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| Irregular Webcomic! #451 | Me: Okay, I'm back from vacation. Time to make some fresh new comics. / / Me: Let's see... next up we're due for another Monty Jones strip. / / Me: So what's happened recently? Moa pun, German grammar discussion, another pun... / / Me: I suppose I could try advancing the plot... http://irregularwebcomic.net/451.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #452 | Head Death: [[at his desk]] Ah, Insanely Overpowered Fireballs. Sit down. / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool: Yes, sir. / / Head Death: How could you fail to bring in all the people that mage killed with his insanely overpowered fireball? / / Head Death: Meanwhile, we've had a staff shortfall... http://irregularwebcomic.net/452.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #453 | Jane Goodall: But how to involve Steve without letting him into Africa? Hmmm... / / Jane Goodall: Hey, Cthulhu! Let me go and I'll give you something valuable. / / Cthulhu: What do you have that I could possibly want? / / Jane Goodall: Steve's home address. http://irregularwebcomic.net/453.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #454 | Haken, Erwin: [[fleeing for their lives from the charging Tyrannosaurus]] AAAAAaaaaaaaaIIIIIiiiiiiiiEEEEEeeeeeeee!!!!!! / / [[more fleeing]] / / [[even more fleeing]] / / [[scene change: the other side of the lost plateau]] / Prof. Jones: Stop! Do you hear that noise? That's some sort of horribly primitive palaeogean... http://irregularwebcomic.net/454.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #455 | [sound]: Fwackoom! [[entire panel is consumed by an insanely overpowered fireball]] / / Kyros: [[standing amidst the fallen bodies of his comrades]] So I killed all my fellow party members? Yet again? / / Kyros: Hmmm. Where is he...? / / Kyros: I suppose even Death is overly busy nowadays, even to attend to someone... http://irregularwebcomic.net/455.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #456 | Jane Goodall: [[alone in the jungle with the chimps]] Well, that worked, Cthulhu left me alone. / / Jane Goodall: That was a great idea of mine. / / Jane Goodall: But there's one thing that worries me, now that I've sent Cthulhu to Steve's home for a direct confrontation... / / Jane Goodall: What if Steve wi... http://irregularwebcomic.net/456.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #457 | Haken: Phew. Die Tyrannosaurus got distracted and we escaped from it. / / Erwin: Ja. But Herr Kolonel, I thought we were supposed to be capturing it? / / [sound]: [[Haken and Erwin watch the Tyrannosaurus disemboweling and eating a huge Triceratops]] Crunch crunch! Slurp! Crunch! / / Haken: Ja... fine... you... http://irregularwebcomic.net/457.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #458 | Head Death: [[at his desk, on the phone]] What?! He fireballed them again? But I just deassigned that role! / / Head Death: No, of course we can't collect them. You know the operational procedure. Let them live. / / Head Death: [[thinks silently for a second]] / / Head Death: Oh, and tell Beaten To A Pulp By... http://irregularwebcomic.net/458.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #459 | [[scene: Platform 9 3/4]] / Harry: Hi Ron, Hi Hermione. Well, here we are again for another year at Hogwarts. / / Hermione: Hi Harry. Say, who's that incredibly handsome and dreamy new exchange student coming this way? / / Shakespeare: Hi. My name's Will. / / [[scene change: Wills' desk at the office]] / Shakespeare:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/459.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #460 | Monty: Hey, this plateau isn't so lost after all. There's a person over here! / / Minnesota Jones: [[wandering over]] Well I'll be. Who are you folks and what are you doing here? / / Prof. Jones: It can't be... not after all these years! / / Prof. Jones: Pop! / Minnesota Jones: Son! http://irregularwebcomic.net/460.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #461 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: [[to the Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat]] I'M SORRY. I CAN'T ACCEPT THE PROMOTION. MY OLD BOSS CALLED AND OFFERED ME MY PREVIOUS JOB BACK. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: HE SAID THEY'VE BEEN HAVING SERIOUS STAFFING PROBLEMS SINCE I LEFT. / / Nigerian Finance... http://irregularwebcomic.net/461.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #462 | [[scene: The Emperor's throne room on the new Death Star]] / Emperor: [[as Luke and Vader battle]] Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy! Let the hate flow through you. / / Luke: Oh, right! Gotta stay calm and serene! Thanks, I was forgetting. [[puts his lightsabre away]] / / Luke: I will not fight you, father. / / Vader:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/462.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #463 | Monty: [[walking with the others across the lost plateau]] Grandad, what are you doing here on this godforsaken lost plateau? / / Minnesota Jones: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm looking for dinosaurs. / / Prof. Jones: Yes... you always were obsessed with that, pop. / / Minnesota Jones: Oh? And I suppose... http://irregularwebcomic.net/463.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #464 | Paris: So, Iki Piki, what did you do before you became a spacefarer? / Iki Piki: After school I met a female of my species. / / Iki Piki: We spent some time hanging out together and travelling around our native planet. / / Iki Piki: It was a budding romance. / Paris: Oh, how sweet. It's always cute when two beings... http://irregularwebcomic.net/464.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #465 | Hermione: [[in Hogwarts]] Harry! Ron! Something really bad has happened! / / [[scene change: the pirate ship, somewhere in the Caribbean]] / Long Tom: What be ye sayin'? / / [[scene change: the bridge of a Republic starship]] / Jar-Jar: Meesa no understand! / Anakin: You never do. / / [[scene change: Me fiddling with... http://irregularwebcomic.net/465.