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| Multiplex #1: I'm Sorry | [[Kurt is at the box office selling tickets.]]
/ Kurt: What movie, please?
/ Guy (grinning): I'd like one for "Now Showing"... / Guy: ..."Now Showing"...
/ [[Kurt stares.]] / Guy: uh...
/ Kurt: What, like I've never heard that before?
/ Kurt: What movie? / Guy: I'm sorry. Wedding Crashers,... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=1 |
| Multiplex #2: Seriously | [[Kurt is at the ticket booth, and two girls stand at the counter, a blonde and an Asian. They have their hands on their hips.]]
/ Blonde: You were a total dick to that last guy.
/ Kurt: I can be a dick to you, too, if you want. / Blonde (aghast): Ew, pervert!
/ Asian girl: Seriously!
/ Kurt: ... / Kurt:... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=2 |
| Multiplex #3: Girl Power | [[Jason is at the ticket booth, and two smiling young girls stand at the counter.]]
/ Young Girl #1: Two for Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants!
/ Young Girl #2: Please! / [[Kurt joins Jason at the counter.]]
/ Jason: I can't believe girls are still going to that movie...
/ Kurt: Oh, it's not so bad. / [[Jason... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=3 |
| Multiplex #4: Show Me the Monkey | [[Kurt stands outside of the theater talking to a man in a gorilla suit. The man is seated in a fold-up chair, eating a banana, with a Barbie doll wearing a white dress perched on his lap. A bottle of yellow soda sits beside him on one side, and a cooler -- presumably with more banana soda... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=4 |
| Multiplex #5: Girls, Girls, Girls | [[Kurt is sitting at the manager's station typing on the computer. On the wall behind him is a calendar open to the month of July and a poster for The Bad News Bears {{Billy Bob Thornton, 2005}}. Across the counter is a creepy loser in a wife beater. He's bald with a ponytail and wearing a... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=5 |
| Multiplex #6: What's That, Sonny? | [[Jason is at the ticket booth, and an elderly woman and her grandson are standing at the counter.]]
/ Grandmother: One child and one senior for Sky High, please.
/ Grandson: Thank you, gramma!
/ Jason (quietly): I would advise getting sky high if you want to enjoy Sky High. / [[The... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=6 |
| Multiplex #7: True Love | [[Jason and Becky are watching a movie. A teary-eyed brunette is weeping on-screen.]]
/ WOMAN (on-screen): But Tom... in just the last hour and a half, you've lied to me repeatedly, you've smoked pot, and you've even illegally downloaded major Hollywood movies from the internet!
/ WOMAN (on-screen): You've... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=7 |
| Multiplex #8: The Blogger | [[Jason stands behind the ticket counter. A portly dark haired man with a goatee, aka The Blogger, approaches, notebook in hand.]]
/ The Blogger: Hi! I write movie reviews for my blog! I would like to see The Great Raid.
/ Jason: That's $9. / [[The Blogger holds up his pen and notebook.]]
/ The... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=8 |
| Multiplex #8: The Blogger | [[Jason stands behind the ticket counter. A portly dark haired man with a goatee, aka The Blogger, approaches, notebook in hand.]]
/ The Blogger: Hi! I write movie reviews for my blog! I would like to see The Great Raid.
/ Jason: That's $9. / [[The Blogger holds up his pen and notebook.]]
/ The... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=8 |
| Multiplex #9: Story of His Life | [[Jason stands at the counter. In front of him stands an older gentleman with a sour look on his face. A younger couple stands behind him.]]//JASON: "One for Forty Year-Old Virgin?" http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=9 |
| Multiplex #10: Rage! Rage! | [[Wideframe shot of Becky at the back door to the theater. A poster for The Legend of Zorro is on the wall.]]
/ Becky: Hey, Jason? Kurt? The door to the south lot was left open. Could you two do a walk-through before we leave?
