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| Irregular Webcomic! #2131 | Robot: This station controls helm and navigation. And here are the time travel controls. / / [[in the foreground, a rat runs across the bridge]] / / Serron: Wait, did you say time travel? This ship is capable of travelling through time? / / Robot: Yes. / / [[a white cat chases the rat]] / / Iki Piki: Is this a standard feature of ships from your culture? / / Robot: No. It's an optional extra, like the leather seats and hi-fi system. See what a great deal this ship is? / / [[the rat disappears off screen, followed by the cat]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2131.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2132 | [[scene: A desk on the Infinite Featureles Plane of Death. A skeletal receptionist sits at it.]] / / [sound]: Riiing! / / Receptionist: Paradox Department. "We never tell the truth." / / [[beat]] / / [[scene change: Head Death's desk]] / / Head Death: I hate you guys. / / Receptionist: [[over phone]] Yet you can't live without us. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2132.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2133 | Cameraman: Okay, I'm here. What do you want me to film? / / Adam: The explosion of this dynamite! / / Cameraman: Not a problem. / / [[in the foreground, a rat runs across the room]] / / Jamie: And potentially the destruction of the entire universe. / / Cameraman: Oh. Er... just a minute... [[leaves]] / / [[a white cat chases the rat]] / / Adam: Wait! Don't run away! It's not that dangerous! / / Cameraman: I'll be right back. I just want to get my Steadicam gear. / / Adam: Oh. Good thinking. / / [[the rat disappears off screen, followed by the cat]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2133.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2134 | [[scene: NASA spacecraft on intercept course to prevent an asteroid destroying Earth]] / / [[a rat runs across the control panel]] / / Ishmael: A rat! There's a rat on board! How on Earth did a rat get on a strictly quarantined and sterilised NASA spacecraft?! / / [[a white cat chases the rat]] / / Loren: One could ask the same of your cat... / / Ishmael: It's lucky I brought him! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2134.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2135 | Steve: Crikey! What makes you think that needs doing? / / Charity Collector Guy: Isn't it obvious? / / Steve: Not to me! / / [[the rat disappears off screen, followed by the cat]] / / [sound]: Knock! Knock! / / [[in the foreground, a rat waits to runs into the room]] / / Charity Collector Guy: Hi. I'm collecting for the campaign to restore the normal flow of time to the universe. / / [[a white cat chases the rat]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2135.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2136 | Mordekai: Wait. You're saying you killed another Balrog? / / Kyros: Yep. / / Mordekai: How? / / Kyros: I'm sharp. I'm fully aware of everything happening around us and all that needs to be done to keep us safe. / / Alvissa: So, Mr Sharp Wizard, can we have some light? / / Kyros: What? Oh... sure. / / [[Kyros lights his orb, revealing a Balrog looming right behind them]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2136.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2137 | [[scene: Bridge of the Legacy]] / / Iki Piki: [[through radio]] Paris, get over here. There's something you should see. / / Paris: I'll be right there. / / Paris 2: I'll look after the ship. / / [[a white cat chases the rat across the bridge]] / / [[scene change: on board the mysterious alien vessel]] / / Iki Piki: [[to Paris, who has appeared]] This ship is a time machine. We could go back to before you died and save you! / / Paris: Tempting though that is, it would change history as we know it. I've never heard a worse idea. / / Serron: I know! Iki Piki and I go back to warn ourselves against trusting our future selves! / / Paris: I'm glad I left room for a superlative... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2137.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2138 | Monty: Travel through time?! You can't be serious! That's patently ridiculous! / / [[in the foreground, a rat runs across the computer room]] / / Hitler's Brain Clones: Interesting of someone who has witnessed die occult powers of die Ark of die Covenent und die Holy Grail to say anything is ridiculous. / / [[a white cat chases the rat]] / / Monty: But that's... / / Hitler's Brain Clones: Und to protest about it while talking to a collection of cloned brains of die Führer in jars!! / / [[the rat disappears off screen, followed by the cat]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2138.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2139 | Mercutio: Hmmm. Something weird is happening at the Large Hadron Collider... / / Ophelia: What is it? / / [[in the foreground, a rat runs across the office]] / / Mercutio: The live results page and... Is that a rat?! / / [[a white cat chases the rat across the office]] / / Mercutio: Hmmm. Something weird is happening at the Large Hadron Collider... / / Ophelia: What is it? / / [[the rat disappears off screen, followed by the cat]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2139.