Sorry Monty. A shipment of cherries arrived at the marketplace, and you know how much I like them... / / Monty: Yes, I remember... you eat them whole. But that doesn't take long.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/280.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #281 | King of Nigeria: Finance Minister, my health is failing fast. We must find an heir to the throne of Nigeria. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: My research has found your long-lost twin brother, your highness! But although he will inherit your fortune... / / Nigerian Finance Minister: ... the bureaucracy demands... http://irregularwebcomic.net/281.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #282 | Monty: [[driving away in an escape car]] Whew! It's good to be out of the clutches of the Nazis and on our way home. / / Prof. Jones: Junior! I've just remembered! We must go back! / / Monty: What for, dad? Did we leave your Grail Diary in Berlin?! / / Prof. Jones: No... I still have a chapter to go on that mystery... http://irregularwebcomic.net/282.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #283 | Yoda: When ajar it is. / Luke: Huh? / / Yoda: When a door not a door is? Hmm? / / Luke: Master Yoda... how many times do I have to tell you? / / Luke: You keep saying things back to front - the punchline comes last. http://irregularwebcomic.net/283.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #284 | Terry: The King of Nigeria? I find this very hard to believe, Steve. / / Steve: Ah, come on Terry. If it's on the Internet, it must be true! / / Steve: Besides, Nigeria's got lots of beaut animals. Remember last time we went to Africa? / / Terry: Yes... I never thought I'd see Jane Goodall get quite that angry... / Steve:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/284.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #285 | Amidala: Ani? My goodness, you've grown. / / Anakin: So have you... grown more beautiful, I mean... / / Anakin: Actually... you look exactly the same as ten years ago! I've grown up, but you've stayed the same age! / / Amidala: I have a really good skin cream... http://irregularwebcomic.net/285.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #286 | Shakespeare: [[checking his email]] "Dear Mr Shakespeare," / / Shakespeare: "We regret that your manuscript, Hamlet, at 32,253 words, did not reach our target word count." / / Shakespeare: "However, please don't let this discourage you..." / / Shakespeare: "... as most first time NaNoWriMo participants never... http://irregularwebcomic.net/286.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #287 | Steve: [[flying with Terry in a plane to Nigeria]] I'm really looking forward to meeting this King of Nigeria bloke, Terry. / / Terry: This trip is absolutely ridiculous, Steve. You can't be the current King's twin brother. / Steve: Why not? / / Terry: He instituted laws to protect wildlife from being approached... http://irregularwebcomic.net/287.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #288 | Iki Piki: So, how does the ship's new supercomputer work? / Spanners: Oh, it's really quite clever. / / Spanners: It uses time travel technology to steal CPU cycles from computers in the past. / / Spanners: With so many underutilised computers in the past, we have almost limitless computing power! / / Iki Piki:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/288.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #289 | Nigerian Finance Minister: Ah, Mr Steve. Thank you for coming to Nigeria. / Terry: He's not the King's twin! / / Nigerian Finance Minister: We've been looking forward to meeting you. / Terry: He's not Nigerian! / / Nigerian Finance Minister: I'd like you to meet your long-lost twin brother, the King. / Terry: He's... http://irregularwebcomic.net/289.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #290 | Alvissa: Do you have a god, Draak? / Draak: Yes, Draak have god. / / Alvissa: I've never seen you pray. What's he a god of? / Draak: God of Eat. We pray long time past, but no more. / / Alvissa: What happened? / Draak: He eat too much, get fat. Now we not pray to him. / / Lambert: Ah. So he's orisontally challenge... http://irregularwebcomic.net/290.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #291 | Nigerian Finance Minister: Mr Steve, you brought the $800 for the copy of your birth certificate, proving you are the King's twin? / / Terry: It's a scam! Steve, don't give them any money! / Steve: I mailed a cheque ahead. Didn't you get it? / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Ah, no... It must have got lost... / Steve:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/291.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #292 | Yoda: How four banthas into a speeder do you fit? / / Luke: Huh? I don't know... how? / / Yoda: You cannot! The speeder full of tauntauns already is! / / Yoda: Ho ho ho ho ho ho! Mine, mine! Funny it is! / Luke: Some Jedi master this has turned out to be... http://irregularwebcomic.net/292.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #293 | Nigerian Finance Minister: [[handing over a certificate]] Mr Steve, we've processed your application. Here's your Nigerian birth certificate. / / Terry: It's a worthless scrap of paper! / Nigerian Flunky: Finance Minister! The King has succumbed to his illness! / / Nigerian Finance Minister: The King is dead!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/293.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #294 | Me: [[staring at the Irregular Webcomic archives]] I'm getting into a rut. Earlier comics did more original things. / / Me: Recent ones have just been the standard four panels. I need something more creative. Different. / / Me: [[as he gets an idea]] I know! / / Me: [[slaps forehead in frustration]]D'oh!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/294.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #295 | Steve: I've been wondering, Terry. When do I inherit this vast Nigerian fortune? When can I make new laws? / / Terry: Ah, good to see you thinking straight again and questioning this whole set up, Steve. / / Steve: Too right. I reckon the first thing I'll do is change that law about not approaching wildlife... / / Terry:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/295.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #296 | Iki Piki: I'm still unsure about stealing computer cycles from the past. Are you sure the technology is safe? / / Spanners: Absolutely! Compuchronic transfer is foolproof. Now let me just bring up our navigation parameters... / / [[The star-background on the screens is now the blue screen of death]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/296.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #297 | Terry: [[on the phone]] Jane? Jane Goodall? Hi. It's Terry. / / Jane Goodall: Terry! Long time, no hear. How are you? / / Terry: I'm in trouble, Jane. Can you come to Nigeria and help me out? / / Jane Goodall: Sure, no problem. Say, whatever happened to that jerkwad Steve you were dating? http://irregularwebcomic.net/297.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #298 | Serron: Ohmygod! The computer's malfunctioned on hyperspace injection! Abort! Abort! / / Iki Piki: Hang on... / / Iki Piki: I see "Abort", but what are these "Retry" and "Ignore" options? http://irregularwebcomic.net/298.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #299 | Nigerian Finance Minister: Now, Mr Steve, I must warn you that by accepting the office of King, you are dedicating yourself to Nigeria. / / Steve: Crikey! No worries. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: You are pledging to defend Nigeria to the death! / / Steve: I've stared Death in the face before. I even wrestled... http://irregularwebcomic.net/299.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #300 | Draak: Oops... 'Scuse Draak. http://irregularwebcomic.net/300.html |
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