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| Irregular Webcomic! #61 | Mordekai: Why don't we have a dwarf in the party? / Alvissa: They're too uncouth? / / Lambert: They eat too much? / Kyros: They fear magic? / / Mordekai: Surely there must be a better reason? / / Me: Okay! Okay! So I don't have a dwarf miniature painted yet! http://irregularwebcomic.net/61.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #62 | Mordekai: I can't believe your opinions of dwarves are so stereotyped. / Alvissa: Excuse me, I have to commune with nature and repair my bow. / / Lambert: I think it's time for second supper. / Kyros: I've got some demons to summon and mystical power to abuse. / / Mordekai: Oh man. Don't you have more imagination... http://irregularwebcomic.net/62.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #63 | Monty: Dad! / Prof. Jones: Junior! / / Monty: [[untying Prof. Jones]] Don't call me Junior! I like "Montana". / Prof. Jones: We named the dog Montana! / / Sallah: You're named after the dog? / Monty: It was better than my real name... / / Prof. Jones: North Dakota Jones Junior. http://irregularwebcomic.net/63.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #64 | Monty: Right. Let's get out of here before Colonel Haken and his Nazi goons return. / / Prof. Jones: But Junior! We must go to Berlin to retrieve my diary. It can lead us to the Grail! / / Monty: Ich bin ein Berliner, hey? / / Prof. Jones: You're a doughnut? http://irregularwebcomic.net/64.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #65 | Mordekai: Did you watch Buffy last night? / / Lambert: No, I missed it. / / Mordekai: It's ok, I taped it. You can borrow it. / / GM: I think you guys need help concentrating. Wandering monster! http://irregularwebcomic.net/65.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #66 | Steve: This looks like a good spot to set up camp. / / Terry: But Steve, are you sure it's safe? / / Steve: Oh, you know me Terry. If there was a dangerous critter within cooee of here, I'd know about it. / / Steve: [[lying back on a nice relaxing crocodile by some snakes, scorpions, and spiders]] I'll just rest... http://irregularwebcomic.net/66.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #67 | Motti: Don't try to frighten us with your sorcerer's ways, Lord Vader. / / Motti: Your sad devotion to that ancient religion has not helped you conjure up the stolen data tapes, or given you clairvoyance enough to find the Rebels' hidden fort... / / Vader: Did you say data tapes? / / Vader: We have the ability... http://irregularwebcomic.net/67.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #68 | Monty: Here's our air tickets, dad. Berlin to Geneva. / / Prof. Jones: [[staring at giant zeppelin tethered to a mast]] Oh My! / / Monty: If there's one thing we can credit the Nazis for, it's investing in zeppelin design and manufacture. http://irregularwebcomic.net/68.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #69 | Monty: Well dad, on our way to Geneva by zeppelin. That was a close escape. / / Haken: Der is Herr Doktor Jones! Nach ihm! Schnell!!! / / Prof. Jones: [[being chased by Nazis]] Junior, how about we escape on the plane attached to the underside of the zeppelin? / / Monty: German zeppelins never carried planes,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/69.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #70 | Mordekai: I tend to the horse for the next four hours. / Kyros: I study my spells. / Lambert: I cook a meal. / Alvissa: I repair my bow. / / [[The party stands around]] / / [[The party stands around some more]] / / Me: Okay. Next time we'll gloss over rest time, instead of roleplaying it. http://irregularwebcomic.net/70.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #71 | Long Tom: Arrr, avast me hearty! What news, bosun? Shiver me timbers! Smartly there, bucko me lad! / / Dirque: The Governor of Tortuga offers a letter of marque if we put the black mark on Cap'n Morgan 'n' scupper the scurvy dog! / / Long Tom: Bah! Keelhaul the lubber, and give the swab a taste o' the cat... http://irregularwebcomic.net/71.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #72 | Nigerian Finance Minister: Oh Man! It's happened to all my important emails again! / / CRT: % mail / CRT: 1 kofi@un.org Mar 23 09:56 Illegal impersonatio / CRT: 2 admin@spamcop Mar 23 10:05 Email Scams are ille / CRT: 3 president@whi Mar 23 10:09 Stop spamming me wit / CRT: 4 blair@gov.uk Mar 23 10:15 UNSUNSCRIBE / CRT:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/72.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #73 | Mordekai: Lambert! You've dropped your Ring in the snow! / / Mordekai: [[close up of hand with golden Ring]] It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing. / / Kyros: Give the Ring-bearer back the Ring, Mordekai. / / Alvissa: Oooh, a Ring? Can I try... http://irregularwebcomic.net/73.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #74 | Harry: Are you sure this will work, Hermione? / Hermione: Of course, Harry. / / Hermione: It's just a simple charm that will make you able to do anything better than Draco. It can't fail. / / Hermione: [[waves her magic wand]] Productium skeletosis! / / Harry: [[now a skeleton, glares at Hermione]] / Hermione: Oooops.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/74.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #75 | Yoda: [[to Luke at a computer]] Use the FORTRAN. / / Luke: All right, I'll give it a try. / Yoda: No! Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try. / / Luke: I can't! The grammar is too hard! / / Yoda: Grammar matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my grammar, do you? http://irregularwebcomic.net/75.