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| Irregular Webcomic! #1591 | Minnesota Jones: Actually, I saved some leftovers from the restaurant. [[produces a bag]] / Minnesota Jones: We can use them to distract the rottweilers. / Prof. Jones: You can't do that! That's just wrong! / Minnesota Jones: What? / Prof. Jones: Giving a doggie bag to dogs! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1591.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1592 | Mercutio: [[on phone]] We need your help to defend Earth against the Martians. / Nigerian Finance Minister: [[on phone]] Anything for a good cause! / Mercutio: [[on phone]] Can you organise an e-mail campaign, informing the people of Earth that Martians have not landed, and that the whole invasion... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1592.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1593 | [[scene: Dark tunnels]] / Draak: Draak smash! / Lambert: After the thief! / Mordekai: "Lovable rogue"! / Lambert: No, the other thief! / Mordekai: Oh, right. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1593.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1594 | [[scene: A holding cell, with strong bars keeping Iki Piki and Serron inside.]] / Iki Piki: Well, this sucks. / Iki Piki: Locked in a holding cell and about to get our vital organs extracted for black market transplants. / GM: I told you that trying to buy illegal weapons was illegal and dangerous! / Serron:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1594.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1595 | Ishmael: Just the three of you?! I thought you were the advance scouting party! You mean you're the entire invasion fleet?! / Martian 1: Allow me a moment to confer with my colleagues... [[steps aside to discuss with the other Martians]] / Martian 2: [[in huddle]] I suggest we need to exaggerate our... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1595.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1596 | [[scene: Dark tunnels. If anything, actually darker.]] / Lambert: This reminds me of the time my Uncle Bilbert was chasing a rival through some dark tunnels. / Mordekai: Not another one of your Uncle Bilbert stories! I'll give you a swift boot up the back side if you don't stop! / Lambert: So anyway,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1596.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1597 | [[scene: The Vatican. The Pope's rottweilers are busy eating the food from the doggie bag.]] / Minnesota Jones: There, the dogs are distracted by the food. Let's go. {walks past the dogs} / Monty: [[following]] Wait a minute. That restaurant we went to has an all-you-can-eat menu... / Monty: ... and... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1597.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1598 | [sound]: Knock! Knock! / Charity Collector Guy: Hi. I'm collecting to fund fundamental research into time travel. / Steve: Crikey! I know! You were here yesterday too! / Charity Collector Guy: Not yet. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1598.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1599 | [off-panel voice]: Despair not, friends, rescue is at hand! / Iki Piki: I wonder who that is? The voice seems oddly familiar. / Serron: That's not Paris, alive again, is it? / Iki Piki: What do you think is less likely: that Paris is alive again, or that if she were, she'd come to rescue us? / Serron:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1599.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1600 | Me: You may be wondering where the next instalment of James Stud and Dr No is. / Me: There will be a short delay in continuing the story. Because I only have one radiation suit. / Me: But mostly because, of course, being the climactic scene of a James Stud story... / Me: I have to construct and then... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1600.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1601 | Ophelia: Any luck? / Mercutio: No. He says it's against his principles to use e-mail to spread untruths. He did offer to sell us a Nigerian State Lottery ticket though. / Ophelia: So now what? / Mercutio: We need someone skilled at denying the existence of aliens. / Man in Black: [[appearing suddenly]]... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1601.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1602 | GM: By the way, Dwalin, you detect that the passage is sloping. / Dwalin: [[in pitch blackness]] Uip or doon? [[translation: Up or down?]] / GM: It just says you have a 75% chance of detecting sloping passages. Nothing about up or down. / Dwalin: Well fat lo' o' guid tha' is! [[translation: Well fat... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1602.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1603 | [[scene: A courtroom.]] / Defence Counsel: ... so it's clear, your Honour, from this new footage that my client acted purely in self defence, and thus must be acquitted. / Judge: Hmmm. But it's inconsistent with the earlier film, shown by the prosecution. This whole case really boils down to one question:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1603.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1604 | Ginny: [[approaching a door in the Vatican]] And here's the last obstacle. The Vatican Library door with the lock designed by Leonardo da Vinci. / Minnesota Jones: Let me have a look. I know the sorts of things old Leo would do. / Monty: For the last time, Pop, you couldn't possibly have known da Vinci. / Minnesota... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1604.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1605 | [off-panel voice]: We'll be right there, as soon as we deal with these guards! / [sound]: Zap! Bang! Pow! Thud! / Iki Piki: Wow! Whoever these guys are, they're good! / Shady black market weapons dealer: [[off-panel]] Some rescue party! Now you can join your friends as organ donation material! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1605.