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| Irregular Webcomic! #541 | [sound]: Raarrgghh!!! Raaarrr... ...rrgghh!! / Monty, Prof. Jones: [[dropping their guns in surprise]] Yipe! / / Prof. Jones: Gadzooks, what was that? / Nazi 1: [[arriving to report]] Herr Kolonel! Someone has let die dinosaurs loose! / / Haken: Aha! You have dropped your guns! Hands up! [[as he and Erwin draw... http://irregularwebcomic.net/541.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #542 | Steve: [[teaching a Care of Magical Creatures class at Hogwarts]] Okay kids, today I'm gonna teach you to wrangle crocs. / / Hermione: Um... Professor Steve? Crocodiles aren't actually magical creatures as such. / / Steve: Crikey! What?! Just look at it - ain't it beaut? It's the real magic of the animal kingdom! / / Draco:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/542.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #543 | Me: Ah... AD http://irregularwebcomic.net/543.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #544 | Monty: [[being led with his father through the bowels of the zeppelin at gunpoint by Erwin]] Erwin, do you know who released the dinosaurs? / / Erwin: We think it was Herr Schliemannian Chair of Archaeology Jones. He's not in the room where we left you. / / Monty: So he's escaped too? / Erwin: Ja, but we will... http://irregularwebcomic.net/544.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #545 | Iki Piki: [[checking his e-mail]] Oh man! I hate it when spam has a semi-random subject line and sentences at the beginning to fool spam filters. / / Iki Piki: It's impossible to tell easily that it's not from a real person. / / Iki Piki: The best ones almost read as though they were written by an intelligent... http://irregularwebcomic.net/545.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #546 | [sound]: Ring! Ring! / / Terry: Hello? Jane! How are you? / / Jane Goodall: [[in Africa]] Fine thanks, Terry. Yes, the chimps are doing nicely. Dare I ask how Steve is? / / Terry: Actually, I haven't seen him for the past few weeks. He's probably off in some fantasy-world of his own... http://irregularwebcomic.net/546.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #547 | Monty: [[still being forced at gunpoint by Erwin]] Okay dad, here's the plan. On the count of three, we run and lose ourselves in the zeppelin hull. / / Prof. Jones: That didn't work even when we had all of Venezuela to hide in! / Monty: Only because we ran into dinosaurs! / / Tyrannosaurus: [[appearing suddenly]]... http://irregularwebcomic.net/547.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #548 | Ophelia: [[walking down the street]] So Will, how did you get into tech writing anyway? / / Shakespeare: I always wanted to be a writer, but I need to pay the bills. What about you? / / Ophelia: [[approachig a bar]] I thought hanging around with computer programmers would mean lots of cute and socially well-balanced... http://irregularwebcomic.net/548.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #549 | [[scene: Oh my, outdoors, near the village smithy!]] / Lambert: The one thing wrong with buying new equipment is the poorly researched encumbrance of some of the items. / / Mordekai: That, and the arbitrary prices. I can't stand historical inaccuracy and lack of realism in gaming. / / GM: The village smith says... http://irregularwebcomic.net/549.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #550 | Tyrannosaurus: RAAARRRHHH!!! / Monty, Prof. Jones, Erwin: [[turning tail and fleeing]] Aaaiiieeeee!!! / / Monty: [[alone with his father, in a small corridor]] Okay dad, we can stop running. We've lost the Tyrannosaurus. / / Prof. Jones: We seem to have lost Erwin too. That's fortunate. / / Monty: Good plan of... http://irregularwebcomic.net/550.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #551 | Threepio: [[standing in the desert, by an escape pod with Artoo]] How did I get into this mess? I really don't know how. We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life. / / Threepio: What a desolate place this is. Why, I haven't seen a place this bleak since... since... / / [[Threepio looks up in the sky... http://irregularwebcomic.net/551.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #552 | Spanners: [[showing off the new ship control software]] This new astronavigation system is brilliant. It uses a revolutionary new location description system. / / Spanners: It's so intuitive and logical http://irregularwebcomic.net/552.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #553 | Monty: [[walking through a zeppelin corridor]] Well, we're safe for now, and grandad's probably hidden safely somewhere inside the zeppelin too. / / Prof. Jones: [[walking into a room with panoramic windows]] I don't understand why he released the dinosaurs though. A sign of senility, probably. / / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/553.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #554 | Steve: [[teaching Care of Magical Creatures]] Crikey, kids! Today, we're gonna learn how to shove yer arm down a croc's throat to force 'im to let go. / / Steve: [[showing off the croc next to him]] The secret is to keep goin' until 'is fangs are up to your shoulder, then tickle 'is tonsils. / / Hermione:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/554.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #555 | Owen Lars: [[walking down the line of droids the jawas are selling]] No... no... You. I suppose you're programmed for etiquette and protocol. / / Threepio: Well bless my circuits! Master Lars! It's me! C-3PO! Remember?! / / Owen Lars: Gaaaahh!! / / Owen Lars: [[fleeing for his life]] Beru! Get the boy! Run! Anakin's... http://irregularwebcomic.net/555.