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| Irregular Webcomic! #1651 | Quercus: [[over ship's intercom]] Mr Spanners, the cargo has just been delivered. / / Spanners: Thanks, Quercus. Now, the question is how long should we wait for Serron and Iki Piki? We don't know what they're up to. / / Paris: Why don't we just call them? Being a highly technological society, we must... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1651.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1652 | Monty: Okay then... here goes... [[rolls die]] / / [sound]: Clatter! / / Monty: The die is cast. / / Prof. Jones: Six! Well done, Junior! And look, something else has popped out of the slot. / / Monty: It's a bigger cube, with nine squares of different colours on each face. I count six different colours all together... / / Minnesota... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1652.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1653 | Stud: [[running through Dr No's secret base]] Right, that's Dr No taken care of, and his base is about to blow up. / / Stud: All that's left is for me to make good my escape! / / [[Stud climbs into a boat on the docks]] / / Anonymous worker 1: Aaaarhhh! [[running for his life]] / / Anonymous worker 2: Aaaarhhh!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1653.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1654 | [caption]: ==Mythbusters== Boggy AK-47 / / Adam: All right, I'm ready! Fire that swamp-soaked AK-47 at me to test the myth that it will still work perfectly after a year in a bog! / / [sound]: Fwackoom!!! / / [[Jamie is charred and dead]] / / Adam: Okay, that was completely not what I expected to happen. Experimental... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1654.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1655 | Dwalin: Shuld we goo back 'nd find thu elf? [[translation: Should we go back and find the elf?]] / / Mordekai: No, she'd want us to go on, to complete what we began. / / Kyros: Being? / / Mordekai: Uh... the... um... quest? Yeah, the quest! / / Lambert: The quest is purely for profit! There's no overarching moral... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1655.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1656 | Wendy: How be we splittin' the treasure, cap'n? / / Long Tom: The traditional pirate way, Wendy! / / Long Tom: We be rankin' all crew, then I be makin' a sharin' proposal. The crew be votin' to be acceptin' or to mutiny, be killin' me, and be promotin' each pirate. / / Wendy: Ye be relyin' on the crew bein' perfeckly... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1656.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1657 | Monty: This cube puzzle is diabolical! I can get one face the same colour, but then anything I do messes it up again. / Prof. Jones: Turn that one! / Minnesota Jones: Try working on two faces simultaneously! / Ginny: Gentlemen, you're overlooking something. / Ginny: There are three slots in the door.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1657.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1658 | Paris: Dang, their communicators are switched off. Right then, let's go. / / Spanners: Go? / / Paris: We can make this cargo run in two days and be back probably before Serron and Iki Piki even realise we're gone. And save the docking fees. / / [[beat]] / / Spanners: Quercus, prep engines for immediate departure. / / Quercus:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1658.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1659 | Martian 1: Earth, thou soul-destroying administration conquers me! From hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee. / / Martian 1: Sink all decisions and all paperwork to one common pool! And since neither can be mine, let me then tow to pieces, while still chasing thee,... / / Martian... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1659.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1660 | [[scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: DEFF OF IN'ALIN' 'ATMAKIN' CHEMICALS, AT CHORE SERVICE, GUV. / / Jamie: But I died in an insanely overpowered fireball when an AK-47 backfired and exploded. / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: FIREBALLS DONE GOT... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1660.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1661 | [[scene: Another part of the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / Dr No: Who are you? / / Death of Drowning In A Reactor Pool: DEATH OF DROWNING IN A REACTOR POOL. / / Death of Drowning In A Reactor Pool: I'M HERE TO ESCORT YOU TO THE OTHER SIDE. / / Death of Drowning In A Reactor Pool: CHARON! WHAT ARE YOU... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1661.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1662 | Lambert: We need to go back and find Alvissa. / / Mordekai: But we're making real progress on the quest! Why go back?! / / Lambert: It's good roleplaying! What do you think the GM would rather see? Roleplaying or progress? / / GM: It's not a dichotomy!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1662.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1663 | Minnesota Jones: [[standing inside the open door to the Vatican Library and indicating something in the doorway]] Careful, there's a tripwire across the door. No doubt some ingeniously clever trap to foil the unwary. / / [[Monty and Ginny follow through the door, carefully avoiding the wire.]] / / [sound]:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1663.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1664 | [[scene: Port Royal, Jamaica]] / / Townsman: [[rushing with news]] Governor Wenchgood! Captain Ponsonby has returned! / / Governor: Has he got the pirates? The map they stole? My daughter?? / / Townsman: Would you say two out of three is good? / / Governor: Hmmm... Depends on which two... let's see now... / / Townsman:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1664.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1665 | Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer: Right, time for your organ extraction. Move! [[orders the prisoners out of their cell]] / / Iki Piki: What organs do you plan to remove? / / Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer: Nothing you can't live without. / / Serron: That doesn't sound so bad. / / Shady Black Market Weapons... