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Unity: Cynthia Roarke-Fanning Cynthia: [[on intercom]] Yes? Who is it? / Juni: Hi, Cynthia, it's Juni. Is your brother here? / Cynthia: Oh! Come on up! / Cynthia: Juni! What a surprise! Sam said you might be coming by, but... / Cynthia: Oh, but of course. Please, come on in! / Cynthia: Pardon the mess. / Juni: Of course. / Cynthia:...
Unity: The duties of a littermate Sam: Juni! I- / Juni: Oh, Sam! I've missed you so much! / Sam: Um- / Juni: Goodness! I'm so sorry... I didn't realize you were lactating. / Sam: Er, yeah. Family obligation, what with... Um , do you know? / Juni: They're... separated? / Sam: Yeah. / Pups: om / Pups: nom / Pups: nom / Juni: Why aren't Connie...
Unity: Sensitive [[Sam and Juni on a couch, a pile of Aikengyu pups beside them]] / Sam: So how much have you gotten back? / Juni: I dunno yet. Some? A lot? It's hard to tell. I'll see or think of something and just *remember*, but I don't really know what to think about first. / Juni: I mean, for everyday things and...
Journal: Wii like lasagna [[fluffy, drawn in the style of Garfield, looks at a Wii balance board]] / Wii balance board: STEP ON! / [[fluffy steps on]] / Balance board: ...OH! Measuring! / fluffy (thought): I hate Mondays. / Balance board: That's overweight! Try to not eat so many snacks!
Random: Team Fortress 2 - The Movie Title: Mike Myers / Title: Heather Graham / Title: Austin Powers The Spy Who Sapped Me / Title: "Blazingly Funny!" - Joel Siegel, Good Morning America
 
Womble: Dream: Captured nt
Womble: Anniversary [[The Duchess is standing over the womble, who is resting on a red mattress]] / Duchess: Today I will be working in my laboratory. Stay out of trouble! / [[The Duchess leaves the room]] / [[The womble reaches into its pouch]] / [[The Duchess' lab is empty]] / [[The womble writes in its diary]] / July...
Unity: Heads up Juni: Sam, I know it's been hard on you the past round, but I hate waking up alone. Please come home. / Sam: We'll see. Cynthia needs me too, you know. / Juni: Could she stay with us? / Sam: What, with all her myooling pups? You'd- / <> / Sam: What the... / Sam: Take cover! / Juni: Aah! This is why...
Unity: Under pressure Sam: [[calling someone]] Yes, this is Sam Roarke. I have a situation with an unknown assailant. Rooftop sniper, I think. / Sam: Yes, that would be nice. We've already taken cover. / Juni: Where is the shooter? Can you take it out? / Sam: Unlikely, even if I had my gun with me. / Juni: Don't you always...
Womble: Taking stock Duchess: We are near the landing site. Prepare for descent. / Womble: Yes, Duchess. / Announcer: And so, without further ado... / Duchess: Good afternoon, shareholders. It is my pleasure to address you all today. / Duchess: As you probably know., it has been ten years since my father left the corporation...
 
Unity: Assessment Juni: So what do we do now? / Sam: Without knowing where the shooter is or if they're acting alone... I don't know. / Sam: Agent Harris said she would send backup. I'll check to see if they're... / Sam: This is odd. My visor indicates that the only agent within three kilometers... / Sam: is Agent Harris... / Sam:...
Unity: The next step Sam: Crud, I should have realized... the investigation wasn't going anywhere. They just wanted us to forget... / Sam: He wanted me to keep you distracted, but that was also to keep me unaware... / Juni: Sam, what do we do? / Sam: [[dropping visor]] We run.
Womble: Routine Duchess: I am bored. Let's do each other's day. / [[The Womble pours a test tube into beaker.]] / [[The Duchess reads. Another book lying nearby is titled "Reversing Mad Science," by H. B. Narbon.]] / [[The Womble walks the Duchess.]] / [[The Womble, beside a model of some death-ray satellite, points...
Unity: Rules Sam: [[voice over]] First rule: don't go where they'd expect either of us to hide. / Sam: That one's obvious. / [[Juni's apartment]] / Sam: [[voice over]] Second rule: don't go where you think they'd never expect you to go. / Sam: They're not dumb. / [[demiJuni's supernode]] / Sam: [[voice over]] Third...
Fanart: Drake Appaz: Super Plaid Fluff™ Title: Super Plaid Fluff tm / Title: Nintendo Entertainment System tm
 
