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| Irregular Webcomic! #121 | Erwin: [[dragging in a skeleton]] Ve haff retrieved Herr Kolonel Haken's body von die Grail chamber, mein disembodied Fuhrer's brain! / / Hitler's Brain: Sie gut! Zis is vhere mein infamous obzession mit die occult comes in handy! Konnekt him to der machine! / / Erwin: Jawohl, mein Fuhrer! / Hitler's Brain:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/121.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #122 | Haken: Thank you for resurrecting me, mein Fuhrer. / Hitler's Brain: Where is the grail? / / Haken: An archaeologist named Herr Doktor Jones has it. I will track him down like a dog and retrieve the Grail! / / Hitler's Brain: Wunderbar! With it, the armies of the Third Reich will be unstoppable! / / Haken: So,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/122.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #123 | Mordekai: So, Alvissa, if elves live for thousands of years, why haven't you outpopulated all the other races and taken over the world? / / Alvissa: Elven children breast feed for 30 years, teethe for 20 years, throw tantrums for about 100 years, and... / / Alvissa: ... don't take to toilet training until... http://irregularwebcomic.net/123.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #124 | Vader: [[standing over Luke]] Obi-Wan never told you about my father. / Luke: [[hanging one-handed over an abyss]] He told me enough! / / Luke: He told me you killed him! / Vader: No, Luke. My father. / / Vader: I was conceived by midichlorians! / / Luke: Noooooo..!!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/124.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #125 | Paris: So we're stuck in virtual reality again. / Spanners: It could be worse. / / Paris: Oh really? And just how could it be worse? / / Agent Smith: Hello... Mr... Anderson. / / Paris: Okay. It's worse. http://irregularwebcomic.net/125.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #126 | Comlink: Aaaarrrgghh!!! Aaaarrrgghh!!! Aaaarrrgghh!!! / / Threepio: Listen to them, they're dying, Artoo! Curse my metal body! I wasn't fast enough! / / Artoo: Boop! Beep! Boop! Bleep! Beep! Bloop! http://irregularwebcomic.net/126.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #127 | [[Paris flattened by a kung-fu kick from Agent Smith]] / / [[Iki-Piki, Spanners and Serron rush Agent Smith, who leaps in the air]] / / [[Agent Smith execute an aerial kick that knocks down the other three]] / / [[Agent Smith lands among the fallen combatants]] / / GM: Well, what do you expect if none of you take... http://irregularwebcomic.net/127.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #128 | Me: DVD night!!! [[flourishes Harry Potter and The Matrix]] / / Me: [thinking] This is such a cool movie. / / Me: [thinking] "Tom Marvolo Riddle" is an anagram for "I am Lord Voldemort". That's so brilliant. / / Me: As opposed to "Neo" and The "One"... Hello, are these characters all brain-dead? http://irregularwebcomic.net/128.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #129 | [caption]: The late Cretaceous... / / [caption]: An awesome display of nature, red in tooth and claw...[[totally awesome Tyranosaurus/ Triceratops battle]] / / [caption]: Life, and death, in the eternal cycle, unstoppable by any force...[[The Tyranosaurus is winning, getting a vicious bite in]] / / [caption]:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/129.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #130 | Stormtrooper: [[busily guarding his speeder bike]] Dum te-dum... / / [[An Ewok sneaks up behind him]] / / [[The Ewok sucessfully steals the bike]] / Stormtrooper: Hey! [[firing wildly]] / [sound]: Zooom! / / [sound]: Zooom! / / Ewok: [[hanging off the bike]] Waheeaaah! / [sound]: Zooom! / / Stormtrooper: Oh man. Why couldn't... http://irregularwebcomic.net/130.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #131 | Martian 1: The Earth reconnaissance saucer has returned, oh leader! / Martian 2: Excellent. / / Martian 2: What intelligence have you gathered on their military forces? / Martian 3: They form groups and are easily killed by evisceration. / / Martian 3: The internal organs are quite tasty. They put up little resistance... http://irregularwebcomic.net/131.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #132 | Agent Smith: [[staring at the dead bodies strewn around the VR floor]] Well. That... was... easy. / / GM: The virtual kung fu master takes you prisoner and you spend six months in a VR prison. One day you wake up and find yourselves back in the real world, where only two hours have passed. / / Paris: GM fiat!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/132.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #133 | Prof. Jones: Ah, Venice. My favourite city. / Monty: So, dad... / / Monty: Now you've found the Grail, what are you going to do? / Prof. Jones: Oh, the Grail was just the beginning, Junior. / / Prof. Jones: We must stop Hitler from getting the Spear of Longinus, the True Cross, the Emerald Codex of Hermes Trismegistos... / / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/133.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #134 | Spanners: Hmmm. A McAliens. I could use a snack. / Iki Piki: Oh please... / / Iki Piki: Their food is awful. / Spanners: Yeah, but at least they cater to the special dietary requirements of my species. / / Spanners: Gimme a double cockroach burger. / / Server: You want flies with that? http://irregularwebcomic.net/134.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #135 | [sound]: [[Charity Collector Guy knocking]] Knock! Knock! / / Steve: Yes, mate? / Charity Collector Guy: Hi, I'm campaigning for greater community awareness of typewriters. / / Steve: Crikey! What can I do to help? / / Charity Collector Guy: Buy a ribbon? http://irregularwebcomic.net/135.