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #466 | Prof. Jones: Sallah, this is my father, Professor Emeritus Minnesota Jones. / / Sallah: Minnesota? Why are you all named after states? / / Minnesota Jones: It's a tradition started by my great great great great great great grandfather, Maine Jones. / / Minnesota Jones: He wanted the family to be united. http://irregularwebcomic.net/466.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #467 | Paris: So your species reproduces by budding? / / Iki Piki: That's one method. In moist conditions we also release clouds of spores. / / Paris: Wow. How moist? / / Iki Piki: You know how I always make sure to use antiperspirant? http://irregularwebcomic.net/467.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #468 | Vader: [[pacing a corner of the Emperor's throne room, looking for Luke]] Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. / / Vader: Your feelings for them are strong. Especially for... / / Vader: Sister! So! The princess is your twin sister! Hang... http://irregularwebcomic.net/468.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #469 | Minnesota Jones: Oh, and by the way, it's not Professor Emeritus. I still hold the Schliemannian Chair of Archaeology at Oxford. / / Prof. Jones: Oh, I thought you'd retired from academic life. Especially after you went missing all those years ago. / / Minnesota Jones: Of course not! / / Minnesota Jones: I brought... http://irregularwebcomic.net/469.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #470 | [[scene: the fantasy tavern]] / Frog Man: [native tongue] / [caption]: * Translation: What's an abelian group with an associative, distributive secondary operator and the power to corrupt mortals? / / Draak: [native tongue] / Frog Man: [native tongue] / [caption]: I don't know. Pray tell? / [caption]: The One Ring! / / Draak:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/470.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #471 | [sound]: Knock! Knock! / / Steve: [[answering door]] Yes, mate? / Charity Collector Guy: Hi, I'm collecting for the campaign to fit more data into smaller storage units. / / Steve: Crikey! I can only afford to donate $100 right now. Will that be enough? / / Charity Collector Guy: Every little bit helps. http://irregularwebcomic.net/471.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #472 | Haken: Vell, this is a pickled gherkin. We have no dinosaurs for die Fuhrer's plans... / / Haken: ... and they turn out to be too big, aggressive, and dangerous to capture easily. / / Erwin: The only thing worse would be being captured by Herr Doktor and Herr Professor Jones. / / Haken: Ja, thank goodness there's... http://irregularwebcomic.net/472.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #473 | [[scene: at the tavern again]] / Alvissa: Where's your red-skinned friend tonight, Draak? / Draak: Draak not ask him this night. He need cool off a while. / / Draak: Last time he drink much beer, get big mad. Scare whole inn. / Alvissa: How did he do that? / / Draak: He chase all in bar with big bench for serve... http://irregularwebcomic.net/473.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #474 | [sound]: Knock! Knock! / / Steve: Crikey! That charity collector guy was here just a few minutes ago! / / Steve: [[opening door and flinging money out]] Here, have another hundred dollars then! / / Cthulhu: [[standing outside the door, now slammed in his face, and picking up the money]] I've had some odd reactions... http://irregularwebcomic.net/474.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #475 | Monty: So, grandad, are there dinosaurs on this plateau? / Minnesota Jones: Of course, lad. / / Minnesota Jones: There's a good observation point just around this outcrop of rock. I've named several new species. [[leads the way]] / / Minnesota Jones: Just go slowly, I have a bit of a limp. / Prof. Jones: What... http://irregularwebcomic.net/475.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #476 | Harry: Hi Ron, you look upset. What's up? / / Ron: Get a load of this... / / Hermione: [[watching the new exchange student, Will, walk across the room]] That student, Will, is just so marvellous./He speaks in iambic pentameter! / / [[scene change: Will's desk in the office]] / Shakespeare: Hermione would so be... http://irregularwebcomic.net/476.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #477 | [[scene: the entire four panels of photos and the text area above them is filled with a beige colour]] / / Me: (unseen under the blanket of beige pixels]] Bloody software! What do you mean, "Can't undo flood fill"? http://irregularwebcomic.net/477.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #478 | [[scene: The lost plateau in Venezuela. The Joneses and Sallah have found a stream, on the opposite side of which stand Haken and Erwin.]] / Monty: Colonel Haken! Erwin! / / Haken: Herr Doktor Jones! Herr Professor Jones! And... / / Minnesota Jones: Herr Schliemannian Chair of Archaeology Jones, at your service. / / Haken:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/478.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #479 | GM: [[excited by the possibilities of what is about to happen]] Hyperspace malfunction! You drop back into real space at an unknown location! / / Spanners: Well, that does it. We're screwed. / / Iki Piki: What makes you think we're screwed? / / Spanners: The subtle message from the GM over there in that nebula...... http://irregularwebcomic.net/479.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #480 | [[scene: Hogwarts Castle]] / Shakespeare: Would you look over my Potions notes please, Hermione? / Hermione: I'd love to, Will! / / [[scene change: Will's desk at the office]] / Shakespeare: Okay, that chapter's done. I should get someone to read it and give me comments. / / Shakespeare: [[taking a printout to Ophelia's... http://irregularwebcomic.net/480.html |
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