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| Irregular Webcomic! #2371 | Mercutio: I don't get this comic today. Do you see the joke in it, Will? / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / Shakespeare: Hmm. No. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2371.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2372 | Sailor: Here you are: Friedrichshafen. / / Prof. Jones: Ah, Bavaria! / / Monty: Dad, I don't want to hear a word about strudel, spätzle, saurkraut, schweinshaxe, schmaltznudeln, saurbraten, and most of all, no wurst! / / Prof. Jones: Don't be ridiculous! I wouldn't think of food when we have such an important... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2372.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2373 | Dwalin: Wull, at list wi're at Cragfuit, on thu right side o' thu moontains this time. [[translation: Well, at least we're at Cragfoot, on the right side of the mountains this time.]] / / Alvissa: Really? / / Alvissa: Excuse me, are you running us out of Cragfoot or Footcrag? / / Vilager: Footcrag! / / Alvissa:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2373.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2374 | Spanners: As you know, Quercus, we travel faster than light by skewing the ship into an alternate spatial dimension known as hyperspace. / / Spanners: Unlike most fictional depictions, this transition can take place anywhere and at any speed, so is conventionally done while stationary on the landing pad. / / Spanners:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2374.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2375 | Me: [[writing in diary]] On the run from Death: Day 210. / / Me: [[writing in diary]] I've travelled far and wide to avoid places where Death lurks. / / [[beat]] / / Me: [[writing in diary]] Yeah, in hindsight, the Tower of London isn't such a great choice. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2375.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2376 | Jamie: Okay, set the time machine for the year 2000 and see if they really do have flying cars? / / Adam: No, they might not actually have them by then. Besides testing the myth, we need to see what it actually takes to recreate the circumstances of the myth. / / Jamie: Good idea. How will we... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2376.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2377 | Isaac Newton: Hello, Archbishop. / / Archbishop of Canterbury: Mr Newton, I've come to inquire why you haven't been attending church regularly. / / Isaac Newton: I'm afraid it just doesn't excite me any more. The Bible stories are old and well known. I yearn to know what happens next! / / Archbishop of... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2377.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2378 | Alvissa: Well, we evaded the angry mob, but we're on the wrong side of the Orcrift Mountains again. / / Lambert: You know, I'm beginning to think we'll never complete this quest. / / Alvissa: Don't be so negative. What makes you say that? / / Lambert: Well for starters, I've forgotten what the quest... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2378.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2379 | Host: Our first contestant tonight is Mr N. F. Minister. Tell me, what does the N. F. stand for? / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Nigerian Finance. / / Host: You're a 409 scammer? / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Uh, no, I'm just a humble slum dweller. Not that there are slums in Nigeria. / / Nigerian Finance Minister:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2379.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2380 | Ophelia: Hey Will, thanks for recommending that "Harry Potter" book. My nephew loved it. He told his friends and all the kids at his school are buying it now. / / Shakespeare: Hmm. Let me check the latest book sales report online. / / Shakespeare: "Unknown author J. K. Rowling has hit the best-seller list... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2380.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2381 | Caption: 2009. / / SFX: Juurrrzzzz! / / Young Adam: Jamie, check it out: old bald dudes. / / Adam: Old bald dudes?! / / Jamie: It's... our younger selves. We must have travelled forwards in time from... that embarrassing part of the early '80s I'd guess. / / Young Jamie: Wait. You're us when we get older? / / Young... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2381.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2382 | Monty: We need to get to the zeppelin hangars before dawn. Does anyone know the way? / / Ginny: I do. This way. / / Monty: It's probably a trick. Let's go this way. / / Prof. Jones: What if it's not a trick? / / [[beat]] / / Monty: So, have we learnt anything about the nature of trust yet? / / Ginny: I trust that... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2382.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2383 | Caption: Mars, 1918. / / Martian 1: Oops. / / Martian 1: We want to conquer Earth, not have the humans kill each other in bloody battle! / / Martian 1: We'll just have to make sure nothing like that ever happens again. / / Martian 2: No problem. There's a guy in Germany who'll make a great new leader. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2383.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2384 | Paris: Prepare for hyperspace skew! / / Iki Piki: How, exactly, do we prepare? / / Paris: Well, it's unpleasantly like one of those amusement park rides where you spin around and around and around and around. So avoid fatty and sugary foods. / / Iki Piki: Serron! You're just in time. Where've you been? / / Serron:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2384.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2385 | Young Adam: We really made it to 2009? So where are the flying cars then? / / Adam: What? They don't exist. / / Young Adam: How can they not exist?! It's 2009! What have you lot been up to for the past 27 years?! / / Adam: There's the Internet. / / Young Jamie: Internet? / / Jamie: A bunch of computers connected to... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2385.