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1665.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1666 | Jamie: So Adam was right. There is life after death. Myth confirmed... / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: 'CEPT CHOO AIN'T LIVIN', GUV. 'S MORE LIKE "BEIN' DEAD AFTER DEFF". / / Jamie: Nevertheless, an eternity of unbounded scientific inquiry awaits! Show me the workshops! Where's the dynamite? / / Death... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1666.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1667 | Me: I will be killing off a major Irregular Webcomic! character before the end of the year. No ghosts. No witty banter with the Head Death before returning. Dead. / / Me: And now, if you're averse to spoilers, I recommend you stop reading this comic. Right now. / / Me: My personal time stream has been... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1667.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1668 | Kyros: Let's settle this with a vote. Those in favour of going back into the Secret Dwarven Passage to find Alvissa? / / Draak: Draak. / / Lambert: Aye. / / Kyros: In favour of pushing ahead with the quest? / / Dwalin: Aye! [[translation: Aye!]] / / Mordekai: Aye. / / Kyros: That leaves me with the deciding vote. Hmmm. / / Kyros:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1668.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1669 | [[scene: The open sea off Crab Key, in the Caribbean. James Stud and Honey are in a small boat in the foreground, watching the island.]] / / [sound]: Fwackoom!!! [[the island explodes]] / / Stud: Well. We're adrift in an empty sea after the nearest land has been blown sky high by a nuclear explosion. Thanks... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1669.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1670 | [[scene: The Head Death's desk.]] / / Head Death: Ah, Sat On By A Giant Frog, sit down. / / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover Rock Abrasion Tool (currently Sat On By A Giant Frog): Yes, sir. / / Head Death: Leonardo da Vinci's Vatican Library trap has been triggered. / / Death of Being Ground By A Mars Rover... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1670.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1671 | [caption]: Our heroes are investigating Wilson's Shoe Repair for signs of Aqualich and his cronies... [[view of giant sneaker about to fall on our unsuspecting heroes as they enter and look around]] / / [sound]: Clack! [[it falls on them!]] / / Captain Spatula: It's a trap! / / Dino Boy: Pinned under a giant... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1671.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1672 | Mercutio: Someone's edited the Wikipedia page "2007 Martian invasion of Earth"! It says the Martians have given up and gone home. / / Man in Black: Good. My work here is done. / / Mercutio: But the truth is out there now! There's no way you can cover this up! It's one of the most important events in human... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1672.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1673 | Minnesota Jones: Careful, there'll be more traps. / / Monty: How do you know? / / Minnesota Jones: Traps always come in threes. Don't you know the first thing about archaeology, boy? / / Minnesota Jones: There, what did I tell you? Careful not to step on that rake! [[pointing at a rake lying on the floor]] / / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1673.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1674 | Serron: We're going to die! / / Iki Piki: We are not going to die. / / Iki Piki: Look, these future versions of us clearly exist, so we must live in order to become them some time in the future. / / Serron 2: Should we tell them? / / Iki Piki 2: No, best to let them live in naïve hope. / / Serron: Now you're... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1674.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1675 | [[scene: Port Royal, Jamaica]] / / Ponsonby: So how can I find the pirates if I don't know where they might be going, Governor? / / Governor: The map they stole leads to a small island off the south coast of Antigua. / / Ponsonby: Now if only you'd told me that before I left... / / Governor: You'd have gone straight... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1675.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1676 | Kyros: So Lambert and Draak are in favour of finding Alvissa. The rest of us are opposed. The matter is settled. / / Lambert: http://irregularwebcomic.net/1676.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1677 | Jamie: So where's the grass? / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: WOT? NO GRASS 'ERE, GUV. / / Jamie: Aha! Myth busted! / / Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals: MYFF? / / Jamie: The grass is always greener... on The Other Side! http://irregularwebcomic.net/1677.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1678 | Helix: [[waving from a coast guard cutter, at James Stud in the drifting rowboat]] Ahoy there! / / Stud: Helix! Well, give us a tow! / / Helix: How on Earth did you manage to pick up a girl? / / Stud: She was on Dr No's island. / / Helix: No, I meant how? / / Stud: Well the island exploded. It was either come... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1678.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1679 | Monty: Whatever possessed a Pope to install dangerous traps inside the Vatican itself? / / Minnesota Jones: Oh, it wasn't the Pope. In da Vinci's time, the church was pretty much ruled by the insinuative influence of one Cardinal Cascabel. / / Minnesota Jones: His rogue interpretation of scripture led to inquisitions,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/1679.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #1680 | Marcus: So, these games tomorrow night... I suppose there'll be criminals thrown to the lions too? / / Julius: No, they've stopped that for now. / / Julius: The Senate is investigating claims of bribery and corruption. / / Marcus: Oh? / / Julius: Yeah. Some chap named Androcles. http://irregularwebcomic.net/1680.html |
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