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| Irregular Webcomic! #2672 | Shakespeare: You know, I don't know if Professor Tolkien would approve of wholesale revision of and addition to his work. / / Ophelia: That's the first sensible thing you've said about this whole ridiculous project. / / Shakespeare: So we should go back in time and ask him about it. / / Ophelia: And the total... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2672.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2673 | Fire Elemental: To be truly worthy of the title of Master Elementalist, you must... / / Kyros: Undertake a grand quest? Research arcane and long lost magics? / / Kyros: Defeat hostile ravaging monsters? Walk the planes of the multiverse? / / Fire Elemental: ... Master all the Elements. / / Kyros: Oh. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2673.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2674 | [[scene: the waterfront in Palermo]] / / Monty: Sicily! Once territory of Carthage, Rome's most implacable enemy. / / Minnesota Jones: Actually, some research I did in France indicates a Gaulish village held out against the Romans and was never conquered. / / Prof. Jones: Really? / / Monty: Wow. That's an important... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2674.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2675 | [[scene: the Mythbusters lab. A baroque looking time machine sits on the floor]] / / Jamie: Well, it looks like a time machine. / / Adam: I've always thought time travel was possible. / / Jamie: Why so? / / Adam: How else do you explain the fact that we've had an Allosaurus as President since 1944? / / Jamie:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2675.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2676 | [[scene: Tibet]] / / Yeti 1: I dare say, the situation in the 1940s looks highly unstable. / / Yeti 1: There's a high flux of tachyonic snarks, causing waves of quantum boojum instability of the fourth power. / / Yeti 2: This is terrible, what! It could be the worst scientific disaster since Galileo was burnt... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2676.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2677 | [[scene: The inside of Isaac Newton's blue box time machine]] / / Isaac Newton: First, we rescue Galileo from being burnt at the stake for heresy. / / Edmond Halley: But everyone knows the Catholic Church executed him in 1633! We shall be changing history! / / Isaac Newton: Or... perhaps we shall be restoring... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2677.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2678 | [[scene: the bridge of the Legacy, in space]] / / Paris: Captain's Log, spacedate... / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / Paris: You know, between FTL travel, relativistic time dilation, destroying the universe, being dead, and travelling back in time, I'm not sure any more. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2678.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2679 | [[scene: The Atlantic]] / / Long Tom: Arrrr! The maelstrom be spittin' us out! Where be we? Be takin' a readin'! / / Dirque: Cap'n! We be in the year 1940! / / Long Tom: Ye be determinin' that with a sextant? / / Dirque: Nay, I be usin' me GPS system. / / Long Tom: GPS? / / Dirque: General Piratin' Savvy. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2679.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2680 | Fire Elemental: After Fire, you must master Earth, Water, and Air. / / Kyros: How can this be achieved, o elemental? / / Fire Elemental: Elementals of each type lie in your future to guide you. But beware their wrath, for they are fickle and quick to anger! / / Lambert: Any chance they can guide us to the Ruby... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2680.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2681 | [[scene: Ishmael is driving a truck across the southwest USA]] / / Soldier Ishmael: So you Martians, being from Mars and all, probably don't know about the war, right? / / Young Adam: War? / / Soldier Ishmael: Yeah. World War II. It just ended. / / Young Adam: Oh, that war! We er... know a little. / / Soldier... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2681.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2682 | [[scene: The Classical Museum, Tripoli]] / / Haken: So this Medusa, when she looked at people, she would turn them to stone, ja? / / Ginny: That's right. / / Erwin: Und if she looked at milk, it would turn into gorgonzola. / / Haken: What a horrible fate! / / Ginny: Being subjected to a pun like that? Yes... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2682.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2684 | Isaac Newton: The plan shall be as follows: You distract the Pope, I'll grab Galileo. / / Edmond Halley: I doubt a better plan has ever been formulated. But how shall I distract the Pope? / / Isaac Newton: I don't know. Stand in front of him and sin, or something. / / Edmond Halley: I can act Protestant. Will... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2684.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2685 | [[scene: The dining room inside the Legacy]] / / Paris: This is nice. Sitting down to a dinner together. Pass the wine, thanks, Serron. / / Paris: Quercus, do you want some? / / Quercus: No, I prefer the juice of crushed animal embryos fermented in bags of human flesh. / / Paris: I think I'll skip the wine... / / Quercus:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2685.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2686 | Prof. Jones: This man says there's a ferry to Tripoli leaving on Wednesday at 6 pm. / / Monty: Wednesday?! Isn't there one today? / / Sailor: Oggi? Sì, in tre ore. / / Prof. Jones: Three hours. We wouldn't have time for dinner. / / Monty: We're racing against Nazis, dad! / / Prof. Jones: Right! We need... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2686.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2687 | Fire Elemental: Farewell, Kyros. And beware. One of your own party is fickle and treacherous. / / Kyros: Who is it, o elemental? Mordekai? Dwalin? Lambert? Draak? Alvissa?? / / Fire Elemental: Let me rephrase... / / Fire Elemental: Five of your own party are fickle and treacherous. