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| Irregular Webcomic! #181 | [sound]: [[Charity Collector Guy knocking]] Knock! Knock! / / Steve: Yes, mate? / Charity Collector Guy: Hi, I'm campaigning for greater community awareness of the Bakers' Benevolent Fund. / / Steve: Crikey! What should I know, and how can I help? / / Charity Collector Guy: Well, they knead dough. http://irregularwebcomic.net/181.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #182 | [caption]: [[a red-dotted line over Europe]] Colonel Haken's zeppelin route to South America... / / Me: [[leaning over a map of South America with a red marker]] Man, I need a professional historian and a cartographer to help with this comic... http://irregularwebcomic.net/182.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #183 | Alvissa: [[giving Draak a suspcious look]] Hey! Are you sneaking up on me? / / Lambert: You might need to be careful, Alvissa. I don't think Draak likes elves. / / Draak: No, Draak like elves just fine. Draak not like dwarves. / / Draak: Dwarves give Draak gas. http://irregularwebcomic.net/183.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #184 | Haken: [[in front of the docking Hindenburg]] So, we have arrived in Rio de Janeiro. / Erwin: Ja. I vas silly to be worried. / / Erwin: Now I see that zeppelins are perfectly safe. [[as , behind them and out of view, the Hindenburg crashes into its docking mast and alights]] / / Haken: Erwin, wait! Did you hear something? [[the Hindenburg is a fiery mass of wreckage]] / Erwin: Nein, Herr Kolonel! [[Oh the humanity!]] / / Haken: [[in front of the smouldering remains of the airship]] Sorry... I thought I heard a noise. You were saying? http://irregularwebcomic.net/184.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #185 | Vader: [[peering into the reactor shaft]] My master, this open shaft in your chamber leading to the Death Star reactor core is dangerous. / / Vader: [[as the reactor glows an ominous red below]] Even if you don't fall in, there's the radiation... / Emperor: Yes, my friend... / / Emperor: [[turning to Vader]] Do you think I don't understand? I asked for this shaft to be placed here. / / Emperor: Do you think I like being so pallid? This radiation is designed to give me a nice macho tan. http://irregularwebcomic.net/185.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #186 | [caption]: South America 1937 / / [[Haken and Erwin cut a course through the dense foliage]] / / [[Slashing at the thick plant life, they move onwards and inwards]] / / [[The forest is no match for their sabres]] / / [[Ever onward, they brave a path into the deepest jungle]] / / Haken: Erwin, I really don't think this is the way to the National Museum. http://irregularwebcomic.net/186.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #187 | [caption]: The Spanish Main 1652 [[A pirate ship with sails unfurled]] / / [[The ship executes a slow and precise turn]] / / Dirque: No, Cap'n! Starboard be to the right! / Long Tom: Arrrrr! http://irregularwebcomic.net/187.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #188 | Haken: The Brasilian National Museum. The Mayan Codices are inside. / / Erwin: Ve just valk in und take them? / / Haken: Of course we do, Erwin! What do you think this is, a shopping trip? We're Nazis! / / Erwin: I fear history vill not judge us kindly, Herr Kolonel. http://irregularwebcomic.net/188.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #189 | Mordekai: Bandits! / Kyros: Stand back! I'm going to channel 200 points of mana for a fireball! / / Alvissa: That much? Isn't that a bit risky, Kyros? / Kyros: Bah, what's the worst that can happen? / / [caption]: Fwooom!!! [[the frame is engulfed in a firey ball of death]] / / Kyros: See?! The bandits are gone! / Alvissa: Um... [[pointing to the skeletal visitor]] / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: AHEM. http://irregularwebcomic.net/189.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #190 | Haken: [[gesturing to an impressive book on a pedestal]] There it is, Erwin. The first Mayan Codex. / / Haken: The words of ancient gods of unimaginable power, recorded by Mayan high priests! / / Haken: With this, the Third Reich will have access to all that power! / / Erwin: Didn't the Maya collapse into decadence and then get wiped out by the Spanish within just a few years? http://irregularwebcomic.net/190.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #191 | British Sailor: How dare you attack a British vessel? Have at you, you scoundrel! [[weilding his sword]] / Dirque: [[pulling out his cutlass]] Arrrr, ye scurvy lubber! / / Dirque: None can best me wi' the cutlass! [[crossing blades with skill]] / British Sailor: [[fighting back valiantly]] We'll jolly well see about that! / / Dirque: [[pitching the British sailor overboard]] Into Davy Jones' locker wi' ye! / British Sailor: [[shocked]] Oh, I say! / / British Sailor: [[calling up from the briny deep]] Be a sporting chap and toss me a line, would you? / Dirque: Arrr! ye be kidding, right? http://irregularwebcomic.net/191.