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2140 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Well this is a conundrum, no doubt. / / [[in the foreground, a rat runs across the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / [[a white cat chases the rat across the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / Me: What was that about? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: There are no rats or cats on the Infinite Featureless Plane of Death... / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Okay, this is weird. / / Me: That's weird?? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2140.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2141 | Loren: [[examing rat]] This rat is from the future! / / Ishmael: [[holding his cat]] What?! How can you tell that? / / Loren: Superior Martian technology. / / Ishmael: Oh, yeah, right. / / Loren: Plus, it has a cybernetic eye... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2141.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2142 | Nigerian Finance Minister: So what's going on here? And how can the Nigerian Government make money out of it? / / [[in the foreground, a rat runs across the Finance Minister's office]] / / [[a white cat chases the rat across the office]] / / Ponsonby: Hmmm. Something weird is happening. This man has turned into a stereotyped parody of himself. / / Long Tom: Arrr! Shiver me timbers! Lucky that sort o' thing nay be happenin' to me! / / [[the rat disappears off screen, followed by the cat]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2142.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2143 | Paris: How do we know this time machine is safe? / / Robot: Give it a test drive! Obligation-free! / / Paris: How can we test it without travelling in time ourselves? / / Robot: Try it on... that rat over there! [[points at a rat in the foreground]] / / Serron: Wait. What's a rat doing on a ship you're trying to sell us? / / Robot: Optional extra. But I tell you what: I'll throw it in for no extra cost because I like your face. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2143.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2144 | Kyros: Where's Lambert? / / [[in the foreground, a rat runs across the dungeon corridor]] / / Balrog: RAAARRRHH!! [[everyone turns to look at the Balrog lurking behind Kyros]] / / Alvissa: A Balrog! Run!!! [[everyone but Kyros runs]] / / [[a white cat chases the rat across the dungeon corridor]] / / Kyros: Nobody wants to answer my question? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2144.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2145 | Steve: Crikey! So What? I've done it before and nuthin' bad 'appened! / / Charity Collector Guy: This could further disrupt the flow of time in the universe! / / Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve: [[manifesting suddenly]] HELLO. / / Steve: Crikey! You! Take that! [[wrestles Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve]] / / [sound]: Wrestle! / / Terry: Steve! You've wrestled to death Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve! Again! http://irregularwebcomic.net/2145.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2146 | Adam: The suspense is killing me. / / [[A Death who has not previously been identified manifests suddenly]] / / Adam: Er. Who are you? / / Unidentified Death: ONE GUESS. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2146.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2147 | Head Death: I'm calling about... / / Receptionist: The Large Hadron Collider. Yes, we know. / / Head Death: You Paradox Department people always know what I'm calling about before I call! What if I hadn't called you? / / Receptionist: Then we wouldn't have known, obviously. / / Head Death: I hate you guys. / / Receptionist: We know. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2147.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2148 | [[scene: London]] / / Sallah: Professor Jones! Schliemannian Chair Jones! / / Minnesota Jones: Sallah! / / Prof. Jones: What are you doing here in London? You should be in Berlin, rescuing Junior! / / Sallah: I'm here to rescue the two of you. / / Prof. Jones: From what? / / Sallah: Moral decay! / / [[camera pulls back showing Prof. Jones and Minnesota Jones are about to enter a burlesque show]] http://irregularwebcomic.net/2148.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2149 | Robot: Just put the rat in the box here. / / Paris: How will we know it's travelled through time safely? / / Robot: I could fit it with a cybernetic eye, and you can view what it sees on the monitor. / / Iki Piki: You can do that? / / Robot: 3,000 credits. Strictly for parts and labour. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2149.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2150 | [[scene: Ancient Rome]] / / Julius: It's odd, Marcus. / / Marcus: What is, Julius? / / [[in the foreground, a rat runs across the forum]] / / Julius: Here we are in Rome, the largest and most important city in all of history... / / Julius: And yet it feels like the rest of the universe is passing us by... / / [[a white cat chases the rat across the forum]] / / Marcus: Non mus et felis universum est. