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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal (Man and woman looking at woman in mirror) / (Sharing same thought bubble of woman with larger breasts and wavy, voluminous hair.)
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: Gah! You're lucky I'm a gentleman, because wow you're ugly!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Sign: LIEUTENANT BUTTFACE / Caption: "Oh, who cares if he's 4 hours late," thought Ted, "how can you be mad at a 69-year-old man cursed with the voice of 2 giggling teenagers."
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Mob Boss: You actually killed my mom?! Why do you have to be so literal all the time?! / Caption: In this part of Manhattan, "kill my mom," was slang for "kill my dad."
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Priest: And do you, Jon, take Sally... / Jon: So that's her name!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Driving Instructor: Now, if you take a right turn too hard, down comes Madame Guillotine. / Caption: Sure, the system was cruel, but the survivors had amazing right turns.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Elephant: WWOOOH! / Family Circus Kids: AAAAAAAAAH!!! / Caption: The kids from "Family Circus" mee their cousins from "Circus Family"
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Mother: For the last time Jimmy, there is no monster under your bed! It's just some angry-looking man.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woman: Well, personally, I just like, you know, going places. You know? Taking my time, getting the big picture... / Steve: I'm made entirely of brains!!! / Caption: The date went reasonably well until, as usual, Steve was eaten by zombies.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Sign: LEAVE! / Adam: Let's go this way. / Sign: TREE OF GET BACK INTO EDEN / Caption: In heaven, the fall of mankind is nothing but one big joke. / This is the funniest part.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Bobby: Hey Susie, wanna share lunch with me? / Susie: Mrs. Shelton! Bobby's being a communist!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Bobby: Hey Susie, wanna share lunch with me? / Susie: Mrs. Shelton! Bobby's being a communist!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Princess: Oh my God! I can't feel my face! / Oh wait, there it is. / Caption: Moments after being brought to life by Prince Charming's kiss, Sleeping Beauty is diagnosed with a severe case of leprosy.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Alien Robot: Finally, Earth's greenhouse gas levels are lowering! / THE INVASION CAN BEGIN!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Dave: Do you miss her Dave? / Man: Not really, to be honest, we haven't spoken in years. / Tombstone: "My Beloved Annie 1922-1997"
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal [[A couple of men are talking beside a grave that reads "My beloved Anne 1922-1997.]] / Man #1: Do you miss her Dave? / Man #2: Not really. To be honest, we haven't spoken in years. / {{This comic was made in 2003.}}
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal College student: Imagine no possessions man, like...woah! You know? / Caption: The real problem with Communism.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Principal: Due to self esteem concerns, the school board has decided that we are no longer allowed to use the word "don't." / Caption: The new policy worked wonders for student self esteem, but it fundamentally altered the "Don't Do Drugs" program.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man 1: Ha! You spilled grape juice on your shirt! / Man 2: Oh yeh? Well you wouldn't be laughing so hard if I were pooping in your mouth!* / Man 1: ... / Caption: This later turned out to be false.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Steve: I used ink and paper! / Caption: Steve was a multimedia artist.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Steve: I used ink and paper! / Steve was a multimedia artist
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Grammy: I know you love comic books, so I went to the grocer's and bought you one. / Comic Book: (Supermanp) / Caption: Supermanp was suprisingly good, but I still refused to talk to Grammy.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Astronauts: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! / Caption: Moments before the moon landing.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal ET: WAAAAAAAAAHH!!! / Caption: "Damn," thought ET, "Why does my healing finger cause sudden disintegration half the time? And how do they get the peanut butter inside Reese's Pieces?"
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woman: I don't want to change your Entire style, just a few things... / Man: Like what?! / Woman: Well the dead chicken on your head might be a start. / Man: She's DEAD?! EWWWW!
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Man: Oh GEEZ! Was this in my teeth all through dinner?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Astronaut: Whoa! A sixth finger! Oof, and a Toblerone! This was totally worth it! / Caption: What happens when you go past the speed of light.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Lawyer: Tell you what. I'll take your sexual harassment suit if you show me that sweet can of yours.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Father: Hey! My kids aren't ugly! / Oh wait... were you talking about Jonny or Susie?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Jar Jar Binks: Meesa Yeah baby! Yeah! / Caption: In an effort to reinvivorate the Star Wars franchise, George Lucas releases "Episode 1: Special Edition," in which all of Jar Jar Blinks' lines are dubbed over with popular Austin Powers quotes.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Woan: So, what kind of woman[sic] do you like? / Man:I like a woman with brains! / Woman: He's perfect! / Man: Idiot! It's pronounced "breasts!"
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Lawyer: Your honor, don't you think it's a conflict of interest that you're judging a case in which you're the defendant? / Judge: Let the record show that the prosecuting attorney made the uncomfortable smirk of a guilty man.
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Chason: I think my girlfriend finds me unattractive. But she's being really subtle about it. Yesterday, she said I was handsome. Then, she pointed at a frog, and said, "Wow, what a handsome frog." / Amanda: I'm sure she doesn't feel that way. If it bothers you, just ask her what she means. / Chason: Rachelle, I want to ask if- / Rachelle: Good god you're ugly! Err... I'm sorry. What were you saying?
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Dave: San Francisco! 250 nautical miles, due east! / Caption: Their GPS disconnected, their radio dead, the crew of the Arizona are forced to use the one tool they have left: Dave's gaydar.
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