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #136 | Iki Piki: Space banditos! / Bandito: Stick 'em up, muchachos! / / Paris: Eat ionised plasma, dirtbags! / / Serron: You realise that's a tautology? Plasma is by definition ionised. / Paris: It's comments like that... / / [sound]: Blamm! Blamm! Blamm! Blamm! / Paris: [[standing over the smoking corpse of an excessively... http://irregularwebcomic.net/136.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #137 | Draak: RAAARRRGGGHHH!!! / / Mordekai: Uh oh. It's a lizard man. You know what that means. / Kyros: Er... no? / / Mordekai: We've reached the halfway point in the dungeon. / Kyros: We have? / / Mordekai: Sure. Lizard men always appear halfway into a dungeon. They have more hit dice than orcs and fewer than ogres. http://irregularwebcomic.net/137.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #138 | GM: Okay, you're examining the enigmatic alien device you recovered from the archaeological expedition on Gamma Prime Four. / / Iki Piki: Careful what buttons you press. It might explode. / Serron: [[poking the device]] Explode? / / Iki Piki: Sure. Enigmatic alien devices always explode if you hit the wrong... http://irregularwebcomic.net/138.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #139 | Spanners: I've had enough. I'm pressing this button here. / Iki Piki: Stand back! / / GM: It works! Holographic displays give you access to the accumulated wisdom of a million years of alien culture! / / Spanners: It works perfectly after aeons buried in the irradiated soil of a dead planet. / Iki Piki: Alien... http://irregularwebcomic.net/139.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #140 | Draak: Raarrrgghh!! / Lambert: Hey, lizard man, would you like to work as my bodyguard? / / Draak: What you pay? / Lambert: Two silver pieces a week. / Draak: Draak like. / / Mordekai: Hang on! I don't think we should let a lizard man join the party! / Draak: You want Draak smite? / Mordekai: On second thought... / / Alvissa:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/140.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #141 | Charity Collector Guy: The campaign for greater community awareness of typewriters is also promoting a blood drive. / / Steve: Crikey! I'd donate, but I don't your campaign would want my blood. / / Charity Collector Guy: Why not? / / Steve: I'm a type-O. http://irregularwebcomic.net/141.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #142 | Mordekai: [[encountering a nice, shiny sword on the floor]] O-ho! What's this? / / GM: The Sword of Barlon. It's 4 skill, 8 damage, and flames on command. But it slowly drains your soul and turns you into a zombie... / / Mordekai: Cool! I'll use it! / Lambert: Didn't you hear what he said? / / Lambert: It'll... http://irregularwebcomic.net/142.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #143 | Paris: Virtual reality again? / / Serron: Hey, there's a mosquito. [[swats at it]] / [sound]: Zzzzz... / / [sound]: Zzzzz... / Paris: [[swatting frantically at tiny black specks]] Now there's hundred! And they're flying sideways! / Spanners: They're rotated. / [sound]: Zzzzz... Zzzzz... Zzzzz... Zzzzz... Zzzzz... / / [sound]:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/143.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #144 | Harry: Look Ron! Sirius sent me another new broom! / Ron: Whoa, cool! / / Ron: A Nimbus 4000?! That's bloody brilliant! / Harry: Yeah! / / Hermione: Harry! How do you know that's not a cursed broom sent by You-Know-Who? / Ron: Oh, Hermione, what sort of idiot would fall for that? / / Harry: Come to think of it, the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/144.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #145 | Me: [thinking] Two more days to the release of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! / / Me: [thinking] [[consulting list]] Sleeping bag for the night outside the bookstore - check. Fridge stocked with food for when I get home - check. / / Me: [thinking] Mustn't forget to unplug the phone so friends can't... http://irregularwebcomic.net/145.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #146 | Hermione: There's a horde of Muggles outside Flourish and Blotts, Harry, and they're chanting your name! / / Mob: Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry! / / Harry: I'm going out to see what they want. / Hermione: Be careful. They could turn into a mob. / / Harry: I'm Harry. What do... http://irregularwebcomic.net/146.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #147 | Me: [[reading Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix]] / / Me: [[still reading]] / / Me: [[still reading]] / / Me: [[still reading]] You don't expect me to stop and make a comic today, do you? http://irregularwebcomic.net/147.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #148 | [caption]: New character generation... / Kyros: Terminally Ill! 100 extra character points! I'll take that! / Alvissa: Ooh! Me too! / Lambert: And me! / Draak: Draak like! / Mordekai: Yeah! / / GM: [[annoyed]] You can't all take Terminally Ill! / / Lambert: Why not? / / GM: This is a one-shot adventure... http://irregularwebcomic.net/148.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #149 | Haken: Herr Doktor Jones. We meet again. / Monty: Colonel Haken! / / Prof. Jones: But... you died in the Grail chamber! / Haken: Nazi science sneers at the boundary between life and death! / / Monty: But... but... that's interfering with things best left alone by mortals! / / Haken: I'm sorry... Who used the Holy... http://irregularwebcomic.net/149.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #150 | Me: [thinking] [[blurred headshot]] Hmmm... / / Me: [thinking] [[fuzzy close-up of an eye]] Something odd going on here. / / Me: [thinking] [[still blurry]] I need to work this out. Think, man, think! / / Me: [thinking] [[in a blur]] Must focus... http://irregularwebcomic.net/150.html |
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