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1606 | [[scene: A meeting of the US President's top advisors and chiefs of staff.]] / Loren: The President "refuses" to surrender to the Martians. / Loren: Though his tone suggests he considers the Internet rumours of their existence a Clear and Present Danger to US security. / Loren: Our course of action... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1606.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1607 | Jamie: Today we're busting the myth that hollandaise has to contain egg yolks. / Jamie: In our practical experimental manner, I'm going to mix up butter and lemon juice, but substitute tabasco for the eggs... / Adam: You can't just modify the recipe like that and expect to get away with it! / Jamie:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1607.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1608 | Dwalin: I thunk 'tis gettin' lighter. We moost be approochin' thu ind o' thu toonel. [[translation: I think it's getting lighter. We must be approaching the end of the tunnel.]] / Draak: Yes. Light mess with Draak heat sight. / Mordekai: "Heat sight"? Wait a minute. You have infravision? You can see... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1608.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1609 | [Pop up window with message]: AdBlock. The website you are attempting to access: http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/ has no advertising banners, links, logos, promotions, pop-ups, pop-unders, scritps, marketing devices, reciprocal vanity links, T-shirt sales, webcomic rating "vote for my strip" buttons,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1609.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1610 | Serron: Oh man, whoever that is trying to rescue us, they suck. / Serron: Imagine being captured by this pathetic bunch of goons. How hopeless can you get? / Shady black market weapons dealer: All right, in you go with your buddies. [[ushers people who look identical to Serron and Iki Piki into the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1610.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1611 | Monty: So how is this lock so tricky? / Minnesota Jones: The combination is never the same twice, and is concealed by a means so devious as to send men into a gibbering descent into insanity. / Monty: Well here's an inscribed brass plaque. That's a start. / Prof. Jones: What does it say? / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1611.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1612 | Dr No: Wait a minute, you're not Chang! James Stud! / Stud: Correct! Well, Dr No, I guess there's nothing more left for us to do but fight it out to the death! / Stud: Bring on the indestructible gorilla of a henchman! / Dr No: Darn. I knew there was some detail of being a megalomaniacal madman that... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1612.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1613 | Mercutio: [[looking at computer]] Hmmm. Someone's updated the Wikipedia article to say that Earth has now surrendered to the Martians. / Man in Black: That's not possible. / Mercutio: Because Martians don't exist? / Man in Black: No, because that article has been locked. / Mercutio: But... that means...... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1613.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1614 | Dwalin: Aha! Thus be the way oot to thu sufface. [[translation: Aha! This is the way out to the surface.]] / Lambert: How can you tell? Do dwarves have some infallible racial inner sense of depth? / Dwalin: Nae. [[indicates a sign in the tunnel]] Yon sign points to thu solarium. [[translation: No.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1614.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1615 | [caption]: Dawn, somewhere in the Caribbean. / Mate: [[looking through a sextant's telescope at the horizon]] No sign of the pirates, captain. / Ponsonby: What's our position? / Mate: I'd say: Pretty hopeless. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1615.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1616 | [[scene: The holding cell where the shady black market weapons dealer has stowed Iki Piki and Serron pending their imminent involuntary organ donations.]] / Iki Piki 2: Don't be confused. We're you. / Iki Piki 2: From the future. / [[beat]] / Iki Piki: Right... Because that's not confusing at all... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1616.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1617 | [caption]: The Philosopher's Stone: / Dumbledore: A young wizard named Voldemort, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, betrayed and murdered your parents. / [caption]: The Prisoner of Azkaban: / Dumbledore: And these hex points, too accurate for goblins. Only Death Eaters are so precise. / [caption]:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1617.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1618 | Ginny: Well, right away I can see two inconsistencies in da Vinci's problem that might help us solve it. / Minnesota Jones: Yes, Dr Smith? / Ginny: Trains heading north from Florence have to climb the Appenines. There's no way they can reach 35 mph. / Minnesota Jones: Go on... / Ginny: And there is... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1618.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1619 | Man in Black: [[into walkie-talkie]] I don't care how devastating it is. Unleash the ultimate weapon! / Mercutio: What? No! / Man in Black: Yes! / [[scene change: Ishmael's college dorm room]] / Ishmael: More e-mail for you. Woah... it's huge! / Martian 1: What is it? / Ishmael: A list of matters... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1619.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1620 | [caption]: Flashback to 1998 and the excitement we all felt at seeing the first trailers for Star Wars Episode I: / Yoda: Fear is the path to the Dark Side. Fear leads to anger. / Yoda: Anger leads to hate. / Yoda: Hate... leads to suffering. / Yoda: I sense much fear in the fan base about the quality... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1620.html |
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