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Irregular Webcomic! #2191 [[scene: Ñ's office at British Secret Service headquarters]] / / Ñ: Ü, show Stud the equipment. / / Ü: Looks like an ordinary briefcase, but this contains exactly the items you'll almost certainly need on your mission. / / Ü: Tear gas canister, disguised as talcum powder. A throwing knife. And fifty gold sovereigns. / / Stud: And what's this? / / Ü: Chekhov's gun.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2192 Lambert: So... dead, huh? / / Lambert: Well, I guess we'll never finish that quest now. / / Alvissa: On the contrary. / / Alvissa: I don't think we've ever been closer to making some actual progress.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2193 Ponsonby: Under what sovereignty is this realm? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: WHAT? NOBODY OWNS IT. / / Ponsonby: Aha! I claim this land in the name of the King! / / Nigerian Finance Minister: No, I claim it for the Government of Nigeria! / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE A SMALL PROBLEM THERE... / / Allosaurus: RAAARRRHH!!! / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: AND ALSO A BIG ONE.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2194 Serron: Paris! You're not a ghost any more! / [[beat]] / [[beat]] / Paris: I shall refrain from pointing out the ways in which this is, at best, a minor improvement.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2195 Jamie: Well, we've failed to create the Universe in seven days. Myth busted! / / Adam: Now, as is our usual practice, we see what it actually takes to produce the effects of the myth. / / Jamie: According to a competing theory, the Universe was created in a Big Bang. / / Adam: All right!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2196 Lambert: You know what the real shame about everyone being dead is? / / Lambert: As opposed to just us, that is. / / Dwalin: Whut? / / Lambert: There's nobody left to write my hobbituary.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2197 Hermione: Harry, Ron, I bet Voldemort is behind this somehow. / / Shakespeare: Excuse me... Did you just say...? Are you...? / / Shakespeare: Hermione Granger! I'm you're biggest fan! My name is Will Shakespeare! / / Prof. Jones: Excuse me... Did you just say...? Will Shakespeare! I'm you're biggest fan! My name is Professor North Dakota Jones!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2198 Mordekai: Being dead isn't the end of the world, you know. / / Mordekai: We just need to get a cleric to resurrect us. / / Kyros: And just how are we going to find a cleric? / / Mordekai: I saw one over there. / / Pope Pius XI: Cosa?
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Irregular Webcomic! #2199 [caption]: Yeşilköy Airport, Istanbul / / Stud: Pardon me, do you have a match? / / Chauffeur: I use a lighter. / / Stud: Better still. / / Chauffeur: Until they go wrong. / / Stud: Oh... / / Stud: Well in that case... What was our agreed password and countersign thing again?
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Irregular Webcomic! #2200 Monty: Sallah! You're dead too? / / Sallah: Don't worry, Monty. I have a plan. / / Monty: You have a plan to escape death? This isn't some cell in Berlin! We can't just dig our way out! / / Sallah: [[holding digging tools]] Have you tried? / / Monty: You brought digging tools? To the afterlife?? / / Sallah: And horses! [[gestures at horses]]
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Irregular Webcomic! #2201 Iki Piki: We should be able to figure a way out of this. We're technologically savvy. / / Spanners: I fear this place is actually the interior of a black hole. Which means there's no way to escape. / / Serron: Can't you just reverse the polarity of something, and we'll all go back to where we were before? / / Spanners: Oh, of course, I forgot about trying stupid science...
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Irregular Webcomic! #2202 Moby Tom: Meow! / / Ishmael: Moby Tom! / / Ishmael: So thre're animals here too? / / Steve: [[surrounded by critters]] It was nothin' personal, I swear! Crikey!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2203 Allosaurus: RAAARRRHH!!! / / Tyrannosaurus Rex: RAAARRRHH!!! / / Other dinosaurs: RAAARRRHH!!! / / Mercutio: Well, that was enlightening.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2204 Jane Goodall: Hey! Get your hands off that chimp, young lady! Who in hell do you think you are?! / / Woman: Watch it, you old goat! I'm the world's foremost expert on primates. / / Jane Goodall: Oh, I don't think so. Just who are you? / / Woman: Oh, I do think so. I'm Dr Jane Goodall!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2205 Yeti: That cat! It's the Cheshire cat! / / Ishmael: What? / / Yeti: Your cat is responsible for all this cross-time mess! / / Yeti: It's a mythical creature that shouldn't exist at all in this space-time continuum! / / Ishmael: And you are...? / / Yeti: A yeti. But that's beside the point.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2206 Mercutio: So wait... Not only is everyone from history here... and modern animals and dinosaurs... / / Mercutio: But also apparently aliens from the future, mythical creatures, and fictional characters? / / Terry: And apparently multiple copies of the same people from different points in their lives. / / Mercutio: What else?! / / Shrub: Ahem.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2207 Jamie: There's just one problem. Where are we going to get enough explosives to create a big enough bang? / / Adam: Well, it seems that every living thing that ever existed or will exist in the future is here. / / Adam: It stands to reason that inanimate objects are here somewhere too. / / Adam: Which means every explosive device ever made or that ever will be made is ours to use! / / Jamie: Oh my.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2208 Alvissa: So Dwalin, does this match up with the dwarven idea of the afterlife? / / Dwalin: Nay. Thu dwarven ufterlife is a big cuvern fuul o' goold 'n' beer 'n' orcs tae kill. [[translation: No, the dwarven afterlife is a big cavenr full of gold and beer and orcs to kill.]] / / Alvissa: We've got pretty much all of that here. / / Dwalin: Und noo elves! [[translation: And no elves!]] / / Alvissa: Well, except the orcs are technically already dead...