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #192 | Monty: [[rushing in to save the day, pistol drawn]] Hands off that Mayan Codex, Colonel Haken! / / Haken: [[as Erwin puts his hands up]] Herr Doktor Jones! But you were retrieving the Egyptian Book of the Dead! / / Monty: Turns out the Brazilian Museum has a very good Egyptian display... / / Haken: Scheisse! I told die Fuhrer we should have kept all those artefacts in Berlin! http://irregularwebcomic.net/192.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #193 | Dirque: Cap'n, there be someone wantin' to join the crew! / Long Tom: Arrr! Where be he? / / Dirque: He be a she, Cap'n! Her name be Wendy! / Long Tom: What qualifications be ye havin'? / / Wendy: I've ailed wi' Blackbeard, killed ten men wi' cutlass, and found John Savage's treasure! / Long Tom: Not enough! / / Wendy: An' I be good at talkin' like a pirate! Avast ye swab! Arrrrr! / Long Tom: Ye be hired! http://irregularwebcomic.net/193.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #194 | Monty: Now, Haken, step away from the Codex. / Haken: Ach, du lieber! / / Prof. Jones: [[walking in]] Junior, I've cleaned your bullets for you... / Haken: Erwin! The sword, behind you! / Erwin: Jawohl! / / Haken: [[as Haken holds Monty up at swordpoint]] Aha! Now der glove is on die other foot, no, Herr Doktor Jones? / Prof. Jones: You villainous scoundrel! / / Prof. Jones: That's the worst mixed metaphor I've heard in many a year! http://irregularwebcomic.net/194.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #195 | Alvissa: We're dead? / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: YES. / Alvissa: You're Death? / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: YES. / Alvissa: The Death? / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: WELL... / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: ACTUALLY, THERE ARE MANY OF US WHO DO DIFFERENT JOBS. I'M THE DEATH OF INSANELY OVERPOWERED FIREBALLS. / / Alvissa: Isn't that a rather specialised field? You can't get much work to do. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I'M HOPING FOR A PROMOTION. http://irregularwebcomic.net/195.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #196 | Haken: [[to the tied-up (again!) Prof. Jones and Monty]] Herr Doktor Jones. Again we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away. / / Haken: Now I not only have the first Mayan Codex, but also the Egyptian Book of the Dead! / / Prof. Jones: Lucky he didn't find the Grail Diary in my pocket, eh Junior? / / Haken: Oh ho! / Monty: Oh, way to go, dad. http://irregularwebcomic.net/196.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #197 | Me: [[at computer]] / [sound]: Bee-eep! / / Me: [thinking] My cell-phone! / / [phone message]: Howdy y'all! How's about we get us some fajitas? / / Me: Hmmm... It's a Tex-Mexage. http://irregularwebcomic.net/197.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #198 | Monty: [[tied to a chair with his father]] Now how are we going to get out of this mess, dad? These ropes are too tight to escape. / / Prof. Jones: Oh, I think we'll be out of here quickly, Junior. Those Nazis aren't clever enough to keep us restrained for long. / / Monty: What makes you say that, dad? / / Prof. Jones: [[lifts up sword]] Erwin left that sword within reach of my hand. http://irregularwebcomic.net/198.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #199 | Wendy: Cap'n, we captured a Spanish galleon! / / Long Tom: Arrr! Well done, Wendy! Assemble a prize crew! / / Wendy: Aye, cap'n! / / Wendy: [[to a pile of LEGO pieces]] Arrr! Ye heard the cap'n! Get yeselves together! http://irregularwebcomic.net/199.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #200 | [caption]: A cottage not far from Paris... / Terry: [[in a red hood]] My, grandma! What big eyes you have! / / Cthulhu: All the better to see you with. / Terry: And what squamous tentacles you have! / / Cthulhu: All the better to force a SAN check... / / Cthulhu: Fhtagn! / Terry: [[running off]] Aiiieeee! Steve!!!! http://irregularwebcomic.net/200.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #201 | Mordekai: Hang on. If you're Death, don't we get to challenge you to a game or something to stay alive? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: THAT IS TRADITIONAL. I HAVE A CHESS SET HERE FOR SUCH OCCASIONS. / / Mordekai: I'm thinking more of a man's game. Poker, five card draw, jacks or better, one-eyed jacks wild, Monte Carlo variation... / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I DON'T KNOW... I'VE NEVER PLAYED THAT BEFORE... / Mordekai: Perfect! http://irregularwebcomic.net/201.