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| Irregular Webcomic! #241 | Monty: [[climbing a stone staircase]] I can't believe we managed to track down the Spear of Longinus! Used to test if Christ was dead on the Cross. / / Monty: [[outside an ancient door]] Whoever wields the Spear controls the destiny of the entire world! Lucky we got here before Hitler's men could. / / Prof.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/241.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #242 | Hermione: Hi Ron. What's that? / Ron: A storage rack for Quidditch bats. / Harry: But it's too small. / / Ron: I know. http://irregularwebcomic.net/242.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #243 | Monty: [[holding the spear reverently]] The Spear of Longinus! / Prof. Jones: Wonderful, Junior! / / Good Haken: [[gesturing with his hook]] Ah, Herr Doktor Jones. We meet once again. It's lucky I found you in time. / Monty: Colonel Haken! / / Monty, Good Haken: [[said at the same time, while they both hold the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/243.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #244 | Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: [[in front of the remains of Ron]] ARISE, RONALD WEASLEY. / / Ron: Who are you? / Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: DEATH OF BEING SAT ON BY A GIANT FROG. / / Ron: [[looking back at his frog-squished corpse]] Bloody hell! Is that me? / Death of Being Sat On By A Giant... http://irregularwebcomic.net/244.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #245 | [sound]: [[Charity Collector Guy knocking]] Knock! Knock! / / Steve: Yes, mate? / Charity Collector Guy: Hi, I'm raising funds for the AAAAAAAAAA. / / Steve: [[tossing up his arms in surprise]] The AAAAAAAAAA? Crikey! What's that? / / Charity Collector Guy: Anglo-Americo-Australian Association Against Arbitrarily... http://irregularwebcomic.net/245.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #246 | Good Haken: You are not evil? / Monty: What? Of course not! You're the evil one! / / Good Haken: [[waving his hook]] I was in the middle of stopping you from taking the Spear to rule the world, when I appeared in some occult ceremony. / / Monty: So you're Colonel Haken's double from an alternate universe? Where... http://irregularwebcomic.net/246.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #247 | Ron: Actually, I'd probably rather not be dead at all. / Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: THERE'S ALWAYS THE CHALLENGE. / / Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: YOU CAN PLAY A GAME AGAINST ME FOR YOUR LIFE. / Ron: Brilliant! Are you any good at Quidditch? / / Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: THAT... http://irregularwebcomic.net/247.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #248 | [sound]: [[Charity Collector Guy knocking]] Knock! Knock! / / Steve: G'day. Who are you collecting or this time, mate? / Charity Collector Guy: AAAAAAAAAA. / / Steve: Strewth! I already gave to them. / / Charity Collector Guy: [[waving his arms]] No, I mean AAAAAAAAAA! A croc's got hold of my leg! [[moving back... http://irregularwebcomic.net/248.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #249 | Monty: So if you're good, how about joining us and fighting the evil Nazis? / / Good Haken: Nein. I must somehow get back to mein own universe and stop fascist Amerika from taking over die world. / / Good Haken: Und we must get your own Haken back here. Who knows what damage he is causing elsewhere? / Prof.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/249.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #250 | Ron: You don't know how to play Quidditch? / Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: NO. PLEASE EXPLAIN IT. / / Ron: Okay, we toss a coin. Call. / Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: HEADS. / / Ron: Tails! / Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: DAMN. OKAY, YOU WIN YOUR LIFE BACK, MORTAL. / / Ron: [[as Death of... http://irregularwebcomic.net/250.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #251 | Steve: [[to the Charity Collector Guy, who's being dragged about by his leg by a croc]] Don't worry, mate. 'E's harmless if you treat 'im with respect. / / Steve: Let me just grab this handy king cobra and teach 'im some manners. [[grabbing the snake by his tail]] / / Steve: [[as the Charity Collector Guy... http://irregularwebcomic.net/251.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #252 | Monty: So how do we get the Evil Haken back? / Good Haken: An Ancient Egyptian incantation brought me here. / / Monty: The Book of the Dead! We must go to Berlin and steal it. / Prof. Jones: But Junior, that's immoral! / / Monty: They're Nazis dad! / / Monty: [[turning to Good Haken]] Er... No offence. / Good Haken:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/252.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #253 | Alvissa: I find Draak's command of language interesting. / / Mordekai: He's a lizard man http://irregularwebcomic.net/253.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #254 | [[A map of Europe, with the standard red dashed line leading towards Berlin from London]] / / Good Haken: [[in a cockpit with Prof. Jones and Monty]] Turn die plane to der starboard a bit. Die red line is down there. http://irregularwebcomic.net/254.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #255 | Frog Man: [[having a conversation with Draak at a bar]] [native tongue] / [caption]: * Translation: Hey Zrxgy, why do the warmbloods keep calling you "Draak"? / / Draak: [native tongue] / [caption]: I was having a cleansing ale when we were introduced and inadvertently let out a small burp... The name stuck. / / Lambert:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/255.