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| Irregular Webcomic! #2974 | [[scene: on board a zeppelin, over London]] / / Nazi Zeppelin Ensign: Die Zeppelin fleet is over London und ready to begin bombing, Herr Kapitan. / / Nazi Zeppelin Captain: Sehr gut... / / Long Tom: Arrrr! Hands up! We be takin' over this vessel! / / Nazi Zeppelin Captain: What? Who are you? How did you get on board?? / / Long... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2974.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2975 | Young Jamie: Wait. I'm getting a faint signal from 1933. Looks like a prototype teleport booth was activated briefly then. / / Young Adam: Great! We can go back to then and kill Hitler before the war! / / Young Jamie: It'll be dangerous. / / Young Adam: Danger is my middle name. / / Young Jamie: It is? Really? / / Young... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2975.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2976 | Sallah: They're no longer those wacky Nazis we once knew. They'e conniving, efficient, and ruthless. / / Sallah: They backstabbed Chamberlain. They conquered France in a lightning attack. / / Minnesota Jones: Some sort of "blitzen-krieg"? / / Sallah: In short, the Nazis cannot be trusted. / / Prof. Jones: But Colonel... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2976.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2977 | Alvissa: Can you follow the tracks? / / Mordekai: Through a foetid swamp, where every footfall is swallowed by the sucking mud... / / Mordekai: ... and, yea, slimy things do crawl, with legs, upon the slimy slime, erasing all trace of those desperate enough to traverse this treacherous muck? / / Alvissa: Oh,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2977.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2978 | Young Jamie: 1933 it is then. Bring the cat. We wouldn't want it to end up lost in time. Who knows what could happen then? / / SFX: Zzzzaaaaaaaaaaap!!! / / [[Young Adam and Jamie appear in identical teleporters in a different location]] / / Young Adam: Wow. Where are we? / / Young Jamie: I think we're lost. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2978.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2979 | Isaac Newton: No time to dawdle. We need to take you back so you can murder yourself. / / Me: Actually... I don't mind if we dawdle a little bit. / / Lewis Carroll: We could have a tea party! / / Galileo: But there's no room! No room! / / Young Jane Goodall: Has anyone ever told you you're mad? / / Lewis Carroll: I... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2979.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2980 | Loren: No time to dawdle. We need to get to Berlin. / / Ishmael: What for? / / Loren: To stop the Nazis from winning World War II. / / Ishmael: But... the Nazis didn't win. / / Loren: Exactly. / / Ishmael: Huh? / / Man in Black: There's no such thing as Nazis. / / Loren: Oh, shut up. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2980.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2981 | Young Adam: There's a balcony. Let's look around outside. / / Young Jamie: Well, we're in Berlin. There's the Brandenburg Gate, the Tiergarten, the Spree River... Adam! We're in the Reichstag! / / Young Adam: ... There's a swarm of Germans at a Nazi Party rally... / / Young Jamie: And, giving the speech... there's... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2981.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2982 | Caption: Bune Starport Control / / Ira: Hey Stan, there's something weird here. We have two ships named Legacy with the same registration. / / Stan: Eh. Probably someone trying to rort the system. / / Ira: By paying their berthing fee twice? / / Stan: Have they actually paid? / / Ira: No. / / Stan: There you go.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2982.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2983 | [[scene: Berlin, 1940]] / / Terry: How can we possibly fix what's wrong with the time stream? / / Jane Goodall: There must be research labs around here somewhere. Let's find them. / / Terry: How will that help? / / Jane Goodall: Nazi science sneers at the space-time continuum. / / Jane Goodall: We're going to wipe... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2983.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2984 | [[scene: the Reichstag, 1933]] / / Young Haken: Enjoying die view? / / Young Adam: Oops. Er, who are you? / / Young Haken: Hauptmann Haken. But after capturing two Amerikaner spies I am sure to receive die promotion! / / Young Jamie: Well, that's a marvellous start to preventing the war. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2984.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2985 | Mordekai: This is futile. Years we've been on this quest and what have we achieved? / / [[beat]] / / Kyros: We crossed the Orcrift Mountains. / / Mordekai: Anyone could have done that! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2985.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2986 | Spanners: Paris, you've found the past Iki Piki and Serron. You have to leave them at the hospital. It's imperative they don't meet their future selves. / / Paris: [[over phone]] I was just about to pay for their organ transplants. / / Spanners: No, don't! / / Spanners: They must make that desperate bet on the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2986.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2987 | Ophelia: This is terrible! We're locked in a cell in Oxford, accused of being German spies, while the Nazis subject London to the most severe bombing of the war! / / Mercutio: It could be worse. / / Ophelia: How?! / / Mercutio: We could be in London. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2987.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2988 | Young Adam: This is terrible! We're locked in a cell in Berlin, accused of being American spies, while the Nazis are rallying in support of Hitler conquering Europe! / / Young Jamie: It could be worse. / / Young Adam: How?! / / Young Jamie: The building could be on fire. / / Young Adam: Oooh... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2988.