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2150.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2151 | Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I think I know what's going on here. Do you plan to go back in time and murder yourself? / / Me: What? No. Not particularly. I'd prefer it had never happened, quite frankly. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: AHA! I NEED TO MAKE YOU GO BACK AND KILL YOURSELF! / / Me: Woah. How do you that voice? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2151.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2152 | [[scene: Darkness]] / / Alvissa: Is the Balrog following us? / / Mordekai: I can't see anything. / / [[Kyros appears with his glowing orb]] / / Kyros: Hey guys. / / Alvissa: Kyros! But... but... the Balrog! / / Kyros: Yeah, yeah. Not a problem. / / Alvissa: How do you keep doing that? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2152.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2153 | Ishmael: The rat just vanished! Into thin air! / / Loren: It must be flitting through time. / / Loren: Now your cat has vanished. / / Ishmael: Moby Tom! / / Loren: Chasing the rat through time, no doubt. / / Ishmael: But he'd have to be some sort of... quantum Cheshire Cat to do that! / / Loren: Curiouser... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2153.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2154 | Ponsonby: Parallel world nonsense, comedic parodies... Hmmm. There's one British time traveller I've overlooked until now. Come on! / / [[The pirates and British sailors race back to the TARDIS]] / / [[scene change: Oxford, the 1860s]] / / Ponsonby: Charles Lutwidge Dodgson? / / Lewis Carroll: Yes, guv? 'Ere, what'choo doin' appearin' out o' nowhere like that? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2154.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2155 | [caption]: Jane Goodall's Office, Africa: / / [sound]: Riiing! / / Yeti: [[over phone]] Jane, something really weird is going on. We're getting a cryptid reading we haven't seen since the 1870s. / / Jane Goodall: What's causing it? / / [[scene change: The Himalayas]] / / Yeti: We think... hold on to your hat... We think it might be a... Cheshire Cat. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2155.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2156 | [[scene: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death]] / / Me: Wait. There's a problem here. The copy of me who killed me wasn't decayed. I'm partly skeletonised already. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: Oh. It's the mess-up in the time stream. I'll have to come back earlier. [[vanishes suddenly]] / / Me: You'll have to whuh...? / / [[scene change: The Infinite Featureless Plane of Death, earlier]] / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: [[manifesting suddenly]] Ah, there you are. I told you I'd be back. / / Me: [[not decayed yet]] What? Who are you? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2156.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2157 | Monty: Don't worry. I'm sure Sallah is in Berlin right now, planning a way to rescue us. / / Ginny: You know, if just after you said that, we learnt Sallah was somewhere else, that would be funny. / / [[beat]] / / Monty: If it wasn't such a cliché, maybe. http://irregularwebcomic.net/2157.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2158 | Ponsonby: Have you by any chance seen a Cheshire Cat pass through here? / / Lewis Carroll: A wot, guv? / / Ponsonby: Cheshire Cat. A cat that can vanish. / / Lewis Carroll: Wot a... curious idea... / / Lewis Carroll: 'Ere, young lady, wot's yore name? / / Wendy: Wendy. / / Lewis Carroll: Hmm, no. J. M. Barrie would 'ave me 'ead. 'ow do you feel about "Alice"? http://irregularwebcomic.net/2158.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2159 | [caption]: 'Thulhu, the dread Great Old One / / [caption]: Couldn't breach our mortal plane. / / [caption]: And if you ever saw him / / [caption]: You would go bug-nuts insane. / / [caption]: All of the other Old Ones / / [caption]: Were worshipped far and wide by fools. / / [caption]: They never let poor 'Thulhu / / [caption]: Play with even sub-earth ghouls. / / [caption]: But in twenty-twelve A.D. / / [caption]: Yog-Sothoth will say: / / [caption]: " 'Thulhu, when the stars are right / / [caption]: Won't you bring eternal night?" / / [caption]: Now all the cultists love him, / / [caption]: as they shouted out with glee: / / [caption]: " 'Thulhu, the dread Great Old One / / [caption]: You'll end all of history! / / [caption]: You'll end all of historieeeeeeee!" http://irregularwebcomic.net/2159.html |
| Irregular Webcomic! #2160 | Robot: There you go. The rat is travelling through time. Look at the pictures on the monitors. / / Paris: Amazing. / / [sound]: Clunk. / / Serron: What was that? / / Paris: Your future selves and my clone have undocked. They're stealing our ship! / / Paris 2: [[over radio]] So long, suckers! / / Iki Piki: Quick! After them! / / Robot: Now if only you owned this ship, we could chase them... http://irregularwebcomic.net/2160.html |
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