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| Irregular Webcomic! #601 | Monty: [[accusingly]] You would have sold out the secrets of Atlantis to the Nazis for money?! / / Ginny: Why get involved in political disputes? They're no worse than any other government. / / Ginny: Besides, I need the money to support my dear mother in luxury in her old age. / / Prof. Jones: You know, Junior,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/601.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #602 | Ophelia: [[back in the office, standing with Will near his desk]] Well, I guess we'd better head straight to the board room. / / Shakespeare: [[walking with her to the meeting room]] Do you have a copy of the agenda for the productivity meeting? / / Ophelia: No, I think only Mr Marlowe has it. / / Shakespeare:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/602.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #603 | Pleydell-Smith: [[in Strangways' cottage, holding up a piece of paper]] I've found a receipt from Dawson - for analysis of some mineral samples. Do you think it's a clue? / / Stud: Don't be ridiculous. It's completely unimportant. / / Pleydell-Smith: It's marked "Crab Key. Radioactive. Dr No. Secret Base.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/603.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #604 | Monty: Dad, a private word. / / Monty: [[over in the far corner of the cell, away from Dr Smith]] How can you like her? She's just as bad as the Nazis! / / Prof. Jones: I don't know about that, Junior. She strikes me as a lot better than any of the Nazis I've encountered. / / Prof. Jones: If you get what I mean... / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/604.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #605 | [[scene: back in the tavern, the four adventurers without Alvissa]] / Kyros: Yeah, I killed a Balrog once. / / Kyros: From the deepest pits of Moria we climbed the Endless Stair to the peak of Zirak-Zigil, where we fought ten days and nights. / / Kyros: Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin... http://irregularwebcomic.net/605.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #606 | Spanners: I've installed a revolutionary new computer system. / / Spanners: It solves problems by a populist program of grassroots political activism, building support until the answer overthrows the establishment. / / Iki Piki: Can you explain that in simpler terms? / / Spanners: You know how most computers... http://irregularwebcomic.net/606.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #607 | Prof. Jones: [[back within Dr Smith's earshot]] Well, we should try to escape, I suppose. Let's start making a tunnel. / / Monty: A tunnel?! Are you nuts, dad? It's 60 feet of hard-packed earth, and we'll emerge in the middle of Potsdamer Platz! / Ginny: He's right. / / Prof. Jones: This is the problem with... http://irregularwebcomic.net/607.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #608 | Terry: Steve! You're home! / Steve: Yeah, I got fired from me teachin' job. / / Terry: Oh, too bad. Jane Goodall called. She left a message for you. / / Steve: Crikey! Does she need my help with rampaging hippos? Overly aggressive elephants? Stroppy gorillas? / / Terry: "UNESCO has gazetted all of Africa as a Special... http://irregularwebcomic.net/608.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #609 | [[scene: meeting room]] / Shakespeare: [[to Mercutio as he enters]] Hi Mercutio. Still hacking Linux? / / Mercutio: Yeah. This office would be much easier to administrate if you all switched over, you know. / / Ophelia: But I prefer my Macintosh. / Shakespeare: And I like my Windows apps. / / Mercutio: A plague on... http://irregularwebcomic.net/609.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #610 | [[scene: The prison cell in Berlin. Monty is digging a hole in the floor.]] / Prof. Jones: Don't worry, Dr Smith, we'll soon have this tunnel dug and we'll go around the front and get the keys to let you out. / / Ginny: And then we just waltz past the entire Nazi army and all the way out of Germany? / / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/610.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #611 | Mordekai: [[still in the tavern]] I'm bored. What can we do? / / Draak: Draak want fight. What say we start bar brawl? / Lambert: Yeah! / / GM: Are you out of your minds?! It's full of armed people! A wooden building with open torches and oil lamps everywhere! / / Kyros: Well, I can't think of any reason not t... http://irregularwebcomic.net/611.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #612 | Stud: [[holding up a photo he has found in Strangway's cottage]] Who's this in this photo with Strangways? / / Pleydell-Smith: Native fisherman by the name of Quarrel. Strangways was always going out on fishing trips. / / Stud: Hmmm... maybe I should do some "fishing" too. / / Pleydell-Smith: Ah, you think he... http://irregularwebcomic.net/612.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #613 | [[scene: The prison cell. Monty is lying on his stomach, digging. There is some rubble on the floor around him.]] / Prof. Jones: Someone's coming! Quick, Junior, cover up the tunnel entrance! / / Erwin: Die Fuhrer says he wishes to see die archaeological expert... / Monty: I guess that's me. Lead the way, Erwin. / / Erwin:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/613.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #614 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: [[walking across the infinite grey plane of Death]] 900 years, 900 years. Who do I know who's lived for over 900 years? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: [[camera tracking back]] Ah, I know... But there's no way he'll die naturally. I'll need some help. / / Death... http://irregularwebcomic.net/614.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #615 | [newspaper]: ALLOSAURUS TO DEBATE G.W. BUSH / [newspaper]: WASHINGTON - In a surprise move, the Allosaurus who announced in March his intention to run for the US Presidency has agreed to a televised debate with President Bush. The Bush campaign issued the challenge, calculating that showing the public... http://irregularwebcomic.net/615.