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| Irregular Webcomic! #931 | GM: Paris' player is coming back from vacation. We need to sort out how we're going to reintroduce her into the campaign. / / Serron: Oh man! You're the GM! It's up to you to figure out a way out of this mess we've created! Why should we take any responsibility?! / / Iki Piki: Why did she go on such a long... http://irregularwebcomic.net/931.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #932 | [[scene: Head Death's desk]] / Head Death: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHY DID YOU BRING THESE PIRATES TO MY OFFICE? / / Charity Collector Guy: They're upset about being collected by me rather than a skeleton... / / Head Death: WE'RE DEATHS! NOBODY'S EVER HAPPY TO SEE US! / / Charity Collector Guy: ... And they demand... http://irregularwebcomic.net/932.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #933 | [[scene: a river bank, the party are disembarking from the barge]] / Bargemaster: Footcrag is just over the hills there. Thank you for saving my barge from the pirates. / / Kyros: Would you consider refunding the silver we paid for passage in gratitude? / Bargemaster: No chance. / / Alvissa: Please ignore my uncouth... http://irregularwebcomic.net/933.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #934 | Charity Collector Guy: I think they have a legitimate grievance. We need to respect all belief systems. / / Head Death: THEY'RE DEAD. THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS. END OF STORY. / / Wendy: I be thinkin' a handsome Reaper such as yeself might be lettin' a poor pirate wench go... / / Head Death: ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH D... http://irregularwebcomic.net/934.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #935 | [[scene: Hitler's Brain's chamber in Berlin]] / Nazi: Mein Fuhrer! A report from Herr Kolonel Haken und Erwin! / Hitler's Brain: Do they have die orichalcum? / / Nazi: Nein! They are taking die zeppelin to Moscow to chase Fraulein Dr Smith, who stole it from them! She is a Russian spy! / / Hitler's Brain: Ach... http://irregularwebcomic.net/935.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #936 | Wendy: We be demandin' a challenge fer our lives, ye scurvy bag o' bones! It be our right! / / Head Death: OH HOW TEDIOUS. VERY WELL. TO WHAT SORT OF CONTEST DO YOU ISSUE SAID CHALLENGE? / Wendy: Pirate slang! Arrr!! / / [[silent beat]] / / Head Death: OH, IT'S NOT WORTH THE DEMEANMENT. LET THEM GO. http://irregularwebcomic.net/936.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #937 | Spanners: It's possible we could get a mindscan from Paris' body. If the alien parasites haven't devoured her brain yet. / / Spanners: The scan of Serron's cabin shows her body's mostly eaten, but the head is intact! Mustn't be very tasty for them. / / Iki Piki: Hey, where'd Serron go? / Spanners: [[looking... http://irregularwebcomic.net/937.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #938 | [sound]: Riiing!! Riiing!! / / Me: [[answering phone]] Hello? Oh! Hi! Well... yes, I know chimps don't have tails. It's just that the LEGO Group doesn't make... / / Me: ... And their social behaviour is presented incorrectly, right. And yes... I know I'm not as funny as Gary Larson. Okay. Yes. Bye. / / Me: [[hanging... http://irregularwebcomic.net/938.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #939 | Mordekai: Why do we have to slog overland to this town? Anyone sensible would settle right on a water supply and navigable river. / / GM: The mighty Elusian River washes gods knows what foul substances down from Orcish lands. The town is on a pure tributary. / / GM: The bargemaster had no business at Footcrag,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/939.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #940 | [[scene: Head Death's office]] / Head Death: CHOKING ON A GIANT FROG. AREN'T YOU ON STRIKE LIKE THE OTHERS? / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: I FIGURED THERE MIGHT BE SOME SORT OF... REWARD FOR REMAINING LOYAL TO YOU, SIR. / / Head Death: YOU FIGURED INCORRECTLY. / / Adam: [[triumphantly]] Another myth busted! / Death... http://irregularwebcomic.net/940.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #941 | [[scene: cockpit of the plane flying to Kiev. Lightning flashes are visible through the window]] / Pilot: This landing will be tricky. There's snow on the runway. / / Prof. Jones: I've experienced worse. Take her in! / / Pilot: Worse flying weather? / / Prof. Jones: No, worse piloting. [[pointing at Monty]] Junior... http://irregularwebcomic.net/941.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #942 | [[close up of Paris' face]] / / [[camera zooms out a bit]] / / [[camera zooms way out, showing Paris alone on an infinite featureless plane]] / / Paris: Stupid afterlife. http://irregularwebcomic.net/942.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #943 | Me: I need a new Shakespeare storyline. Hmmm... let's review what happened last time. / / Me: Will had a money-making opportunity based on a ridiculous premise. The characters exchanged jokes about it amidst unresolved sexual tension. / / Me: Will was thwarted in a farcical manner by Ophelia doing the right... http://irregularwebcomic.net/943.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #944 | Kyros: So the barge guy let us off two miles from the town just because he didn't want to pay a couple of silver coins? What a tightwad! / / GM: Would you have offered to pay the docking fee for him? / / Kyros: Hell no! / / Mordekai: Especially not after I went to the effort of stealing back the fares we paid! / Kyros:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/944.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #945 | Dino Boy: [[picking teeth with toothpick]] Mmm... that fried chicken was good. / Worm Master: [[lying on sofa watching Dino Boy and toying with a worm]] Chickens evolved from dinosaurs, you know. / Refractive Man: [[looking bored, leaning on the sofa]] So now what do we do? / Captain Spatula: [[reading a Parry... http://irregularwebcomic.net/945.