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #76 | Harry: [[skeleton]] This is not good, Hermione. / Hermione: Sorry, Harry. / / Harry: Quick, cast a reversal charm to undo the shape change. / Hermione: Okay. / / Hermione: [[waves her magic wand]] Morpholio batrachus! / / Hermione: Oh Harry! / Harry: [[now a toad]] Ribbit. I think you meant backtrackus... Ribbit. http://irregularwebcomic.net/76.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #77 | Long Tom: Arrr! What be ye drinking there, fella me lad?! / / Dirque: It be rum, cap'n! I just broached this cask from our last haul of booty. It be better'n the grog we be splicing our mainbraces with! / / Dirque: Take a mug and have at it, cap'n! / Long Tom: I don't take rum, bosun. / / Long Tom: Won't be no... http://irregularwebcomic.net/77.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #78 | Draco: Granger! What are you doing? Is that Longbottom's toad there? / / Harry: [[toad]] Uh oh, it's Malfoy. / Draco: Potter?! Is that you? / / Harry: [[toad]] Quick Hermione! Cast something - anything to make me bigger so that he can't grab me! / Hermione: Transformus gigantis! / / Harry: [[now an allosaurus]] RAAARRRHH!!! / Hermione:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/78.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #79 | Iki Piki: Hey! What happened? I thought we had proper painted miniatures now. / / GM: [[grinning over a copy of GURPS Cyberpunk]] These are now your cyberspace avatars! You're currently stuck in a simulated reality! / / Iki Piki, Paris, Serron: Oh no!!! / / Serron: Spanners, don't tell us you've hacked all our... http://irregularwebcomic.net/79.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #80 | Paris: So how does this cyberspace work, Spanners? / / Spanners: Our real bodies are unconscious, and plugged into direct neural interfaces that create the illusion that we're here in this landscape. / / Spanners: As we move, we could come across virtual realities and avatars of any computer user. This corridor... http://irregularwebcomic.net/80.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #81 | Paris: So how do we get out of this virtual reality cyberspace? / / Spanners: We trek across the landscape, battling virtual foes, until we find a symbolic key that releases us, being careful not to die, because then we die in reality. / / Paris: Can't we just decide to wake up? Isn't there some sort of safety... http://irregularwebcomic.net/81.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #82 | Serron: Look out. It's a Darth Maul avatar. / / Darth Maul: Fear my trendy double-bladed laser sword! / / Paris: Ha! I fight with two laser swords! / / Iki Piki: Out of the way Paris, so I can use my quadruple laser sword! / Serron: Quintuple! / Spanners: Septuple! http://irregularwebcomic.net/82.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #83 | Hermione: Ron! Quick! Harry's been turned into a dinosaur! / Ron: Oh no! / / Ron: Uh... Hermione? / Hermione: Yes, Ron? / / Ron: What are you doing in the Gryffindor boys' dormitory? / / Hermione: Don't even think about it, Ron. I have a wand and I know how to use it. http://irregularwebcomic.net/83.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #84 | Ron: So how did Harry get turned into a dinosaur? I bet Malfoy had something to do with it. / / Hermione: He was there, yes. / Ron: I knew it! / / Hermione: Well, here he is. What should we do? / Ron: [[gapes at allosaurus]] Woah! / / Harry: [[back to normal]] Ah, it's worn off. / Hermione: Oh yes, spells do that,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/84.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #85 | Martian 2: [dingbats] / [caption]: *Translated from Martian: How goes the plans for the invasion of Earth? / / Martian 3: [dingbats] / [caption]: Pretty good, except we transmitted some taunts by radio... / / Martian 1: [dingbats] / [caption]: ... and we think the Earthlings have deciphered out language. / / Martian... http://irregularwebcomic.net/85.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #86 | Alvissa: So we're stuck in this dungeon for who knows how long. What equipment did you guys bring that might help? / / Kyros: I carry a wand of fireballs and the Orb of the Ancients. / Mordekai: I have a 5 sword of sharpness and the Bow of Tambeskjelver. / / Lambert: I wear mithril chain and wield the Dagger... http://irregularwebcomic.net/86.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #87 | Imperial Officer: Lord Vader, the rebels have fled the ice world of Hoth. After going to the swamp planet of Dagobah, Skywalker has rejoined... / / Imperial Officer: ... his friends on the desert world of Tatooine. And now the rebel fleet is massing for an attack on the forest moon of Endor. / / Vader: I sense... http://irregularwebcomic.net/87.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #88 | Paris: Next time we get into a fight, I'm going to use these. Laser-nunchaku! / Spanners: Laser... nunchaku? / / Paris: Two handles with a flexible field of annihilating energy between them! / / GM: That sounds like a spectacularly bad idea. / / Paris: Oh yes. Which means it's perfect for a role-playing game. http://irregularwebcomic.net/88.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #89 | Prof. Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane, Junior. / / Monty: You'd be surprised at what I can do if I try, dad. / / GM: Errr... Your default skill in Piloting is only 6. / / Monty: Like crash landing. I can do that. http://irregularwebcomic.net/89.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #90 | Prof. Jones: This isn't about archaeology. It's a race against evil! If the Nazis get it, armies of darkness will march across the face of the Earth! / / Prof. Jones: Do you understand me?! / Monty: This is an obsession, dad. I've never understood it. Never. / / Monty: It's like some sort of Holy Grail or something! / / Prof.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/90.html |
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