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| Irregular Webcomic! #2794 | Young Adam: So tell us about the canals! / / Martian 1: Canals? Well, they have a long and rich history. / / Martian 1: Ancestral peoples built the first simple ones thousands of years ago for irrigation purposes. Thereafter followed larger ones for transport of goods. / / Martian 1: At first they joined rivers,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2794.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2795 | [[scene: The Infinite Featureless PLane of Death]] / / Nazi 1: Mein Kapitän! Preliminary scouting reveals an infinite expanse of featureless plain. It must be die Afterlife. / / Nazi Captain: Never mind. It is our duty to die Führer to expand die Nazi influence into new territory! Be it another plane... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2795.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2796 | Lambert: That escape from the caverns reminds me of the time my Uncle Bilbert escaped from a human prison. / / Mordekai: Oh? / / Lambert: There was no way he could bend the iron bars of his cell. But there was something else he'd done many times before. / / Lambert: He gripped a bar in both hands, then pulled... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2796.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2797 | [[scene: inside the Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer's place]] / / Serron: The cell's empty! / / Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer: We use it for holding stray dogs. We're also a pet shelter. We adopted the last one out this morning. / / Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer: What did you expect to find from a charitable... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2797.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2798 | Shakespeare: I guess it's true. Time travel is impossible. Going back to some past period of history can only be a journey via the power of literary narrative. / / Shakespeare: [[typing]] So saying, Will looked up from his desk, only to find his surroundings had changed. He was, mysteriously, in Oxford... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2798.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2799 | Dwalin: Soo, thu Swamp o' Terror, eh? [[translation: So, the Swamp of Terror, huh?]] / / Dwalin: Noo, whut's soo turrifyin' aboot thus? [[translation: Now, what's so terrifying about this?]] / / [[dinosaurs appear]] / / Allosaurus: RAAARRRHH!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2799.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2800 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Fine then! Let the universe be destroyed in some spatio-temporal paradox that you could have prevented! / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: I will! / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Fine! / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: Fine! / / [[beat]] / / [[Death of Choking... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2800.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2801 | Iki Piki: I don't understand. This is the right date and time. Our past selves should be in this cell now. This guy met us in that bar an hour ago. / / Serron: Excuse me, where were you an hour ago? / / Shady Black Market Weapons Dealer: Here, waiting for your delivery. You called from the spaceport and said... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2801.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2802 | Caption: Cardington Airship Works, Bedfordshire. / / Jane Goodall: So who knows how to pilot an airship? / / Charity Collector Guy: Er... I do. / / Jane Goodall: You? I thought all you did was collect for charity. / / Charity Collector Guy: Charity workers need diverse skills. Who knows what could come in handy? / / Jane... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2802.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2803 | Lambert: Quick! What are our options? / / Mordekai: Fireball it, or run? / / Kyros: I'm too fatigued for a fireball. / / Mordekai: Run it is. / / Draak: Draak talk to beast. / / Draak: [[talks in lizard man speak]] / / Allosaurus: RAAARRRHH!! / / Dwalin: [[running]] Tha' dinnae soond guid. [[translation: That didn't sound... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2803.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2804 | Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: GREETINGS, MORTALS. I AM DEATH OF CHOKING ON A GIANT FROG. / / Adam: http://irregularwebcomic.net/2804.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2805 | [[blackness]] / / [[PoV shot of Prof. Jones and Minnesota Jones, looking at camera, fade in]] / / [[PoV shot of Prof. Jones and Minnesota Jones, looking at camera, fade in]] / / [[PoV shot of Prof. Jones and Minnesota Jones, looking at camera, fade in]] / / [[PoV shot of Prof. Jones and Minnesota Jones, looking... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2805.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2806 | Iki Piki: This is bad. We've altered the past! Without us meeting our past selves, we've avoided the situation that leads to the temporal paradox! / / Serron: Isn't that good? / / Iki Piki: No!!! / / Iki Piki: Without that paradox, we would never have come back in time. We've prevented our present selves being... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2806.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2807 | Draak: Beasts not speak cold blood tongue. / / Alvissa: But that's fantastic! This proves the hypothesis that theropod dinosaurs are in fact warm-blooded! / / Lambert: Marvellous. Remind me to submit an academic paper on that. / / Alvissa: One should always be receptive to uncovering the wonders of nature. / / Lambert:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2807.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2808 | Mercutio: Hey Ophelia, whatcha doing? / / Ophelia: I'm trying to work on this documentation. / / [[beat]] / / Ophelia: Don't you have work to do? / / Mercutio: Oh, I thought I'd just take a short break. / / Ophelia: The Internet is down, isn't it? / / Mercutio: About 45 seconds ago. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2808.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2809 | Charity Collector Guy: The principles of zeppelin flight are quite simple, really. / / Charity Collector Guy: Hydrogen displaces an equal volume of air, but weighs less, so provides buoyancy. / / Yeti: I know the basics. We use them a lot to travel the world troubleshooting cryptozoological, occult, Fortean,... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2809.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2810 | SFX: JURRRZ! [[time machine appears]] / / Isaac Newton: Monsieur Lavoisier? / / Antoine Lavoisier: Oui? / / Isaac Newton: We need your help to save the universe. / / Antoine Lavoisier: And why should I trust an Englishman? / / Isaac Newton: Because, Monsieur, I am Isaac freaking Newton. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2810.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2811 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Something is very wrong with the universe. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: It's been in a destructive spiral of spatio-temporal paradoxes for some time now. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I need to trace this back to the original causality... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2811.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2812 | Monty: What happened? The last thing I remember is... ugh! That face! The Gorgon! / / Prof. Jones: Yes. We were all turned to stone. Only the restorative powers of the Golden Fleece saved us. / / Monty: The... Golden Fleece! But... how?... who?... / / Hitler's Brain: [[off panel]] Heh heh he. Ah hah ha ha ha... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2812.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2813 | Martian 1: Enough questions! Kill them! / / Jamie: Kill us? What? / / Adam: But... We come in peace! / / Martian 1: Oh really! Just like your Captain Kirk, I suppose? Always claiming not to interfere, but fundamentally messing with alien cultures! / / Adam: Well, there's only one response to that... / / [[A huge panel]] / / Adam:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2813.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2814 | Mordekai: I think we lost the dinosaurs. / / Lambert: Yeah, but now we're even more lost ourselves. I bet there are hordes of unusually sized rodents out there in this swamp. / / Mordekai: Like capybaras? / / Lambert: No! I meant giant rats! Big nasty filthy ravenous rats! / / Mordekai: I dunno... capybaras... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2814.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2815 | Iki Piki: So let's just sum up our situation here. / / [[beat]] / / [[beat]] / / Iki Piki: We're totally screwed. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2815.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2816 | Terry: How are we going to sneak into Nazi-controlled airspace? / / Yeti: I'll use my portable cloaking device. The field will extend to cover the entire airship. / / Terry: That's... very handy. Not to mention totally unheralded. / / Yeti: We don't have time for literary niceties! When this is all over, I'll... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2816.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2817 | Hitler's Brain: Allow me to explain how I found you here und turned you back from stone. / / Hitler's Brain: It began when my zeppelin pilot reported that Kolonel Haken had gone missing somewhere in Tripoli... / / Caption: An hour later: / / Hitler's Brain: So after having afternoon tea, we set out for Africa... / / Monty:... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2817.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2818 | Mercutio: I can't work without the Internet! How am I supposed to know what the weather's like? / / Ophelia: The office has windows... / / Mercutio: Oh yeah! / / Mercutio: I can get good reception on my smartphone from there! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2818.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2819 | Caption: King's College London, 1860: / / James Clerk Maxwell: Oh, this is too difficult. I cannot get these equations governing electro-magnetism to come out right. / / Maidservant: Oh, Professor Maxwell, sir. You work too hard. Have some of my Christmas pudding. / / James Clerk Maxwell: This is delicious. How... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2819.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2820 | Hitler's Brain: ... Und we used die Golden Fleece on you, und here we are! / / Monty: What a long and convoluted story. / / Hitler's Brain: Indeed. It took us some years to locate und recover die Fleece. Die year is now 1940! / / Prof. Jones: Wow. I didn't think we'd been listening that long. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2820.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2821 | Iki Piki: Shhh... Someone's coming. / / Past Serron: Ah, you worry too much, Iki Piki. What possible harm could come of poking around a black market weapon dealer's place? / / Past Iki Piki: There are people in this cell. It... looks like us! What? How?? / / Serron: Hi. We're you from the future. We've come back... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2821.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2822 | Lambert: So how are we going to find our way through the watery maze of this Swamp of Terror? / / Water Elemental: Hi there! / / Alvissa: A water elemental! / / Water Elemental: Yes! I'm here to make your day happy and joyful! / / Lambert: Why so cheerful? / / Water Elemental: I'm bubbling with excitement! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2822.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2823 | Jamie: So how do you propose to kill us, your Martian fiends? / / Martian 1: With a means if your own devising. Too long has humanity been littering Mars with your so-called space probes! / / Adam: Wait, it's 1947. How do they know about Earth's space probes? / / Martian 1: Bring forth the Mars Rover with Rock... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2823.html |
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