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| Irregular Webcomic! #631 | Sallah: Monty's right, Professor. We need to get out of here quickly! / / Prof. Jones: Well, I suppose so. I hate to leave a damsel in distress though. / / Monty: She's not in distress! She's making a deal with the Nazis! They'll be treating her to luxury from now on! [[Sallah moves over to the tunnel]] / / Prof.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/631.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #632 | [[scene: Outdoors, in the forest just outside the village. Lambert is the only one standing http://irregularwebcomic.net/632.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #633 | [[scene: a corridor back in the Jamaican Colonial Office]] / Stud: Thanks for taking me to Strangways' place. I'm off to the docks to find this Quarrel chap now. / / Pleydell-Smith: To find out what he knows about Strangways and where he took him on his "fishing" trips? / / Stud: No, I figure if he's a local... http://irregularwebcomic.net/633.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #634 | [[scene: A Berlin street at night. Streetlamps and light leaking out of windows fitfully illuminate the dark scene. Monty and Sallah are watching Prof. Jones emerge from the escape tunnel.]] / Monty: Okay, we're through the tunnel. Now what, Sallah? / / Sallah: [[pointing to a car [arked across the street]]... http://irregularwebcomic.net/634.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #635 | Steve: [[incanting from the open grimoire in front of him]] Ph-nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! / Terry: Steve! No! / / Cthulhu: [[manifesting horribly]] Who dares summon mighty Cthulhu? / / Steve: G'day Cthulhu. Up for a wrestle? / / Cthulhu: Oh Crikey. You again? http://irregularwebcomic.net/635.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #636 | [[scene: The Oval Office in the White House]] / President: I'm worried about this Allosaurus http://irregularwebcomic.net/636.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #637 | [[scene: Daylight, a country road outside Berlin. Monty is driving the stolen car, with Sallah in the passenger seat and Prof. Jones in the back seat.]] / Sallah: We're safely out of Berlin. Now, Monty, what's this about a woman? / / Monty: There was a Dr Ginny Smith in the next cell. But she's cut a deal... http://irregularwebcomic.net/637.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #638 | Head Death: [[on the phone, sitting at his desk in the middle of the infinite featureless plane]] YOU WANT ME TO WHAT? / / Head Death: NO, I DON'T CARE WHO YOU ARE, WE DON'T ACTUALLY GO OUT AND KILL ANYONE. / / Head Death: WE JUST WAIT FOR THEM TO DIE, THEN COLLECT THE SOULS. / / [[scene change: The Oval Office]] / President:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/638.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #639 | Head Death: [[on the phone]] I DON'T CARE IF HE'S OVER 110 MILLION YEARS OLD. IF HE HASN'T DIED OF OLD AGE YET, THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO. / / President: [[in the Oval Office, also on the phone]] Bad move. You'll regret crossing the President of the United States. / / [newspaper]: PRESIDENT DECLARES DEATH... http://irregularwebcomic.net/639.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #640 | [[scene: Monty is driving the car away from Berlin]] / Sallah: So this Dr Smith is leading the Nazis to Atlantis? We must follow them! But where would they be going? / / Prof. Jones: To laymen Atlantis is a mystery, but any archaeologist worth his salt knows exactly where the lost island is reputed to lie. / / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/640.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #641 | Head Death: [[on the phone]] We have a situation. / / Head Death: It's against regulations, but this is an emergency, and you're the closest role assignment we have. / / Head Death: There's an Allosaurus, well over 900 years old. Collect him. Now. / / [[scene change: Outdoors. Steve and Cthulhu are wrestling.]] / Death... http://irregularwebcomic.net/641.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #642 | Head Death: Ah, Living For Over 900 Years, sit down. / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Yes, sir. / / Head Death: So, did you collect the Allosaurus? / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: No, sir. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I couldn't even get near him. / Head Death: Why not? / / Death... http://irregularwebcomic.net/642.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #643 | [[scene: A majestic zeppelin glides silently through the blue sky from Berlin to Santorini.]] / Haken: So, Fraulein Doktor Smith, what caused Atlantis to sink into die sea? / / [[scene change: Inside the zeppelin control cabin.]] / Ginny: There's a theory by a German scientist, yet to be accepted by the rest... http://irregularwebcomic.net/643.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #644 | [[scene: The office meeting room. Mr Marlowe is presenting some business buzzword-laden PowerPoint presentation projected on the wall.]] / Ophelia: [[completely ignoring Mr Marlowe]] This US election is interesting. If you were American, who would you vote for Will? / / Shakespeare: [[also ignoring his boss]]... http://irregularwebcomic.net/644.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #645 | [[scene: the forest outside the village]] / Lambert: Okay, some more booze will fix us up. / / [[scene change: At the tavern. It is a smoking ruin, burnt to the ground.]] / Mordekai: The tavern is burnt to the ground! It's a smoking ruin! / / Kyros: Good lord! What sort of depraved people would do a thing like... http://irregularwebcomic.net/645.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #646 | [[scene: The Joneses and Sallah are taking a break by the side of the road.]] / Prof. Jones: Look, there's one way to settle this. Sallah, call Berlin and ask where Colonel Haken is currently assigned. / Sallah: Yes, professor! [[walks off to find a phone]] / / Monty: Don't be ridiculous, dad! You can't just... http://irregularwebcomic.net/646.