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #946 | Spanners: Serron! I can't believe you did that! / Serron: What?! I just went to the toilet! / / Spanners: You put barbecue sauce on Paris' head! / Serron: Not recently! It must have been someone else! / / Spanners: Someone else?! Oh, right, there just happens to be an extra person on board who looks exactly like... http://irregularwebcomic.net/946.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #947 | Head Death: YOU'VE COME BACK TO YOUR JOB BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T HELP YOURSELF. / / Head Death: DEATH IS A COSMIC IMPERATIVE. IT'S IN YOUR BONES. SO TO SPEAK. / / Head Death: THE STRIKE WAS DOOMED FROM THE START. AS THE CALLS GO OUT, THE OTHERS WILL RETURN TO THE FOLD. / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: YOU MEAN...? / / Head... http://irregularwebcomic.net/947.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #948 | [[scene: a train platform in Kiev]] / Ginny: I have to get to Moscow! How much longer will the train be delayed? / / Train Guy: On tracks much snow. Maybe tomorrow, maybe next day... / / Ginny: What I have in this suitcase is vital for the Soviet government! / / Train Guy: Oh. In that case... until spring train... http://irregularwebcomic.net/948.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #949 | [[scene: a lurid landscape of primary colours, with a conspicuous yellow brick road. A house nearby sits on top of a set of legs wearing red slippers. A girl with a little white dog looks around inquisitively]] / Dorothy: Oh my, what a storm. Where are we? Oh, there's a sign, maybe that will help. / / Dorothy... http://irregularwebcomic.net/949.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #950 | Alvissa: [[looking down from a hill to a small town in the distance]] There's the town of Footcrag! / / Lambert: Phew, am I happy to see that. I'm glad this quest is nearly over. It's been exhausting. / / Alvissa: Um, Lambert, we've barely begun. We haven't even reached the Orcrift Mountains yet. / / Lambert:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/950.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #951 | Iki Piki: It looks like we can't kill these xenomorphs! How will we get rid of them?! / / Spanners: The one copying Serron is still in his cabin with the ones infesting Paris. We can vent the lot of them right into space. / / Serron: Hang on. You can expose my cabin to vacuum? Surely that's not a standard... http://irregularwebcomic.net/951.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #952 | [[Dino Boy wakes up on a fine morning]] / / [[Dino Boy in dressing gown on front porch, picking up newspaper]] / / [[Newspaper close up: PLUTONIUM HEIST - Where were the League of Good Guys?]] / / GM: I told you it was a clue! / / Dino Boy: But you're the GM! You're always trying to trick us! http://irregularwebcomic.net/952.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #953 | Adam: So there's some sort of strike on? What about me then? By all rights, I can't be legally collected! / / Head Death: WE'LL RETURN YOU TO LIFE THIS TIME. WE'LL BE SEEING YOU AGAIN SOON ENOUGH. / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: BUT HE CHOKED ON A GIANT FROG! HE'S MINE! / / Head Death: WE MAY BE DEATH,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/953.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #954 | Marcus: What a fine day for a walk around the central administrative district of Rome. / Julius: Agreed! / / Marcus: [[spotting a poster stuck to a column]] What's this? Some sort of public announcement? / Julius: What does it say? / / Marcus [reading]: "OMFG teh carthage r teh suxx0r!!1!1!" / / Marcus: Such immaturity! / Julius:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/954.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #955 | Ginny: I need to return to the Soviet government in Moscow! This obstruction is treason! / / Train Guy: What you will do? You are one Russian, in Kiev, surrounded by millions of Ukrainians. To Ukraine first we loyal, Soviets never! / / Ginny: I'm friends with Stalin, you know. / / Train Guy: Oh, what he will... http://irregularwebcomic.net/955.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #956 | Mordekai: [[walking to the town of Footcrag]] So they grow apples here? / Alvissa: Yes. / / Alvissa: The climate here in the foothills of the Orcrift Mountains is exactly right. Light winter frosts, clearing to an early spring with no strong prevailing winds. / / Alvissa: 50 inches of rainfall evenly distributed... http://irregularwebcomic.net/956.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #957 | Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: So how come Fireballs can still organise this strike and resist the temptation to return to work? / / Head Death: I demoted him to a Fate Worse Than Death. He's not currently a Death. / / Head Death: Hmmm. That's an easy way to end this strike. I'm going to have to reinstate... http://irregularwebcomic.net/957.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #958 | Ophelia: [[walking past Mercutio's desk]] Well, I'm done for today. See you tomorrow, Mercutio. / / Mercutio: [[waving at Ophelia]] Bye Ophelia. Remember, tomorrow is Causal Day. / / [[silent beat as Ophelia stops in her tracks and thinks about that for a second]] / / Ophelia: Causal Day? / Mercutio: Yeah. Everything... http://irregularwebcomic.net/958.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #959 | [[scene: Head Death's desk]] / Paris: Okay. I accept I'm dead. But isn't there anything I can do about it? / / Head Death: I'M AFRAID NOT. / / Paris: What about my crewmates? Can they really clone my body and transfer my mind from a detailed neurochemical scan of my brain? / / Head Death: YOU KNOW, THAT SORT OF... http://irregularwebcomic.net/959.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #960 | [[scene: the Mythbusters workshop]] / Jamie: Adam! You're alive! / Adam: [[sitting up on the floor]] Jamie! What happened? / / Jamie: You nearly died after choking on that giant frog. You were out for minutes. I was so worried... / / Adam: For my wellbeing? That's surprisingly touching. / / Jamie: No, that we'd wasted... http://irregularwebcomic.net/960.html |
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