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Irregular Webcomic! #2209 Admiral Motti: If only we had the Death Star, we could blast our way out of here. / / Vader: The ability to destroy the afterlife is insignificant next to the power of the Force. / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: YOUR SORCEROR'S WAYS WON'T HELP YOU HERE, LORD VADER. YOUR SAD DEVOTION TO THAT ANCIENT RELIGION CAN'T... / / Death of Choking On A Giant Frog: ACK... THPBTTT... / / Vader: I find your lack of face disturbing.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2210 Paris: So, there are people, animals, plants, and inanimate objects here. / / Serron: Yeah, so? / / Paris: That implies robots must be here too. / / Robot: Hey, hey, hey! Look who it is! If only you folks had bought a time-travelling spaceship. That'd be a nice way out of here.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2211 [sound]: Dig dig dig... clunk! / / Monty: I think we've found something! / / Prof. Jones: Is it archaeological?! / / Monty: Yeah, dad. Ancient civilisations have buried their dead here in the afterlife. / / Prof. Jones: Those Egyptians were into all sorts of weird things.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2212 Alvissa: A thought just occurred to me. / / Draak: What thought that? / / Alvissa: If everyone is dead, that means the great Dragon Sage Ardaxar is here somewhere! / / Kyros: The who? / / Alvissa: Ardaxar! He whom we seek on our quest! / / Mordekai: Our what?
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Irregular Webcomic! #2213 Ishmael: Hey! You're Isaac Newton! / / Isaac Newton: That is my name, but I am at a loss as to how you know it, sir. / / Ishmael: I'm a big fan! Tell me, what led you to using an inverse square law to describe gravity? / / Isaac Newton: Inverse... what? / / Ishmael: Oh... Here, I'll show you. I've got some paper. / / Ishmael: It involves a bit of calculus. / / Isaac Newton: Calculus??
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Irregular Webcomic! #2214 Jamie: So we need to gather all the explosives in existence into one big pile. / / Adam: I've thought about that. It'll take too long to collect it all. / / Jamie: So what are we going to do? / / Adam: Isn't it obvious? / / Adam: We have to build a time machine first! / / Jamie: You're right... I should have seen that coming.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2215 Yeti: Terry! Where's Jane Goodall? I need to see her! / / Terry: She's over there... arguing with herself. / / Yeti: With herself? / / Jane Goodall: I'm a Dame, young lady! That means I'm better than you, and don't you forget it! / / Young Jane Goodall: It means you're past it, you old cow! Whereas I still have my best years ahead of me!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2216 Alvissa: Excuse me, sorry to bother you, but can you tell me if the great Dragon Sage Ardaxar is here somewhere? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: OH YES, HE'S HERE. / / Alvissa: Excellent! We may manage to finish this quest yet! Where can we find him? / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: YOU MUST CROSS THE FEATURELESS MOUNTAINS... / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: ... INTO THE GREAT INFINITE FEATURELESS EXPANSE OF TERROR AND SO TO THE FEATURELESS CITADEL... / / Alvissa: I see. / / Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs: I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THE FEATURELESS MAZE YET.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2217 Receptionist: See you next time. Goodbye. Well, you can call us when you decide. / / Head Death: I'm here to see the Head Paradox. / / Receptionist: Will you need an appointment for your next visit? / / Head Death: I already have an appointment. For now. / / Receptionist: Thank you. Very well. / / Head Death: Huh? / / Receptionist: Are you paying by cheque or credit card? That will be $350. / / Head Death: I hate you guys.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2218 Hermione: How do you even know who I am? / / Shakespeare: I... er... write fan fiction with you in it. / / Hermione: You're a writer?! / / Shakespeare: Yes. I try. / / Hermione: "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players." I know how to restart the universe! / / Shakespeare: How? / / Hermione: You're going to write us back into it!
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Irregular Webcomic! #2219 Quercus: My species has a legend about the creation and structure of the universe. / / Paris: Does it involve a great World Tree spanning all parts of time and space, with branches supporting an infinitude of worlds? / / Paris: And with roots extending into mystical realms such as the afterlife, where we may find them and climb our way back to the material world? / / Quercus: No. It involves quantum fluctuations and vacuum energy expansion in a general relativistic framework.
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Irregular Webcomic! #2220 Martian 1: These Earthlings will never figure it out. It's up to us to restart the universe. / / Martian 1: All the parts we need are in this Mars rover. Get to work! / / Martian 2: But... how...? / / Martian 1: We're going to build a Large Hadron Abrasion Tool! / / Martian 3: Oh my. / / Martian 1: With Mössbauer Spectrometer!
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