/ Radio: No problem, Becky. / [[Becky begins walking toward the... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=10 |
| Multiplex #11: The Best Spot, part 1 | JASON (to Kurt, at manager's station): Hey, Kurt. I'm off now, but I'm going to watch The Transporter 2 before I head home./KURT: Dude, bring a towel for your pants.//JASON (in theater, tired): Oh, thank God. Empty theater... Ahhhhhhhh...//[[Jason watches the screen as a preview comes up.]]//[[A man... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=11 |
| Multiplex #12: The Best Spot, part 2 | [[Jason and Man watch a movie. Someone enters at the back of the theater.]]//WIFE #1: Hey, honey. Guess who I ran into in the lobby?/MAN: Aw, jeez. It's your sister, isn't it?/[[Someone else enters at the back of the theater.]]//WIFE #1: Your brother!/[[Twin appears at the right. They look exactly the... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=12 |
| Multiplex #13: The Best Spot, part 3 | [[Jason is surrounded by four strangers in an otherwise completely empty theater.]]/WIFE #1 (to Wife #2): Screechy is getting so big so fast!/AARON (to Twin): You coming over tomorrow for the game?/TWIN (to Aaron): Of course, dude.../WIFE #2 (to Wife #1): Isn't he, though? I wish he could be tiny forever./LITTLE... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=13 |
| Multiplex#14: M'm M'm Good | [[Kurt is sweeping up popcorn in the lobby as a small boy eats popcorn off of the floor. There are posters of "Shop Girl," "Elizabethtown," and "The Squid and the Whale" on the wall.]] / KURT: Oh, that's great practice for when you get to grade school. You can be the dirty kid. http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=14 |
| Multiplex #15: The Blogger Returns | [[The Blogger walks up to the ticket booth.]]/JASON: Dude. I told you last time: you can't get in for free.//THE BLOGGER: Fine, I'll pay. But only because I don't want this theater to close./[[Jason looks shocked.]]//JASON (happily): Oh! Okay. So what'll it be, then, guy?//THE BLOGGER: One child for... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=15 |
| Multiplex #16: That's Really Interesting | JASON (to customer): Theater 5, straight ahead./[[A sign for Theater 5 is visible in the background.]]/CUSTOMER: Duh.//[[Jason walks away from the ticket taker station.]]//[[Jason walks up to Becky and Kurt at concession.]]/JASON: Hey, what's up, guys?/BECKY: Kurt and I were just talking about what we'd... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=16 |
| Multiplex #17: The Gay Blade | [[Kurt, Jason and Becky watch a movie. A man stabs someone off-screen with a sword.]]/VOICE (from off-screen): AAAARRRGHH!!//BECKY: Why do you like this stuff?/KURT: Because it's AWESOME, that's why!/VOICE (from movie): I don't need two arms to beat you, Ranger!//BECKY: Don't you think all this sword... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=17 |
| Multiplex #18: Gimme an E! | [[Becky is putting the showtimes up above the ticket booths. Jason is steadying the ladder for her.]]//BECKY (looking at the showtimes): Aw, crap. I'm missing a letter.//BECKY (to Sunny, pointing at a box of plastic letters): Hey, Sunny, can you give me an E?!//SUNNY (like a cheerleader): E!//[[Jason... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=18 |
| Multiplex #19: He's Just Persistent | [[Stalker Boy walks around the front of the theater whistling.]]//MELISSA (looking off-panel): Aw, man! Stalker Boy is walking up front...//MELISSA (ducking under the manager's station desk, which Kurt is sitting at): I gotta hide...//STALKER BOY (to Kurt): Kurt. Is Melissa working?/KURT: Uhhh, no. She... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=19 |
| Multiplex #20: They Came, They Saw | [[Kurt, Melissa, Becky and Jason watch "Saw 2" in their Halloween costumes. Melissa is dressed as Mary Jane in Oriental garb from the first Spider-Man film. Becky is dressed as Yellow Ballgown Belle from Disney's "Beauty and the Beast." Kurt is dressed as Michael J. Fox's character from "Teen Wolf."... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=20 |
| Multiplex #21: Just Say 'Nah' | [[A hippie couple approaches the ticket booth.]]
/ FRANKLIN: Hi, welcome to Multiplex 10. I'm Franklin.
/ JASON: I'm Jason. I'm training the black teenager you see before you.
/ HIPPIE BOY (flashing a "two" or "peace" sign): Two, um, Jarhead. / FRANKLIN: That's 18.