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2386 | Mordekai: So we've tried going over the mountains, under the mountains, and teleporting through the mountains. And failed each time. / / Lambert: There's only one option left. Go around the mountains. / / Alvissa: The Orcrift Mountains for an impenetrable range 800 miles to the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2386.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2387 | Me: The British Museum is very cool. They have the actual Rosetta Stone here. / / Me: The hieroglyphs and the Demotic script are amazing. / / Me: Reminders that we, as humans, have a shared legacy of several thousand years of civilisation. / / Me: I tried to figure out the rest of the inscriptions, but it was... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2387.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2388 | Host: Ready for your first question? / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Can I phone a friend? / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: <hack!> <hack!> <cough!> <hack!> <hack!> <hack!> <cough!> <hack!> / / Host: Sorry everyone, someone in the audience seems to be having a coughing... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2388.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2389 | Jamie: How did you manage to invent a time machine? / / Young Adam: We vowed that if we ever got plans for one, we'd come back and leave them where I could find them. / / Adam: But we never did that! Time machines don't exist! / / Young Adam: Time travel leads to paradoxes: Myth confirmed! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2389.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2390 | Shakespeare: Hey Ophelia, listen to this! / / Shakespeare: "After storming from obscurity into the best-seller list last week, little known children's author J. K. Rowling has hit the number one spot." / / Shakespeare: This is terrible! / / Ophelia: Why? / / Shakespeare: She used to be good. Now she's becoming ... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2390.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2391 | Alvissa: Okay. If we go around the mountains, do we go north or south? / / Mordekai: North! / / Dwalin: Sooth! [[translation: South!]] / / Mordekai: North!! / / Dwalin: Sooth!! [[translation: South!!]] / / Alvissa: <sigh> See, this is why we should go over. / / Lambert: You mean under. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2391.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2392 | Haken: Bad news, mein Führer. Our spies tell us die Amerikaners are working on an atomic bomb! / / Hitler's Brain: Mein Gott! Tell me more about this. / / Haken: Die Amerikaners seem to think it will be devastating. / / Erwin: But our Nazi scientists are still not sure what is so good about a bomb that cannot... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2392.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2393 | Host: Your first question is for $100. According to the saying, a penny what is a penny earned? A. Saved. B. Slaved. C. Shaved. D. Staved. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Well shaving pennies is a good way to earn extra cash... / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Lock in C. Shaved. / / Host: Um. Are you sure? / / Nigerian... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2393.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2394 | Mercutio: "Beginning with an inexplicable surge in sales to Sydney schoolchildren, the frenzy for 'Harry Potter' books is spreading internationally." / / Mercutio: "Author J. K. Rowling, who had given up writing after poor sales of her first three books, is now considering a fourth in the series." / / Ophelia:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2394.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2395 | Caption: Mars. 1945. / / Martian 2: Yeah, that didn't work out so well... / / Martian 1: You idiots! There'll be no humans left to conquer at this rate! / / [[beat]] / / Martian 2: That would make it easier, you know. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2395.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2396 | Lambert: Did I ever tell you about the time my Uncle Bilbert was put in charge of the Shire council? / / Alvissa: No... / / Lambert: Nobody ever wanted to fill out all the bureaucratic forms, but Bilbert succeeded in getting people to fill them out eagerly. / / Alvissa: How? / / Lambert: He used a special liquid... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2396.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2397 | Iki Piki: You had pizza, hot dogs, doughnuts, and ice cream just before skewing into hyperspace? / / Serron: Yep, why? / / Paris: Skewing now! / / Paris: There we are. Hyperspace. That was a bit stomach wrenching. / / Paris: Where'd Serron go? / / Iki Piki: He's lost his... Well, I hate to dignify it with the word... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2397.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2398 | Jamie: There's an even bigger paradox here. We never travelled forwards in time when we were your age. / / Young Jamie: Hmmm. We must have crossed into an alternate time stream. Where history is different. / / Young Adam: True. I wonder what sort of wretched hive of scum and villainy we've ended up in. / / Adam:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2398.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2399 | Julius: I saw a fine Greek play at the theatre last... / / Marcus: Sorry Julius... Will you look at that! / / Marcus: Tourists from the Germanic tribes, scrawling their names on our fine Roman architecture! / / Marcus: Get out of here, you Vandals! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2399.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2400 | Host: Er... Don't rush. Maybe you should review your answer. Talk through the options. Take your time. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Really? Well, let's see then. A penny saved... / / Nigerian Finance Bureaucrat: <cough> / / Nigerian Finance Minister: Ah, you know, as silly as it sounds, maybe that's right... / / Host:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2400.html |
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