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #256 | Head Death: Ah. Sat On By A Giant Frog. Sit down. / Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: Yes, sir. / / Death of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog: I know, sir. I goofed again. I'm sorry. / Head Death: Too right you did. / / Head Death: I ought to fire you for this. But times are tough... / / Head Death: And we're down... http://irregularwebcomic.net/256.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #257 | Monty: Here's the plan. We sneak into Hitler's heavily-guarded bunker and use the Book of the Dead to bring the evil Haken back. / / Monty: When the good Haken meets him, it'll cause a dimensional paradox and everything will revert to normal! / / Good Haken: Into die Fuhrer's bunker? I am thinking this is... http://irregularwebcomic.net/257.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #258 | [caption]: If Shakespeare had been born 400 years later... / Shakespeare: [[sitting at the computer]] Ah! E-mail from my publisher. / / Shakespeare: "Thank you for submitting your new play, Hamlet, Prince of Denmark." / / Shakespeare: "I must advise you, however, that PowerPoint presentations are not a substitute... http://irregularwebcomic.net/258.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #259 | Good Haken: [[running up to the books on the table]] There it is. Die Book of der Dead. / Monty: And no Hitler! Perfect. / / Monty: [hieroglyphs] / / [[Haken returns through the vortex from the Death Star]] / Haken: I'm back! Herr Doktor Jones! Herr Professor Jones! Und... who are you?! [[staring at his doppelganger]] / / Prof.... http://irregularwebcomic.net/259.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #260 | Iki Piki: Man, this party's dead. / / Serron: Yeah. How about we take the starship and head to Jupiter? / / Paris: Jupiter? It's an uninhabited gas giant! There isn't even a solid surface to land on. Why do you want to go there? / / Iki Piki: For the atmosphere. http://irregularwebcomic.net/260.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #261 | Erwin: [[pointing a gun at the good guys]] Hands up! / Haken: Erwin! Throw them in die slammer! / / [[Scene change: A small cell with Monty, Prof. Jones and Good Haken in it]] / Good Haken: This is not good. Having me and mein evil reflection in der one universe is dangerous. / / Good Haken: [[handing over the... http://irregularwebcomic.net/261.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #262 | Nigerian Finance Minister: [[sitting at his computer]] This is a proud moment for Nigeria. Finally we have our own communications satellite! / / [[Scene change: a space view showing a saucer]] / [caption]: Meanwhile, in Martian patrol saucer ZX753... / / [[Scene change: inside the saucer]] / Martian 1: The Earthlings... http://irregularwebcomic.net/262.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #263 | Steve: [[while being filmed by Terry]] G'day cobbers! Welcome to OzLife, the show that brings you the best in fair dinkum Aussie culture! / / Steve: [[pointing out a simply huge frog]] Here's a rare giant Cape York swamp frog. Crikey! Isn't he a bewdy! / / Steve: [[approaching]] Let's see if we can get a closer... http://irregularwebcomic.net/263.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #264 | Good Haken: We need another plan then. When evil Haken takes me away for interrogation, I'll wrestle him to der death. / / Monty: How do you know he'll interrogate you? / Good Haken: I know how he thinks, of course. / / Prof. Jones: Do you think he'll get us some toast and marmalade? The good kind? / Monty: Dad!... http://irregularwebcomic.net/264.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #265 | Terry: [[in front of Steve wrestling a giant frog]] Steve's going to die?! / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: OH YES. / / Terry: But, he's handled crocs and snakes and spiders and all sorts of dangerous critters! A frog surely can't do anything... / / Steve: Crikey! Cthulhu! Where'd you spring from? / Cthulhu:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/265.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #266 | Emperor: [[to Luke]] As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station. / / Vader: Excuse me, my master... The new Death Star is already operational? / Emperor: Yes, Lord Vader. Excellent work. / / Vader: But, then, why... http://irregularwebcomic.net/266.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #267 | Erwin: [[opening the cell]] You... er, Kolonel Haken. Er... Kolonel Haken wants you for interrogation. / / Good Haken: Erwin, you don't need to do this. You don't really believe in this evil Nazi cause, do you? / / Erwin: Sorry. I am totally devoted to die cause! We will be victorious by October! / Good Haken:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/267.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #268 | [caption]: Splash! Gulp! [[Cthulhu leaps forward and gobbles his opponent]] / Terry: Steve!! Oh no, Cthulhu's swallowed him and the giant frog! / / Cthulhu: [[choking]] Ack, gkkk, fhtagn! / Steve: [[popping up from in the water where he was hiding]] What's the matter Cthulhu? Frog in your throat? / / Death of... http://irregularwebcomic.net/268.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #269 | Haken: So. You are an exact copy of me from an alternate dimension, ja? / / Good Haken: Ja, except in every way in which you are bad, I am good. / / Haken: You don't mean...? / Good Haken: Ja. / / Haken: You have a girlfriend?! http://irregularwebcomic.net/269.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #270 | [caption]: If Shakespeare had been born 400 years later... / Shakespeare: [[typing at his computer]] My plays are doing miserably... / / Shakespeare: Nobody likes theatre any more. I need to find something I can write that will be truly appreciated and enduring. / / Shakespeare: I know! / / Shakespeare: Harry Potter... http://irregularwebcomic.net/270.html |
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