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #556 | Haken: [[entering the store room in the zeppelin]] Come out Joneses! You can't hide forever! We land in Berlin in ten minutes and we'll have die SS searching everywhere! / / Prof. Jones: [[hiding behind a pile of crates and barrels]] He's right, Junior. Our only chance is to give ourselves up. Those SS... http://irregularwebcomic.net/556.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #557 | Smith: [[hammering on a sword in front of his forge]] As you can see, I'm using only the finest truesteel for your new sword. / Lambert: Yes, the quality is excellent. How much? / / Smith: A mere 2000 gold pieces! / Lambert: Er... I see. Just a sec... / / Lambert: [[over with his companions]] Do you have a few... http://irregularwebcomic.net/557.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #558 | Iki Piki: [[websurfing]] Damn these slow web pages! I don't understand it. / / Iki Piki: We have massively fast supercomputers and astounding bandwidth. Why do web pages still take forever to load? / / Spanners: Well it's been 500 years since the web was invented. / / Spanners: In that time, so many competing... http://irregularwebcomic.net/558.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #559 | Monty: For Heaven's sake, Haken! Don't shoot! This place is full of highly inflammable fuel! / / Haken: You cannot fool me! "In-" is a negatory prefix, so that word means "not flammable"! / / [sound]: Kabooom!!! [[huge fireball engulfs entire panel]] / / [[scene change: infinite grey plane]] / Haken: [[spotting... http://irregularwebcomic.net/559.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #560 | [[scene: The League of Good Guys' super headquarters!]] / Worm Master: [[incredulous]] The Hippo is going to rob the First National Bank today? / Captain Spatula: How did you find that out? / Refractive Man: [[on the computer]] Critical success on my Research roll! / / Me: Stay in character please... / / Refractive... http://irregularwebcomic.net/560.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #561 | Steve: [[teaching Care of Magical Creatures]] Okay, I know you kids have all been wanting to see some other types of magical creatures. / / Steve: So today I have something special. This spell will summon a really cool one for you kids to try handling. / / Steve: [[reading from a loathsome tome]] Ph-nglui... http://irregularwebcomic.net/561.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #562 | [[scene: Head Death's desk. Insanely Overpowered Fireballs and Haken approach.]] / Head Death: Ah, Insanely Overpowered Fireballs. Sit down. / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Yes, sir! / / Head Death: Herr Colonel Haken, please be seated. This won't take long. / / Head Death: Fireballs, good to see you... http://irregularwebcomic.net/562.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #563 | Lambert: [[to the blacksmith]] 2000 gold pieces?! / / Lambert: You do realise gold is incredibly scarce and medieval societies mostly used debased copper coinage? / / Lambert: Even the existence of monster-guarded treasure caches plundered by heroes and redistributed can't sustain such rampant hyperinflation! / / Smith:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/563.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #564 | [[scene: inside a modern bar]] / Bartender: [[to Will and Ophelia]] What'll it be? / / Shakespeare: What do you think, Ophelia? Two beers or not two beers? / / Ophelia: I don't know if we should be drinking right before the weekly productivity meeting at the office. / / Shakespeare: Yeah, that is the question. http://irregularwebcomic.net/564.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #565 | [[scene: The ground, in front of the burnt out shell of the zeppelin. Monty and his father are sitting down, resting. Erwin appraches from the wreckage.]] / Monty: Wow, what an explosion! It's a miracle we survived, dad! / / Erwin: [[reaching them]] Die wreckage is just twisted metal and ashes. No other survivors.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/565.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #566 | [[scene: the door to Jabba the Hutt's palace on Tatooine]] / Door: Tee chuta hhat yudd! / Threepio: Artoo Detoowha bo Seethreepiowha ey toota odd mischka Jabba du Hutt. / / Door: Nee Jabba no haa! Kee wassna toota Dagobawha. / Threepio: Emigrated to Dagobah?! Why? / / Door: Du wanna wanga tee wananga toh daschka... http://irregularwebcomic.net/566.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #567 | Lambert: [[to his fellow party members, with the blacksmith shop in the background]] Where are we going to get 2000 gold pieces? I need a new sword! / / Mordekai: How about we rob some rich merchant caravan? / / Lambert: Perfect! / Draak: Draak like! / Kyros: I'm in! / / Alvissa: Really, guys. Can we at least wait... http://irregularwebcomic.net/567.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #568 | [[scene: Zeppelin wreckage. Erwin leaves to go examine it some more.]] / Monty: [[still sitting on the ground]] Dad, I think you're in shock. Your priorities are a bit confused. / / Prof. Jones: Yes, Junior, I suppose you're right. Of course there was something more important than my hip flask lost in that... http://irregularwebcomic.net/568.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #569 | Hermione: Professor Dumbledore! The new Care of Magical Creatures teacher has summoned some sort of hideous cyclopean blasphemy! / / Dumbledore: Oh dear, not Gilderoy Lockhart again? http://irregularwebcomic.net/569.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #570 | Spanners: Quick, make a weft turn! / / Paris: You mean a left turn? / / Spanners: No, I mean weft. We're using the warp engines. / / Iki Piki: So... danger looms? http://irregularwebcomic.net/570.html |
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