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #647 | [[scene: Head Death's desk]] / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: If you'll excuse me sir, there's something urgent I have to get back to. / Head Death: Of course. / / [[scene change: Back to the garden where Steve and Cthulhu were wrestling. Cthulhu lies motionless on the ground.]] / Steve: Crikey! You're... http://irregularwebcomic.net/647.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #648 | [[scene: Rebel Alliance briefing room. Admiral Ackbar is pointing at a holographic projection of the new Death Star while rebel troops watch.]] / Admiral Ackbar: Once the shield is down, our cruisers will create a perimeter, while the fighters fly into the superstructure and attempt to knock out the main... http://irregularwebcomic.net/648.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #649 | [[scene: Hitler's brain's chamber]] / Nazi 1: Herr Kolonel Haken, Erwin, and Fraulein Doktor Smith are en route to Santorini, mein Fuhrer! / Hitler's Brain: Sehr gut. / / Nazi 1: And we just received a phone call from someone asking where Herr Kolonel Haken was assigned. / / Hitler's Brain: It must be die Joneses... http://irregularwebcomic.net/649.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #650 | [[scene: in front of the smoking ruins of the tavern]] / Mob: [[angrily, wielding pitchforks and flaming torchers]] Kill the adventurers! Kill the hobbit! Kill the mage! / / Mob: Kill the rogue! Politely ask the lizard man to leave town! / / Lambert: Oh my god! We got drunk, burnt down the tavern, and caused... http://irregularwebcomic.net/650.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #651 | Ophelia: [[walking back to the desks from the meeting room]] Good lord, that was an incredibly boring meeting. What did you think of it, Will? / / Shakespeare: I thought it was very productive. / / Ophelia: Oh? / / Shakespeare: While Mr Marlowe was rattling on, I came up with a dozen or so cool plot ideas for... http://irregularwebcomic.net/651.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #652 | [[scene: driving from Berlin to Greece]] / Monty: [[in the passenger seat now while Prof. Jones drives]] ... and then the zeppelin exploded into a terrible fireball. We were lucky to escape, but Pop didn't make it, sadly... / / Sallah: Actually, I have some surprising good news for you. / / Monty: What?! Did... http://irregularwebcomic.net/652.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #653 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: WHO ARE YOU? / / Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve: DEATH OF BEING WRESTLED TO DEATH BY STEVE. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: THERE'S ONE OF US ASSIGNED JUST FOR THAT?! / / Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve: WHO DO YOU THINK COLLECTS ALL THOSE... http://irregularwebcomic.net/653.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #654 | Kyros: [[ignoring the angry mob of villagers who have not yet attacked]] But this is impossible! There were plenty of sober and responsible villagers in the tavern last night! / / Kyros: And the furniture and structure were thick oak planks. They couldn't catch fire without some sort of extremely volatile... http://irregularwebcomic.net/654.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #655 | Sallah: So where are we going, Monty? / / [[map: showing south-eastern Europe, with a red line marked to show the Joneses route to Santorini, via Trieste, Sarajevo and Athens]] / / Monty: Someone's drawn all over this map with red ink! I hate it when they do that! http://irregularwebcomic.net/655.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #656 | Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: We've sold naming rights to all the Nigerian government departments. What else can we do to raise revenue? / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Hmmm... let's think. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Sponsorship deals! We have an advertising medium with huge global exposure. / Nigerian Finance... http://irregularwebcomic.net/656.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #657 | Steve: Crikey! You can't steal me friend's job! [[jumps on Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve and begins wrestling him]] / / Terry: Steve! No!! / / Steve: [[standing up, triumphant over the Death's inert skeleton]] There, 'e's dead! / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: YOU JUST KILLED DEATH OF BEING... http://irregularwebcomic.net/657.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #658 | [caption]: Meanwhile, on Santorini... [[in a field, where magnificent statues of bulls stand guard]] / Ginny: The Minoans built an outpost of their civilisation here on Santorini. They were bull worshippers. / / Ginny: [[pointing at the statues]] These statues were carved out of stone so tough they've lasted... http://irregularwebcomic.net/658.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #659 | [[scene: The cantina on Tatooine]] / Luke: [[pointing at Chewbacca]] He's not wearing any pants! / / Han: Relax, kid. Wookiees don't have any nudity taboos. Chewbacca told me, none of them wear clothes. / / Obi-Wan: I hate to tell you this, Captain Solo, but Wookiees actually have very strong nudity taboos... / / Obi-Wan:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/659.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #660 | GM: Hello?! Angry mob about to lynch you... What do you do? / / Lambert: I can't run very fast, so we can't outrun them. / Mordekai: And there's too many to fight. / / Draak: Draak talk to them. Tell our side of tale. Say this not our fault. / / Kyros: What sort of boring roleplaying is that? I'll fireball them! / Lambert:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/660.html |
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