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| Irregular Webcomic! #331 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: The interesting part about this job is seeing how people react when they see us and realise they're dead. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: For some it's fear of the unkown. For others relief at being released from the mortal coil. Some are angry and defiant. / / Death... http://irregularwebcomic.net/331.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #332 | Charity Collector Guy: This really is a great weight-loss program. / / Charity Collector Guy: Of course, it's cheaper if you normally eat a lot of fried food. / / Steve: Crikey! Why is that? / / Charity Collector Guy: Because of our frequent fryer discount. http://irregularwebcomic.net/332.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #333 | [caption]: Here comes Azathoth! Here comes Azathoth! Right down Azathoth lane! Nyarlathotep and all his shoggoths are driving you insane. / / [caption]: Men are dreaming, children screaming http://irregularwebcomic.net/333.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #334 | Spanners: We're under attack! Quick! Defence plan Zeta! / / Spanners: [[Outside scene showing two ships]] Watch out, they're coming in on heading 231. New course: Heading 435, mark 7! / / Spanners: [[Back on the bridge]] What are you waiting for! They're nearly on us! / / Iki Piki: Sorry, I can never keep those... http://irregularwebcomic.net/334.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #335 | Darth Vader: My master? / Emperor: Yes, Lord Vader? I sense something disturbing you. What is it? / / Darth Vader: You know sound doesn't travel through space, right? / / Emperor: Yes, of course. / / Darth Vader: So why do our TIE fighters broadcast a radio beacon so that Rebel fighters can hear us coming in from... http://irregularwebcomic.net/335.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #336 | Ophelia: Will, we have a problem. / / Shakespeare: Yes, Ophelia? What is it? / / Ophelia: Your dog got into the server room again! Go remove him before Mr Marlowe finds out! / / Shakespeare: [[opening the server room door]] Out, damned Spot! Out, I say! http://irregularwebcomic.net/336.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #337 | Nigerian Finance Minister: And this is our Finance Department. / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat 1: Have you seen this? He claims a dozen chimps as dependents! / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat 2: Look here. Fifty pairs of khaki safari shorts and laundry bills to remove mud from them all! / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat... http://irregularwebcomic.net/337.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #338 | Wendy: We pirates be havin' a lot of different slang terms, don't we cap'n? / Long Tom Short: Aye Wendy, that we do. / / Wendy: Do ye ever be worryin' that we'll forget any? / Long Tom Short: Arrr, there be no danger o' that. / / Wendy: Why be that, cap'n? / / Long Tom Short: We be keepin' them in an arrr-chive! http://irregularwebcomic.net/338.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #339 | Me: My comic is a year old today. / / Me: [[flashing four fingers]] 4000 readers and a paying gig in Pyramid magazine. / / Me: [[holding up a copy of The Hobbit]] In its first year of publication, The Hobbit had two printings totalling a mere 3800 copies. / / Me: [[sneering]] Eat your heart out, J.R.R.! http://irregularwebcomic.net/339.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #340 | [caption]: [[in the style of the medieval Bayeux Tapestry]] In the year of our lord 1066 a dire omen is seen in the heavens / [caption]: Fell beasts stalk the land / [caption]: Only one man dares oppose them / Steve: Crikey! This dragon's a bit stroppy! http://irregularwebcomic.net/340.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #341 | Iki Piki: Hang on... heading 435? Aren't there only 360 degrees in a full circle? / Spanners: Do it! I'll explain later. / / Iki Piki: Okay... course laid in. So explain. / Spanners: Good. You know we have a quantum hyperdrive? / / Iki Piki: Yeah, yeah, quantum tunnelling across space, you explained that before. / Spanners:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/341.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #342 | Doctor: This is very odd. This man died of a crushed pelvis... / / Doctor: ... but this x-ray doesn't show any fractures. / / [[Scene change: Head Death's office]] / Head Death: Ah, Having Your Pelvis Crushed, sit down. / Death by Having Your Pelvis Crushed: Yes, sir. / / Head Death: I hear you've been photocopying... http://irregularwebcomic.net/342.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #343 | [sound]: [[Policeman knocking]] Knock! Knock! / / Policeman: Would you happen to be the King of Nigeria? / Steve: Actually, yes, I am. Why? Who are you? / / Policeman: Interpol. We understand you've been mass-mailing illegal 419 scams. You're under arrest. / / Steve: Crikey! http://irregularwebcomic.net/343.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #344 | Alvissa: Those teeth are pretty fearsome. / Draak: Yes. Draak care for teeth. Keep sharp! / / Alvissa: They must come in handy! / Draak: Big teeth good much time. Bite orc spleen! / / Draak: But big teeth not all time good. / Mordekai: How so? / / Draak: Bite tongue hurt real bad. http://irregularwebcomic.net/344.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #345 | Steve: [[inside an Interpol prison cell]] Terry, this is terrible. You have to get me out of here! / / Terry: [[standing outside the cell]] Steve, they say you've been using the Internet to scam people out of thousands of dollars. / / Steve: Internet? Crikey! Is that like the nets we use to catch crocs? / / Terry:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/345.