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #616 | [[scene: Hitler's brain's chamber. Haken and Erwin stand flanking Dr Smith.]] / Hitler's Brain: So, Fraulein Doktor Smith. I have decided to increase my offer for leading an expedition to Atlantis to match your request. / / Ginny: And the bonuses for any additional information? / / Hitler's Brain: Ja, ja. But... http://irregularwebcomic.net/616.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #617 | [[The ship's bridge. The characters are watching the stars outside and the computer displays.]] / / [[The character's begin fading, losing colour saturation and becoming lighter compared to the space outside.]] / / Paris: [[fading even more]] What's happening to us?! / Spanners: The ship is accelerating close... http://irregularwebcomic.net/617.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #618 | Marlowe: [[addressing his staff in the meeting room]] Realigning revenusability metrics encapsulates leveraging scalable synergistic functionality paradigms, proactivating robust scenario rolloutsourcing methodologies. / / Ophelia: [[whispering to Will]] Ugh, corporate buzzword-speak. I don't think I've... http://irregularwebcomic.net/618.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #619 | Monty: [[only his upper body showing out of the hole he has dug in the cell floor]] The tunnel's nearly done, dad. / / Prof. Jones: We'll have to wait for Dr Smith to return so we can escape together, of course. / / Monty: [[stepping out of the tunnel]] We can't afford to hang around here waiting! / Prof. Jones:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/619.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #620 | [[scene: The Axis of Antagonist's secret hideout. The Hippo sits nursing wounds from his last fight with the Good Guys.]] / The Sea Dog: [[to Aqualich]] Arrr! How be those Good Guys findin' out the Hippo be plannin' to rob yon bank? / Aqualich: Computer surveillance, my fine furry friend. We need a way to... http://irregularwebcomic.net/620.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #621 | Alvissa: [[alone, on her trip to get a new bow]] I'm sure the others will have safely retrieved those merchant schedules by the time I return with my new bow. / / GM: Bad roleplaying. I'm docking character points. / / Alvissa: What for?! / / GM: You're the only one who doesn't have Insane Overconfidence. http://irregularwebcomic.net/621.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #622 | Sallah: [[popping up out of the hole Monty has dug in the prison cell floor]] Monty! Professor Jones! Finally I've found you! / Monty: Sallah! / / Sallah: Come on, let's go! You've dug this tunnel, what are we waiting for? / / Monty: Dad won't leave without something. Two guesses as to what. / / Sallah: Well if... http://irregularwebcomic.net/622.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #623 | [[scene: NASA Mars Rover mission control room]] / NASA Guy 1: It's amazing. We planned these Mars rovers to last 90 days, and they're both operating well at over 250 days! / / NASA Guy 2: Yep, and especially after so many previous Mars probes have crashed, or vanished, or stopped working for no apparent reason. / / NASA... http://irregularwebcomic.net/623.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #624 | Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: This was a brilliant idea, sir! I don't know why other governments haven't thought of it before. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Yes, and it's raised lots of revenue for us. See if you can get some more takers for other government departments. / / [sound]: Ring! Ring! / Nigerian Finance... http://irregularwebcomic.net/624.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #625 | [[scene: Hitler's brain's chamber]] / Hitler's Brain: Before you leave for Santorini, we will check your story. / / Hitler's Brain: Erwin, go check to see that Herr Doktor and Professor Jones are not escaping. / Erwin: Jawohl, mein Fuhrer! / / [caption]: A few minutes later... / Hitler's Brain: So, is die cell empty,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/625.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #626 | Mordekai: [[still hanging out in the tavern]] Okay, so why aren't we now fighting and wrecking the place? / Lambert: I think the GM is in a plot corner. / / GM: How much has each of you had to drink? / / Lambert: Several ales. / Draak: Draak drink stout! / Mordekai: Lots of spiced mead. / Kyros: Maybe some cider,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/626.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #627 | [[scene: Outdoors. Steve is looking at an open grimoire on a pedastel.]] / Terry: Steve, what are you doing? / Steve: Summoning Cthulhu. / / Terry: What??! Why? / Steve: Someone asked me to. / / Terry: Steve, you need to think about these things. You can't just do whatever anyone asks of you. / / Steve: Crikey! I'm... http://irregularwebcomic.net/627.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #628 | Monty: We have no choice now! Erwin will report that Sallah is in the cell and they'll figure out we can escape! / / Prof. Jones: Ah, but if they expect us to escape, we can outfox them by not escaping! / / Monty: And how, exactly, does that help us, dad? / / Prof. Jones: Well the food here's quite good... German... http://irregularwebcomic.net/628.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #629 | [[scene: Inside Jabba's palace on Tatooine]] / Jabba: Cha too ma laya conky, ya neema loka nyan. / [caption]: Soon you will learn to appreciate me. / Leia: Eeuurgh! / / Jabba: Oloota teesa shag cheeka kosuta sesoona du nobata foonta. / [caption]: Although this slave girl costume looks a bit silly. / / Jabba: Noleeya... http://irregularwebcomic.net/629.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #630 | Marlowe: [[to his staff in the meeting room]] It's mission-critical that we functionalise our strategic market deliverable within a 5-week benchmark timeframe metric. / / Mercutio: But the software we need to do the work won't arrive for another month! / / Ophelia: Everyone knows half the work on any project... http://irregularwebcomic.net/630.html |
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