/ HIPPIE BOY (gesturing towards his money,... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=21 |
| Multiplex #22: Pinoy Power | [[Jason and Franklin walk up to Sunny.]]
/ JASON: Oh, hey, Sunny. You haven't worked with Franklin yet. He started last week.
/ FRANKLIN (shaking her hand): Hi.
/ SUNNY: Hello. Franklin, was it? / FRANKLIN: Yeah, Franklin Onassis.
/ SUNNY: Own-what? / FRANKLIN: Onassis.
/ JASON: You don't look Greek. / FRANKLIN:... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=22 |
| Multiplex #23: The Dementor's Kiss | [[Becky is standing in the back of a theater. The children in the audience look worried.]] / VOICE (from the screen): Dark and difficult times lie ahead, Harry. Soon, we must all make a choice...
/ [[Becky walks out of the theater and sees Jason, Kurt and Franklin, who is wearing black robes. Jason is... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=23 |
| Multiplex #24: Head to Head | [[Jason standing at a urinal, back to the viewer, unzipping his pants.]]
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| Multiplex #25: What's It All About? | Jason and Kurt are watching some sort of crime movie. On screen, a bruised man is tied to a chair while a tall blonde man with sunglasses stands across from him in a black suit.
/ MAN IN CHAIR (spitting blood): Is that what this is all about? Revenge?
/ BLONDE MAN: No. / The Blonde Man holds up a gun... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=25 |
| Multiplex #26: Ride 'Im, Cowboy | [[Melissa and Becky are talking in front of a Brokeback Mountain poster as Sunny approaches. A King Kong poster can also be seen.]]
/ Sunny: Hi, Becky and Melissa!
/ Melissa: We're going to watch Brokeback Mountain after our shift.
/ Becky: Want to come? / Sunny: I don't know, maybe…... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=26 |
| Multiplex #27: Merry Christmas from Multiplex | [[Jason and Kurt are watching a Christmas movie. On screen, a black-hair, brown-eyed adult male has his arm around his black-haired, brown-eyed teenage son as they walk out of a snow-covered forest, which inexplicably has a trail of smoke rising from it.]]
/ ADULT: And that, Ben, is the TRUE meaning of... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=27 |
| Multiplex #28: To the Extreme | [[Whitey walks into a theater to help Franklin clean it.]]
/ WHITEY: 'Eeeeey, Franklin, ma nigga. WHAZAAAA?
/ FRANKLIN: Don't call me "nigga," Whitey. / WHITEY: Don't call ME Whitey, nigga.
/ FRANKLIN: Your NAME is Whitey. And quit actin' like you're ghetto. You live in a gated community! / WHITEY: I... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=28 |
| Multiplex #29: And the Winner Is... | [[A group of customers are watching the unnamed Christmas movie from Multiplex #27. It is currently showing Joe Christian, a character from the movie, being interviewed on FOX News. One brown-haired customer looks perplexed.]] / [[The brown-haired customer, Rob, stands up. We see that his t-shirt reads... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=29 |
| Multiplex #30: For Your Consideration | [[Kurt is sitting at the computer at the manager's station. Jason is standing behind him, reading over his shoulder. Movie posters on the wall include The Libertine, Brokeback Mountain, and The Lost World.]]
/ Jason: "311 Feature Films Vie for 2005 Oscar." That's impressive.
/ Kurt: Is it? / [[Reverse... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=30 |
| Multiplex #30: For Your Consideration | [[Kurt is sitting at the computer at the manager's station. Jason is standing behind him, reading over his shoulder. Movie posters on the wall include The Libertine, Brokeback Mountain, and The Lost World.]]
/ Jason: "311 Feature Films Vie for 2005 Oscar." That's impressive.
/ Kurt: Is it? / [[Reverse... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=30 |
| Multiplex #30: For Your Consideration | [[Kurt is sitting at the computer at the manager's station. Jason is standing behind him, reading over his shoulder. Movie posters on the wall include The Libertine, Brokeback Mountain, and The Lost World.]]
/ Jason: "311 Feature Films Vie for 2005 Oscar." That's impressive.
/ Kurt: Is it? / [[Reverse... http://multiplexcomic.com/archive.php?name=30 |