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2989 | Receptionist: Hey! What are you doing here? / / Cthulhu: FHTAGN. / / Receptionist: This is the Paradox Department! You can't be here!! / / [[beat]] / / Receptionist: Oh, right. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2989.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2990 | Jane Goodall: The Nazi Science labs. Everything we need to repair the time-space continuum. / / Yeti: But it's folded in on itself. We have to unfold it and refold it in its proper shape. / / Jane Goodall: Exactly. / / Yeti: But... we'd need an expert in astrophysics and origami to do that! / / Charity Collector... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2990.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2991 | Mordekai: Stupid quest. / / Alvissa: An ancient elven philosopher had a good description of you, Mordekai. "Without the naysayer, goals would be less fulfilling." / / Mordekai: Elven philosophy? Wow, you haven't quoted that for years. / / Alvissa: As another ancient elven philosopher once said: "If you don't... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2991.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2992 | Young Jamie: All right, let's get out of here. / / Young Adam: How? / / Young Jamie: I have some dental floss. We can use it to wear away the bars and cut through them. / / Young Adam: That's a myth! / / Young Jamie: Like Nazi space colonies, Martians, and time travel? / / Young Adam: Those are believable! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2992.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2993 | Monty: This is terrible! We're locked in a cell in Berlin while the Führer's Nazi armies are conquering Europe! / / Prof. Jones: It could be worse. / / Monty: How? / / Offscreen voice: Someone you despise could come along to bust you out with a smug air of superiority. / / Prof. Jones: Dr Smith! / / Monty: Ginny! / / Ginny:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2993.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2994 | Past Iki Piki: This is terrible! We're locked in a hospital on Bune while our future selves are out destroying the time-space continuum! / / Past Serron: It could be worse. / / Past Iki Piki: How? / / Past Serron: We could be our future selves. / / Past Iki Piki: We will be! / / Past Serron: Oh, yeah. / / Past... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2994.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2995 | Terry: So how do we unfold reality? / / Charity Collector Guy: First we have to find the crease lines. There's obviously one running through Berlin in 1940. / / Charity Collector Guy: One end of this crease will be the divergence point, where Hitler became a brain in a jar. / / Steve: Generating an increase of... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2995.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2996 | Mordekai: I'm a bit worried about Lambert. What if he's been captured by a ravenous monster with a penchant for baking fancy cakes? / / Dwalin: Why would tha' be bad? [[Translation: Why would that be bad?]] / / Mordekai: Then the monster could eat his cake, and hobbit too. / / [[beat]] / / Dwalin: Dinnae give oop... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2996.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2997 | Shakespeare: The Battle of Britain. Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. / / Winston Churchill: Oooh. That's good. / / Minister: Good? They're German spies, Prime Minister. / / Winston Churchill: Nonsense! Anyone who commands English that well can't possibly be a foreign... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2997.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2998 | [[Paris and Quercus meet Past Paris and Past Quercus on the streets of Bune.]] / / Past Paris: Are you us from the past or the future? / / Paris: That's tricky. We're younger than you, but we have your memories. / / Quercus: Actually, I don't remember meeting ourselves like this. / / Paris: I said it was tricky... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2998.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2999 | Mordekai: We'll never find the Golden Citadel. / / Alvissa: Look! The Golden Citadel! / / Mordekai: We'll never find Lambert. / / Lambert: Hi guys! / / [[beat]] / / Mordekai: We'll never find true happiness. / / Lambert: Am I ever glad to see you! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2999.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3000 | Ginny: Erwin and I have been coordinating efforts to stop the Nazis. / / Monty: Erwin? What? But he put us in the cell. / / Ginny: He's working undercover. Has been since before you met him. How do you think you managed to escape Haken's clutches every time? / / Monty: But... / / Ginny: Oh, and we got married. / / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3000.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3001 | Erwin: Quickly, this way. / / Young Adam: Who are you? / / Erwin: My name is Erwin. I am die son of a Jewish shopkeeper. I faked my identity und joined die Nazis so I could work against them from die inside. / / Young Jamie: Wow, that's brave of you. One man alone against the Nazis is a daunting proposition. / / Erwin:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3001.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3002 | Lambert: Gollum dragged me away in the dark. When dawn came, I found myself here near the Golden Citadel. / / Lambert: I just hung around here figuring you guys would arrive before long, since this is the goal of our quest. / / Kyros: Wow. You're quite the optimist. / / Lambert: Either that or get lost in the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3002.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #3003 | Shakespeare: Wow, writing speeches for Winston Churchill. This is a dream come true! / / Shakespeare: We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile, / / Shakespeare: This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in England... http://irregularwebcomic.net/3003.html |
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