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| Irregular Webcomic! #391 | [caption]: The Jones' route from India to Venezuela. [[A map, with statutory red dotted line from India to Venezuela]] / / Prof. Jones: [[sitting in a plane]] You know, Junior, travelling west all the time makes that red line tricky to read in the right direction... http://irregularwebcomic.net/391.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #392 | Martian 1: [[to the new skeleton beside him]] Hey, who are you? / / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: DEATH OF BEING GROUND BY A MARS ROVER ROCK ABRASION TOOL. / / Martian 1: Wow, I've heard of specialised, but you must have been waiting forever... / / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover... http://irregularwebcomic.net/392.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #393 | Anakin: And not only do they need to import ludicrous amounts of food, but think of all the sewage! / / Qui-Gon: Actually, Anakin, Coruscant has solved both those problems with a very ingenious solution, hidden below the city. / / [[silent beat]] / / Jar Jar: Meesa like mushroom soup! / Ric Olie: You won't after... http://irregularwebcomic.net/393.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #394 | Hitler's Brain: We need die new plan to overwhelm der Russian Army. / / Hitler's Brain: My South American spies tell me there are fantastische creatures there who could form invincible units! / / Hitler's Brain: Tyrannenmacht! Plesioschiffen! Pteranowaffe! / / Haken: You've been reading die English schweinhund... http://irregularwebcomic.net/394.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #395 | Martian 1: So I'm dead? / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: YES. [[The rover gets bored, and wanders away, slowly]] / / Martian 1: Hey, why are you an Earthling skeleton and not a Martian skeleton? / / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: YOU HAVE EXOSKELETONS. / / Martian... http://irregularwebcomic.net/395.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #396 | Anakin: Ok, even if you could grow enough food on-planet to feed everyone on Coruscant, consider how much energy you'd need. / / Anakin: Greenhouse lighting, hydroponic reticulation, gas exchange, plus the actual energy consumption of the civilisation. / / Anakin: That's at least 10^18 watts of waste heat.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/396.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #397 | Hitler's Brain: So! Your flight leaves for Venezuela at once! / Erwin: Jawohl! / Haken: Jawohl! / / Erwin: Ach. This is terrible. Why do we have to be carried along by that old gasbag again? / / Haken: Erwin! How dare you refer to die Fuhrer in such terms! / / Erwin: I was talking about our flight on die Graf Zeppelin.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/397.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #398 | NASA Guy 1: The rover has found life on Mars! / / NASA Guy 2: Amazing! What does it look like?! / / NASA Guy 1: [[looking at the transmision from the Rover]] Er... a giant frog. / / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: [[to Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs]] YOU DO REALISE THE BOSS... http://irregularwebcomic.net/398.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #399 | Me: Oh man, another email telling me that Coruscant is actually physically plausible, and not as stupid as I make it sound. / / Me: Time to take some drastic action. / / [[Scene change: Head Death's office]] / Head Death: Ah, Being Impaled By A Javelin. Sit down. / Death Of Being Impaled By A Javelin: Yes, sir. / / Head... http://irregularwebcomic.net/399.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #400 | Monty: Sallah! Good to see you again. You have our transport inland to the mysterious plateau? / / Sallah: Yes, Monty. Via Uruguay. / Monty: Uruguay? But that's a bit roundabout, isn't it? / / Sallah: Yes, but I have to visit my aunt. I promised I would next time I was in South America. / / Prof. Jones: Don't worry,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/400.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #401 | Head Death: [[at his desk]] Ah, Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool and Sat On By A Giant Frog. Sit down. / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: Yes, sir. / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Yes, sir. / / Head Death: Ground, good work bringing that Martian in. You're promoted... http://irregularwebcomic.net/401.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #402 | [caption]: Once upon a time there were three little acuties who went to the Geometry Academy. [[image shows three acute angles, labelled Jill, Sabrina, and Kelly]] / / [caption]: And they were each assigned very Euclidean duties. [[the angles join to form a triangle. Under the triangle is the equation j... http://irregularwebcomic.net/402.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #403 | [[scene: the humid tropical Venezuelan jungle]] / Prof. Jones: [[wielding a machete]] So, here we are, slogging through the jungle again. / / Prof. Jones: Why's it always jungle, Junior? Why can't we go to... Switzerland, say? / / Monty: There's nothing wild and unknown and dangerously exciting in Switzerland,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/403.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #404 | Paris: Where's my stellar cartography data and flight navigation calculations? / / Spanners: I saved them on the holocube here. [[indicating the cube on the bridge dashboard]] / / Paris: How come in the future everything is cubes? Whatever happened to discs? / / Iki Piki: Do you want a repeat of... disco...? / Paris:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/404.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #405 | Lambert: [[in the tavern]] Mordekai, do you visit the sewers under the city? / Mordekai: Yep. A few people in my guild do. / / Mordekai: It's dangerous though. The most fearsome creatures in the city are down there. People who stay topside have no idea. / / Lambert: You call the city streets "topside"? / Mordekai:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/405.