Womble: Vacation [[The Womble walks across a desert.]] / [[The Womble takes palm trees, jars a water bottle, and a hammock out of its pouch.]] / [[The Womble plants the palm trees while the water bottle pours out, creating a pool.]] / [[The Womble takes the Duchess out of its pouch.]] / [[The Duchess relaxes in the...
Unity: Planning Juni: Your rules don't leave very many options. / Sam: We don't really have many. / Sam: Ugh, I feel sick. / Juni: What about leaving the province? Go where they can't track us? / Sam: You're crazy. How would we get by the border? / Sam: And I... Cynthia... / Juni: We go around it. / Sam: Around...? / Juni:...
Unity: Down the rabbit hole Sam: Refresh my memory, how exactly do you know about this place? / Juni: It's not like I was tethered to you all the time in school. / Juni: I came down here with other friends. / Sam: What other friends. / Juni: You know, those squat, fuzzy creatures, with the webbed feet and the mouths like this. [[holds...
Womble: Go fish [[the womble swims in a fish bowl]]
Womble: Flashback Duchess: I am sorry, but I cannot have you escaping. / Womble: [[thinking]] This can't be happening... How could I be so careless?! / Womble: [[thinking]] I hope they can change me back from... / Womble: [[thinking]] whatever this is. / Agent: [[thinking]] What is this strange beam of light? / Duchess:...
 
Unity: Collection Juni: There they are... our way out. / Sam: Okay. What are they? / Juni: Observation pods. / Sam: Again... How do you know about this? / Juni: I just... do, okay? Come on.
Unity: In a ship in a ship Sam: How does it open? / Juni: Just push on it and slide it to the left. / Sam: It sure is roomy in here. / Juni: Yes, they are somewhat bigger than us. / Sam: "They?" / Juni: But if I remember right, reaching the controls soon won't be a problem. / Sam Do I hope you know what you're doing?
Womble: Gone fishing [[The Womble and the Duchess, in half-fish form, play in a lake]] / [[A ray gun labeled "enfisherizer" lies on a table.]] / [[The Duchess points at the setting sun.]] / The Duchess crawls ashore.]] / [[The Duchess peers over the edge of the table.]] / [[The Duchess calls in alarm to the Womble, still...
Unity: Freefall Pod: [[in Homin]] Please take your seat now. / Sam: AAH! What the breeze is that?! / Juni: A reminder to strap in. It's about to get bumpy. / Juni: Sit with your back against the cushion. / Sam: Ook. / Pod: [[in Homin]] Please clear the drop zone / Sam: I have a bad feeling about this. / Juni: You should...
Unity: Galaxies Floating on a Dark Matter Stream Sam: I feel like we're falling... but floating. / Juni: You know how if you throw or drop something, its path curves to the West? / Sam: Yes... the Coriolis Force. / Juni: It's not really a force, but a lack of one. / Juni: Unity spins constantly, and things that are on the ground get "thrown" outwards....
 
Womble: The End [[The Womble peers ion on the Duchess making notes beside a beaker on a Bunsen burner.]] / [[The womble watches the Duchess, now slightly gray-haired, pour a test tube in to a beaker.]] / [[The Womble looks at the Duchess, now entirely gray-haired, who with a cane. A beaker is spilled on the bench...
Unity: Questions Sam: It's so quiet out here. / Juni: Peaceful, itn's it? / Sam: I was going to say "uncomfortable." It's so quiet my ears are ringing. / Juni: Well, we could talk. We have a couple decis here. / Sam: Well, okay. So how big is this place? Where's the hub? / Juni: There is no hub... our hub is like a tiny...
Unity: Consummate Juni: Okay, our course is set. Slowest speed, so we don't fall too hard. / Sam: How do you mean? / Juni: [touching the screen] The pod moves faster, we stay the same speed, so we "fall." / Pod Display: [[Homin]] Course set / Sam: That looks pretty. / Juni: Vented exhaust from the hub. It's a hot helium...
Womble: Ring Cycle Caption: Before: / [[The Womble plays a flute. The Duchess plays a violin.]] / Caption: The Idea! / Duchess: We should start a band. / Caption: Auditions! / Duchess: Not what we're looking for. Next! / fluffy: But I'm versati- / Duchess: I SAID NEXT!!! / Caption: Gigs! / Audience Member 1: Freebird! / Audience...
Unity: Whump Juni: Aww, you mammals, with your silly two holes. Which one should I play with first? / Sam: Uh, the front one. Um, not that I mind, but what's gotten into you all the sudden? / Juni: Hey, wait, are we rotating? We shouldn't be rotating yet. / Sam: Right, change the subject. / Pod: [[Homin]] Now approaching...
 

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