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #202 | [caption]: Meanwhile, in another part of the forest near Paris... / Steve: Crikey! They told me this forest was full of dangerous critters. Wild boar and wolves and bears! [[a tiny, cute beast approaches]] / / Steve: This is just a kitty cat! / Cat: [[sitting up and looking adorable]] Meow! / / Cthulhu: Ph-nglui mglw'nagh! / Terry: [[running past]] Help! Steve! / / Steve: Stop right there! / Cthulhu: Steve! / Steve: Haven't seen anything dangerous around here by any chance, have ya? http://irregularwebcomic.net/202.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #203 | Nigerian Finance Minister: [thinking] [[checking his email]] What's this? "Make Money Fast"? / / Nigerian Finance Minister: [thinking] Hmmm... / / Nigerian Finance Minister: [thinking] I think the Prime Minister should be informed of this. / / Nigerian Finance Minister: [thinking] This looks like a good way to boost Nigeria's federal budget! http://irregularwebcomic.net/203.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #204 | Steve: So, Cthulhu, you want to destroy Paris? We'll just see about that! / / Terry: Steve! Be careful! He'll drag you into the river! / / [sound]: Splash! / Terry: [[as Steve is dragged into the river]] Steve! / / Steve: [[bobbing in the water]] I'm okay, Terry. But how'd you know he'd do that? / Terry: Everyone knows if you fight Cthulhu you end up in Seine. http://irregularwebcomic.net/204.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #205 | Mace Windu: No, the boy will not be trained. / Qui-Gon: But... he is the Chosen One. / / Qui-Gon: Surely you must see that. / Yoda: The Chosen One the boy may be... / / Yoda: But terrible his acting is. / Mace Windu: We're sending him to acting school instead. / / Mace Windu: So when he grows up and falls in love with Amidala, at least it'll be convincing. http://irregularwebcomic.net/205.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #206 | Head Death: [[sitting at his desk]] Ah... Insanely Overpowered Fireballs. Sit down. / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Yes, sir. / Head Death: How'd it go? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: They challenged me. / Head Death: Chess? / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Poker. I got two pairs. Aces and Eights. / / Head Death: As expected. So you hauled their sorry asses in? / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Well, no. They beat me with a pair of deuces. / / Head Death: I see. That promotion you wanted... / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Yes?! / Head Death: You're now Sat On By A Giant Frog. http://irregularwebcomic.net/206.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #207 | Yoda: Why wish you become Jedi? Hmm? / Luke: Mostly because of my father, I guess. / / Yoda: Oooh.. father. Powerful Jedi was he. / / Luke: How do you know my father? You don't even know who I am! Oh, this is ridiculous! / / Yoda: I cannot teach him. Much bad acting in him, like his father. http://irregularwebcomic.net/207.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #208 | [caption]: A day's sail out of Havana... [[a pirate ship]] / / Long Tom: This be a fine ship, Wendy, but I prefer something larger than a frigate. / / Wendy: Why be that, cap'n? / Long Tom: More reliable... / / Long Tom: I be getting 30,000 nautical miles to the galleon! Arrr! http://irregularwebcomic.net/208.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #209 | Newspaper: SADDAM'S WMDs FOUND / Newspaper: DINOSAUR SHOCK TROOPS / Newspaper: In a stunning discovery, UN inspectors have uncovered evidence of genetic reconstruction technology used by Iraqi scientists to clone live dinosaurs from preserved DNA samples taken from specimens in the Baghdad Museum. Experts say the / Newspaper: includes species such as Tyrannosaurus, capable of devouring an entire platoon of soldiers, Triceratops, able to overturn an M1 Abrams tank, Diplodocus, with the ability to trample thousands of fleeing civilians, and Allosaurus, with teeth the size of really big / Newspaper: COMMENT by Steve / Newspaper: "CRIKEY!" Who'da thunk it, eh? That slippery bastard's been messin' with nature! These critters deserve our respect, not to be treated as dangerous monsters. Crikey! http://irregularwebcomic.net/209.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #210 | Luke: Then the droid does belong to you. / / Obi-Wan: Don't seem to remember ever owning a droid. Very interesting... / / Artoo: Boop! Beep! Boop! Bleep! Beep! Bloop! http://irregularwebcomic.net/210.html |
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