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #406 | Nigerian Finance Minister: Have you found a new hire for the Internet revenue-raising project yet? / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: Yes, Finance Minister. He's ideal for the job! He's got the typing in all-capitals down perfectly. / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: Actually... he even speaks that way... / / [[scene... http://irregularwebcomic.net/406.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #407 | Monty: There's the plateau, Dad! [[pointing up at a plateau atop a vast sheer cliff]] / Prof. Jones: We have to climb up there?! / / Monty: Yeah. Sorry, Dad. I know it'll be a rough climb. Lots of hard work. Very strenuous. / / Monty: Look, if you want to stay down here in the jungle, I'll understand. / / Prof.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/407.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #408 | [newspaper]: RAAARRRHH!!! Allosaurus launches White House bid. / [newspaper]: WASHINGTON - The race for the US Presidency has been thrown wide open by the declaration of an Allosaurus that he will be contesting the November election as an independent candidate. Announcing a policy of raw meat for all and... http://irregularwebcomic.net/408.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #409 | [caption]: Norman Manley Airport. Kingston, Jamaica. / / Driver: Mr Stud? Welcome to Jamaica. I've been asked to take you to Government House. / Stud: Ah, good. / / Stud: Excuse me while I make a subtle and completely non-paranoid phone call to check if they actually sent a driver to meet me. [[walks off to... http://irregularwebcomic.net/409.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #410 | Monty: Phew! We made it. This is the lost plateau marked on the map. Wow, what a climb that was. / / Prof. Jones: Er, Junior? Are you sure this is the right plateau? According to my calculations, we're about 5 miles away still. / / Monty: Oh Dad, you know these crude maps drawn in the wilderness. They're often... http://irregularwebcomic.net/410.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #411 | Kyros: So you pay Draak with scale armour to be your bodyguard? / / Lambert: Yes, which he sends home to his tribe for the war they're fighting. / / Kyros: What message does he put on the packages he sends home? / / Draak: You got mail. http://irregularwebcomic.net/411.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #412 | [[scene: Obi-Wan's hut on Tatooine]] / Leia [projected as a hologram]: This is our most desperate hour. Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. / / Obi-Wan: [[to Luke]] You must learn the ways of the Force if you're to come with me to Alderaan. / / Luke: I must learn the ways of the Force if I'm to go... http://irregularwebcomic.net/412.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #413 | Haken: [[pacing the bridge of the zeppelin]] Teufel! I wish we had die Fuhrer's pteranowaffen now, instead of having to fly in this slow zeppelin. / / Erwin: I have been wondering about that. How can a 50kg animal carry die men and die bombs? / / Haken: [[pacing back and forth]] Nazi science can keep die Fuhrer... http://irregularwebcomic.net/413.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #414 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: [[sitting at a computer]] WRITING REVENUE-RAISING E-MAILS FOR THE NIGERIAN FINANCE MINISTRY IS FUN. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: AND SENDING THEM OUT IS SO MUCH MORE REWARDING THAN MY OLD JOB. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I ONLY USED... http://irregularwebcomic.net/414.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #415 | [sound]: Ring! Ring! / / Steve: [[picking up phone]] Hello? Crikey! Jane Goodall! No, sorry, Terry's not here. No, don't hang up! / / Steve: I just wanted to thank you for helping me out of that legal mess. Is there any way I can repay you? Anything at all? / / Steve: What, the whole continent? Not even Mada... http://irregularwebcomic.net/415.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #416 | Haken: [[still pacing the zeppeling bridge]] Ach! Curse die slowness of this zeppelin! / / Erwin: But Herr Kolonel, we will be in Venezeuela in only another 8 hours. / / Haken: Bah! In eight hours, who knows what Herr Doktor Jones will have done? Captured hundreds more specimens! / / [[scene change: Venezuela]] / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/416.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #417 | Jar Jar: But iffa yousa planet bein' too hot, cannot yousa use dissa heat energy to runna som-a freezin' units, muy muy? / / Anakin: Jar Jar, the efficiency of a Carnot heat engine is only 1-TC/TH and any possible cold reservoir isn't going to be very cold. / / Anakin: And that's the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/417.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #418 | Steve: Crikey! Terry, you're home! Jane Goodall called, but she didn't want to talk to me. / / Terry: She really doesn't like you, Steve. Just what did you do to her chimps all those years ago? / / Steve: It was a bit like the Noodle Incident. / Terry: Noodle Incident? / / Steve: You remember, when I saved that... http://irregularwebcomic.net/418.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #419 | Monty: [[triumphantly, atop the right plateau this time]] Well dad, we finally made it. I'm sure this is the right plateau now. / / Prof. Jones: I think you're right, Junior. Look! A giant frog! This is amazing. I'm going to get a closer look. / Monty: Dad! Wait! It could be... / / Monty: ... dangerous. [[the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/419.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #420 | Anakin: And another thing! / / Anakin: If they're growing 10,000 worlds worth of food underground, you realise that means 10,000 layers of farms, under the entire planet? / / Anakin: There isn't enough room in the crust for all that! The bottom layers would be magma! / / Qui-Gon: Wake me when he's done and we've... http://irregularwebcomic.net/420.html |
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