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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Dad: "It's naked grampa time!" / Caption: My wife is opposed to grounding.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Villain: "Hahaha!" / [ Villain pushes a woman off a roof. ] / [ Clark Kent takes off his suit ] / [ Supermom flies towards the woman ] / [ Newspaper headline reads "Superman gives villain stern talking-to" ]
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: "Happy anniversary! It's a fur coat!" / Woman: "Oh my God!" / Header: Later... / Woman: "Wait a sec. Where's my dog. Oh no. You didn't. NO!" / Man: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" / Woman (wearing her dead dog around her neck): "NOOOOOOOOO!"
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Doctor (wearing bunny ears): "i lost a bet, okay?" / Caption: "Now, do you want this baby delivered or not?"
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Son: "I don't need to go here!" / [ He and his dad stand outside of the School for the Blind ] / Dad: "Son, we all have handicaps, and we should deal with them in the best way available." / Header: One month earlier... / Son: "Dad! Non of the girls would go to prom with me."
 
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: "Wow...naked pictures of me! That's so romantic!" / Caption: My attempt at blackmail went unnoticed.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: "DO MY LAUNDRY!" / Caption: I consider myself a post-feminist.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: "DAMMIT!" / Caption: Stupid suicide vaccine!
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man (laying down with his back on top of his girl's back): "Man this is great!" / Caption: I'm beginning to wonder if Steve is a virgin after all.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Header: Pop Quiz! / Spot the poor logic! / Man: "I think that stripper loves me..." / Caption: Answer: A corpse can't love.
 
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Dad (holding a cobra): "It's a rare breed of cobra that only kills awake people." / Caption: Dad attempts to cure my insomnia.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man #1: "Could your refrigerator be...ALIVE?!" / Man #2: "No, absolutely not." / Caption: The world wasn't ready for my at-home Turing tests.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal [ An IM conversation goes as follows: / "Anne: hey let's cybersex roleplay / zmoney69: okay / Anne: i'll be your mom, and you be every guy in town" ]
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: Sheriff! Outlaws came through town! They killed all the horses and burned down the old folks home!" / Sheriff: Don't worry, Hank. I'll take care of it." / Header: Soon... / [ The old folds are being used as horses ]
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Priest: "In sickness and in health." / Caption: In my defense, becoming overweight is sort of in between.
 
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woman: "You think we'll win this sexism suit?" / Man: "Don't worry. We've carefully packed the jury with stupid bitches - oh geez! SORRY!" / Caption: My attorney then explained what a jury is.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Boy: "I had chickenpox!" / [ Teacher reads a note that reads "Please excuse bobby from today's exam. (then in different handwriting - "you far fat balding s-itbag") Sincerely, Mrs. Andrews." ]
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Boy #1: "Hey DORK. Enjoying being a lonely boring virgin?" / Boy #2: "We D&D players are sick of being stereotyped. I have a girlfriend and a great job!" / Boy #2: "Does that shut him up?" / Man: "Only if you roll above a 16."
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man #1: "It was a joke, man! A joke!" / Man #2: "That was, like, ten years ago!" / Caption: Life Tip: / There is no Nobel Prize for eating.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Dancing Hot Dog: "I think Mayor Fluffypotamus is a doodoo-butt!" / Caption: [ Happyland Gazette headline reads "Snugglebean Executed for Sedition!" ]
 
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Header: Sex Tips: / Impress her with total lies / Man: "Those aren't trashbags, baby. They're condoms." / Woman: "It...it says 'kitchen size.'" / Man: "OH YEAH!"
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: "So, I was in Wisconsin to research cricket personality, when-" / Woman: "Oop, there it goes again. Sorry." / Caption: I wish Sheila would put more effort into faking narcolepsy.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal [ Man is pulled skywards by a hook in his hand. ] / [ Man looks at a box of "free boobs." ] / [ Alien spaceship has a fishing line dropping towards Earth. ]
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Header: Political Cartooning: A Guide / Header: Step 1: Pick a side. / [ A man waves, representing "us folks." ] / Header: Step 2: Name your opponent. / [ A monster screams, representing "those -uckers." ] / Header: Step 3: Identify the object at issue. / [ a bag represents "our s--t!" ] / Header: Step...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal [ A man looks at a screen that reads "HIGH SCORE: enter your initials! ] / Caption: Yet even now, a small part of me wonders if I should've stayed in Med School.
 
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal [ A man in front of a judge describes being happy with a syringe of heroin and then even happier with a syringe of "some more heroin" ] / Caption: I've since been informed that this doesn't count as a vicious cycle.
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal [ A woman stares. ] / [ The woman puts her hands over her eyes. ] / [ The woman puts her eyes in her hands. ] / [ The woman puts her eyes in sulfuric acid. ] / Man: "So then you don't like the mustache, or-" / Woman: "No, not really."
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Dad: "Son, I don't ever want to hear you call a man pretty. It's weird, and I won't have it in my family." / Header: Later... / Dad: "Man, that is one sexy car."
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Header: Everyone knew the eulogy would be boring, but I was the only one with a contingency plan / [ A beach ball soars through the air. ]
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Dad: "Kids, before we go any further with the party, I want to remind everyone that there are kids our there who don't have loving mommies and daddies." / Caption: I love when Dad fills the pinata with orphans.
 

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