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2687.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2688 | Yeti 1: We have a universe-threatening temporal crisis on our hands! Emergency Level One! Call Jane Goodall! / / Yeti 2: Very good. I'll try calling her. / / Yeti 2: There's no response. / / Yeti 1: Emergency Level i! Unimaginable Disaster!!!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2688.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2689 | [[scene: Rick's Cafe in London. Jane Goodall enters]] / / Terry: Jane! How did you know we were in this bar? / / Jane Goodall: I didn't... / / Jane Goodall: Bartender! Scotch whisky, neat. Double. And keep 'em coming. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2689.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2690 | Dirque: Whale off the port bow! / / Long Tom: Hard a starboard! We be havin' no truck with whales. / / Wendy: Aye, cap'n! / / Dirque: Wait! It not be a whale! It be some sort o' underwater boat! With men bein' comin' out o' hatches! / / Long Tom: Aha! An underwater boat o' the year 1940! She'll be no match for our... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2690.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2691 | [[scene: Somewhere in Nevada]] / / Soldier Ishmael: Here we are. Area 51. / / Soldier Ishmael: Say, you weren't trying to trick me into taking you here so you can steal a flying saucer and escape back to Mars, would you? / / Young Jamie: Believe us, that's the last thing we're thinking of doing. / / Young Adam:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2691.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2692 | Dwalin: I dinnae troost elementals. [[translation: I don't trust elementals.]] / / Lambert: Why not? / / Dwalin: It's nae natural for a pile o' base matter tae talk and thunk and move aroond by itself, ye ken? [[translation: It's not natural for a pile of base matter to talk and think and move around by itself,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2692.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2693 | [[scene: the bridge of the Legacy]] / / Serron: Bune already? How did we get here so fast? / / Iki Piki: I plotted an amazingly, astoundingly efficient route through hyperspace. An asymptotic path so cunning it bypassed an additional 12 parsecs. / / Iki Piki: This could be the single most spectacularly... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2693.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2694 | [[scene: St Peter's Square, Rome. Galileo stands on an unlit pyre of wood.]] / / Pope Urban VIII: So, Galileo. Any last words? / / Galileo: E pur si muove! / / Pope Urban VIII: Right. Burn him. And get me an amaretto. It's hard work being God's appointed deputy. / / SFX: JURRRZ! [[time machine appears]] / / Pope Urban... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2694.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2695 | Terry: Jane, what's wrong? / / Jane Goodall: What's wrong?! The Nazis won World War II! / / Terry: But it's only 1940 here. The war isn't even over yet. / / Jane Goodall: In the future. / / Terry: We're from the future. The Nazis lose. / / Jane Goodal: Not in this timeline. Seriously, do I need to spell... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2695.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2696 | Lambert: My Uncle Bilbert was once indentured as a chef for a human Lord. The humans from miles around my village took many of us as vassals. / / Lambert: It was a terrible time. The human overseers would punish us terribly at the slightest provocation. They seemed to get enjoyment out of it. / / Lambert:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2696.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2697 | Haken: So if these Gorgons turn you to stone if you look at them, how will we talk to them? / / Ginny: Simple. We won't look at them. / / Erwin: That is a very rude way to have a conversation. / / Haken: Erwin! Nazi science sneers at social etiquette! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2697.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2698 | Adam: So what time travel myth shall we bust first? / / Jamie: Given we have a time machine, it doesn't matter what order we do them. / / Adam: What about the story that there was a huge queue of inventors lined up to patent time machines on the day the US Patent Office first opened in 1790? / / Jamie: We could... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2698.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2699 | [[scene: Head Death's desk on the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / SFX: Riiing! / / Head Death: Hello? / / Phone: Ribbit. / / Head Death: Paradox... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2699.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2700 | Paris: Bune traffic control, this is the free trader Legacy inbound from Rubilith, requesting clearance to land at Starport Alpha. / / Traffic Control: Roger Legacy. Any hazardous or morally questionable cargo to declare? / / Paris: Oddly enough, no. We're carrying vital medical supplies that... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2700.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2701 | Jane Goodall: Right. Our presence here in 1940 has changed history. / / Terry: Our presence? What about Rick's? He's from the future too! / / SFX: Knock! Knock! / / Charity Collector Guy: Hi. I'm collecting for the fund to restore the natural flow of history. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2701.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2702 | Galileo: Aren't you a little short to be an agent of the Devil? / / Edmond Halley: Huh? No, I'm Edmond Halley. I'm here to rescue you! Quick, into the blue box. / / Galileo: This looks like one of Leonardo's contraptions. / / Galileo: Only his were never so clean inside. Empty pizza boxes everywhere... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2702.html |
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