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #346 | Kyros: Draak is your bodyguard, right? Do you pay him in gold? / Draak: Draak not need gold. / / Kyros: So how do you pay him? / Lambert: His tribe is fighting a long war, and they're short on armour. I pay him in mail. / / Kyros: Doesn't that get expensive? / Lambert: Not really... / / Lambert: ... he works for s... http://irregularwebcomic.net/346.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #347 | Terry: Steve, I've talked to the judge who's presiding over your trial, and she says they'll consider letting you off. / / Terry: But you'll need to turn state's evidence against these Nigerian e-mail scammers. / / Steve: Crikey! Isn't that a dangerous thing to do? / / Terry: No, they assure me it's 100% confidential... http://irregularwebcomic.net/347.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #348 | Obi-Wan: [[sitting in a speeder with Luke]] Tell me, young Luke, how does this vehicle hover? / / Luke: Er... it's the Force? / / Obi-Wan: You can't fool me. I'm the Jedi here. / / Luke: Okay, okay... It's really just done with mirrors. http://irregularwebcomic.net/348.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #349 | Policeman: So have you decided to turn state's evidence? Tell us all you know about these Nigerian scammers? / / Steve: But crikey! I don't know anything! / / [[silent beat]] / / Terry: No comment. http://irregularwebcomic.net/349.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #350 | Paris: So Iki Piki, tell me about your family. / / Iki Piki: My primary dad was a rancher on this huge prairie planet. / / Iki Piki: He owned a trillion head of cattle, and was thinking about buying another trillion. / / Paris: Wow. Did he? / Iki Piki: No, it was two terabull to contemplate. http://irregularwebcomic.net/350.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #351 | Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: The King is in trouble! He's been arrested in Australia! / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Yes, I know, don't worry. It's all under control. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: We've sent the best legal expert in all of Nigeria to represent him at trial. / / [[Scene change: inside the court]] / Nigerian... http://irregularwebcomic.net/351.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #352 | Stormtrooper: Lord Vader, we've discovered where the old Jedi Master hid your son. / / Darth Vader: Of all the backwater worlds, nondescript wilderness refuges, diabolically isolated sanctuaries, and devious boltholes in the entire galaxy, where did that cunning devil conceal him? / / Stormtrooper: He was... http://irregularwebcomic.net/352.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #353 | Judge: Mr Nigerian Legal Expert, do you deny the allegation that your client is responsible for mass e-mail scams? / / Nigerian Legal Expert: Not only do I deny the allegation, I defy the allegator! / / Steve: Alligator?! Crikey! Where?! / / Judge: Mr Prosecutor, are you able to demonstrate the defendant is even... http://irregularwebcomic.net/353.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #354 | [caption]: Na ëlbeleth ranaêl dá Gilthanion, më renniél la pellaneon,/Dorhanneth tûr il beldereth na gallanë marunithir./Sor Rianni mareth têl dá haludir, më renniél manudir,/Foranní doraleth mallen tûr il bora thélinir.//Pá suliness malunithar têl dá Gilthanion ondaerieal,/Morranneth tûr il helleneth... http://irregularwebcomic.net/354.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #355 | Terry: Your Honour, I wish to call a new witness. / Judge: This is highly irregular. The defendant's legal counsel should be the one calling witnesses. / / Terry: May I respectfully remind Your Honour that the defendant is entitled to competent legal counsel...? / / Judge: Hmmm. You're right. I'll allow anyone... http://irregularwebcomic.net/355.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #356 | Shakespeare: [[at his computer]] Hey Ophelia, check this out. / Ophelia: What are you doing, Will? / / Shakespeare: Checking NASA's web site to see the latest progress of the Mars rover. / / Ophelia: Why aren't the images in the browser moving? / / Shakespeare: Watch and pray, that ye enter not into bandwidth overload:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/356.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #357 | Judge: So who's this surprise witness? / / Steve: Crikey! Jane Goodall! / / Jane Goodall: As much as I hate to say it, Your Honour, this is a terrible miscarriage of justice. / / Steve: Jane, don't tell them about that little misunderstanding with the chimps... http://irregularwebcomic.net/357.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #358 | [caption]: If Davy Jones be having a gym membership: / / Gym Guy: [[upon examining Mr. Jones' locker]] Hey Mr Jones, how many times do we have to tell you? One more drowned body in here and we'll cancel your membership! http://irregularwebcomic.net/358.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #359 | Jane Goodall: This man is not the King of Nigeria. / Steve: Crikey! What?! / / Steve: But I got a Nigerian birth certificate. It proves I'm the late King's brother. I was crowned! / / Prosecutor: There! You heard him! He admits it! What evidence could you possibly have that proves he's not the King of Nigeria? / / Jane... http://irregularwebcomic.net/359.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #360 | Iki Piki: So, tell me about your family, Paris. / Paris: I never really knew my father. / / Paris: My mother hired him as a sex slave. He was a clone of a 20th century actor called Rob Lowe. / / Paris: Very popular model. They made a billion copies of him, apparently. / / Iki Piki: So your dad... / Paris: Yeah, he... http://irregularwebcomic.net/360.html |
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