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| Irregular Webcomic! #1561 | Paris: So what are those two idiots up to anyway? / Spanners: Buying illegal weapons for the ship. / Paris: But... That's illegal! They could get themselves arrested, or shot, or worse! How could you let them go?! / Paris: Oh... clever. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1561.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1562 | Dwalin: Thus way, quick! We nid tae negootiate thus dark passage tae safety. [[translation: This way, quick! We need to negotiate this dark passage to safety.]] [[leads the way into a pitch black tunnel]] / Dwalin: [[in pitch blackness]] Och. Withoot thu wizard and his magic oorb, we're joost foombling... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1562.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1563 | Terry: Steve! What happened? / Steve: Crikey! Some sort of demarcation dispute. / Yeti: Speaking of demarcation, we've performed the banishing ritual. Cthulhu can't return to Earth for 99 years. Unless someone deliberately summons him of course. / Yeti: And who would be crazy enough to do that? / [[scene... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1563.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1564 | Mercutio: Gah... a meeting with Mr Marlowe is enough to ruin my productivity for the day. Time for a corrective dose of Slashdot. / [[Mercutio reads, dumbfounded]] / [[He gets up and walks across to Ophelia]] / Mercutio: Remember what you said about nothing interesting ever happening? http://irregularwebcomic.net/1564.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1565 | Dirque: [[in the crow's nest]] Sail to stern! It be an English galleon! / Long Tom: A galleon! We be able to take that on! / Wendy: But cap'n, it be English. / Long Tom: So? / Wendy: It be an Imperial galleon! 20 percent bigger than an American galleon. / Long Tom: Arrr! Hoist more sail! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1565.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1566 | Monty: [[pointing at a closed door]] What's in there? / Minnesota Jones: The Sistine Chapel. / Monty: The Sistine Chapel! Let's have a look! / Minnesota Jones: We don't have time. / Monty: [[stopping by the door as Minesota Jones keeps walking past it]] The Sistine Chapel! / Minnesota Jones: It's overrated.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1566.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1567 | Honey: [[near a door]] Here's the nuclear reactor room. Quick, inside! / Stud: [[in radiation suit]] Erm... and... uh... / Honey: Look, all you have to do is destroy the place. / Stud: Ah. Now that I can do. [[walks through the door]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/1567.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1568 | Paris: I met this guy, a genetic engineer. His name was fforbes-Davīs. With a lower case double-f at the beginning, and an umlaut over the i. / Spanners: Wow. Pretentious. He must come from a long line of really posh nobles or something. / Paris: That's his first name. / Spanners: Yeah, see, that's... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1568.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1569 | Steve: Crikey! All's well that end's well, eh? / Yeti: Spiffing, wot. The only loose end is that Nepal needs a new ruler. / Steve: I'll do it! / Terry: Steve, I don't think... / Yeti: Capital idea! All hail King Steve the Second! / Steve: Second? / Yeti: Long story. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1569.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1570 | [[scene: a pitch black tunnel]] / Alvissa: Did you say something, Lambert? / Lambert: What? No. / Alvissa: It sounded like someone short. / Lambert: Hello?! We have a dwarf in the party! / Dwalin: Och! 'Tweren't me! / Gollum: Yesss it wasss... / Draak: Draak smash! / Dwalin: Nae!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1570.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1571 | [newspaper]: [[headline]] Martians claim to have already conquered Earth / [newspaper]: [[subhead]] Cite Wikipedia as reference / [newspaper]: [[grainy photo of Martians in Ishmael's room, accompanying story in tiny text]] / [newspaper]: [[headline]] Allosaurus begs to differ / [newspaper]: [[subhead]]... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1571.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1572 | Minnesota Jones: Be careful. The floor here is treacherous. [[stepping amongst loose tiles on the floor]] / Minnesota Jones: These little square tiles are slippery, loose-fitting, and uneven. It's easy to lose your footing. / Monty: They're all engraved with little letters. I see a lot of Js, Xs, Qs,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1572.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1573 | Shady black market weapons dealer: Transfer your money now at this terminal and we'll deliver the weapons tomorrow. / Iki Piki: How do we know we can trust you? / Shady black market weapons dealer: You don't. / Iki Piki: Ah. This is one of those classic cinematic moments where we actually can trust... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1573.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1574 | Wendy: The English galleon be gainin' on us! They be after Greybeard's treasure map! / Long Tom: Arrr! Luck be with us! The sun be settin', an' there be no moon. Belay them lanterns, ye scurvy swabs! / Dirque: Aye, cap'n! / [[scene change: The English galleon in hot pursuit. The sun is setting slowly... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1574.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1575 | [[scene: Dr No's nuclear reactor control area.]] / Dr No: [[sitting at a control panel, checking various system parameters]] Radiation levels? / Henchman: [[off-screen]] Normal. / Dr No: Control rods? [[Stud is creeping up behind Dr No, unseen]] / Dr No: Control rods?! Chang? [[turns to look around... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1575.