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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Sandy: No, no! / Frat boy: Your expression says no, but your double negative says yes. / Caption: "Oh no!" thought Sandy. "Why did I decided to go to the grammar fraternity?"
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Moloch: I am Moloch, eater of souls! I have come for your first born! / Woman: Sorry, we don't have any kids. / Moloch: Moloch wonders aloud if this is 276 South Benson... / Woman: No, this is 276 North Benson. / Moloch: Stop staring at my chest Moloch.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Harry Houdini: Voila. / Caption: Harry Houdini performs his daring "Escape From Reality" trick.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Box: Assault Rifle for Kids! / Caption: Some years, there are too many good kids. It's bad for business.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Sign: Emily Chickenson / Homemade Fixings! / There's a certain cut of thigh-meat - just $2.99! / Caption: Before devoting her life to poetry, Emily Dickenson had loftier goals.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal On the shelf: Art Degrees / Particularly Low Quality Toilet Paper / Man: Do you have to put those next to each other? / Caption: "Geez, are you another guy from the toilet paper company?"
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal James: Molly, you're beautiful! / Molly: Why James, that's the sweetest thing you've ever - / James: Hey, look at that dog poop! It's beautiful!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Cow: Moo. / Caption: After decades of development, Doctor Bradford finally reveals the world's first horseless carriage.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Citizen Kane: Rooosebuuud...And more monnney...more...cash...monnney... / Citizen Kane: The actual last words of Citizen Kane.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Headless Clown 1: You're beautiful! / Headless Clown 2: Buzz off jerk! She's with me! / Caption: Dave was the only person on Earth with Reverse Tourette's Syndrome - a mental disorder that makes you randomly blurt out compliments. For most situations, it was a blessing, but it always made Headless Clown Night at the bar just that much more awkward.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Caption: In reality, there are no Pearly Gates. The entrance to Heaven is largely constructed of gold, silver, and jewels. / Don't like it? Go to hell!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Anchorman: In today's news, my wife is a good-for-nothing harlot. / Caption: There is a fine line between responsible journalism and drunken rage.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Murdersaurus: RAAAUUGH! / Caption: Translation: Argh! My mouth is on fire! Why won't you help me?!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Yoda: There is...another...Sky...walkerrghh... / Caption: "What the heck is a Sky...walkerrghh?"
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Bob Barker: The Price is LEFT / Caption: Before his fame as a gameshow host, Bob Barker was a rising star in the Radical Communist Party.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal The Cowardly Lion: Courage! / The Scarecow: A Brain! / The Tin Man: A Heart! / Dorothy: The Scarecrow's Brain! / Todo: Arf
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Caption: Despite being a great leap in convenience, the Her-inal was never the gangly robotic success its creators had hoped it would be.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: Of course I'm objective! I objected to your last submission before I even read it!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Caption: King Arthur pulls the mighty sword from the stone only to once again realize that he is not Arthur, King of Camelot, he is Al, janitor of Disneyland.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Spiderman: JUSTIIICE! / Caption:The Real Spiderman. / What? Did you actually believe that spiders shoot webs out of their wrists?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Frat Boy: Alright dudes! New rule! Whenever you take a drink, you gotta take a drink! / Frat Boys: Yeh! / Caption: The origin of binge drinking.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Chason's sock puppet: "Chason's thinking about dumping you! Maybe you should buy him a Playstation!"
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Martha Kent: John! Your son Clark has been staring at women's chests with his X-ray vision again! / John Kent: Now now Martha, boys will be boys! / Martha Kent: But he's given three women cancer just this week! / John Kent: I said, boys will be boys!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Bag: *Butt Chips* / Man: Hmmm... / Caption: "Dang, all out of 'Doritos.' Well, let's see what's left."
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Board: Does not Does too / Caption: Professor Thompson proves once and for all that God does exist.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woman: Honey! They're doing "Phantom of the Opera" at the theater on Friday! / Man: Woah woah woah, isn't TV on on Friday?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Lex Luthor: You may be able to stop speeding bullter Superman, but can you stop... A KNIFE? / Superman: Damn!
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Scoot Sign: *Walk for the Cure* / Man: Does the sign say "Scoot for the Cure? Huh?! Does it?!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Student: I hate science! / Caption: Reason # 16 to get your degree in the arts.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Father: How's school going m'boy? / Son: I'm on CRACK! / Caption: It was at that moment that I began to worry I was losing touch with my son.
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