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1576 | Ophelia: Martian invasion?! What?! / Mercutio: It's on Slashdot. It must be true. / Mercutio: Never-ending ethnic conflicts, global warming, now this. Sometimes I think we should trash the current world, reboot, and restore from the last save set. / Ophelia: And how far back would that set us? / Mercutio:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1576.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1577 | [[scene: the pitch black tunnel]] / Gollum: My precioussss... / [sound]: Thunk! / Dwalin: Och! Ma heed! [[translation: Ow! My head!]] / Dwalin: Luik where ye're swingin' that cloob, ye reptilian clod! [[translation: Look where you're swinging that club, you reptilian clod!]] / Gollum: Gollum! Gollum! / Draak:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1577.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1578 | Monty: [[walking down a passage in the Vatican]] So we've done the hard part? Getting past the guards? / Ginny: You're forgetting two things... / Minnesota Jones: The Pope's rottweilers! [[two vicious looking dogs block the passage ahead]] / Monty: I thought that was a joke. / Ginny: I never joke... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1578.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1579 | [[scene: A plane flight from Nepal back to Australia.]] / Steve: And you thought we wouldn't find any yetis! Crikey! It's been a trip full of surprises! / Steve: I bet you never thought we'd make friends with a whole village of them! Or that I'd become King of Nepal! / Steve: Or be taken prisoner by... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1579.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1580 | [title]: Wittgenstein and Nietzsche, by Morgan-Matterson / Spaceman Spiff: Spaceman Spiff is hit!! His ship spirals out of control! / Spacemen Spiff: The chrono-displacement circuits overload! / Spaceman Spiff: He crash lands on Earth, but in what time period? / Spaceman Spiff: It's the Jurassic!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1580.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1581 | [sound]: [[from computer terminal]] Bing! / Iki Piki: Okay, the money is transferred. / Shady black market weapons dealer: Excellent... Now, prepare to be dismembered for your organs. [[a shady goon with a gun appears and points it at the heroes]] / Iki Piki: What? We trusted you! / Shady black market... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1581.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1582 | [[scene: The Mos Eisley cantina.]] / Luke: Gah, what's that awful noise?! / Obi-Wan: The cantina band. They're playing the old hit song, Skive and Villainy. Very popular in my day. / Luke: Sounds like they don't even know the words! / Obi-Wan: Apparently not. I dare say you will never hear a more... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1582.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1583 | Long Tom: Arrr, it be dark. Now we be losin' that English galleon. Hard a starboard, helmsman! / Long Tom: Ye see, Wendy, they be unable to be doin' anythin' but be headin' straight fer our last sighted position. / Long Tom: By makin' a big, long turn, we be evadin' pursuit! / Wendy: [[pointing towards... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1583.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1584 | Mercutio: The Martians are waging an information war. There's only one way to fight back. / Mercutio: We need to use the Internet to spread our own fictions, our own propaganda. We need a master of rhetoric, who can work miracles with the English language. [[Will Shakespeare overhears and walks over]] / Mercutio:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1584.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1585 | Rottweilers: Grrrr! / Monty: These rottweilers look vicious. / Monty: If only we had some meat. A steak or something. / Prof. Jones: Yes, I could do with a snack. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1585.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1586 | [[scene: complete darkness]] / Lambert: It's got my ring! / Gollum: Gollum! Gollum! / Mordekai: It's running away! / Draak: Draak chase! / Alvissa: Don't separate the party! / Alvissa: Especially not here in the dark! You hear me, guys? / Alvissa: Guys? http://irregularwebcomic.net/1586.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1587 | Ishmael: [[checking his computer]] This is going well. Someone wrote an eyewitness report on Wikinews, and cnn.com picked it up. Your invasion is headline news. / Martian 1: Excellent. And we can rule Earth from this computer? / Ishmael: Won't you need a huge operations centre, to coordinate all the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1587.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1588 | Stud: Hmmm... Maybe if I turn this knob... [[fiddles with the nuclear power plant controls]] / [[Dr No looks at the reactor diagnostics on his screen in horror.]] / Dr No: [[racing over to confront Stud]] You fool! You're making the reactor go critical! / Stud: Huh? I was just trying to see if I could... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1588.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1589 | Spanners: [[checking a console]] Hmmm. Looks like Iki Piki and Serron just spent a lot of money. / Paris: You're keeping tabs on other crew members' accounts?! That's sneaky and underhanded! How can you do that with a clear conscience?! / Spanners: [[looking at the console again]] They spent your money. / Paris:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1589.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1590 | [[scene: Somewhere in the Caribbean, it is a pitch black night, pierced only by the faint ghostly lanterns on board the British galleon Anatotitan.]] / Ponsonby: What are we doing here, Mister Mate? Sailing our ship across this inky blackness? / Ponsonby: Chasing after pirates of the Caribbean to retrieve... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1590.html |
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